but then you can't read the text


stop being a punk Rogers

“Well… you are not wrong”.
“That means I’m right, right?”
“Name’s Cassian, by the way”.
“Jyn. And I’m still right.”

Jyn ends up texting with an handsome stranger who miswrote someone elses number.
Cassian ends up texting with a pleasent stranger who can’t cook anything edible.
Jyn really needs help, Cassian really loves to cook.

Error 450 : Wrong Number | Alexiel Mihawk on AO3

I’m so grateful that, when referring to Mob Psycho 100 and when people refer to “that one fic”, it’s not something cringey or written purposefully bad like I’ve see in a lot of fandoms, “that one fic” is actually a decent, amazingly written fic and I feel blessed. Thank you ABOT.

how they dare make Gaston a kind, not really pushy person who just wants to win girl’s heart. He doesn’t mock Belle for reading. He actually tries to understand her unlikely to the others. A character who went to war and now suffers from PTSD. Who just wants to live a peacful, happy life with a wife by his side. How they fucking dare do that and not expect that I would fall from him,

They are so in lovee, heeelp meeee???!! This is from the most ADORABLE FANFIC EVER call me, beep me   by @gajeelredfox I read it in almost one go and I literally could books and books about these dorks daily lifes.

Thank you so much for writing and sharing it <33 So this is my thank you gift for you! :D I have tons of fun reading it and i can’t wait for the next chapter ~ 


Finals Week

Canada: Did everything ahead of time. Actually read the syllabus. 

America: What do you mean all my deadlines are at midnight it’s 8 pm right now?!!?

England: Works systematically.

France: Entirely projects due before finals. Hangs around to distract everyone else. 

Japan: I have time for a video game break.

China: Only has in class exams. 

Spain: I’ll get good grades because all my professors like me! 

Romano: I can accept a C. 

Russia: Does everything last minute but still gets 8 hours of sleep? 

Italy: Sorry my vacation is finals week I’m just gonna do it all two weeks before~~

Germany: The only reason anyone gets anything done.  

If you're my girlfriend

My biggest priority is going to be making sure you are happy. When you’re having a bad day don’t put it passed me to surprise you at work or home with flowers and a bunch of your favorite foods. Right before I leave your house I’m going to write you a stupid little love note to put on your car so you can smile at it later. I’m going to text you everyday and tell you how big of a blessing you are to my life and how beautiful you are and how lucky I am to be able to call you mine. Even when we get into fights, I’ll always make it up to you by showing up with your favorite flowers on your doorstep followed by a bunch of kisses. I’m going to take you out on dates every Friday night so I can spoil you and show you off to everyone and see your eyes light up with happiness. And we will end our dates in the bed of my truck, with a couple blankets and under a million stars. And for your birthday or Christmas I’ll probably end up surprising you with a puppy at some point.Most importantly, I’m going to always be there for you no matter what will always love you unconditionally through everything and I’m going to tell you every day how in love I am with you so you don’t ever forget it.

anonymous asked:

Any way you can post a photoset of that interview with Robert and Hugh so that we can read the whole article? I'd love to see what it says!!

Here’s the photo shoot from the article without any text over it. And you can read the full interview here.

As a caveat, this is a nearly 10-year-old interview, so expect some “no homo” stuff. The saving grace is Hugh and Robert discussing House and Wilson’s relationship seriously (including RSL’s open and totally justified disdain for the homophobic overtones of “bromance,” which he goes into more depth about in another interview here).

I hope this is what you were looking for!

Originally posted by sqatim

France: The EU really should make require Americans to get visas if nations from the EU cannot get into America without them.

America: Wait, what? 

France: It’s simple reciprocity.

America:… so I have to let you guys do the same things that I get to do overseas if I want to keep those privileges?

France: Yes.

America:… that doesn’t seem fair


Jimin, you could read rice-making instructions to me all day and I still wouldn’t be bored


you’re breaking my heart T^T

2015 in a nutshell
  • If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.
  • Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA
  • Rihanna: *winks*
  • Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.
  • Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!
  • Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage
  • Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration
  • Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*
  • Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-
  • You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT
  • Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?
  • *20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*
  • Me: What are thoooose?
  • You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!
  • Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go
  • You: okay… that sounds fake but okay
  • Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.
  • Me: Son of a
  • You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i
  • Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.
  • You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm
  • Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?
  • You: I McFreakin’ lost it!
  • Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!
  • You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.
  • Me: why?
  • You: you gotta. JUST DO IT
  • You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all
  • Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it
  • Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.
  • You: Tony, what’s good?
  • Me: *spits at you* effective.
  • Power
  • لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
  • *title card* Captain America: Civil War

Skam is like a great book. You read it through so fast and you get sucked into the world and the lives of the characters. You get obsessed with it! And suddenly you’re at the end and you’re forced to close the book. Then you get this empty feeling because the same story won’t continue and there are still questions you want to get an answer to or want to read about some of the moments that have not been written about. You just want more, but you have to wait. And then you start thinking about how you wish you could go back to the time when you hadn’t even heard about it, but someone recommends it to you. And you want to know more. You want to go back to the beginning when you read the first sentence and know instantly that you’re hooked. You want to experience the story again for the first, even though you know you can’t do that.
But you wish you could.

me: ok i really need to go to sleep
brain: you can’t
brain: remember that person? yeah you miss them.
me: not now please not now
—  late night thoughts

I don’t understand it when you find an unformatted fic on on AO3 (aka The Giant Wall of Text).  Is it a phone posting thing?  How can you not notice that you’ve got a fic blob on your hands?   Do people fling their fics at the site and run away, never to look back?