but then it turned out all weird

My favorite show as a kid, besides Courage the Cowardly Dog, was Beetlejuice, which practically no one remembers, but I remember every weird, horrifying, rude, incredible second of it. 

Originally posted by 90scartoons

But it always freaked me out that these two were friends, and that at no point did they even go over all that shit with the wedding, the poltergeist, and the turning your entire family into mindless drones stuff. 

Still. The animation was wacky and the writing was smart, and I was always glad for the laugh when I had it on! 

anonymous asked:

Who are your favorite characters in The Get Down. I don't really like Mylene she's never there for Zeke like he's there for her. And Shaolin is cool but he's holding Zeke back in my opinion. Its like he doesn't wanna see him move on. And I'm actually happy for Cadillac cause it hurts me to know his mother is so evil to him. I also think RaRa is the smartest one in the group and Yolanda needs a better storyline but not with shaolin. I just don't see that at all.

My favorite character is!!! Zeke!!!! That’s my baby!! When I have a son one day, I want him to turn out just like Zekey-boo. I literally have always loved the name Ezekiel so that’s even funnier but, yeah I love me some Zeke-baby. Sensitive bae. Extra bae. Annoying bar Zekey-poo is where it’s at

Originally posted by sorenkingsley

NOW, if you ask me who I’m most attracted tooooo 

Originally posted by dizzeikipling

Look at bisexual bae. Weird bae. Artsy fartsy bae. Love him. He cute and he talented. Revolutionary spirits turn me on. His storyline is cute and well done.

As for MyMy… 

Originally posted by poedermeron

Ok, alright, Mylene ain’t shit. However, she is fairly mature in her and Zeke’s relationship— HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT!! 

When he kissed that yt girl, she ain’t blink. Now, that makes me feel two type of ways: 1. She don’t really care 2. She don’t perceive anyone as a threat in Zekes eyes and is willing to overlook because of her hectic schedule and to keep the love alive or whatever 

Both of which make me a lil cringy, but I fuck with her for riding with him since she knows she gave him hellllllaaaaa shit. At least she recognized she couldn’t be type mad about some shit a nigga she ain’t claim on national tv did, ya feel me?

I’m excited to see her storyline develop more after everything that has happened. I’m here for all the slutty MyMy scenes and performances. 

I think her lil non-black poc friend gone stab her ass dead in the back :) 

I think Yolanda will have something to do with preventing her downfall, if she approaches one, and I hope they do give her more of a story line as one of the only dark skin boos on the cast like, come on? She deserves more than a snitch role for sure but it was HELLA refreshing to see the DARK SKIN GIRL as the HONEST and what’s the word for not slutty? Can’t remember. BUT IT WAS REFRESHING FOR HER TO NOT BE CAST IN THE LIGHT THEY USUALLY DO IN CINEMA WITH DARK SKIN WOMEN BEING OVERTLY SEXUAL BEINGS. SHE WAS THE GOOD GIRL AND IT MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOK AT DARK SKIN GIRLS YOUNG AND OLD AND HAVE PRECONCIEVED NOTIONS ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY AND SHIT AND YOU SEE THAT TROPE SO OFTEN IN MOVIES WHERE THE DARKER ONE IS THE BAD ONE/LIGHTER ONE IS THE GOOD ONE and THAT AINT HAPPENIN ON THE GET DOWN. GO YOYO!!!

Originally posted by tgdsource

Also, just for the record I love me some Rara, he is the smartest one, and he on a money making mission to prove that Hip Hop is GOING SOMEWHERE before he even knew what to call it. Rara a genius. Rara-einstein. I love how innocent his new lil romance is and I think his woke shawty gone steal that virginity like a box of menthols in a Detroit corner store.

Originally posted by klchaps

Boo boo needs to be slapped. YEAH I SAID IT. SLAPPED SILLY.

Originally posted by sorenkingsley

Who I’m missing? I’m missing somebody. Oh yeah! Shawty Shaolin is holding Zekey-poo back and also needs to be slapped. I did also appreciate that scene where he connected with Cadillac, I hope they become homiebros and fuck shit up. Cadillac’s money and pull, and the brothers talent and they can #win

ALSOOOO I LIVEEEE FOR SHAOLIN AND ZEKE’S BOYISH ASS ARGUMENTS!!!! I LIVE!!!! 

Originally posted by ryan-coogler

OK. I’M DONE LOL

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Opposite Gender Tag

I was tagged like a million years ago by @alessandrae-sims @bubblyquinn and @simswesome to do this tag and i was lowkey putting it off because i hate making male sims 🙃 but i guess this turned out ok? I did Nora, the hat-loving cutie in my icon! Im not gonna tag anyone bc everyone and their mother did this 5ever ago!

anonymous asked:

What exactly is so 'crazy' about crazy g?

“Well, first thing ya notice when ya meet him is the big chunk of face he’s got missin’. He got hurt usin’ whatever magical stuff he’s got in his lab, an’ I think it killed whatever self-preservation the crazy bastard once had. The guy smokes cigarettes right there in the lab, under the ‘no smokin’ sign.”

“An’ worse, he even eats in there. One time he sent me out to get somethin’ for him that turned out to be his lunch order - an’ I was pretty pissed off at bein’ used like that. But as I turned to leave, well, if not for my quick reflexes and Blue Magic, he wouldla sprinkled some kinda mystery liquid all over his sandwich instead’a Tabasco.”

“Would’a served him right if I hadn’t stepped in… but ever since then, he keeps bein’ weird. He even once insisted we meet in a place he apparently frequents… and while it was segregated, as is the law, there were humans there. An’ he acted like we were on some kinda date.”

“He’s just crazy. He ain’t like, dangerous to nobody, ‘cept maybe himself - but he’s weird, kinda annoying, doesn’t wash his hands before a meal, an’ he keeps holdin’ me up every time I gotta pick up or drop off to do. I keep tellin’ him I ain’t got the time, but he always tries to make me stay!”

i reblogged it but that photos actually giving me like weird phantom sensory hell feelings. i fucking HATE how dried clay feels on your hands and when you brush against paper its such a horrible sensation. 

i never got good at clay in grade school and all my projects turned out bad and lumpy bc i had to constantly keep my hands soaking wet to prevent the caked on clay from drying

hmmm… would anyone mind if i re-integrated my adventure time blog and my personal? reblogging all the Important posts over here? i feel… hm. i feel like i have no real reason to keep them separate. plus, it turns out i can’t actually be bothered to produce any content for the tags and gather followers, so it’s lonely over there.

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

lemonbird  asked:

IMPORTANT QUESTION. Vampires aren't suppose to enter a premise without being invited right? What if a hermit vampire was living in his falling apart old castle and some fuck bought it as a "fixer upper", would the vampire just glitch out on to the lawn or would he be okay since he lived there before?

Okay so this would depend on where you are in the world, and whether or not they had squatters rights (can’t be evicted and can apply for legal ownership of place once they have been there for X amount of years) but I mean, the dude owns the place, even if it is a run down mess he was still there first and there’s probably some ancient land ownership law which can’t be overwritten by modern laws (you find all sorts of weird things are still technically legal cause no one bothered to update the books since 1645) so basically whoever just bought this castle to turn it into a modern fixer upper, congrats, you also just bought yourself a vampire and he’s not going anywhere.

(Also now I kind of want to write this where a family buys it to turn it into a hotel/wedding venue and the kids find the vampire in the attic and he ends up being the weird uncle who gets roped into hilarious wedding related shenanigans?? Like 


“Okay yes fine, you can host weddings here, but registrar only, no religious ones.” 
“But Theolodious, why?”
“Really Sharon, really, do I have to spell it out for you. Really.”

*

“We really should increase the lighting for photographs, what about skylights?”
“No.”
“But—”
“How about I just set all of you on fire while you’re trying to sleep.”

*

“Please, for the love of god, please don’t let people throw confetti or rice, I’m begging you.”

*

“Okay what’s our final head count for the night?”
“107.”
“Are you sure?”
“Did I fucking stutter Steve?”

*

“Uncle Theo, why does the groom have “help me” on the bottom of his shoes, why is everyone laughing?.”
“Because small one, humanity has failed collectively as a species and heteronormativity is a constructed lie designed to oppress over half the population for not conforming to arcane and chauvinistic ideals put in place by dead scholars who have long since turned to dust and have no place influencing modern society.”
“…”
“Permanence is an illusion.”

*

“Madame, flattering as your offer is for a quickie, you’re not my type.”
“What is your type then?” ;) ;) ;)
“O negative.”

*

“Whoo, what a day, I could eat a horse.”
“Same.”
“…”
“…well obviously I’m not going to.”

*

“Theo…are you…are you crying?”
“Yes.”
“You big softie, I never thought someone like you would cry at a wedding.”
“…I’ve lived a long life, Sharron. People come and go, the christening you bless will be the funeral you mourn in less than a century. But people keep saying “I love you”, that has to count for something.”

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

“So Goth, I Was BORN Black”

How Screamin’ Jay Hawkins Spearheaded the Goth Music Movement

In the recording studios of OKeh, a man, simply named Jay, walked in with a team of musicians, with the intention to record a heart-wrenching love ballad, filled with mourning. What resulted however, would shake up the music industry forever. Just after Halloween, the chill of one drunken, November evening in 1956 brought us one of the most iconic, perplexing, and somewhat horrifying pieces of music ever recorded. This was how “I Put A Spell On You” was born.

Prior to the inception of the 50s classic, Hollywood was already being re-infected by the Horror bug. The invention of Vampira, the popularity of American actor Vincent Price, and the rise of B-movie Horror flicks cemented a public love for the macabre, as established in the 30s, with Universal Studios’ Dracula, and Frankenstein. Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff were monster legends on the silver screen. Vampira, the queen of the television screen. But no one was making waves in the music scene to inject this beloved aesthetic into sound. How Jay Hawkins’ “Spell” was born was a complete accident, but those around him knew they had something special on their hands, from the moment they heard Hawkins’ vocal delivery.

The rare, original recording of “I Put a Spell on You” (now available on YouTube), was a simple, sad blues tune, that may or may not have entered the public’s consciousness had it been released as is. This version was recorded for Grand Records, in late 1955. Nearly a year passes, and Jay chooses to re-record it for OKeh Records, this time with producer Arnold Maxin on board. The story goes, Maxin brought in food and drink (plenty of drink) for Jay and his musicians, turning the session into an evening of inebriated music making.

“[The producer] brought in ribs and chicken and got everybody drunk, and we came out with this weird version … I don’t even remember making the record. Before, I was just a normal blues singer. I was just Jay Hawkins. It all sort of just fell in place. I found out I could do more destroying a song and screaming it to death.” -Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

Thus, the “Spell” was complete, and in November of 1956, OKeh Records released “I Put a Spell on You”, under his new artist name, “Screamin’” Jay Hawkins. No records prior bear the moniker “Screamin’” in front of his name (see: Discogs).

Alan Freed, a Cleveland disc jockey, approached Hawkins about playing up his image, to draw the most out of this newfound success, including the wild idea of rising up out of a coffin for one of his performances. The rest, as they say, was history. Combining the aesthetic of Vincent Price (and coincidently his mustache), and an aura of Haitian voodooism, his act was born. He became the subject of mass media attention in the 50s, side by side with the best of the Horror scene. He was one of them; taking the derogatory “spook”, and turning it on its head—reclaimed, and turned into profit.

What Screamin’ Jay Hawkins created is what we now associate today with Shock Rock. The main features being his vocal delivery, his wardrobe, and props used on the stage to give macabre effects. With the 1960s came the first wave of Shock Rockers, directly influenced by the path Hawkins had carved out for them. Screaming Lord Sutch, of out London, used British Horror imagery, such as the legend of Jack the Ripper, to form his artist identity. Arthur Brown, who has covered Hawkins’ hit, wore corpse paint, and wore a flaming helmet upon his head in live performances. The Spiders, Alice Cooper’s original band name (1964-1967), performed with a huge, black spider’s web as their first ever stage prop. In the 70s, The Cramps, notable Gothabilly band, also claimed influence by Hawkins. And with these acts introduce a long line of Goth Rock history, that may not sound alike at times, but all descend from the same tree.

REMEMBER BACK WHEN EPISODE 6 AIRED AND THIS HAPPENED AND WE ALL WERE SO WEIRDED OUT BY CHRIS 

BUT NOPE TURNS OUT HE’S JUST YUURI’S STRIPPER BUDDY AND MOST LIKELY THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POLE AT THE BANQUET because honestly who else could it be……it must be Chris 

HE ALSO BLESSED US BY CALLING OUT THE RINGS

AND FOR GIVING US THE FUNNIEST SEXUAL INNUENDO ABOUT VIKTOR AND YUURI’S RELATIONSHIP

CHRIS IS THE SWEETEST CHARACTER WHO GAVE US SO MANY MEMORABLE MOMENTS AND A FASCINATING COMPLEXITY AS WELL his birthday is the best Valentine’s Day gift I adore him 

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Akiko Higashimura (artist of Princess Jellyfish) on why she draws so fast.

Such an idol. Get it done!

Humans are Weird: Seasons

I was thinking about how Earth is probably one of the rare planets with seasonal climates, due to its wonky tilted axis. So Earth has a crazy variety of climates and weather patterns, and humans have just learned how to deal, much to the confusion of everybody else. 

This was turning into a headcanon about how humans are bizarrely prepared for anything, and then I had a thought- Space Cruises

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aquiver (adj.) [uh-kwiv-er] in a state of trepidation or vibrant agitation; trembling; quivering

pairing: min yoongi x reader
genre/warnings: mature themes, talk of masturbation, smut, language
words: 10,110
summary: Yoongi can’t remember the last time he was able to successfully bring himself to the point of orgasm, then Namjoon gives him a business card advertising ‘Healing Hands’, and that’s where he meets you; pretty and innocent looking, who gets paid to provide hand jobs for a living…
note. inspired by the novella ‘The Grownup’ by Gillian Flynn, literally just the character’s past occupation haha

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Y’all know my obsession with mer!Stiles but what about professional merman!Stiles and single dad!Derek whose little girl is obsessed with mermaids?

Derek understands it’s probably not healthy to try indulge all of his daughter’s impossible wishes, but she rarely asks for anything and if she wants a mermaid for her 6th birthday he’s going to find a way to make it happen.

Enter Stiles - professional merman. Derek isn’t exactly sure if a dude is quite what his daughter wants in a mermaid but between not wanting to ruin the surprise and the fact she pretty much squeals MERMAID!! MERMAID!! MERMAID!! when she sees anything that even slightly resembles a fish, he thinks a guy will be fine. 

Derek is expecting…well, he’s not actually sure what he’s expecting. Do professional mermaids grow up wanting to be professional mermaids or does the job just come with a particular…lifestyle, like surfers and lifeguards and people way too obsessed with Disney? Whoever Derek is expecting to show up at his door though, it certainly isn’t someone who greets him by saying, “holy shit, you’re gorgeous” followed by “wait, I mean…holy shit you’re gorgeous.” Derek hasn’t felt his cheeks turn red since he was fifteen, which is why he’s totally not to blame when all he manages to say in return is, “do you come with your own tail?”

“Why, you planning on supplying one for me, big guy? I do have my own tail but if kitting me out in a different one is something you’re into….” he winks, like he was fucking born to, and for a moment Derek is kind of terrified he’s accidentally hired a hooker who thinks Derek has a weird mermaid fetish. 

“Um…no….that’s….okay.” He swears he used to have better game than this. Not that he’s trying to flirt with Stiles. He hired him for his daughter’s birthday party, for fuck’s sake. There are rules. He’s almost certain. 

“Great, well, if you could just lead me to the pool….” Stiles squints. “You….do have a pool, right? Once someone hired me to sit in a bathtub all day and while you might think getting paid to sit around in bathtub all day is the world’s best job, believe me when I say it’s not.”

Half an hour later, Derek blushes again - this is really getting out of hand - when Stiles knocks on his back door, panting, “okay, so, I know my website says professional and please trust me when I say I am but…could you help me get my tail on? Usually I have my buddy Scott to help me set up but it’s his anniversary today and, well,” he shrugs. Derek doesn’t stop blushing for the rest of the day, in fact. Especially during lunch when the kids go inside to watch The Little Mermaid and Stiles flops up onto the pool side, the moles scattered all down his neck and chest doing funny things to Derek under the glare of the sun. Not even the way Stiles’ nose starts to burn puts him off. All it does is force Derek outside, awkwardly standing over Stiles, shyly holding out some sunscreen. 

It doesn’t help that Stiles is perfect with the kids, either. No question is too silly for him and he even manages to coax his daughter’s friend Isaac to the edge of the pool even though Isaac is frightened of mermaids and the only reason he came today is because his daughter promised to hold his hand all day and protect him (which Derek noted fondly Isaac couldn’t stop talking about all week, according to his older brother).

The real problem starts, however, when his daughter asks Stiles if he will fall in love with her daddy because her daddy deserves true love because he’s he bestest daddy in the whole world and mermaids always always make sure when they fall in love it’s the “big explody” kind of love, right? You’re not an evil mermaid, are you Stiles? You won’t try to drown my daddy if he kisses you, will you? 

No, sweetheart, I won’t drown your daddy if he tries to kiss me.” He looks over at Derek, waggling his eyebrows. Derek, god help him, has never been so endeared in his life. 

See, daddy,” his daughter yells, putting her hands on her hips. “I told you.”

Stiles bites down on a laugh and Derek crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow at her. “Lacy, what have I told you about trying to set daddy up with strangers?”

“But Stiles isn’t a stranger, daddy. He’s got a tail.” 

Derek sighs, leading Lacy into the house. “I’m sure Stiles already has a lovely mer…person waiting for him at home.”

“You won’t ever find love if you don’t take a chance, daddy,” Lacy pouts, sounding scarily like Erica whenever they get onto the topic of his love life (which is horribly frequent these days).

“Yeah,” Stiles call after them, “take a chance, daddy! I promise, we merfolk don’t bite.” He pauses. “Much.” He winks and Derek blushes for probably the 100th time that day.

He hates everything.

Except, he really doesn’t because after putting Lacy to bed, he comes back down stairs to find Stiles’ number on the envelope of cash he had left out for Stiles to take. 

We merfolk don’t have use for money but if you want to buy me dinner some time, we do like to eat.

P.S. Curly fries are optional but highly encouraged.

P.P.S. If you bring me this money instead of curly fries, this relationship is not going to work. 

(Spoiler alert: Derek doesn’t bring Stiles his money. Instead he puts it in a box, still inside the envelope, which neither of them touch until Stiles proposes five years later when they use it to buy celebratory engagement pizza and that fancy ice cream that Lacy loves so much - which she henceforth insists on calling “finally ice cream” because, well…..finally.)

okay so since the carmilla fandom is basically dead / going into hibernation until the movie i figured i’d make a fic rec post just for fun (and then go drown myself in riverdale), going from my favourites to decent ones:

white blank page - angsty college sports au and the dopest thing ever

exposure - slow burn and internal suffering and emotions it is gorgeous, college au again but carmilla does photography

i’ll keep you safe if you keep me wild - bounty hunter carmilla moves to the country and an adorable love story 

pens - one shot (which is unusual bc i normally hate them) but its a subway strangers kinda thing

chasing ghosts - post military laura comes back to hometown, spoiler carmilla has a daughter shit gets real fluffy tbh but there’s also some angst

clockwork - i honestly don’t remember this one that well but apparently i liked it so heres a flower shop au 

pandemic - weird infection dystopian thriller au thing but holy shit the plot twist in this one is wild, also i cried at the end soooooo (happy tears i think)

this distant image of our tiny world - space au in a mars colony, hear me out, holy shit the setting is so well described and you can imagine this all so well its beautiful

the minister’s daughter - lgbt christian community, it’s acc quite sweet

absolution - short hollence-hollstein cheat fic, it’s a bit of a guilty pleasure

your mom called, you left your game at home - softball rivals and mucho angst turned hate sex??? turned dating (I’m spotting a trend here)

music to my ears - high school band and orchestra au don’t judge it’s cute alright

the road to home - road trip au with a v slow romance but hey ho its a good one

where your treasure is, there will your heart be also - fluffy but mostly plot based hogwarts au yet i ended up enjoying it v much so give it a go

the triwizard tournament - another sappy and soft but more hollstein centric hogwarts au why not

on our last leg - olympic running au, a v v v long one shot i believe

this just can’t be summer love - pretty writing, hawaii romance one shot

four walls - like a fucking action novel holy shit y’all

strangers - incomplete fwb story but damn i wish there was more

(of all persisting stars) - their first time from both povs 

the mirror between us - an okay one shot but i loved the twist

[also not with haste, back to back, god knows it’s not what we would choose to do, she smelled like lilacs, no space among the clouds, maybe the spark between us can light my cigarette, touched by stars, just stay with me, meet me halfway to your heart, gossip column, the sun dont set if we keep heading west]

okay I’m done (for now) (or maybe not wow this takes a long time)

Humans and their Music

I too, have hopped onto the Humans are Space Orcs/ Humans are Weird/ Humans are from Space Australia and all Aliens Are Horrified train. So here’s my contribution

So I’ve seen a few posts on Human Music, but what about that one song, you know, that one song that is so profound that your soul can’t help but sing.

Like it comes on the radio while your driving with your alien buddy and you just turn that dial to 11? And you sing your heart out? And they’re just like??? Wat??? Why are you singing so loud??? Its just a song????

ITS NOT JUST A SONG ZORRI DONT EVER TELL ME IT S JUST A S O N G !!! wE’LL GROW OLD/ AND WE’LL NEVER BE ALONE/ AND NO MATTER WHERE WE ROAM/ WE’LL BE GLORIOUS*!~

OR you’re at your home on Earth/in you’re quarters and are just cleaning. And that song comes on and you just drop everything??? And start dancing? Like, who gives a flying fuck??? Because you just have to move and sing?? Because something gives you so much joy when you hear it your body literally can’t contain it??? 

To the rest of the universe we’re seen as these impossible creatures that are capable of so much. We’re from a fucking Death World for fucks sake. We have hundreds of weird costumes, we can lie with a straight face and we bare our teeth when we laugh, our pack-bond go everywhere. And we may not look it but we feel deeply. Anger, sorrow, joy. All of it.

So what if, what if this is another thing that aliens weren’t expecting and instead of being weird-ed out by it,  they just,, ‘smile’

IDk where i was going with this lol

*Glorious by Adam Friedman

@space-australians