but then it got so long

AFTER A LONG DAY… I have a BRAND NEW reference for all of Defiant’s scars, as well as a slightly better image for her body type!

The scars on her thighs and chest are the ones most likely to be noticable… most of her shirts that are somewhat low-cut reveal a little bit of scar tissue at least, and her skirts and stockings are cut to try and hide most of the thigh scars.


  1. Wound is completely scaled over, no visible scar tissue
  2. Dimpled gunshot, visible with some tops. Very obvious
  3. Major keloid scar, scaling over both ends from repeated opening and reopening
  4. Scars circle entire thighs, all from same source
  5. Exit wound

another reason I hate this hellsite ft. what I’m currently up to

after being on the fence about getting nier automata I finally got it and

after whatever idiot discourse par the course of literally any attractive female character that has any amount of fanservice attached to them and preparing myself for a cool game with Unfortunate Fanserivce

I boot up the game to discover 2B’s skirt has fucking anti-upskirt physics, tasteful camera angles for whenever she’s doing something where her skirt may flip up (riding an animal, going down or up a ladder, dashing, etc), and a camera that will not give you an accidental ass shot

I had to mcfucking GOOGLE how ppl were saying that this game shoves ass in your face when I FINALLY found that yeah she’ll lose her skirt if she self destructs (just like 9S will loose his shorts)……. except like. self destructing isn’t necessary and doesn’t help you at all and also if u wanna do it but don’t wanna see ass

There is literally an easily obtainable in game item you can get and equip so that your clothes won’t blow up

The only ass this game has pushed on me so far is Adam’s ass and that’s because he was born mcfuckin naked

and yeah he’s a mcfucking dude

in fact the most fanservice in this game comes from two dudes who are either naked or shirtless the majority of the time you see them

tl;dr - I will personally fistfight any idiot who claimed Nier was a bad game only a pervert could like

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favorite works you’ve created this year (fics, art, edits, etc!) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world in 2017. Tag as many writers/artists/etc as you want (fan or original!) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works. 

I was tagged by the loveliest @chicklette and to be honest, I’m actually shocked at myself that I’m doing this, ‘cause I’m insecure af and don’t promote my fics, but at the same time I have a soft spot for them, both for them and because of how they came to be.
I don’t have 5 fics in 2017. I do, however, have 9 works that I published within a year – August of 2016 to August of 2017. So that’s what you’re getting.

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tobsjpalfrey  asked:

You are absolutely going to have to watch the first season of Critical Role, yes. There's 115 episodes on YouTube, minimum 3 hours each. Good luck! :)

if you think i’m going to watch a fortnight of these nerds playing dnd then you’d be right because that’s exactly what i’m going to do


Happy Birthday to my one and only

     To the person who showed me that hard work works, that you don’t have to be naturally good at something in order to succeed, that continuous  effort and resilience will not fail you and never giving up at something you want to do can lead to much greater things. I wish you all the love and happiness in this universe and all possible ones. Thank you so much for being such an inspiration to me and many. From A to Z is not enough to illustrate all your wonderful traits, but I hope this can show a small part of you. Happy Birthday!!

voltron highschool au

it’s like that ‘welcome to physics’ vine 

  • hunk doing baby talk to his pet iguana: “hey you dumb piece of ass why’d you poop in my backpack” 
    • hunk cooing: “who’s a good boy? who’s a good boy?? well it’s not you mr snuffles cos you took a giant shit on my physics notes” 
  • lance bursting into class: “what’s up bitches!!! guess who ran 8 minutes to catch the bus and didn’t die!” 
    • teacher: “mr mcclain please we are doing an exam” 
  • shiro: “haha keith look your crush is over there. smoochie smoochie” keith: “shut your hell” 
    • keith looking over at lance, who is eating 3 pudding cups at once and crying, pudding smeared on his cheeks:
    • keith sighing: “wow he’s dreamy” 
  • allura is the perfect prep/nerd mix because she’s head cheerleader, but she also stays in the science lab until 6pm and throws beakers at walls to see if they’ll explode
  • pidge is in band and she plays the triangle because she’s too short to hold a trumpet 
  • whenever she sees any couples doing PDA, she whips out her airhorn and blasts it in their faces
    • pidge: HONK HONK “get fucked!!!!!!’
  • teacher!coran: “so i checked the browser history on the lab’s computers and found your spotify” keith internally: ‘s h i t’
    • coran: “this entire year you’ve listened to 357 hours of ‘bring me to life’ by evanescence is there something you’d like to share” 
  • allura: “come on cheerleaders!! i believe in you! let’s perfect this routine and win the championships!!!” allura internally: ‘do they know they suck and also i have no faith in them’ 
  • pidge: “how old are you?” shiro laughing nervously: “i’m…19″ 
    • pidge: “really? because your tiddies are bigger than my head. your toddies. your tonka trucks” 
    • shiro stuffing his tax returns and ‘senior citizen’ card into his bag: “i’m…not- i’m a teen hahaha…”
  • hunk: “200k self-insert fic. angst. depression. warning: major character death” allura: “do you have to say that out loud every time we have a pop quiz”
  • lance crying, throwing his water bottle across the room: “I CAN’T RUN I HATE GYM I’M GOING TO DIE” keith: “hey lance how are you- are you well? you look well. you look beautiful. i mean-”
    • lance immediately dropping and doing push-ups: “998. 999. haha keith you seem to have caught me at a bad time i just finished 1000 sit-ups” keith: “you mean push-ups?” lance: “you might be hot but you don’t know everything”  
  • teacher! coran: “i try to make maths fun and cool for the kids! i’m very relatable!”
    • cut to coran in class, twerking on the whiteboard: “math city bitch math math city bitch! 10 10 10 20 equals 50 bitch!” 
  • hunk and pidge are the teacher’s pets but also business partners, so every time a teacher gives them the class keys to lock up they mint copies and then sell them around the school for $5.99
  • shiro is the star quarterback of the football team. he’s also 3ft taller than everybody else and has the words ‘no ragrets’ shaved into his hair 
  • allura slamming her textbook shut: “math. not even once” 

When I heard that they were after my buddy…I couldn’t do anything!! I didn’t do anything!! If I don’t act now…forget being a hero, I’m not even a man!

★ Hardening Hero: Red Riot ★ || Dedicated to my sweetest and loveliest Rea @kousseii ​  °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

.+:。(ノ・ω・)ノ゙“The Ultimate Dog Dads”ヾ(・ω・  )シ 

I’m not an expert so I could be wrong on some of these but these are just some skincare tips I’ve gathered from reading a ton of articles and books. These are strictly just skincare routine tips but of course, diet and exercise are also very important when it comes to having a good skin.

  • 10 step korean skincare: makeup remover + oil-based cleanser → water-based cleanser → exfoliator → toner → essence → serum → sheet masks → eye cream → moisturizer → sunscreen (not all are done every day)
  • apply skincare products while skin is damp for better absorption
  • dab or pat products instead of rub to prevent wrinkles and to prevent rubbing them off your face and onto your hands
  • massage face while cleansing to promote blood circulation by putting your hands in a fist and using the knuckles of your index and middle fingers to massage from underneath the cheekbones, up the sides of the nose, to the top of the forehead, and along the sides of the face for a minute or two
  • apply eye cream around the orbital bone and not directly below the eyelashes to prevent irritation and tap it on with your ring finger for less pressure
  • put on eye cream on other parts of the face where you also get wrinkles like around the mouth
  • layer toner on 3-7 times and wait for a minute before each layer to hydrate the skin
  • apply excess essence in sheet mask pouches to your neck, shoulders, and hands
  • don’t keep sheet masks on all night as they can soak moisture away from the skin if left longer than what the directions say
  • acne treatments are typically applied before moisturizer but consult with your dermatologist about it
  • if your acne treatment contains benzoyl peroxide wait for a minute before applying moisturizer for it to work better
  • apply sunscreen!!! and reapply every couple hours if you’re gonna be outside all day
  • use sunscreen that says ‘broad spectrum’ to protect your skin from both UVA and UVB rays

Ravenclaw: I have a lot of things to say on the subject, but if I say them all at once, it’ll be too overwhelming for everyone.

Slytherin: Wait, that wasn’t everything?

Ravenclaw: No, I have several files on the subject, but we’ll get to that later.

anonymous asked:

Best Thorki nsfw fics in your opinion?

So buckle down for some amazing smut

gonna stretch you out (like a tape in a cassette) by sexualthorientation 

The Apostate by needleyecandy

Cocky boys by thebookhunter

La Dolce Vita by umakoo

Say Yes If You Want It (Good Luck If You Don’t) by loki-on-mjolnir (basalganglia)

in the still of the night (i hear the wolf howl, honey) by ohfreckle

Thor Gets Knocked Up in This One by thisdorkyficthing

Temperance by karuvapatta

How Loki Found His Christmas Spirit by umakoo

c-c-c-cinnamon lips (and candy kisses on my tongue) by sexualthorientation 

The Spice of Life by needleyecandy

sweet violent urge by sugarbabyloki 

Pretty in Pink by ikoliholic 

Got a Burnin’ Desire by thisdorkyficthing

Interesting Devices by illwynd

The Storm that Bears your Name by beta_cygni

Every Inch, Every Little Thing by needleyecandy

nothing good comes after midnight by curds_and_wheyface, sexualthorientation 

Shades of Black by ohfreckle

Thor’s Chubby In This One by thisdorkyficthing

aquamarine by thorkidumpster

Good Inside by glayish

For You by illwynd

Waiting for the Moon to Rise by cavaleira

The beast you made in me by amberfox17

I just wish I could fall asleep with my arms around you, and the last thing I hear before I fall asleep being “I love you”