but then i wanted a crown

samus-arans-heat-haze  asked:

If we're on the topic of Leo Trio(TM) angst, do you have any headcanons for post-Birthright King Leo? If so I'd love to hear them bc King Leo breaks my heart

*rolls in* oh boy hoWdy do I have a few

- Leo pretends he’s alright with the entire situation to begin with, even though he’s not at all. He only took the crown from Camilla because she wanted him to, and he wanted to make her happy.

- He’s a capable ruler but he adopts the same cold persona as he’s always had, but just ten times fold. When Camilla leaves the Castle and Odin leaves back from Ylisse, this only becomes worse.

- By keeping all this grief suppressed in his mind, his magic starts to become odd as well. Sometimes he’ll grow a tree that’s far, far too big and menacing to execute a prisoner, or slam his fist against a table in a fit of anger and cause all the kitchen utensils to stick to the ceiling.

- His room is a fucking m e s s. He acts organized and refined in real life, but his room resembles a jungle. Flowers are growing everywhere. Strange items hang from the ceiling. Cherry blossom and oak branches permeate the walls. It looks diseased, like magic is flowing out his ears and into it

- He is prone to accidental fits of rage or break downs, but only in private. Niles unfortunately gets to see the brunt of this. Leo sometimes skips meetings for executions because of a panic attack or just the inability to face reality that day.

- Everyone in the world, including Hoshido, believes he is a calm and capable ruler. He helps change the agenda of Nohr and builds new relationships with the Hoshidans, yet he never learns to fix himself. His heart weighs like broken glass in his chest, bitter and hallow and just grieving.

- Niles is the only person who finally helps him through all this. Niles isn’t very popular himself, so he spend a lot of time with Leo just talking. They almost have mini- therapy sessions when Leo’s having a really bad day, or sometimes Niles just brings him tea to drink in bed.

- “Leo you really need to clean your room there’s a garden in the bathtub”
“Idonwanna”
“Oh my god fine”

Hey yall sorry i havent been posting lately, i’ve been going through Some Stuff ™ that i don’t really want to get into but GOOD NEWS: i got a cactus. 

“Pink Powder Puff Cactus: …a soft-bodied dark green freely clustering globular plant, with a few hooked centrals and lots of silky hair-like spines and lovely pink flowers. Native to Mexico, protect from frost, provide bright light, hardy to 32F; to 6″ tall. Water thoroughly when soil is dry.” –The description on the pot from Home Depot. 

I identify with this cactus. 

ANYWAYS what should I name him? 

thatswhatiam98  asked:

Happy birthday Nagito! Hope you have a wonderful day, I'm sure Hajime and the others will make it the best for you 🌼 Since you are a spring child, here's a flower crown as a gift for you, hope you like it ^^ *hands it to him*

To think so many people would want to wish me a happy birthday, today is truly a lucky day. Thank you very much, I will treasure all of your gifts.


And happy birthday to you too anon. I hope your day was as good as mine.

dobbyisafreeblog  asked:

Viserys: What about me?!?! I have had to eat your terrible food. I will never get the smell of horses out of this robe, and my shoes have been soiled countless times by horse excrement. I've suffered long enough! I am a king and I deserve a crown too!

Khal Drogo: Anha vazhak maan rek me zala. Anha vazhak maan firikhnharen hoshora ma mahrazhi aqovi affin mori atihi mae. 

Viserys: What’s he saying?

Daenerys: *hesitates for a moment* He says yes. You shall have a golden crown that men shall tremble to behold.

Viserys: ….well that was all I wanted. What wa-what was promised. *laughs nervously*

*guards rush forward, seizing Viserys* *One breaks his arm* 

Viserys: *screams in pain* No! No! You cannot touch me! I am the dragon! I am a dragon! I want my crown!

*the guards force him to his knees*

Khal Drogo: *melts the gold belt around his waist in a large stone cauldron*

Viserys: *pleading* Dany–Dany tell them– make them!

Khal Drogo: *takes the boiling gold from over the furnace*

Viserys: Dany, please!

Daenerys: *looks on, unphased* He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.

I was tagged by @n0ctiluca (thank you, dear)

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better

relationship status: single

favourite colour: red

lipstick or chapstick: lipstick

last song I listened to: Send Them Off! by Bastille

last movie I watched: Hidden Figures

top 3 TV shows: Orange is the New Black, The Crown, Sherlock

top 3 characters: ohh but what kind of characters? I guess I’ll go with Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them), Jean Prouvaire (Les Miserables), and Elisabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)

top 3 ships: Enjoltaire, Courferre (both Les Mis), Coliver (How to Get Away with Murder)

books I’m currently reading: recently finished Moby Dick and feeling like a  survivor Paradise Lost by John Milton

tagging @lougreed  (minus the “getting to know you better” part) @lesamis @gellavonhamster @athenaeyes @ivyleagueheart @examinethemind @softlavenders @aconissa 

SHINY NEW TAG GAME: My Novel, as Reviewed by its Main Characters

Thank you to @brynwrites (also the creator of this game) and @hamsterwritin for the tags! This is really cool!

So the rule is write a short review of your novel - or project - for each of your main characters.

Reviews of Wensergutted:

“Please send help. I don’t know why this shit keeps happening to me.” - Rafe

“The story of a grumpy slob - AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, his heroic and devilishly attractive neighbour. Why aren’t I the main character, again???” - Ricky

“After this book, I am approximately seven hundred thousand crowns worse off. I’ve also developed this peculiar twitch in my eye…” - Adrienne

This was really fun! :D I want to tag: @scripturient-manipulator, @chroniclesofnovella, @ramblingrubyred, @disobedientfork and anyone else who would like to do it! I know a lot of us have already.

What we really need is an adaptation of the original 1740 The Beauty and the Beast

So were you aware that the The Beauty and the Beast story we all know is a heavily abridged and rewritten version of a much longer novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve?  And that a lot of the plot holes existing in the current versions exist because the 1756 rewrite cut out the second half of the novella, which consisted entirely of the elaborate backstory that explains all the weird shit that happened before?  And that the elaborate backstory is presented in a way that’s kind of boring because the novel had only just been invented in 1740 and no one knew how they worked yet, but contains a bazillion awesome ideas that beg for a modern retelling?  And that you are probably not aware that the modern world needs this story like air but the modern world absolutely needs this story like air?  Allow me to explain:

The totally awesome elaborate backstory that explains Beauty and the Beast

  • Once upon a time there was a king, a queen, and their only son
  • But while the prince was still in his infancy, in a neat reversal of how these fairy tales usually go, the king tragically died, leaving his wife to act as Regent until their son reaches maturity
  • Unfortunately, the rulers of all the lands surrounding them go, “Hmm, the kingdom is ruled by a woman now, it must be weak, time for an invasion!”
  • And the Queen goes, “Well, if I let some general fight all these battles for me, he’ll totally amass enough fame and power to make a bid for the throne; if I want to protect my son’s crown, I have no choice but to take up arms and lead the troops myself!
  • (Btw, I want to stress that this woman is not Eowyn or Boudica and nothing in the way her story is presented suggests that she had any interest martial exploits before or in any way came to enjoy them during these battles.  This is a perfectly ordinary court lady who would much rather be embroidering altar covers for the royal chapel and playing with her child until necessity made her go, “Oh no, this sucks, I guess I have to become a Warrior Queen now” and she just happened to kick ass at it anyway.)
  • And the Queen totally kicked ass, but the whole “twice as good for half the credit” thing meant that no matter how many battles she won, potential enemies refused to take her and her army seriously until she had defeated them so no sooner would she fend off one invasion than another one would pop up on a different border.
  • So she spent the majority of her young son’s life away from the castle leading armies, but it was OK because she left him in the care of her two best friends, who just happen to be fairies!  This was an awesome idea because a) fairies have magic, and therefore are like the best people to protect the prince from any threats and b) fairies consider themselves to be so above humanity that the lowest fairy outranks the highest mortal, so they’d have no interest in taking a human throne.  Good thing they were both good fairies instead of one good and one evil one!
  • (Spoiler:  they were not both good fairies.)
  • So the two fairies basically take turns raising the prince until he’s old enough to rule.  And on the eve of his twenty-first birthday, the evil older one comes into the prince’s bedroom.
  • “So listen, kid.  You’re about to become king, your mother’s on her way home from the war to see you crowned, and I have a third piece of good news for you!  You see, I’ve actually been spending so much time here lately because Fairyland’s become a bit too hot to hold me for reasons totally not related to me being secretly evil.  And if I have to hang in the human world, I might as well reside in the upper echelons of it, so even though as a powerful fairy I completely eclipse your puny human status in a staggeringly unimaginable way, since you’re about to be king and since my premonition that I should stick this whole guardianship thing out because you would be hot one day has totally proved accurate (go me), I will graciously lower myself to allowing you to marry me.  Please feel free to grovel at my feet in gratitude.  (Btw, we can totally start the wedding night now, we’ll tell your mother about it when she arrives tomorrow.)”

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Soft boys in flower crowns, this must be heaven (ᅌᴗᅌ✿) 

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“I’m going to head back to the kitchen and spice things up