but then i figured that you can't say it's bad unless you've tried

there's a new app or something
  • Girl: Did you get the new app?
  • Boy: What app?
  • Girl: The new app, stupid.
  • Boy: What does it do?
  • Girl: It's new! Check it out. *fires up app*
  • New App: *in a fresh and cool voice* Welcome to the new app.
  • Boy: I still don't understand what it does.
  • Girl: You can press this button here and it checks for the latest version of the new app. Watch. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. There are ZERO new updates.
  • Girl: Isn't it cool?
  • Boy: I'm really not into it.
  • Girl: C'mon. You have to be. Everyone's using it.
  • Boy: I'm not really into the same things everyone else is.
  • Girl: You're always such a hispter, but that's your choice.
  • Boy: Yeah, it's my choice and I'm proud of it.
  • *later, elsewhere*
  • Group of People: Wow, the new app rules, right? I love it. I like booping it to see if there's any new updates. We should all boop it now. No, I think we should wait. You're stupid. Yeah, let's all boop it forget the other guy. *boopboopboopboopboopboop*
  • New App: Bbbooooppppp rreeecciiieeeevvvveeedddd. Ooonneeeeee nnnnnneewwww uuuuppppdddaaaattttteeeeeee aaaaavvvvvvvaaaillllllabbbbbl-
  • Boy: *watching from afar* What a bunch of sheep. How can they get excited over a stupid app that does nothing. It's mob mentality if I've ever seen it. One person downloads a useless app, so everyone else has to. Thank god that I'm appless and entirely free from banal social dogma.
  • New App: New update has finished downloading. Activating new feature, outcast locater. One outcast located directly to the south of your group. He's watching from the alleyway.
  • Boy: Huh?
  • Group of People: *rush over the alleyway* Whoa, there really was a guy watching us from the alleyway! What a weirdo! Does he really not have the app? No one doesn't have the app, it's the newest app. Hey, do you not have the app?
  • Boy: I have to go.
  • Group of People: Don't go! Why don't you have the app? Actually, fuck off if you don't have the new app, freak!
  • Boy: *runs away* Why did they all gang up on me like? *stomach growls* Now I'm hungry after running like that. I best go to that sandwich shop over yonder and eat a... hmmm sandwich.
  • Cashier: Hello, sweetie. What kind of sandwich can I get you today?
  • Boy: Just a bread sandwich. Like, a sandwich with three slices of bread and meats, vegetables, cheeses, or condiments.
  • Cashier: *phone vibrates* Hold on, sweetie. The new app is booping me, there might be a new update.
  • New App: Hey, do you see the kid standing in front of you?
  • Cashier: You mean that very cute boy?
  • New App: Yes, him. He doesn't have the new app.
  • Cashier: What!?
  • New App: It's true.
  • Cashier: You have the new app, don't you?
  • Boy: Well, no.
  • Janitor: *stops mopping the floor* That's kind of weird.
  • Cashier: It's actually very weird.
  • Boy: I don't understand what the big deal is, it's just a dumb app.
  • Cashier: It's not dumb, everyone's using it!
  • Janitor: *locks the doors* It's suspicious that you're not using it, son. Why don't you take a seat and wait here for a moment.
  • Cashier: Yeah, me an my colleague, the janitor, have to talk. Your sandwich will be out in a moment.
  • Boy: *nervously sits*
  • *the janitor and cashier huddle behind the counter and whisper to each other*
  • Boy: *internally* This is ridiculous. Why is this stupid app getting me into so much trouble. I'm not required to download it. It's just an app. So why is everyone getting so aggressive about it.
  • Cops: *knock at the door*
  • Janitor: *lets them in* Welcome officers.
  • Cops: So we hear that someone isn't using the new app, eh?
  • Janitor: Yes officer, he's sitting right over there. He's terrible! TERRIBLE!
  • Cops: Calm down, sir. We'll take care of this. *walks over to the boy, very authoritatively* Hello, son. Now, don't be intimidated just because we're cops and all. We simply want to know why you aren't using the new app.
  • Boy: I don't know, I just don't feel like using it.
  • Cops: But you realize it's the most innovative app to be released in the past decade. It was developed by Darkheart Studios, and you know those Darkhearts always make good stuff.
  • Boy: I just don't get why I have to download it. Like, what's the big deal? All it does is update itself.
  • *cops look at each other puzzled*
  • Cops: *phone vibrates* Oh, looks like the app has something to tell us. Lemme just give it a boop. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. New has update finished downloading. Activating new feature, extermination of the sacrilegious. Kill the boy, officers. End his miserable life.
  • Cops: Are you telling us to shoot the boy because he hasn't downloaded the app.
  • New App: Not necessarily, but any means of extermination is sufficient.
  • Cops: I don't think we should kill the boy. The new app is great an all, but not worth killing over. In fact, it's getting kind of old. I think we should take the boy down to the station for safe keeping while we figure out what's going with this here bizarre app. Hey there, little guy... oh.
  • Boy: *gone*
  • Cops: He's gone. Now where did he run off too?
  • Boy: *runs panicked down the street, the cellphone of every single person vibrating and ringing as he passes them*
  • Boy: *runs into his house and locks himself in his bedroom* What did I do to deserve this? I should just download the app and spare myself this hell. No! I refuse, I won't fall in with trends like all the sheeple. I'm special. I'm different.
  • Sister: *knocks at the boy's bedroom door, clutching a knife behind her back* Little brother, open up. I have to talk to you about something. It's important.
  • Boy: I don't feel like talking, leave me alone.
  • Sister: Come on, I'm your sister. You can trust me, open up. *tries to force the door open* Open the fucking door!
  • Boy: You're acting crazy, leave me alone!
  • Sister: Fine. *stomps off*
  • Boy: *hides under his blankets*
  • *a cacophony of cellphone notification sounds come from outside of the bedroom window*
  • Boy: *sheepishly peaks out the window, his blanket still wrapped around him*
  • *a mob of people, some armed with weapons stand in his backyard*
  • Leader of the Mob: Kid, we all know you didn't download the new app. Unfortunately, the app says we gotta kill you unless you do. I personally think that's unreasonable, but it is the new app after all, and who am I to question it?
  • Boy: Fuck your stupid app! It doesn't even do anything!
  • Leader of the Mob: What a bad attitude. It's the new sensation.
  • Boy: You're sheep!! You're all stupid sheep!! I'm never downloading the stupid fucking app!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Then we have to burn down your house, kid.
  • Boy: My dad is super rich and influential. If you burn down my house, he'll have you guys taken care of.
  • Dad: *from the mob* I actually support them, son. It's disconcerting to me as a father that you don't have the new app when everyone else does. I could support your through anything, but not this.
  • Boy: Wha- dad!? Argh! Just burn the house! I don't care! I'm not afraid to die!! At the end of the day, I'll be a martyr and you'll all still be fucking nobodies!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Whatever ya say, kid. *tosses torch at the house*
  • *the rest of the mob follows and the house quickly goes up in flames*
  • Boy: I guess this is it. This is how I die. All over a dumb app that doesn't do anything but boop.
  • *flames reach the bedroom window*
  • Boy: Oh god, oh god, oh god! I've changed my mind! I don't want to die!! *frantically pulls out his phone as the flames grow and downloads the new app*
  • New App: *boop* Thank you for downloading the new app, boy. Now, you've been forgiven. You may live. Please be sure to boop me to check for updates.
  • Boy: I feel so fucking stupid, but at least I'll live. I just have to get out of here.
  • Boy: *rushes into the hallway, but the flames have engulfed the entire house*
  • *the ceiling collapses, trapping the boy in the hallway and ceiling any exits*
  • Boy: No! Someone help me! *coughs* I'm sorry! Please help! I downloaded the app!
  • Boy: *curls up in fetal position* I don't want to die. Fire fighters will come and save me or something like that, I'm sure of it! I'm so scared! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! It can't end like this!
  • *The End*
'Give me an hour, and I'm all yours' - Liam

*So I was reading smut, and I came across a good story line. It was getting so good, and I loved the direction it was going, but then she stopped before the smut even happened! So I’m taking the storyline and changing it. Enjoy! - Gee*

The sky was dull and lifeless, waiting for the impending storm to rip through it. London looked dead from the 36th floor of the tower block, and Cassie was bored. She sat by the window, hunched over with her legs in front of her, like a small child who was sulking after being told off. She twiddled the belt of her robe, and sighed. She was horny, and Liam was still working. She looked to the door of the studio where he had been holed up for three hours. She rose, and walked slowly to the studio. Leaning against the door, she admired him, and thought as to how lucky she was to have him.

His fingers were moving with such grace and skill, and she longed for him to do the same to her. She wanted him to stroke his fingers up and down her body, and to her sides where it was torturous pleasure. She longed for his mouth to work on her clit, and was desperate to have him move hid beautiful cock inside of her. He was so engrossed in his work, so she cleared her throat to make herself known. He tore his gaze away from the screen, and smiled a lazy smile.

‘I’m bored Li, come play with me’ she said, in her cutest little voice. He toyed with the idea, but he was so close to finishing the new song, and knew that the boys would give him an earful if he didn’t finish it for the next day.

'Babe, I’m busy. Give me an hour, and I’m all yours.’

'Li, I can’t wait an hour. I’m horny, and I wanna cum now. Please.’

'I love it when you beg, but I need to finish this. One hour, I promise. You’ll be glad I made you wait.’

'I’m not waiting. I’m going to cum. With or without your help.’ His gaze narrowed, and sent a chill up her spine. 

'You know you can’t touch yourself, or cum without my permission’ he teased, his tone menacing. He turned back to his work, and she scowled at the side of his face. A thought popped in to her head, and she slowly undid her robe, and let it pool at her feet. She had his undivided attention now, and he couldn’t take his eyes off of her. 

'Is this new?' 

'I bought it for you today, I thought you might like this.’

'You thought naughty underwear would deter me?’ He questioned. He struggled to keep his temptation under control, but thought of the scrutiny he would face tomorrow. 'One hour Cassie. Don’t make me punish you’ he warned her, and turned back to his work. She picked up her robe and headed to their room. She didn’t want to wait, and she would get her way, even if she did have to break his rule.

Cassie entered the room. and went straight for her bedside table. Pulling open the top drawer, she located Liam’s favourite toy. The glass dildo was something he had bought. He told her he wanted to see her stretch out when she used it. It drove him insane, and sometimes, he swore he could cum just watching her. Moving to the second drawer, she pulled out a porn film, and headed out to the living room. 

She popped the DVD in and settled back, she could hear the music coming from the studio, but she knew it wouldn’t be for long. Making herself comfortable, she sat with her legs spread wide, and feet on the edge of the sofa. The movie started, and she skipped all the boring parts. Pulling her underwear to the side, she positioned the glass tip at her opening and pushed in. The contact felt good, but not as good as Liam felt. She could still hear the music, and decided to turn up the DVD. As she got to work on herself, she lost all purpose of what this was for, and consumed herself with the need to cum. She pumped fast and used her other hand to stroke her clit. The woman’s moans mixed with hers spurred her on to finish, and she felt the knot ready to explode. She clamped her eyes shut, and let go, crying out and shaking. She rubbed hard, riding out the high. She slowed down, and tried to get her breathing back in control. She was so wrapped up in her play, that she didn’t notice Liam stood at the end of the sofa, eyes pinned to her body, and his jeans undone to make room for his hard on.

'I thought I told you not to touch yourself’ he said quietly. She jumped, startled, and mentally slapped herself for not remembering to stop. She didn’t actually want to cum, she just wanted to lure Liam out of the studio so he would fuck her. 'Well?’

There were no words. Her mind was blank. There was nothing she could say, either way she was getting punished. He sat by her feet, and pulled his jeans and boxers to his mid thighs. His cock stood to attention, waiting for her to devour it. He looked at her and raised an eyebrow, which was a silent sign that surely he wouldn’t have to ask her. She started to remove the dildo, but he cut her off. 'Leave it in. I want it soaking wet, because when I fuck you, it’s going in your ass.’ She looked at him, and then got to the task at hand. She wasted no time, and knew teasing would not be tolerated tonight. Cassie pushed him in as far as she could go, and gagged. He was big, and deep throating was hard, but she knew it would please him, and hopefully make her punishment a bit easier. He grabbed a fistful of her hair, and moved her mouth up and down his cock. Her sliva glistened in the light, and he moaned.

'Such a good girl. Although you’ve been extremely bad, haven’t you? You know that Sir doesn’t allow you to play with yourself, unless he says so. You’ve also made me leave my work unfinished. But I figured you needed to be taught a lesson. Such a bad little girl’ he moaned. He mouth working her usual magic. He couldn’t get enough of her, everytime they fucked, it was heaven. When he would go away for long periods of time, the first thing he would do, would be to pick her up and slam fuck her against the nearest wall. He missed not having her around, and being ready to fuck whenever they wanted it. He felt himself tighten, and pulled her off of him. He wanted to cum inside her, make her remember that she controlled his orgasms, just as much as he controlled hers.

'Take it out and give it to me. Then bend over the arm of the sofa, ass up in the air, legs spread for me.’ She did as she was told, and assumed the position. He came up behind her and grabbed her cheeks, spreading them so she was available to him. 'Such a tight little ass. You ready?’ He spat and lubed her up, slipping in a finger, and adding another. She moaned at the sensation, and wriggled underneath his touch. 'No squirming Cassie, or I’ll have to tie you down.’

'Yes Sir.’ She breathed, trying her best to hold still. He fingered her roughly, and then pulled them out. The cool glass rested at the puckered entrance, and he pushed in slowly, circling her clit with his fingers.

'Good girl, it’s all the way in. You’re such a pro baby girl’ he cooed. He left the dildo in, and she heard the familiar sound of the condom wrapper being torn. He quickly rolled it on and lined himself up, sinking himself all the way in. He filled her up, a little too much, but the pleasure, mixed with a hint of pain drove her wild. He started to move, first at a slow and steady pace, but then picking up, The feeling of his cock pounding in to her, and the dildo in her ass was overwhelming. As he slammed, he pushed against the glass object, and the thin wall that separated them was rubbed in a unique way, that she was sure she would do this over and over again.As he pounded, he took hold of the dildo, and moved it in and out, the different tempos had her climbing to the point of no return. She knew it would be a strong orgasm, possibly the strongest one she would have ever had. The gripped on to the arm rest, as Liam tightened his grip on her waist, slamming hard in to her, desperate for his own release. 

'Cum for me, you love to cum so much, I need you to tell me who fucks you the best. Who gives you the best orgasms. Tell me Cassie’ he coaxed. And with that, she came, the hardest she ever had. She called out his name, and her vision blurred. She shut her eyes, and let the feeling own her body. Her legs shook as she gave way beneath him, but he hoisted her back up and continued to fuck her, until he filled the condom, and called out a string of profanities and her name. He dropped on to her, pushing her further in to the sofa, both of them fighting for the breath, and listening to each other. He kissed behind her ear, and down her neck.

'Baby girl, you really know how to test me, don’t you?’ he chuckled in to her ear, gently kissing and sucking.

'If I knew that me misbehaving would do this, I would have been naughty a long time ago’ Cassie giggled. His hands immediately went for her hips, and squeezed them.

'Next time I won’t be so gentle. Next time, I might just fuck your ass and not give you much time to prepare, and maybe I won’t even let you cum. You know I don’t like it when you steal orgasms from me, they’re mine to enjoy. And mine only’ he growled, hardening up again and sinking back in slowly.