but then i came across this gem

notdeadjack  asked:

you're the only one on my dash who has a slav icon and when I came across a slav gif set my mind automatically went "oh, git wrecked" and lemme tell you seeing a pic of slav and thinking that was not something I was prepared to do this early in the morning

UH-MAZING. this was a gem of a message to wake up to omggggg

i’m sorry? (not sorry)

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IS YOUR SIGN A DADDY OR NAH?
  • Aries: Wants to be a daddy, but they try WAY too hard. Comes across as more of an annoying grown child.
  • Taurus: SUGAR DADDY AF
  • Gemini: Depends on the person, some Gems are DADDY AF without trying while others try too hard to be a daddy and just come across as desperate.
  • Cancer: NO, unless you came from one of their spermies, they are NOT a daddy.
  • Leo: Sure...
  • Virgo: More like dad or father.
  • Libra: YES, but they might not like to admit that they're a daddy because it makes them a little flustered. Just drop the D bomb out of nowhere, do it.
  • Scorpio: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS, THE SECOND MOST DADDY AFTER CAPRICORN!
  • Sagittarius: They want to be a daddy, but they just can't be. Nope no no.
  • Capricorn: ALSO SUGAR DADDY AF, but they won't let you eat sugar because cavities are bad.
  • Aquarius: Indifferent. They tend to not be daddies, but they aren't really not daddies either?? Perfectly in the middle.
  • Pisces: This is a son, not a daddy. Okay? Okay.

anonymous asked:

omg your bloodstone makes me think it would actually be a funny "filler" episode where steven thinks zombies are taking over beach city, but the end reveals it was just bloodstone, a quartz similar to ame who came out later (but wasn't found by the crystal gems) and had been following them around since they visited the second kindergarten. she looks scary (probably a little misshapen) but she just wants to know what it's like being a crystal gem- she's been alone for like 4000 years, so

I love this idea so much!!!

I feel like she either came from the Beta kindergarten or maybe a different one somewhere else in the world that the crystal gems come across on a mission. She’s smaller than the average quartz but still taller than Ame. She’s a little misshapen in the sense her body often hunches over causing her to walk awkwardly (like a zombie I guess!). She probably emerged not too long after the corruption happened and had no idea who she was or what her purpose is and ended up just wandering around trying to find answers. She was often attacked by humans who thought she was a monster, so often hid in the kindergarten area until she sees Steven and the gems and follows them to Beach City.

one last try || lacrosse week

Author: @dylanobsessed
Prompt/request: aye !!!! this was written for @rememberstilinski && @sarcasticallystilinski‘s lacrosse week and i loved the whole concept of it so much. thanks for doing and i hope y’all enjoy the story !!
Warning: swearing and i’m pretty sure that is it 
Pairing: stiles x reader
Notes: shout out to @sincerelystiles for helping me with the little bump i came across in the story and being such a gem !!
Words: 6,585 ( i got really into this okay i’m not even sorry )

I stood there.

Watching him.

I had the lacrosse stick in my hands and my knuckles were turning white from the anticipation of eyes witnessing his body run forward and give his best efforts to make a goal but once again, fate got involved and it’s another miss. Each time it became more difficult to witness how defeated he looked after missing a shot, how he would stand in the background feeling envious of everyone on the team, and how he looked let down by his lack of skills. He tossed his helmet onto the ground which was followed by his stick and various angry words were thrown into the air.

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Me: There’s no way I can love that Giant Golden Retriever more than I already do now!

Obsidian: *waggles eyebrows*

Revved up PoE on my upgraded desktop last Saturday, and it runs like a dream (swift loading times, etc). Did a few sub-quests in the DLC and came across this gem of a scripted encounter to the west of Stalwart Village.

Field Triage skill FTW!

That post got longer than I meant it to but the juxtaposition of catastrophic magical or supernatural power with completely unforgiving situations that their incredible expertise is a plot thread that I absolutely adore, both in serious works, and because it’s comedy gold. Imagine an evil wizard dealing with a toddler in a context stripped of the easy out of “blood sacrifice” 

And Lapis. I can’t believe the fandom has not gotten in on this, but that’s exactly Lapis’s problem. She’s the ancient, mysterious, catastrophically powerful Ocean Gem and she’s currently stuck making abstract art in a barn off the edge of a small coastal town. One time she played baseball and committed almost zero effort into it. 

Lapis is exactly the kind of character I think a lot of other shows would save, hide from view, try to only present in serious, dark situations rather than ever incorporating her into the slice-of-life elements of the show, but SU does, and that’s what I think is the real gift of SU.

It isn’t that all our scary villains are huge dorks with nothing threatening about them. These are, in fact, incredibly powerful and dangerous people. If you think Peridot is a declawed kitten, this episode showed us that she can in fact pick up cars with her mind now and Gem Harvest showed us that she’s built guard robots in her downtime. She made a functional tank. I’m already preparing myself to have this argument when we eventually have Jasper… learning to knit or taking up impressionist painting or however her arc boils down and people start talking about her like she’s a fluffy puppy and not someone who could probably break the largest bone in your arm with her thumb and forefinger. 

Because these things aren’t mutually irreconcilable. Because the whole charm of the show is the idea that from the start, the premise was “let’s take a supersoldier and a couple of terrifyingly powerful revolutionaries, one of whom regularly trains against holograms armed with sharpened weapons trying their hardest to murder her, and make them live in an idyllic tourist beach town and awkwardly raise their 13-year-old son.” 

The point is that the same person who thinks popping the collar on her jacket is an Incredible Act Of Rebellion and considers it a wild night out if she’s drinking apple juice is also someone who took a sword in each hand and sprinted across a crowded environment full of enemies, cutting them down in devastatingly effective strikes and could, and would do it again.

It’s hilarious, and it also affords a degree of intimacy and character exploration we wouldn’t normally have. And that’s something I try to capture in my Abstract Gems AU, too- I might draw Blue Diamond as an unearthly, ethereal Ancient Being but that doesn’t change the fact that she literally came to Earth to cry and kidnap Steven’s dad. 

We Have Rules For A Reason [Chapter 12]

Originally posted by jordragon

Chapter 12 of We Have Rules For A Reason

Ch1  Ch2  Ch3  Ch4  Ch5  Ch6  Ch7  Ch8  Ch9  Ch10  Ch11

Series Genre: AU/Smut/Fluff/Angst at times


You squeezed Mark’s hand acting as if you had just woken up.

His head shot up immediately.

“Y/N…” he smiled. “You scared me, my gem”. He brought your hand to his lips.

You smiled softly at him, still unsure of what to say.

Part of the reason you were so drawn to Mark was his air of mystery and his dominant yet gentle way. Now that he had unknowingly laid all his cards out on the table, you felt a shift in the dynamic.

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Freedom (Tig x Reader)


Request: sad Tig x reader?

You watched as he laughed with the boys at the bar. You were going to miss everything about this place. From the boy’s mugshots to all of the sluty croweathers hanging around. It’s not like you planned it this way, it was just that you couldn’t take it anymore. The late nights waiting for your man to come home that never bother to show up was getting to you. Also that he would barely even look at you anymore. In the past month you really only talk to Tig once and it was about a club party. Putting away the last few bottles at the bar, you slowly took one last look at the place. This club meant everything to you over the last few years but now it was coming to an end.

Saying goodbye to the boys for the day as they thought, you made sure to kiss your old man on the cheek before you left. You always did even if Tig barely noticed and just went on with his conversion like he always seemed to do. You let out a sigh as you made your way to your parked car. Gemma shouted from her office not to forget about the dinner at her house tomorrow as you took the day off for your plan. Smiling and shouted back that you would never miss it, she waved and you were all set to go home.


You rushed into your house with all of the boxes in hand, making sure that no one saw. If anyone saw an old lady on the run the first thing they would do is tell the club. The town feared them so they wouldn’t just let something like this slide. You didn’t need anyone at the moment ruining this for you. Packing all of your things, you made sure to leave the gifts behind that Tig gave you over the course of your relationship, not needing a reminder that wasn’t memories. When it hit dark outside in Charming you had everything packed and ready to go. Loading your car up set a feeling inside of you that you couldn’t quite get. But as you made your way passed the Charming sign you fully understood what it was. Freedom. The weight of the club and your broken relationship was finally gone and now you were free.


“TIG” Gemma shouted as she saw the curly hair man walked over to his bike. He looked at her waiting for her to go on with it. “Can you go remind your old lady about dinner? I think she might have forgotten since I told her yesterday, she isn’t picking up her phone.” Gemma thought for a moment “Have you heard from her?”

“No sorry Gem, I’ll go get her” Gemma nodded her head happily and made her way back to her office. Tig wouldn’t tell her that the only time he actually saw you lately had been at the clubhouse when you were working. He hasn’t been home in over month with all of the stress from the club he rather just stay there. Not bringing home any of the drama seemed like the right choice or as he thought. Pulling out of the lot, Tig was pretty happy to actually to be going home to you.


Disappointment washed over Tig’s face as he pulled up seeing your car gone. He thought that you were already gone to Gemma’s but was given his answer when he walked into the house. It felt different the minute he opened the door. Not really knowing why, Tig took out his gun getting ready to shoot if needed. Slowly making his way in he noticed everything was in it’s place. Still on alert he went to your guys bedroom. The gun hit the floor with a bang as he entered. His jaw dropped as he looked around the room, everything you owned was gone. Speechless, he didn’t know what to do. Where did you go? He knew that he hasn’t been the best man around lately but he didn’t think it would come to this. Grabbing a bottle of whiskey from the bottom drawer he laid on the bed, taking in your scent from your side. Tears fell from his eyes but he didn’t bother to wiped them. You were gone and Tig knew you weren’t coming back.


All eyes were Tig as he entered Gemma’s and Clay’s house stumbling. Clay quicking went over to him making sure he wouldn’t hurt himself. No one truly knew what was going on, only that Tig was half drunk in the kitchen but they all knew it was something bad when Tig broke down crying. He was never one for tears. Gemma made her way over the broken man with the others behind her, leaning down to him her heart broke at the slight.

“Tig baby, what’s wrong?” Tig didn’t answer just kept crying, wishing he brought the bottle of whiskey with him more than ever. “Tig did something happen?” still no answer just tears so Gemma try something, knowing where he came from. “Did you have a fight Y/N?” You weren’t here so Gemma knew it was something with you two but just didn’t know what. Tig cried harder at the sound of your name.

“She umm..” Tig was at a lost for words but managed to get out with a hoarse voice “Y/N left me” Tig looked up at everyone who now had shocked looked across their face.

“Honey how do-” Tig cut Gemma off and started to speak

“Her stuff is all gone and her phone is disconnect Gem, I knew I wasn’t good enough but I never thought she would leave without saying goodbye.” Tig brawled into Gemma chest not knowing how to get rid of the pain he felt. The clubs eyes were on their broken brother, they didn’t know that you guys weren’t alright and they wonder how come. They knew they needed to find you to fix this but if you didn’t want to be found, could they find you? Anger filled the room from what you had done. As Tig cry from pain everyone got to work to make sure you would be coming home. But Tig knew and so did Gemma as she also let tears fall. You weren’t coming home, you left this life for a reason and never looked back.

Okay, but...

So we all know Tyler’s twitter is apocalypto_12…and I’m pretty sure we’ve all seen the post of Fetus!Tyler 

 Well that beautiful post came across my dash the other day and I was looking at it, and suddenly I understood the universe (well, kinda)

So you see this gem?

Now you may be thinking “Okay, this picture is cool, but what about it?” Well look at the number on the helmet.

12.

Now, this could be totally coincidental - I doubt it - but I find it interesting that his twitter name and his water polo number is 12.

- Emma