but then ended up making it worse

Simple Man

I’ve had a serious thirst for some Daddy!Bones here as of late. So I wrote this real quick in order to help pacify it. I think I just ended up making it worse! Ah, well! Everyone gets to suffer with me now! Enjoy :D

1,096 word(s) of fluffy daddy Bones. Leonard x Reader

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You and Leonard just had a beautiful baby boy a few days ago. You were both nervous about it, but you shouldn’t have been. As soon as the baby was born it all seemed to click into place. Leonard fell into the loving father and doting husband role perfectly. He did things for your son without question or complaint, and took care of everything you needed while you recovered, nearly running himself ragged trying to do everything so you wouldn’t have to.

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Aww! I’m really glad Greg is having fun and making friends. The Zoo could have been a LOT, LOT WORSE

It’s less a zoo and more a nature preserve, I think. After all, I don’t exactly think there are any tourists who come to see them? This space station seems to be a private military operation sort of thing.

Also, yeah, wow, the ending of this episode sneaked up on me. Good thing I have the next episode ready to watch!

anonymous asked:

Higuchi headcanons on confessing her feelings to her future s/o?

Yaaasssss i love her so much

Higuchi Ichiyou

  • Fantasies for ages about the most insanely perfect confession and the many different scenarios that could follow
  • She’d build up the courage to make a move on multiple occasions only to end up panicking or getting interrupted at the last second
  • Higuchi’s determined af tho and only has a very brief moment of dejection before revving up for the next grand confession scheme
  • Despite all her efforts, it would probably end up an accidental confession after she messages the wrong person in her exhaustion. Or even worse after she gets riled up about something and doesn’t even notice that she let it slip before it’s too late
  • After realising her mistake and spending a few moments recollecting her escaping soul, Higuchi would rush to explain herself, bowing and apologising while rambling at an inhuman pace her future s/o couldn’t hope to understand
  • What happens next depends on s/o’s personality but with any luck (something Higuchi seems to be rather low on) they’ll take mercy on her by pulling her up by the hand to rest their forehead against hers and breathe their returned affections over her lips 
  • after which higuchi would faint on the spot

anonymous asked:

What would stan do if he and/or Molly got sick when they were homeless?

Well sometimes he could get a temporary job or money through other means and have a hotel room while they were homeless. In those cases he would try to go to a free clinic if one was available and get what medicine he could.

If they were in his car he would do what ever he could to make her comfortable, and would again try to get a free clinic if one could be found, and either buy or steal medicine. 

When it came to really serious illness he mostly just hoped it wouldn’t happen, because he had no idea what to do if Moly got sick and got worse instead of getting better. In the late arrival au he is very lucky that Molly never gets a serious disease. And in the main universe he is fortunate to end up at Ford’s home before she contracted a serious disease, and that Fiddleford was able to tell him about things like vaccines, because he just didn’t really know about some of them and their importance in relation to having a healthy child.

deathchrist2000  asked:

How would these characters deal with a Nazi rally: Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers), Ms. Marvel, Noh-Varr, Spider-Man (Peter Parker), Captain America (Steve Rogers), Superman (Post Crisis, Pre Flashpoint), Batman (Dick Grayson), Lois Lane, Power Girl, and Poison Ivy?

I don’t know about classic Danvers, but the current post-CWII one would probably cite freedom of speech and generally be an asshole about it. Ms. Marvel I’m not sure - she would definitely be up for some Nazi-punching, but Ms. Marvel’s actions have been twisted before and she might be worried that it would somehow make the situation worse; maybe she’d go to a rally as Kamala instead. Marvel Boy would probably need it explained to him this isn’t the ‘Zen’ type of fascism of Hala, but then he’d most likely incinerate them. Spidey would lay out a thin layer of web-fluid over where they would be walking so they’d end up sticking to the ground and tripping all over each other and be stuck in the road flailing for a few hours. Rogers and Superman would just stand in the middle of the road and tell them they have one chance to go home peacefully. Batman would scrupulously not touch them during the rally itself while making sure they all saw that he was watching and knew that they were not safe, and any with so much as a parking ticket or one-line error on their taxes for the next year would find his full weight coming down on them (with any outliers getting regular old Batman scare tactics, and more likely than not a sock in the face for good measure). Lois would write it up, as is her job, though she’d find a reason to punch one or two. Power Girl would physically break up the rally. Poison Ivy would feed them to her pets.

Sensitive people are the most genuine and honest people you will ever meet. There is nothing they won’t tell you about themselves if they trust your kindness. However, the moment you betray them, reject them or devalue them, they become the worse type of person. Unfortunately, they end up hurting themselves in the long run. They don’t want to hurt other people. It is against their very nature. They want to make amends and undo the wrong they did. Their life is a wave of highs and lows. They live with guilt and constant pain over unresolved situations and misunderstandings. They are tortured souls that are not able to live with hatred or being hated. This type of person needs the most love anyone can give them because their soul has been constantly bruised by others. However, despite the tragedy of what they have to go through in life, they remain the most compassionate people worth knowing, and the ones that often become activists for the broken hearted, forgotten and the misunderstood. They are angels with broken wings that only fly when loved.
—  Shannon L. Alder
tips for treating yoself


  • Exfoliate once or twice a week.
  • Let your vagina breathe - don’t wear underwear to bed unless you’re on your period.
  • Change your pad/tampon/etc at least twice a day.
  • Don’t wash up inside your vagina (aka douching) it will tip the pH balance in your vagina and you will end up with an infection, you can wash around your thighs/pubic area but that’s it, same applies with perfumes and other body cosmetics.
  • Use coconut oil its good for so many things!!
  • Use body butters after getting out of the shower.
  • Use tea-tree oil for pimples.
  • Use sunscreen!!!
  • For people with oily skin - use blotting paper around your eyes and in your T - zone.
  • Don’t squeeze/pick at pimples - the bacteria on your hands will only make them worse and will create more redness.
  • Always use moisturiser before applying makeup
  • When washing your vagina, lift up the clitoral hood and softly rub your finger along the hood to wipe away dead skin cells. If you end up masturbating, fuck it.


  • Wash your hair every 2-3 days. Don’t wash every day because it will make your head dry, try dry shampoos instead.
  • Use conditioning treatments weekly in the summer to prevent your hair from losing it’s colour.
  • Brush your curls with your fingers to create a more tousled look.
  • Before blow drying your hair use volumizing spray or gel on your roots for more definition in your hair.
  • Use shampoos that are sulfate free as sulfates dry and damage your hair quicker.
  • If your hair is greasy avoid conditioning the roots, just the ends.
  • Trim your hair every 6-8 weeks so you have healthy hair and no damaged ends.
  • Use avacado oil on your hair in the winter to stop your hair from drying out.
  • Dry shampoo is also very good for volumizing your hair.
  • The best way to get rid of ingrown hair is to exfoliate.
  • Avoid dry shaving your pubes, this will cause redness and spots which are easily treated with hydrocortisone cream or aloe vera.
  • If you are to shave, use conditioner instead of shaving cream - you will get a smoother result - that goes for anywhere you shave.
  • If you have a big ole mess in your pants try trimming your bush before you shave/wax it.
  • Waxing HURTS so if you’re dealing with the burns then place a cold towel in the sore area and leave it for about 15 minutes and then apply aloe.
  • If you experience chest/breast hair the best thing to do is pluck the hairs, it’s painful but rewarding.


  • Clean your makeup brushes, regularly along with any other makeup appliances (beauty blenders, makeup pads) in a mix of warm water and a little bit of soap.
  • Use a blotting tissue and then add a small amout of cream concealer onto your eye makeup to prevent smudging.
  • Matte lipstick goes best with a shimmer eye makeup.
  • Wearing white eyeliner counteracts the redness in your eyes.
  • To make your cheekbones appear higher, use bronzer under the cheekbone and highlighter on the actual cheekbone.
  • In summer if you want to avoid caking yourself with foundation - use tinted moisturiser or BB cream instead.
  • Always wash your makeup off before going to bed, don’t leave it on.
  • Always make sure you blend your foundation so your neck isn’t a different colour to your face.
  • Clean your makeup bag out every once in a while and get rid of any products you don’t use - its cleaner, tidier and more hygienic. 
  • Always make sure you have tape and q-tips handy. Tape is great for a perfect winged eyeliner and q-tips are great for cleaning and tidying up those hard to reach areas.
  • Concealer works great for a base for your eye makeup as the makeup will stick to it. 
  • Using highlighter and illuminators on your cheekbones, browbone and cupid’s bow for a “dewy look”.
  • When using cream products like eyeshadow or blush - use translucent powder to set it in place.
  • Kat Von-D lipstick is blow job proof :)
  • Replace mascara and eyeliners every 3 months or so.
  • Don’t share makeup/appliances for your eyes, it may cause infections like conjunctivitis and maybe a sty.
  • Blot your lips after applying lipstick to avoid getting lipstick teeth. 


  • Change your bra every 5-11 days.
  • Always make sure your feet are dry before putting on socks and shoes to prevent fungal infections.
  • Wash blood stained clothes in cold water with 2 tablespoons of salt.
  • Try your own homemade beauty recipes.
  • If you peel/lick your lips it will damage them, don’t do that.
  • Applying eye cream on the cuticles of your nails will make them stronger and healthier.
  • Always carry tampons/pads even when you’re not on your period, someone else might need them.
  • Clean out your purse!! Get rid of all that junk and you will thank yourself next time you’re looking for something.
  • Masturbate. Whenever you can, it’s rewarding and good for you. (yes girls masturbate too).
  • Always pee after sex/masturbation to help avoid getting a UTI.
  • Bio-oil is good for stretch marks (as well as loving them).
  • Save some nice underwear for yourself and just wear your dead old pants when you’re on your period.
  • Buy yourself some nice underwear/lingerie whenever you can. Make sure it’s 100% cotton though otherwise you can get a yeast infection.
  • Test yourself every once in a while for STDs. It’s necessary.
  • Carry a condom on you, it’s not just the guy’s responsibility.
  • Apply a damp tissue to blotchy, red skin after crying, it will make you look as if you haven’t been crying at all.
  • Don’t let boys ruin your day.
  • Use a paperclip to clip the back of your bra straps together to create a racerback bra.
  • Wrap a maxi pad or pantyliner around any poking underwires in your bra.
  • Wash your pillow case every 1-2 weeks to help prevent acne. 
  • Cucumbers are good for dark circles and puffy eyes just place a slice over your eyes and leave for about 15 minutes.

treat and love yourself and your body will reward you!!! 

Sensitive people are the most genuine and honest people you will ever meet. There is nothing they won’t tell you about themselves if they trust your kindness. However, the moment you betray them, reject them or devalue them, they become the worse type of person. Unfortunately, they end up hurting themselves in the long run. They don’t want to hurt other people. It is against their very nature. They want to make amends and undo the wrong they did. Their life is a wave of highs and lows. They live with guilt and constant pain over unresolved situations and misunderstandings. They are tortured souls that are not able to live with hatred or being hated. This type of person needs the most love anyone can give them because their soul has been constantly bruised by others. However, despite the tragedy of what they have to go through in life, they remain the most compassionate people worth knowing, and the ones that often become activists for the broken hearted, forgotten and the misunderstood. They are angels with broken wings that only fly when loved.
—  Shannon L. Alder
  • Hamilton: My opinion of Jefferson?
  • Hamilton: Total asshole! Probably the worst asshole there is. You wouldn’t know it right away because I guess he doesn’t yell at people like me? But that probably makes it worse. He just goes on and on about the most sanctimonious, incomprehensible garbage you ever heard. He thinks he’s better than everyone but then dresses it up in this bogus hyper-academic humility. He tries to defend people with “problems” but just winds up insulting those people in backhanded ways. He lectures people endlessly, and whenever he rises to the “defense” of his friends he usually ends up giving them a big fuck you by being implicitly judgmental.
You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap. But you didn’t because, as Miss Tick had once explained: a) it would only make the world a better place for a very short time; b) it would then make the world a slightly worse place; and c) you’re not supposed to be as stupid as they are.

Wintersmith, by Terry Pratchett

Some important advice for the coming months.

BTS Reaction to you flinching during a fight

Jungkook: It all happened so quickly. It seemed as if right when Jungkook stepped foot in the dorm the tension between you two was there. Sensing something was the matter you urged him to tell you. After constant nagging and Jungkook not being in the mood his hand raised up motioning for you to leave him alone. It wasn’t until your eyes squeezed shut and you froze in place stopping any talking that you were once doing for Jungkook to know what had just happened. “Jagi no…I would never.” Jungkook stepped back away from you scared that any touch from him would only make it worse. 

Originally posted by jiguk

V: You never fought with Tae but when you did someone was usually in tears by the end of it. It’s never been this bad before so when Tae quickly whipped his body around and started walking up to you, you couldn’t help but back yourself up against the wall distancing yourself away from him. Your breath had hitched to the back of your throat while tears were slowly falling down your face. “No…” Taehyung dropped to his knees in front of you looking up at you with pleading eyes. He had gently grabbed one of your hands with both of his while shaking his head. “I would never hurt you (Y/N), I want you to know that, I need you to know that..”

Originally posted by suga-com

Jimin: “I just need you to listen for once!” Jimin yelled, slamming his hand down onto the kitchen counter beside you. That’s all it took for you to cower to the corner of the kitchen repeatedly mumbling ‘I’m sorry’ while keeping your head down. You heard him walk to you, his footsteps quiet but you still heard him. You felt his warm hand under your chin, you had squeezed your eyes tight scared of what might come. “Jagi…jagi please look at me.” Jimin’s voice cracked. Your eyes shot open in shot of what you had just heard. Your eyes were wet, tears slipping from them as you saw the look on your boyfriends face. “I would never harm you, I’d never think about that. Okay? Please never be scared of me again jagi, I love you.”

Originally posted by sugaglos

J-Hope: He really honestly tried to calm the situation down before it got too intense. He doesn’t like getting mad at you or getting in fights with you but everything was piling up on him and you giving him attitude once he got back from dance practice put the icing on the cake. You two had been at each others throat yelling at each other, nit picking every little detail of what he had done wrong that day. He had enough, he threw his arm up simply letting it fall to his side when he saw you flinch, your arms raised to block your face. Once he saw that you actually thought he was going to hit you he pulled you in a tight embrace not letting go until you relaxed in his arms. “Why would you think that I would hit you jagi? I wouldn’t think about doing that..not in a million years.” He pressed a kiss to your head once he felt your arms slowly slip behind his back returning the embrace.

Originally posted by jhopies

Rap Monster: Namjoon was scary when yelling at you. His voice managed to get deeper once the irritation really hit him. He had been pacing back and forth in your shared bedroom when he suddenly began making way towards you. He stopped immediately at the foot of the bed when he saw you back away instantly, back hitting the headboard of the bed. “Did you just-”

“You-you were going to..I thought-”

“I’d never.” Namjoon quickly shook his head, eyes widened a bit as he slowly made his way towards you, sitting on the edge of the bed. “I want you to feel safe when you’re with me. Even when we’re fighting like that, I need you to know I would never hurt you in any way.”

Originally posted by hopeatuuli

Suga: It was a simple action, if it happened in any other situation you probably wouldn’t have flinched but do to the circumstances and the close proximity you were with Yoongi you couldn’t help but jolt back letting yourself hit the hard wall behind you. His eyes widened with shock when he heard the impact of your back hitting the wall and with his first instinct to rush over to you and see if you were okay you snapped your eyes shut, throat closing, getting ready for whatever impact was about to happen. Refusing to open your eyes and the longer the anticipation for what you thought was going to happen you breathed out a shaky, broken voice. “Don’t hurt me.” Hearing those words absolutely broke Yoongi, his eyes widened once again, scared to touch you as if you’d break at any touch. He slowly placed a hand on your shoulder, squeezing gently and pulling you into his arms. Only then did you open your eyes and allow your eyes to now fill with tears. “I’m sorry..I didn’t mean to scare you. I’d never hurt you. I love you, God I love you (Y/N).”

Originally posted by ygnj

Jin: He was absolutely heartbroken. He couldn’t believe that you could be this terrified of him, he was the man that you loved, he was the one that you talked about marrying one day to your friends. But he’s also the one that has you crying in his arms because of him brushing his bangs out of his eyes during a fight that neither of you remember how it started or why you were both so mad, all you felt was a horrible feeling in your stomach and not being able to breath until the tears came rolling down your face and you being pulled into Jin’s arms. “Please stop crying jagi..I didn’t mean to scare you like that I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry. I don’t want you thinking that I’d ever do that..hit you, hurt you, harm you. Please know that jagi.”

Originally posted by syubbie

progress and recovery isn’t linear. it isn’t getting better and better every day. it’s erratic ; its sharp lines up and down, shaky and backtracking, two steps forward and six steps back, but all ultimately, in the grand scheme of things, slowly slowly slowly get better. even will heal over time, but some days he’ll do great and other days it will feel like he REGRESSED. that’s mental illness - a life long fight to ultimately to just get a little bit better. it’s tough, it doesn’t always makes sense, but in the end, you’ll have learned how to cope with getting worse and get better more quickly, and THATS recovery. that’s healing. and that’s what even is going to have to go through.

don’t worry. he’s not going do well today. tomorrow he might be worse. but a year from now, he’ll have learned, and he will feel better. because that’s just how it is.

Stayed up super late making this for @fuckyeahkasumisty​. I tried really hard on it, and a wonderful friend of mine helped me draw Finn because god knows I can’t draw him at all for some reason… But I just really hope that this could brighten your day up even by a little bit.

I remember the first day I laid my eyes on you, you were different from everybody else and that intrigued me. By that one glance I knew at some point you would be mine and that gave me comfort. Then it happened, the day our lips finally connected and I knew by that point I was screwed, I was going to fall harder and harder for you and that’s what happened. Now I’m lying in my empty bed reminiscing on all the good times and all the times we went wrong. I’m remembering all the times that we could’ve fixed each other and the times we could’ve brought out the better in each other, but for some reason we were never able to. I’m remembering all the times I could’ve prevented an argument, and prevented hurting you, but because of my insecure and impaired emotional self, I just ended up making things worse. Now today is the day that I have officially lost you, I have fallen out of your finger tips and there is no way that I will ever have that chance to put a smile on your face and I am completely regretting every time I didn’t take the chance to tell you I love you, to tell you I care about you, to kiss you like I would never kiss you again, and to treat you right. The only thing I ever tried to do was make you happy and to show you that not everybody is harmful, but I have failed and I am sorry. 

It’s Valentine’s day. Nearly everyone in the Avengers Tower has a date. Loki and the reader are stuck without a date. Reader is not sad, she actually dislikes the V-Day, and likes staying single. Loki, well, dislikes most of everything humanity has to offer. He finds the reader fiddling around in the kitchen, baking stuff to pass the time. He is interested in the alluring smell filling the kitchen and asks her about the stuff she’s baking (cookies/muffins). When the batch is done, she shares it with him, much to his delight (though he tries not to show it). Together they eat the baked goods and bitch about the V-Day and the futility of romance…. only to end up making out on the couch. Worse, someone from the Avengers walks in on them while returning from their date.

I’m not sure what’s worse:

  • crossover fanfic where the author clearly hates one of the franchises involved, so it’s all about characters from the one outdoing characters from the other and making them look foolish and cowardly; or
  • crossover fanfic where the author loves both franchises so much that everyone is terribly impressed and ends up spending half their time monologuing about how admirable and awesome their designated counterpart from the other franchise is.

So I have this head-cannon that the paladins have obviously seen The Lion King and they would often sing songs from the movie when there’s down time because like, it’s The Lion King


  • Hunk busting out Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase~ When someone is feeling down
  • When the Castle of Lions passes a circular galaxy and Pidge runs up to the window with their arms out yelling It’s the circle of life!
  • Shiro pulling out the Can you feel, the love tonight~ card when arguments break out (unaware he ends up making them worse)
  • Oh~ I just can’t wait to be king~ is what Keith sings when he thinks he’s alone when in actuality both Shiro and Lance hide out nearby to listen in
  • Everyone singing In the Jungle when they’re around the dinner table or lounge together
    • Pidge and Hunk: Aweeboway Aweeboway  Aweeboway~
    • Shiro: Bass-y Background of humming Hmmmmm~
    • Keith and Lance: Harmonizing In the jungle, the mighty jungle~ The Lion sleeps tonight~ In the jungle, the mighty jungle~ The Lion sleeps tonight~
    • ^courtesy of Lance