but then again who doesn't know

  • Me, making wild hand gestures and speaking faster and louder with every sentence: In 96,000 (In The Heights- 2008), Sonny de la Vega is one of the only characters who doesn't want to spend the lottery money for self-serving purposes. He's outspoken in the fact that he wants better education and living conditions in the barrio, and find a way to prevent gentrification. In "Blackout", he puts himself in the way of potentially armed criminals in order to protect the bodega, not for himself, but because he knows it's all Usnavi has left. Then, in "Carnaval Del Barrio" he is, once again, one of the only people to question the development in the neighborhood, and what it means for all of them. In between songs, we see him going out of his way to help his friends: trying to comfort Nina, offering advice to Benny, asking Vanessa out for Usnavi, giving free drinks to Pete. And, almost every time, he's written off as a joke by the people he wants to listen the most. He's always the first person forgotten, and the last person remembered. And then there's the fact of him being left alone; as far as we know, Usnavi is the teenage Sonny's only family. The dialogue in the show gives no reason to doubt that. Usnavi basically says outright in at least three songs that he plans to keep Sonny running the bodega after he leaves. Hell, even Abuela doesn't say shit about him. So what is Sonny supposed to do when his only family leaves? Nobody brings it up but Sonny himself. He literally calls his cousin out for leaving him with nothing but a "separation fee", and Usnavi STILL DOESN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY. Nobody talks about taking him in, so we're left to assume that he'll either end up in foster care, maybe crash with Pete, or, worst case scenario, end up on the streets. He only has one friend who's willing to stick with him, but everyone sees Pete as a vandal and a hoodlum, so nobody takes them seriously. Sonny de la Vega was a well-rounded, emotionally realistic teenage character and he deserved so much better.
  • Walmart employee: M'am,
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Anyway, I hope you understand. And to those with my phone number, I’d appreciate it if you told me how you got it so I can stop it (11)

from happening again in the future. To be clear, I won’t be reacting to or reading any more Katie related tweets. Sorry, but that’s (12)

The way it has to be. And to the girl who texted me, Just to reiterate, message me again and I’ll put your name here. #NotJoking (13)

And to all the brill fans who know the difference between reality and television, take care and thanks for the nice chats. #ByeBye (14) -Rudhraigh McGrath (Katie’s brother) (x)

what the signs say when being called out on their bullshit
  • Aries: YEAH BITCH I DID IT. AND??? YOU GONNA FIGHT ME?? GO ON
  • Taurus: Ignores you; Acts like they didn't hear what you accused them of
  • Gemini: Just smiles and doesn't respond to you
  • Cancer:
  • Leo: I did it because I CAN and if I want to I can do it again and you don't have the right TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT
  • Virgo: Can you prove it? No? Then stop talking
  • Libra: Sorry, it was unintentional...
  • Scorpio: What? I never did anything wrong. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WRONG HERE
  • Sagittarius: Okay let me tell you why you're wrong kiddo-
  • Capricorn: I don't know what you're talking about, you're being dellusional. Get ur shit together
  • Aquarius: I'll give you 5 bucks if you shut up about it and not tell anyone
  • Pisces: Shut up don't be such a crybaby about it. BITCH I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR YOU I did it for everyone else's good you will see that in 3 years

A Christmas present for my sister~

I hope you all will have a great 24th and 25th!!!!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • john: *takes sherlock to angelos for dinner and then walks with him to bart's*
  • john: *lets go of sherlocks hand (much to sherlocks disagreement) and gets down on one knee*
  • sherlock: *for once doesn't know what's happening*
  • john: *pulls out the ring and gets on one knee*
  • sherlock: *confused face*
  • john: sherlock, you're the man that i love more than any other man-
  • sherlock: yes john i love you too
  • john: i'm not done. you're the person who made my life good again after the war, you're the man who i pretended not to love for a long time-
  • sherlock: yes john i remember when you were pretending to be straight you had the moustache and the wife.
  • john: SHERLOCK LET ME FINISH
  • sherlock: o_o
  • john:
  • john: ok, you are helping me raise my child, honestly she's not my child she's our child. you keep my life interesting and save me from myself, basically i just love you A LOT
  • sherlock: *kind of starting to get it*
  • john: so, would you marry me?
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • john: alright its getting a bit scary now
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • sherlock:
  • john: so no?
  • sherlock: *knocks john over with a hug and they're just laying there in front of bart's in the street*
  • sherlock: yes.

IKA “PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “WORKING LIKE A HOOKER ON YONGE STREET” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “YOU’RE GOING HOME” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS HOUSE” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

  • Kishimoto: Sakura trained under one of the three senin to become a healer
  • Studio Pierrot: Every girl is a healer
  • Kishimoto: Sakura was bullied as a child
  • Studio Pierrot: Ok but what if HINATA was bullied????
  • Kishimoto: Sakura has cool hair and curves
  • Studio Pierrot: no she doesn't, but you know who does now? HINATA, just LOOk at this shine and them boobs also we traded Sakura's outfit over to hinata we hope you don't mind
  • Kishimoto: Naruto was in love with Sakura
  • Studio Pierrot: no he doesn't know what that is it's like food, because Naruto was never someone to understand how feelings work
  • Kishimoto: Sakura is kind
  • Studio Pierrot: um if she's so kind then expain all these times that she hit Naruto in all these fillers we made????????????????????????????? Let's make her hit Naruto again because that's what she ALWAYS does amirite?

anonymous asked:

Hc that when Yuuri first moves to Russia, Victor refuses to speak Russian when he's around Yuuri, so that he doesn't feel left out. What he doesn't know is that Yuuri has been learning Russian with the rest of the skating team, who only speak Russian when Victor isn't around. One day, Yuuri and Victor are out ordering food and Yuuri insists on ordering. When he asks in broken Russian for two rooster sandwiches, Victor falls in love all over again. He doesn't correct him.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: does guren know about shinya's childhood? does he know that he was forced to kill children of his age in order to survive and that's why he built himself a facade of smiles and laughs but is actually dead inside? and if he knows how did he find out and does shinya know he knows? does guren know that he's the first one who actually made shinya feel like he had a meaning again and does shinya know how much he actually means to guren and why doesn't guren tell him how important he is to him? just why can't guren and shinya be happy together
Hamilton  songs explained by my friend
  • Alexander Hamilton: "did they just rhyme father with father and farther?"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "this antisocial man is so done with this overeager puppy and this random ass boyband"
  • My Shot: the overeager puppy joins the boyband. somehow becomes the front man of the band. they gain lots of fans.
  • The Story of Tonight: The boyband covers a song from les mis???
  • The Schuyler Sisters: WHERES YOUR GOD NOW @ boyband.
  • Farmer Refuted: boyband has a hater. Front man puppy roasts hater before he can he even start to talk.
  • You'll be back: to be sung draped over a piano with with champagne fake crying into a handkerchief
  • Right Hand Man: "there's a moment you know... you're fucked. aND THATS RN PEOPLE I SWEAR TO GOD.
  • A Winters Ball: "20 year old males who drink are gross and do gross 20 year old drunk male things"
  • Helpless: "this could be the start of something new it feels so right being here with you"
  • Satisfied: "I've done fucked up"
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: the boyband gets drunk and harass the antisocial man (again)
  • wait for it: the song that could get away with going on the radio
  • Stay Alive: tfw ur dad doesn't trust you to lead an army #relatable
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "Revolutionary men have fragile pride and I don't know why they were trusted with guns"
  • Meet Me Inside: "the puppy gets fired because he got mad that his father figure acknowledges the fact that he's a father figure"
  • That Would Be Enough: "you're not even a father figure you're a legit father"
  • Guns and Ships: "surprise bitch, tis I le baguette here to win the war"
  • history has it's eyes on you: I fucked up once. and now it's your turn to.
  • Yorktown (the world turned upside down): surprise BITch (part 2) herCULES MULLIGAN-
  • What comes next?: I'm petty as shit.
  • Dear Theodosia: "Burr imma let you finish but, loOk AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: the puppy and boyband have been separated since the war so the puppy decides to go into law then government
  • What'd I miss: the war??? wtf???
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "I know more than you" -Ron Swanson
  • Take A Break: use your fucking commas and don't use child actors to play your children
  • Say No to This: ... you are singing the word "no" you should be able to say it
  • The Room Where it Happens: the banjo turn up of the century
  • Schuyler Defeated: antisocial man and the puppy have a falling out
  • Cabinet Battle #2: (sips tea) (slowly puts it down and turns)..... you must be out of yoUR GODDAMN MIND IF YOU THINK-
  • Washington on your side: I am ready to throw punches
  • One Last Time: I'm tired... I think I'm gonna go home now.
  • I Know Him: The John Adams Roast begins
  • The Adams Administration: The Roast continues
  • We Know: well fuck,we actually didn't know
  • Hurricane: I will roast myself and save everyone else the trouble of doing it.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "YOU MUsT BE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND" -Angelica, and literally the whole cast
  • Burn: I have no words, only tears.
  • Blow us all away: you thought it would be okay... you were wrong.
  • Stay Alive (reprise): tears intensify
  • It's Quiet Uptown: full fledged sobbing 2 minutes into the song
  • The Election of 1800: ham and jefferson roast burr to the point of no return
  • Your Obedient Servant: the slightly bitchy passive aggressive anthem
  • Best Of Wives, Best of Women: a single tear because we all know what's gonna happen next
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "most disputes die and no one shoots" is the biggest goddamn lie in the show
  • Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story: hello death I welcome thee.
Pidge's Garden: When They Returned
  • Matt: Shiro my dude, I know you're accustomed to seeing Katie a certain way, so what happens next may surprise you.
  • Shiro: What do you mean?
  • Pidge: *kicks down the bathroom door* MY LEGS ARE SO. SMOOTH.
  • Pidge: And my eyebrows finally have SHAPE! Look at them!
  • Pidge: *runs and embraces her closet of cute clothes* I missed you so much!!
  • Shiro: *blinks*
  • Matt: Once she starts spouting nerd stuff again, you'll get used to it.
The Outsiders in class, probably
  • Teacher: alright children let's start with a few math problems... what is five times two?
  • Class: ...
  • Teacher: Don't be shy, come on. Yes, Two-Bit?
  • Two-Bit: Twelve?
  • Teacher: Alright now let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard.
  • Ponyboy: I think I know the answer!
  • Dally: i ThInK I kNoW tHe aNNsWer
  • Ponyboy: shut up, fat boy!
  • Dally: AYE! don't call me fat you fucking Jew!
  • Teacher: DALLAS! Did you just say the F word?
  • Dally: ...jew?
  • Steve: No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-ass
  • Teacher: Steve!
  • Dally: Why the fuck not?
  • Ponyboy: dude you just said fuck again!
  • Teacher: Ponyboy!
  • Johnny: *Mumbles*
  • Teacher: Johnny!
  • Dally: what's the big fuckin' deal it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck!
  • Teacher: How would you like to see the school counselor!
  • Dally: How would you like to suck my balls
  • Two-Bit: *snorts*
  • Teacher: wHAT DID U JUST SAY
  • Dally: Oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry... actually, what I meant was-
  • Dally: *pulls out megaphone*
  • Dally: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO S U C K MY BALLS, mrs. teacher bitch
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“I said it, so now it’s your turn. But I know you, and I know you’d swallow your tongue before your pride. So go run off to Mexico, go wherever you have to go in order to discover yourself. But you’ll never find it. Your home is here, the people who love you are here. If you leave, I’m not letting that piece of me go with you. Don’t expect me to wait around for you. I won’t let you push me away again.”

Hospital experience a year ago
  • <p> <b></b> *me being in the hospital for some shitty muscle, so not for diabetes*<p/><b>Nurse:</b> So Kilian, time to check your bloodsugar<p/><b>Me:</b> ugh okay<p/><b></b> *checks*<p/><b>Nurse:</b> and?<p/><b>Me:</b> it's way too high, it is 21 mmol/l<p/><b>Nurse:</b> how many units would you normally inject for this?<p/><b>Me:</b> around 8 units<p/><b>Nurse:</b> well, since you are under our care, we need to ask the doctor first. Let me make a call, I'll come back to you<p/><b></b> *nurse calls and comes back*<p/><b>Nurse:</b> the doctor said to inject 2 units<p/><b>Me:</b> thats way to little. But I'll do that. Don't look weird if it doesn't really go down<p/><b></b> *nurse comes back to check my BS again*<p/><b>Me:</b> it it still above 15 mmol/l<p/><b>Nurse:</b> wooowww how is that possible? What happend? Did you eat anything? Did you really inject yourself 2 units?<p/><b>Me:</b> you know what happend?<p/><b>Nurse:</b> wellllll????<p/><b>Me:</b> people uncapable of understanding my body, force me to do whatever they think is right... so I'll inject whatever I want and you are gonna tell the doctor that.<p/><b></b> A doctor who I don't know, who doesn't know me, tells me to inject way too little insulin while I had diabetes for like 7 years. I know my body stupid fucks<p/></p>
Watching Lazarus Rising for the 13th time:
  • Me: GUYS I WAS JUST WATCHING LAZARUS RISING AND I WAS SCREAMING WITH JOY CUZ CAS GRIPPED DEAN TIGHT AND CAS WAS TRYING TO TALK TO DEAN BUT DEAN COULDN'T HEAR IT THEN I WAS CRYING BECAUSE I MISS BOBBY AND DEAN CALLED HIM AND THEN I CRIED MORE CUZ DEAN HASN'T BEEN HUGGED FOR 40 YEARS THEN I WAS HAPPY AGAIN BECAUSE SAMMY AND JARED AND GEN AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY'RE MARRIED YET AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN THEN I WAS CRYING BECAUSE SAM AND DEAN HUG THEN I WAS HAPPY BECAUSE "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" THEN I WAS CRYING BECAUSE CAS WAS SHOWING OFF HIS BEAUTIFUL WINGS AND HE DOESN'T HAVE THOSE ANYMORE THEN I WAS RECITING CAS' SPEECH TO DEAN WORD FOR WORD I LOVE THIS SHOW AND HOLY FUCK MAN I FORGOT HOW GORGEOUS CAS WAS IN THIS DAMN EPISODE HOLY SHIT
SVT's Roles in Boom Boom MV
  • S.Coups: Motorcycle daddy who looks like he's having too much fun running away from explosions
  • Jeonghan: Original receiver of the mission, makes everyone else do it instead
  • Joshua: Stylist, makes Jun dress up as a deliveryman
  • Jun: Spy, enters an elevator and is never heard from again, suspected to be a double agent
  • Hoshi: In charge of infiltration, tries to be responsible as a sub-leader by taking the first step through the lasers, barely gets past the first one before needing The8 to save his ass
  • Wonwoo: The guy who gets stuck in the elevator and doesn't know where the call button is
  • Woozi: Hacker, ignores Wonwoo's call for help on the security camera because food
  • The8: Badass and smexy drone specialist who pretty much does all the work because the others are too incompetent
  • Mingyu: Guy who triggered a trap which compromised the entire mission, the reason why Woozi hates his job, who brought this kid
  • DK: Strategist that no one wants to listen to
  • Seungkwan: The dude who slept through the entire ordeal
  • Vernon: The one who decides to do a fashion show in the middle of his infiltration, gets off on the wrong floor for the mission
  • Dino: Watcher, supposed to alert the others if anyone enters the building, "HYUNG GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE", gets himself stuck inside the fence and doesn't know how to climb out, "JUST KIDDING COME HELP ME"