but then again hmmmm

Chess
  • Daddy: Okay baby, the queen is more powerful but the king is more important.
  • Baby, thinking of where to move: Okay daddy. Hmmmm. Right here!
  • Daddy: No baby, try again. That'll automatically put you in check so you can't do that.
  • Baby: Yes I can.
  • Daddy: No because then your important king will be captured and it'll be game over.
  • Baby: But daddy the -princess- is more important.
  • Daddy: The princess?
  • Baby: Mhm. I'm the princess and I say it doesn't matter if my king gets captured, as long as I don't.
  • Daddy: That's cute honey, but you're not a piece on the board.
  • Baby: Yep! So I win by default! Thank you for teaching me chess, daddy. *muah*
  • Daddy: Silly little girl, what am I ever gonna do with you?

@nijuukoo also hooked me up with this version of my commission! Now you can drag this miqo'te around your dashboard or blog. I instantly thought of something as I was typing this but no going back! Look at that tail. I think I need another commission from them….something like a waist up….hmmmm!!! Thanks again!

Hey Coco, say you couldn't date Velvet, is there anyone else you have an eye for? (Asked by the-ultimate-apex-predator)
  • Coco, tapping her lips, thinking: Hmmmm.....
  • Coco, snaps her fingers: I'd choose Velvet.
  • Velvet, shakes her head: Coco no come on, that's against the question's rules.
  • Coco, nods and then puts her hand to her chin, tapping her foot in thought: Hmmmm, okay....okay...
  • Coco, snapping her finger again: Aha! I choooooooose.....Velvet!
  • Velvet, dragging her hand down her face: Ugh...
Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Twenty-Eight - Snape’s Worst Memory

- OK HOW MANY MOTHERFUQING EDUCATIONAL DECREES IS THIS BITCH GONNA MAKE?

- is it just me or is ernie macmilian a douche

- the inquisitorial squad has literally THE DUMBEST NAME why? who chose this? lets be real, theyre just mad they werent invited to dumbeldores army

- draco literally just took 10 points from gryffindor because hermione is muggleborn. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

“He never managed to get all the words out,” said Fred, “due to the fact that we forced him headfirst into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor.”

HMMMM I WONDER IF THIS WILL EVER COME UP AGAIN?? probs not right??? jkrowling is cleverclevercleverclever.

“Well, now -” said George.
“ - what with Dumbledore gone -” said Fred.
“ - we reckon a bit of mayhem -” said George.
“ - is exactly what our dear new Head deserves,” said Fred.
“You mustn’t!” whispered Hermione. “You really mustn’t! She’d love a reason to expel you!”
“You don’t get it, Hermione, do you?” said Fred, smiling at her. “We don’t care about staying anymore. We’d walk out right now if we weren’t determined to do our bit for Dumbledore first.”

forever and always deeply in love with fred and george. 

- filch is legit getting hot and bothered over the fact that umbridge is gonna let him start torturing kids and harry has no reaction lol just classic filch!

- she also wants to expel peeves and like LOL PLZ TRY I’D LOVE TO SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR U

He raised the cup to his lips and then, just as suddenly, lowered it. One of the horrible painted kittens behind Umbridge had great round blue eyes just like Mad-Eye Moody’s magical one, and it had just occurred to Harry what Mad-Eye would say if he ever heard that Harry had drunk anything offered by a known enemy.

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!!!!!!!! bitch. 

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Alternate ending?

PBS in America is airing a “repeat” of The Final Problem tomorrow at 9:30 with no other Sherlock episodes around it. And it was labeled NEW, like it hadn’t been aired before.

This seems strange because normally they would air the whole season again for those who missed it.

Hmmmm…secret episode anyone?

anonymous asked:

Hi, someone was asking about Jae-ha/Yona Smut fics and I just wanted to say that I'm only aware of one. It's on Archive or Our Own, called "Distractions" by Kurovix. I'm not a Jae-ha/Yona shipper myself(I just wish I owned Hak) but I'm sure anyone who likes that pairing would enjoy it.

Thanks for the rec anon! I’m sure you’ll make the JaeYona anon very happy ^ ^

anonymous asked:

hey there! do you have blogs that only post monsta x that i could follow? thanks again

hmmmm only mx? well i’m not 100% sure if all of these blogs only post mx but for sure i know they mostly reblog mx!

@joohecn @m-onstax @mcnstax @changkkung @channkyun @changkyuun @kihqun @kihyuh @kihyunsbb @wonhontology @wonhobe @wonhoiisms @wonholes @wonkyunie @lostinmonstax @wildheoniepie @hyungnu @hyungwonslays @hyungmon @honeyvevo @w-ooshine @w-onhos @shitwonho @minpuphyuk @kittyminhyuk @monstaexo @monstebex @flawlesskihyun @1leeminhyuk @babywoon @wonhoslegs @imchangki @ch-hyngwn @bunnywonho @jooheonied @ckyun @limchangs @iamwhatimman @changkiho 

anonymous asked:

How about some UshiHina headcanons?

hmmmm ushihina who meet again in college, except they play the same team. hinata hadn’t checked before choosing, and the first day he finds himself face to face with ushijima and he’s like ‘i was looking forward to playing against you!’ but recovers p fast (though apparently he has a problem with fated-enemies-becoming-his-friends)

and they play together a lot (not in official matches from the start but it happens sooner than the other team members expected) (ushijima isn’t surprised) but they also spend more time together out of the court or the gym?? team parties & outings, for one, where they often end up talking and it becomes a habit after some time to seek out each other when the rest is becoming boring or a little too much

or ushijima like the good senpai he is shows hinata around on campus, answers his questions about student life, makes sure he doesn’t forget where his dorm is, that sort of things - listen, he didn’t mean to get attached, but hinata is… something else.

i imagine they’d get together in the middle of hinata’s first year and be v happy together until ushijima has to graduate and leave, maybe even go overseas for a while and??? imagine him trying to break up so that hinata won’t spend years just waiting for him omg, except hinata sees right through him (he’s not very subtle, neither of them is) and tells him it’s a stupid reason to break up and that they should at least try, and down the line ushijima is very happy they did

hinata who still always has that little bit of admiration for ushijima in him, bc even if he knows the guy’s flaws by heart, he also knows his numerous qualities, and also he can’t forget the first impressions (ushijima can’t either, couldn’t, and he’d spent an anormaly disproportionate amount of time during his first two years of college following hinata’s games and growth) (there were no feelings yet then but hinata has always been particular)

but also domestic ushihina who spend so much time in ushijima’s (bigger) dorm that they’ve practically moved in together, who learn to live with each other, side by side, who cuddle on the couch together after a match, hinata who tries cooking for ushijima with little success at first (but who improves because his boyfriend deserves the best!!), ushijia who tries to get rid of hinata’s snoring in every way possible before one night, hinata finally doesn’t snore, but now he can’t fall asleep