but their announcements are always shit

Imagine an entire Star Trek show about a group of people who aren’t members of the bridge crew or one of the higher ups, and each week it’s them trying to do their job while crazy shit happens that they don’t really understand, like:

  • They get an announcement from their superior officers that goes “You may notice a child walking around the ship in a captain’s uniform. That is in fact the captain and is to be treated the same as always. We’re quickly working on a solution.”
  • A transporter mishaps causes the chief engineer to turn into a vulcan. They try not to stare at the ears, and move on.
  • Shots of them reacting to superior officers running through the background in the midsts of a red alert that they don’t know what it’s in response to.
  • “Did you hear the away team landed on planet that had five years pass before they got them back?” “Man, I’m glad I got skipped over for that assignment.”
  • Trying to figure out if the rumor that their commander got kidnapped by an alien race that considers them their god is true or just something made up by a bridge crewman to mess with them.
  • Popping in and out of existence and taking bets on which All Powerful race it is that’s doing it and why.
  • anytime Weird Shit happens on the ship it’s never explained. why are there chickens in the Jeffrey Tubes? why does the captain have a double? why did the chief medical examiner briefly turn homicidal? they don’t know and neither do you.
  • Each episode ends with them pouring one out for the crewmembers who died that week.

EXO has won over 100 awards, and yet they always seem so nervous before the winner is announced. When they do win, they’re always so surprised, like they can’t believe they won. It’s just so cute how after almost five years; they still can’t believe they’re at the top of the game. It’s just so amazing to know that even after all this time, they’ll still cry even when they win awards that doesn’t have a huge title. They’re just so humble. And they always make sure to thank us like crazy. They always say they’ll work even harder in their speeches, and they just truly amazie me. They’re the absolut best group to stan, I love them so much and I couldn’t be more proud of them. 

Killing Stalking is supposed to be fucked up, get over it.

Tumblr is full of pussies lmfao
They get all angry and shocked that a psychological, gory, horror comic is actually *gasp* full of fucked up shit! 😱 no one said that this was gonna be all rainbows and sunshine “yaoi” manga where everything’s all fine and dandy.
Get over yourselves, everything is always a fucking Public service announcement on here 😒 it’s supposed to be messed up, no ones telling you to read it or ship the characters.
If you can’t handle KS don’t even bother reading comics/mangas of this genre.. Cause this is pretty tame.
Also both are psychopaths, ones a killer and the other is a stalker.
Y'know since people are forgetting that part of the story. A lot.

Roman Reigns confession

Roman is being called racist because he told the Spanish announce team he didn’t like them at Survivor Series and it honestly don’t surprise me. His haters are some of the dumbest and most hypocritical people ever in the WWE Universe. Shit like that happens all the time to the Spanish announce team but I don’t see the people calling Roman racist say anything about the others. Plus a lot of his haters are always saying racist shit about Roman but now they’re trying to act like Roman is the racist one when he sure as hell isn’t.

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I gotta say Sun/Moon has been really great! It feels so much different than previous gens. Just feels like it has more life and the routes you travel are short but much more interesting.

The characters are more alive and interactive. The Professor is more fleshed out (has an actual life outside research), the rival although still overly friendly is nice too. Unlike XY/ORAS which made me feel guilty for always winning, Hau is amusingly passive aggressive about filling his team with Pokemon strong to your starter LMAO.

Team Skull are THE BEST. So fun. There’s so many little moments with them that give them such personality. Mah boi Guzma.

It also seems to be a little harder. My Pokemon are actually fainting now. I don’t know if that’s because everything is slow as shit so always gets hit first, but it’s a thing i have to worry about!

I was initially kinda down on the games because of how few new Pokemon there were that hadn’t already been announced (seriously Game Freak, STOP THAT), but there are plenty of oldies to make up for it. Also, the game runs much better on OG 3DS than the demo did. Double battles are a damn slideshow tho with 7-8 models on screen.

If they do remake DPP next it’s gonna hurt going back to that after SM. Bring on the (rumoured) Switch version! It’ll look soooo nice~

I was posting impression whilst playing on my Twitter. My Alolan Champion team!

New year, same shit :)))))) [photo cred]

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the winner gets:

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  • my love and friendship (✿◠‿◠)

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Happy holidays and happy reblogging!!

anonymous asked:

ok but what if tony has always had shit eyesight but he has been teased about his glasses one too many times in high school, so when he went to MIT he switched to contacts. And he hid it pretty well too. Rhodey had no idea and has never seen im in his glasses. But one morning when he wakes up he sees Tony is those big ass glasses and he looks so CUTE that Rhodey can't contain himself

Oh my god, this is too cute, I can totally understand Rhodey here.

I mean, it never came up, why would you just randomly announc that you are wearing contacts, so Rhodey really has no idea.

But during the semester break Tony fairly regular switches to his glasses, because he doesn’t intent do go out anyway, so why even bother.

And then Rhodey walks in and he is standing there slack jawed, because Tony with these big glasses and the tousled hair dressed in one of Rhodey’s shirt and looking generally all soft and sleepy, is the cutest damn thing Rhodey has ever seen.

So he stands there and stares at Tony until Tony notices him and his questioning “Rhodey?” jolts Rhodey out of his stupor, only for him to announce “I love you”.

Tony stares at him, mouth open and eyes wide, and Rhodey hastily corrects himself.

He hadn’t meant to blurt it out like that, but even through his panic he is not stupid enough to actually take it all back, he knows how insecure Tony is and how easily he can be hurt.

“No, I don’t, I mean, I do, I have the biggest damn crush on you, I can’t believe you don’t know that, but I hadn’t meant to blurt it out like that, I didn’t mean to, but I meant it, I promise,” Rhodey rambles about and by the end he feels flushed and Tony bursts out laughing.

He tells Rhodey that he makes even less sense than normal but he also gets up to press himself against Rhodey, probably still a bit sleep warm, and it’s like a siren call for Rhodey, so who is he to resist.

Rhodey bends down to kiss Tony like he demands it and Rhodey could haven ever imagined this would be his morning.

@ my sh*rlock followers; the show has been a piece of queer baiting shit for a long time. the whole time. the creators have always maintained that they in absolutely no way plan to go through with a gay relationship between the leads. is it bullshit? yes, but it’s been clear and announced bullshit. as someone who used to watch the show and be in fandom, they made it obvious it was time to jump ship a long time ago.
given that perhaps it seems unsympathetic, and perhaps you’re right about that but- I don’t believe in the show. I don’t believe in the current main actors. I don’t believe in at least one half of the creators. I’m an LGBT+ member, it doesn’t mean that I cannot be wrong on matters in the community but it’s been clear for a long time to me that the show will not give the representation deserved. that’s what I’m going to say.

Deep Space Nine RECAP: 5x06

I mean obviously.

Season 5, Episode 6: ‘Trials and Tribble-ations’

A coupla suits arrive in Ops, announcing they’re from the DEPARTMENT OF TEMPORAL INVESTIGATIONS, good god yes.

Dax grins. “I guess you boys from Temporal Investigations are…always on time.”

Kira laughs, the space bureaucrats do not, and I am flipping my shit because no one told me that Deep Space Nine’s love letter to The Original Series was also their tonally perfect homage to the X-Files comedy episodes?? BUT IT SO IS. [Update: SO VERY IS]

Kira shows the suits in to Sisko’s office, where Ben, eager to share Deep Space 9’s bounty of space bevs, the glue that holds this society together, asks, “Are you sure you don’t want anything?”

“Just the truth, Captain,” Suit One responds.

Sisko:

Ok here’s some elements essential to the BRILLIANCE of the meta-tastic comedic episodes of The X-Files, which would have been in its own fifth season at this point, and clearly known and loved by the Star Trek: DS9 writers:

- suits, whose demand for explanations provides narrative framework and ballast — check, just brought those in by turbolift
- outlandish supernatural plot devices — born ready
- diegetic jokes — Jadzia Dax has us covered, now and always
- genre jokes, always with the ~feel~ of puns even when they’re not, delivered straight BUT
- with this pervading sense that everyone involved, actors fully but on some level even characters too, are playing it Extra Straight as their way of having as much fun with it as possible
- basically, everyone holds their stares for one hilarious beat too long to leave space for the imaginary *wink*

It is HEAPS OF FUN because the sense of everyone being in on the joke includes us, the audience, and so we love these episodes for their sense of community and affection as much as we do for their creativity and cleverness in taking a break from form to comment on the form. These kinds of episodes are the best and bounciest and all silliness in the service of sincerity and I’M SO HAPPY and we’re only just starting, ahh, AAHH.

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Catching up to you part 1 Joker x Reader x Harley

Plot : the reader is Jokers and Harley’s daughter but she was caught and soon beceme Waller’s agent

Warning : swearing, guns, murders.

Pairing : Joker x Reader x Harley


You were like his shadow .


You were always there where he was . Being the daughter of the infamous Joker and Harley Quinn you were quite talented. Ever since you could walk you would follow your father.  At fist it announced the shit out of him . But soon he was a bit concerned that you might get hurt . But no natter where he went you were right behind him . You were definitely a daddy’s girl . You spend so much time with him you gained some of his habits.  Like when you were 3 years old . J ordered one of his henchmen,  Michael , to hold you while he had some business to attend to . You were having none of it . The guy was treating  you like a fucking doll , like if he touched you , you would fall apart.  He was holding you and literally not moving.  It pissed you off even as a 3 year old . So what can a kid do ? Yes.  You threw a tantrum,  kicking,  bitting,  slapping and throwing thing at the poor guy .

When J came back you were jumping on Michaels back hitting him on the head with a toy gun since J didn’t want you to have a gun at age 3 . J just stood there,  watching this little tantrum of yours . Oh did I mention you were able to talk perfectly fine at that age , and you heard J talk,  a lot “you stupid son of a fuck !!” You screamed at the poor guy who was about to basically cry from the embarrasment . At one point J just couldn’t keep the smirk would his face and he laughed later telling you did good.

 Or when you were 6 and you were checking on the club.  Some guy was baby talking to you while J talked to a different guy about the business at the club.  You snapped. You walked to your father and made him bend over to your eye level “what is it you want pumpkin ” he asked before you took his gold and purple gun out of its holster and shooting the annoying fucker . And that’s how you got your first gun on your 7th birthday. 

You were growing up to be just like him . Though some tried to take you away .

Batman had made multiple attempts to give you a “new life and a good home ” to witch you would answer “I already have that think of something better will ya ” .

And right now you were on top . Literaly . You were stuck on the top floor of a skyscraper “ I’M NOT HAVING IT BATS !! YOU WON’T TAKE ME AWAY ” you yelled at the door batman was trying to brake down while holding your gun , aiming for the door . Ready to shoot him if he brakes down the door.

But just as he was about to brake in you felt wind blow on your back. You turn around to see a helicopter with your dad standing there with rope in his hands.  With a smirk on his lips he trew the rope to you “Jump ” he yelled . You were about to jump but you felt a hand on your ankle.  Bats was fast enough to brake down the door and catch up to you . You knew this was the end for you . “DAD GO !!” you yelled. 

J definitely didn'twant to leave you behind but none the less he ordered the pilot to leave. 

That was almost 6 years ago. 

Now you were working as a special agent for Amanda Waller.  You were her weapon,  her toy . But you didn’t mind . Hey you got to kill people on missions so it was fine with you. 

You still remembered your family.  Your mom , dad . How you grew up . Who you grew up as . And you will newer forget it . You saw your dad once . A few days ago on a mission.  He didn’t remember you . And it hurt like hell . How could he forget you .

Your head was still a blurr.  You spent days in your room . But there’s Waller called , saying she got a mission for you.  So you went out . Taking your motorcycle you left your apartment to meet up with Waller . You met up with her and she didn’t wait for you and started talking.  “Your mission is to save a very important person from some one . You can kill all you want but if the person you gave to retrieve has even a scratch on him you will be in a hell load of trouble.  The mission starts right now you already have enough information on this hard drive.  Now go . You need to get that person out as soon as possible.  She said giving you the hard drive and dismissing you .

anonymous asked:

OMG I would like to see a chapter where Damon visits Bonnie in the hospital, and all the cliché stuff like staff being like: "who dat? DAMN" some try to hit on him and hes like: "I'M HERE FOR MY CINNAMON BUN, MY HONEY, MY LO—UH LAVA. CAUSE HOTDAMN SHE LOOKS HOT IN SCRUBS."

looooooool completely canon.

I’d imagine Bonnie’s been in the middle of seeing a patient when a loud, hospital-wide ‘paging the hottest doctor in all of Mass General’ announcement comes on over the intercom and she immediately recognizes his voice and is just like ‘JFC’ 

Total hospital menace. 

She hates it but lowkey loves it.

Honestly, one of the things that always makes me laugh about these couples is imagining glam, dressed-to-kill Damon and Caroline strutting into Bonnie’s and Stefan’s respective glamor-less workplaces and baffling the shit out of everyone who works there.

So this Swiftstakes thing was bullshit. ATT was so unorganized with the whole announcing/notification to winners process. I heard like 10 different things about if all the winners were actually contacted. And stop saying “follow us for info on more chances to win”. It’s two fucking weeks before the concert. No one has time to wait for your vague announcements bc they cant afford the hotel/airfare now. Also, if 500 people won, how come I only saw about 30 on my Twitter feed. I follow like 500+ people, more should’ve won. Also, the same ducking people get picked by TN all the time. This fandom isn’t even worth it anymore. There is a group of like 15 girls that think they’re the shit. TN always replies to them on Twitter, they give them pit passes or vip passes at festivals/concerts. And they pretend to be nice people but then they just say your feelings are invalid if you’re sad or upset that you didn’t win/get picked. Don’t get me wrong. I do not think that if you’ve had an experience with Tay you can’t win again. I’ve been blessed to have an awesome experience with Tay, but I still wanted to win tickets. I just don’t think it’s right the same people are HAND PICKED to win a lot. I’m done with Twitter for a while, I can’t handle all the hypocritical fans and fake bullshit.

Small update

I know we’ve been silent for a bit, especially considering we’re always answering questions or posting stupid shit on Twitter. However, that’s because we’re pretty much wrapping up this thing and want to focus mostly on that.

Things left to do:

  • Get rid of bugs
  • Proofreading
  • Illustrations for the opening and ending sequence (see the .gif above)
  • A few extra faces

After that is releasing the game! We still plan to rope in some early supporters for a closed beta test, but it might be very brief considering the nature of this game. We’ll keep you in touch.

Our next post will contain the release date announcement, so you better refresh this devlog endlessly until tumblr crashes.

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m starting to do a new tagging system!!! I’m fairly new to this, and haven’t 100% gotten used to blogging yet, so I’ve been really shit about tagging my posts. I either don’t tag at all, or my tags are super generic. I want you guys to be able to find stuff in my blog when you’re looking for it, because I always appreciate when other people do that. If you have any questions about the tags (what I’m using for certain posts, what the tags mean/why I chose them, etc.) just shoot me an ask!!

MKX Headcanon Time #3

Even though Takeda has keys to Jacqui’s apartment, he never uses the front door, instead he almost always sneaks through a window. Before, he wouldn’t even tell her that he’s in the house which normally led to Takeda scaring the shit out of her by accident.

Takeda learned that Jacqui would often display aggressive reactions when scared. His face has met the floor a couple of times. He’s been flipped over a couple of times. Experience taught him much. 

Now, Takeda announces when he’s in the house. 

Well everyone, here is Mitsuru!

I’d like to note a couple of things about this character:
-Unknown Gender (they/them pronouns, you guys can play a little game about whether they’re a female or male until the day I announce it ;3)
-Bisexual (purposely done to make assuming gender harder)
-Yandere (believe it or not)
-Looks like a child but is actually a teen in high school
-Has hair but it’s hidden under their hat, can sometimes be seen when hair slips out accidently (like when running, strong winds, etc.)
-Will slap the shit out of you with their sleeves

That’s Mitsuru for you! If you have a question to ask them, feel free to, as my inbox is always open
If you want to submit artwork/ fan-art, don’t hesitate! I love to see what people make for me and i’m very greatful!

Anyways, go ahead and get asking! I’ll answer as soon as possible
:3

CrowleyXReader

Request: Ghost!Reader being pissed because no-one can see her, so she´s just commenting on everything everyones saying. Like really mean and sarcastic stuff (no-one can hear her). Until Crowley accidentally meets her and hears her and she´s following him everywhere and is getting on his nerves because she hasn´t talked in such a long time plus she´s always been an annoying little shit and likes to piss people off. It´s funny.

Request: A super funny Crowley one? Where the reader is annoying him?

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