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anonymous asked:

taegi 😍

  • big spoon/little spoon: taehyung is the big spoon! yoongi denies that he likes being the little spoon tbh 
  • favorite non-sexual activity: cuddling, taehyung really likes the way that yoongi falls asleep when they cuddle on the couch and yoongi adores the way tae’s scent engulfs him when they cuddle
  • who uses all the hot water: tae, yoongi doesn’t really mind because he sometimes just forgets to shower
  • most trivial thing they fight over: music! yoongi doesn’t really like listening to classical music and girl groups all the time like tae does
  • who does most of the cleaning: tae! yoongi is too tired so taehyung takes it into his own hands to clean up after them
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: yoongi would never ever give up control of the queue, tae would have to take it from yoongi’s dead, cold fingers cause he’ll hold onto it with all his might
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: yoongi! he gets cold much more easily than tae, so if the heat’s not working, he will definitely be the first to notice
  • who steals the blankets: yoongi! he does get cold much more easily than tae after all
  • who leaves their stuff around: both of them omg they’re such slobs, but tae does a good job of cleaning so its cool its not like their apartment looks like a pig’s den half the time
  • who remembers to buy the milk: yoongi~ tae would buy sweets and meat and forget about everything else
  • who remembers anniversaries: taetae~~~~ its not that yoongi forgets, he just doesn’t see the point to celebrating certain things because he wasn’t raised like that
  • Who cooks normally? taehyung! yoongi can cook, he just doesn’t want to, and he isn’t as skilled at it like tae is
  • How often do they fight? like all the time, but its domestic fights like “why’d you leave your come-rag on the bathroom floor?” “i have no idea what you’re talking about” “damn it, tae, i told you not to leave your bodily fluids all over the place” “my bodily fluids will go where they please and you can’t stop them” “fuck you asswipe” “PLEASE DO” “OK GRAB THE FUCKING LUBE” “DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO” “DO YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED OR NOT” “IDK IF I DO” “FINE, I’LL GET THE LUBE” and yeah that’s usually how it goes with them
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other? yoongi writes down random things he thinks about tae and later uses them as lyrics for a new song. taehyung starts thinking that every cat he passes is his yoon-goon and coos at them
  • Nicknames for each other? tae, taetae, t, asshole. yoon-goon, yoon, hyungie~, and cumbucket.
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner? they fight over that. tae likes to spoil the people he loves, but yoongi hates it when people pay for him so they just end up splitting the bill most of the time
  • Who steals the covers at night? tae! yoongi is always swaddled in them when they go to sleep, but in the middle of the night, tae will steal the blankets from him
  • What would they get each other for gifts? tae would either get yoongi a cock ring from amazon or spend over a million won on music equipment. yoongi would write tae a song because he isn’t about the materialistic things
  • Who kissed who first? yoongi kissed tae~~
  • Who made the first move? tae asked out yoongi! they were in the line to check out books at the library and tae had noticed yoongi hanging out in the corner of the library for months beforehand so when he was finally face-to-face with him, he jumped at the chance to take out the pretty, pastel kid out to the movies (aka they showed up, sat through half of some stupid romantic comedy that yoongi had groaned at before they slipped into the bathroom and dry humped each other in one of the stalls)
  • Who remembers things? tae, yoongi often forgets the little things because he’s too absorbed in his own thoughts to really think about them
  • Who started the relationship? taehyung! yoongi acted like he didn’t care if they dated or not, but he was lowkey thirsty for taehyung even before tae saw him in the library
  • Who cusses more? yoongi! tae doesn’t usually cuss to be honest
  • What would they do if the other was hurt? tae would be calm, getting yoongi to control his breathing while he either tended the injury himself or called an ambulance. yoongi would be freaking out in his head, but he’d stay calm for taehyung’s sake and help him in any way he could cause he’s older and he can’t act like he doesn’t have his shit together if tae gets hurt (but listen, yoongi would lose his shit once tae is ok and tae would just call him a big baby over and over again until they end up back in the bedroom with yoongi curled into him in a ball, kissing on tae’s collarbones)

charlotteweasley  asked:

⚡️🌙 oMG PHOENIX CONGRATS I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT AAAH OMG YOU DESERVE LIKE SO SO SO SO MANY MORE BUT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU ILYSMMM 💜💜 (pretend i sent this from @charlotteweasley so disregard my main rip)

я люблю тебя, дорогая Шарлотта. Спасибо 

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