but the outfits though they are the bestest

Imagine a room full of Naruto and his clones surrounding Kishimoto, talking all at once.

“Sensei, when are you going to let me meet Sasuke?!”

“No Sensei I won’t tell you how soft Sasuke’s lips are, never”

“His hair though. Sensei, thank you for giving Sasuke the softest hair." 

"But Sensei why did you have to let him grow his bangs out and wear that onesie outfit" 

"No I’m not complaining, Sasuke is the definition of perfection" 

“My favorite part of the story is him feeding me” 

“Oh shut up. My favorite part is where he used fushashuriken. That’s so cool”

“Excuse you, the Sharingan is always the bestest”

“Bestest isn’t even a word, Dobe” 

“Only Sasuke has the right to call me Dobe, clone!”

“Says the clone himself!”

“Shut up clones. Sensei! The time in the Land of Waves where Sasuke nearly died traumatized me how dare you!!”

"Wait is that Sasuke finding me in a hotel?! I never knew he’s that concerned about me?!”

“Aww Sasuke as a child is so cute”

“No more Tsukiyomi on Sasuke. Just no.”

“Sensei please. The pain from the curse mark is too much for him.”

“Sasuke nearly kissed me before he left???”

“What do you mean Sasuke doesn’t appear in the following chapter, you can at least have me thinking about him”

“Sasuke half-hugging me! Yesss!! Perfect reunion!”

“More shooting star scenes!! Please!!”

“Look what you’ve done to me Sensei, I can’t sleep. All I think about is Sasuke.”

“No homo, but how did you know I often imagine naked Sasuke beside me in the public bath”

“Sensei you’re a genius. Matching necklaces is the greatest concept ever.”

“Sensei, it’s OK if you mix up the Konoha symbol with the ninja-alliance symbol, but it’s NOT if Sasuke isn’t drawn right. His bangs didn’t cover his forehead before Itachi died, remember?”

“Can we have one more flashback on Sasuke meeting me by the river? Pretty please? I miss young Sasuke”

“Agh I want to fight him. Now. How much longer til the ending Sensei”

“Aesthetic: Sasuke worrying about me. Me.”

“My mom and his mom are friends?! For real?!”

“Can I frame the ‘my one and only’ panel on my bedroom wall please”

“No I won’t stop saying the word Sasuke”


Kishimoto: …please leave me alone (how did I fit so much gayness into one manga)