but the line won't leave me alone

anonymous asked:

Can you make a imagine with one of the twins please?? Where like you're at a party and someone won't leave you alone so you ask him to help you get the guy awake. And you say something along the lines like,"There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll back off?"

There was a party at the Gryffindor tower that Weasley twins and their best friend Lee Jordan had thrown. I was dancing along with everyone and noticed one guy staring at me. I wasn’t completly sure was he looking at me or someone else at crowd since i haven’t never even seen him before. I kept dancing for a couple of songs and tried to ignore the staring guy still trying to tell myself he wasn’t looking at me but it still started to feel really uncomfortable so i decided to leave and go get some butterbeer. When i got the cup the same guy came to talk to me “I saw dancing out there. You looked really beautiful from afar but i gotta say you look even better from close.” I smiled and thanked him thinking for a way to escape from him. “What do you say beautiful should we have some fun together?” And tucked a piece of my hair behind my ear and apparently tried to look attractive but i only saw him as disgusting. “Öhh.. Maybe not..” I say and quickly run away from him. He tried to get to me come with him and just hit on me for many times after that so i got an idea. I went to twins and said to them “Hey guys i have an problem do you wanna help me?” “Of course we will always help you what is it?” I started to explain the situation about the guy to them. “So like i was thinking.. Maybe if one of you could like.. pretend to be my boyfriend so he will leave me alone..” I said not sure how they will react. They started smiling and looked at each other before turning back to me. “Are you serious?” “Yes.” They were still smiling and Fred said “Okay then let’s do it. Where is he?” I told him that his not really far away from us and that hes looking at us. Not only looking but he started walking to where we were coming to us. Fred noticed that and grabbed my waist but the guy still came there. “So.. What’s going on here?” He asked us. “Like that would be any of your business what i do with my girlfriend.” Fred said. “Girlfriend ha? It’s hard to believe that you’re dating since last time i checked today you were only friends.” He said looking completly serious. “Are you pulling a prank on me or something?” He added. “You think we are not really dating?” He said and didn’t give the guy any time to answer before starting to kiss me intensively. I didn’t pull back and just started kissing back. The guy looked little shocked and quickly left. We still didn’t stop kissing until both of us were out of breath and after that his face was really red. “Umm.. I’m sorry.. I should’ve asked you before doing that..” I smiled and tol him it’s okay and gave him another kiss where he responded without any hesitation. “Maybe i should stop pretending dating you and start doing it for real.” He said now confident smile on lips. “Yea that sounds really good” I smiled him back.

anonymous asked:

*whispers* will and the gang tryin to teach nico how to play mario kart help me this idea won't leave me alone

I can just picture Nico pretending to be really bad at it but whooping their asses when it mattered like:

Will: “OH MY GOD, WHO JUST BLUE TORTOISE SHELLED ME??!”

Jason: “FUCKING BANANAAAAS!”

Percy: “THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH SQUID!  HOW??”

Nico: *sitting silently in the middle with a tiny sinister smile on his face*

Badlands
  • Aries:
  • "He says, 'Oh, baby girl, don't get caught on my edges,
  • I'm the king of everything and oh, my tongue is a weapon,
  • There's a light in the crack that's separating your thighs,
  • And if you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight" -Young Gods
  • Taurus:
  • "With your face all made up, living on a screen,
  • Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline,
  • I think there's a fault in my code,
  • These voices won't leave me alone,
  • Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold" -Gasoline
  • Gemini:
  • "Could you imagine the taste of your lips,
  • If we never tried to kiss on the drive to Queen's,
  • Cause I imagine the weight of your ribs,
  • If you lied between my hips in the backseat" -Roman Holiday
  • Cancer:
  • "I find it very, very easy to be true,
  • I find myself alone when each day is through,
  • Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you,
  • Because you're mine, I walk the line" -I Walk The Line
  • Leo:
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine,
  • I'm helpless, clinging to a little bit of spine,
  • They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time,
  • They shush me, walking me across a fragile line" -Hold Me Down
  • Virgo: "Oh, all these minutes passing, sick of feeling used,
  • If you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised,
  • Now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it,
  • Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it" -Castle
  • Libra:
  • "Everybody's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name,
  • Put it deep beneath the track, like the hole you left in me,
  • And everybody wants to know 'bout how it felt to hear you scream,
  • They know you walk like a god, they can't believe I made you weak" -Strange Love
  • Scorpio:
  • "I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold,
  • And you've got your own mistakes in a bed at home,
  • I'm hoping you could save me now but you break and fold,
  • You've got a fire inside but your heart's so cold" -Haunting
  • Sagittarius:
  • "All we do is drive,
  • All we do is think about the feelings that we hide,
  • All we do is sit in the silence, waiting for a sign,
  • Sick and full of pride,
  • All we do is drive" -Drive
  • Capricorn:
  • "I found God,
  • I found him in a lover,
  • When his hair falls in his face,
  • And his hands so cold they shake" -Coming down
  • Aquarius:
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles,
  • Just what you'd expect inside her new Balenciaga,
  • Vile romance, turned dreams into an empire,
  • Self-made success, now she woes with Rockefellers" -New Americana
  • Pisces:
  • "Everything is blue,
  • His pills, his hands, his jeans,
  • And now I'm covered in the colors,
  • pulled apart at the seams,
  • And it's blue" -Colors
Imagine Fili overhearing a couple of Lords from the Ironhills flirting with you and they won't leave you alone.

“I do believe I heard (y/n) tell you to stop a few moments ago. Please tell me why you’ve ignored her request. No answer? Get out of here and don’t bother (y/n) again otherwise you’ll have me to answer to.”

(requested by permanentlylostinthought)

the signs as badlands songs
  • aries: drive // "my hands wrapped around a stick shift, swerving on the the 405, i can never keep my eyes off this; my neck, the feeling of your soft lips. illuminated in light, bouncing off the exit signs we missed."
  • taurus: i walk the line // "i find it very, very easy to be true. i find myself alone when each night is through. yes, i'll admit i'm a fool for you; because you're mine, i walk the line.
  • gemini: ghost // "you always say that you're no good for me, cause i'm always tugging on your sleeve; and i swear i hate you when you leave. but i like it anyway, anyway."
  • cancer: gasoline // "i think there's a fault in my code. these voices won't leave me alone; well my heart is gold and my hands are cold."
  • leo: control // "i'm bigger than this body, i'm colder than this home. i'm meaner than my demons, i'm bigger than these bones."
  • virgo: coming down // "i've got a lover, a love like religion, i'm such a fool for sacrifice. he's coming down, down, coming down. it's coming down, down, coming down."
  • libra: hold me down // "hold me down, hold me down, sneaking out the back door, make no sound. knock me out, knock me out, saying that i want more, this is what i live for."
  • scorpio: castle // "i'm headed straight for the castle, they wanna make their queen. and there's old man sitting on the throne, saying i probably shouldn't be so mean."
  • sagittarius: roman holiday // "and i remember the fear in your eyes the very first time we snuck into the city pool, late december with my heart in my chest and the cloud of my breath; didn't know where we were running to."
  • capricorn: haunting // "cause i've done some things that can't speak, and i've tried to wash you away but you just won't leave; so won't you take a breath and dive in deep? cause i came here so you'd come for me."
  • aquarius: colours // "you're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sink. you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece; and now i'm tearing through the pages and the ink."
  • pisces: young god // "and i've been sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool, for a while now, drowning my thoughts out with the sounds."
So Ambrose has a drug problem now, huh? Because he has leaned out the past few months!? Really!? xd First it was steroids because his upper body was getting rapidly larger, now it's drug problems because he has leaned out....ok. Also apparently ''his in-ring performance has gone down''(even tho the general public has started to acknowledge him for his in-ring skills as of lately, chanting for him) and ''his mic skills are declining''(even tho he has almost no lines in their promos as of lately) Oh, did i forget to mention how ''he never defends his title''. Also he's probably ''banging Renee Young'' which also makes him a ''douche'' somehow. And then you go around and tell me he won't be a top heel, when he clearly gets the same amount of hate as AJ and Randy this days. P.S Y'all need Jesus, both his fans and his haters, you are more psycho than his on screen persona, like seriously leave the guy and his personal life alone.

anonymous asked:

how do you deal with fuckboys that won't leave you alone?

Guys who are too ‘friendly’ and have already ignored nonverbal or more polite ‘hey please leave me alone’ cues.

“Hey, you don’t get to do that. Take your hand off me and don’t touch me again.”

“Can you give me room to breathe? You’re really clingy.”

“If you were really trying to be friendly you’d understand that I’m uncomfortable. My friends don’t pressure me or make me uncomfortable.”

“Stop that.”

Guys who have crossed the line, like grabby-mc-grab-hands at the restaurant I used to work at and Mr. Deadpool who threatened to kill me then tried to talk to me the next day as though I hadn’t called the police and filed a report against him.

“If you ever touch me without my permission, I’m jamming my thumbs into your eyesockets and blinding you for the rest of your life.” 

“SHUT UP. Shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Shut the FUCK up and leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, LEAVE ME ALONE [garbled unintelligible angry aggressive statements].”

MOST IMPORTANTLY: You have to mean it when you say things like that, they can smell insincere threats. This is the type of man who will repeatedly test your boundaries to see if you will cave. Set boundaries and then defend them. 

People will probably dislike you for this. You don’t need those people in your life.