The Five Kage and their bodyguards react to Furby's
Requested by anon!
Earlier I did the Akatsuki’s reaction’s to Furby’s, and now it’s the Five Kages [+ bodyguards] turn! So how would they react if they found a furby in their room? This will be set before the Shinobi World War.
1. Tsunade [Hokage]
Creeped out for a second. Punches it through a wall.
Tsunade: “HA! That’ll teach you to sneak up on me, you disgusting furry bird creature.”
2. Shizune [Tsunade’s respective bodyguard]
Stresses out a bit
Shizune: “EEK! How on earth did YOU get in here? I’ll just….slowly pick you up….by your ear…..ignore the fact that you’re looking at me and KICK YOU OFF OF THE BALCONY.”
3. Sakura [Tsunade’s respective bodyguard]
Get’s angry but isn’t worried
Sakura: “The hell?! Get the heck out of here!” *rugby throws it across the village*
4. Gaara [Kazekage]
Interested by it’s eyes
Gaara: “Your eyes are seemingly unblinking, But you wait. I will catch you in the act. I know you’re alive.”
5. Kankuro [Gaara’s bodyguard]
Thinks it’s a puppet being used to taunt him
Kankuro: “WHERE IS YOUR MOVEMENT SOURCE?”
6. Temari [Gaara’s bodyguard]
Thinks logically. Gets rid of it.
Temari: “You guys are freaking out over nothing. It’s just a toy. See, here I am, putting it in a garbage bag. Then setting that garbage bag on fire. Simple.”
7. Mei [Mizukage]
Uninterested. A little put off.
Mei: “Ew. What are you, some kind of secret admirer present? No thanks. I’ll just pop you in the trash.”
8. Ao [Mei’s bodyguard]
Inquisitive. Surprised by what he finds.
Ao: “My Byakugan will show me everything about you. Hm…you don’t seem to be controlled by anything. Your batteries are indeed missing….yet you’re still moving? How?! I WILL find out!”
9. Chōjūrō [Mei’s bodyguard]
Kinda scared, but doesn’t want anyone to know. Get’s restless.
Chōjūrō: “What are you?! I don’t want to deal with you! I…can you just leave? Please? Right now? You are terrifying and I am not liking this at all!”
10. Onoki [Tsuchikage]
Thinks it was sent to mock his appearance.
Onoki: “WHAT?! Are you SAYING something about me?! DOES SOMEONE THINK I LOOK LIKE THIS THING?!”
11. Kurotsuchi [Onoki’s bodyguard]
Dripping with sarcasm over how ‘cute’ it is
Kurotsuchi: “Oh, aren’t you just adorable. No, really, your demon like eyes are so immensely cute, I can’t help but squeal in joy. I’m so not irritated that you’re in my room.”
12. Akatsuchi [Onoki’s bodyguard]
Wants to place it in funny places and take photos.
Akatsuchi: “Let’s see. I’ll put you in this pot plant. Then in the shower. Then on top of Onoki when he’s sleeping. These are great!”
13. A [Raikage]
Smashes it with his fist
A: “YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.”
14. Darui [A’s bodyguard]
Can’t be bothered dealing with it. Moves it to C’s room
Darui: “Eh, C will deal with you soon enough. Not worth my time.”
15. C [A’s bodyguard]
Upon finding it in his room, he takes getting rid of it as a top priority
C: “I will not rest until you are properly dealt with. You are now an S rank criminal and I will not hesitate to destroy you should you try a sneak attack.”