but the flirting is entertaining and i likes it

for weeks, genji puts up with watching mccree trying and failing to flirt with hanzo. partially because it’s entertaining, partially because he’s too lazy to help. but then he gets tired of it and pulls mccree aside to talk to him

genji: if you want to charm my brother you have to appeal to his interests

mccree: like what

genji: ok for starters he’s a huge furry

mccree: he’s… he’s a what now

genji: nevermind what a furry is

genji: here come into my room

genji: ok take this set of ears and tail

mccree: pardner -

genji: now put them on

mccree: genji -

genji: then when you see him

genji: do this with your hands like a cat and say ‘nya’

mccree: why… do you own these

genji: hey stay in your fucking lane i’m trying to help you here

mccree:

genji: well what the fuck are you waiting for snap snap brotherfucker get fucking going

“I was really irritated by the whole serial-dater play that people tried to make about me. I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore. I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.”

I keep getting asked if Daryl and Carol will become a ‘thing’ pretty soon, since it’s obvious they have chemistry, and really seem to like each other, and have flirted a couple of times. Most of the time I respond that they are two people of similar backgrounds who naturally gravitate toward each other. So never say never. I mean, if it happens, then that’s way cool. I absolutely love working with Melissa. She’s just brilliant and really lights up a room. And I love everyone of our scenes together. I’m so glad we’re working together.
—  Norman Reedus (Entertainment Magazine-Live, 2013)
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“{On pulling the plug on her love life} I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore.I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.” - +

I know its been a while, but I’m still entertained by the fact that Impactor and Megatron knew each other before the war. Imagine what kind of shit they have on each other.

Decepticon: “Sir! The Wreckers are approaching!”
Megs: “Just take out their GPS systems and hide behind that rock for a while. Impactor has no sense of direction. He’ll probably lose his own arm without it. He should be gone in a few clicks.”

Impactor: “Springer! I need you to distract Megatron! Tell him his optics are pretty. He acts like he’s tough slag, but flirting will make him super flustered. Quit giving me that look and compliment his optics! It’s for the Autobot cause!”

Impactor: “Tarn thinks he can quote Megatron’s work to me? Does he know that some of his favorite lines are actually horrible puns? That nerd wrote entire essays for a tiny political theory pun in the last paragraph. ‘Megatron’s work is deep and profound’ my aft.”

Megs: “I am Megatron, lord of the Decepticons, future ruler of Cybertron. I do not weep.”
Impactor: “You used to cry over space slugs.”
Megs: “They have no arms, Impactor!

I’d love it if Ash started becoming more aware of his attraction to Misty, enough that it’s no longer subconscious but conscious. It becomes so self-evident to the point that Ash is dismayed he no longer can hide behind the guise of cluelessness. Instead of Ash doing his usual “Huh, Misty looks different..” it starts becoming more like “Hey, Misty looks kind of cute- WHAT AM I SAYING?”

Ash becomes annoyed with himself for even entertaining the possibility he may like a combative and outspoken girl like Misty. It starts messing with his performance in battles. That’s absolutely unacceptable to Ash and he resolves to fix his problem. He’s going to try to prove to himself that Misty isn’t worth liking by riling her up. 

But things go the opposite when Ash attempts to antagonize her. The conversations, though combative, start with verbal dominance but unknowingly turn into lame flirting cringe-fests. Each phone call ends with a really big smile on Ash’s face. But that all melts away after Ash horrifically realizes what happened: he still likes Misty. Ash reverts to being frustrated and comically cries to Pikachu. Nothing is going to change.

Ash headdesks. Pikachu pats his trainer’s head 

He Chooses You

Happy to say this is my first request! Thank you so much, I’m really excited.

 MASTERLIST

Quidditch was never my thing. I just didn’t enjoy the fact that Hogwarts had people dangling hundreds of feet in the air, hitting balls and each other in occasions, just for entertainment.

We were all in the great hall. I sat myself in between Draco and Pansy and began to pick at my food.

“So, y/n…” Draco started, “Are you coming to my game later today? Pansy said she’s going, you can sit next to her,” he stated, a small smirk played on his face.

Draco played this game. A game he he flirted with both me and Pansy. At first I was extremely mad because I genuinely like Draco but now, I’m determined to beat Pansy. I never lose.

I frowned. “Draco, I can’t. I have to finish that potion’s essay. I haven’t even started,” I explained. I turned to Pansy who was sitting on the left side of me. Se smiled at me.

“Well, that’s too bad,” she said. She batted her eyelashes at Draco. “Well, you can always count on me Drakey-Poo.”

Drakey-Poo? There are some things I will never understand about Pansy.

“Draco,” I reassured, “You know if I could be there I would.” I took a mouthful of food into my mouth and waited for a response.

Draco shrugged. “I know. Just expected you to be there…” he confessed.

At this Pansy smiled even more. “Aw, Drakey. Don’t worry, you’ll always have my support, baby!” She stretched out her arm and pinched Draco cheek from across me.

He smiled but before he could say anything else Dumbledore quieted down the students. He stood in front of everyone with a gracious pose that I secretly admired.

“Students,” He started, “I think it’s time for you to know about a Hogwarts tradition we’ve haven’t been doing in a long time but, I think would be nice to reappear.. ” All the children murmured, asking themselves what he was taking about. “This year, all quidditch players will be required to give their old uniform to someone special to wear at the game today.” He spoke, “Consider it, a lucky charm.”

That’s all he said before he returned back to the teachers, smiles on their faces as they looked over to the buzz of the children.

Every started to go back to their dorms, getting ready for the game later this afternoon.

Pansy immediately sprung to her feet. “Drakey,” she said in a soft voice. “Who will you be giving your shirt too?” she asked as she snaked her arms around Draco.

“Someone…” he said, not giving her a second glance as he walked by my side back to the slytherin common room.

When we got there, Pansy insisted again. “C'mon Drakey, you can tell me.” We all sat down on the couch and I pulled out my textbook from under it, starting to look for the pages we’ve be reviewing in class to start my essay. “Pleaseeeee,” she whined.

“Pansy, will you shut up. I’m doing my work!” I demanded. It was getting really annoying having to hear Pansy suck up to Drake day and night, all  did was suck up to him, not that he did anything to stop it.

“You’re just mad because he will definitely pick me to give his jersey too and not you!” she shot back.

I stood up from my seat, my work well discarded. “Pansy, do you really think Draco will pick someone like you? You’re so annoying and mean to everyone!” I glared at her as then she stood up.

Draco’s eyes got wide as he stared at us. He slowly stood up as well, taking note of the awkward situation.

“Tell her Drakey,” Pansy spat, “Just tell her you want to go with me!”

“I- uh,-”

“No,” I said. “Well, I uh,” he stuttered. He fixed his neck tie and coughed a bit. “The person I want to give my uniform too is someone really beautiful. She’s amazing. She’s a great listener and really understands me. I’ve actually kind of liked her for a while…” he explained.

Pansy nodded with a smile, sure that it was her. “Go on, Drakey…” she said.

I prayed in my head that the girl was me. I know it was selfish, but I want Draco all to myself.

“What’s her name?” Pansy asked again, with more urgency.

“Her name is…” he inhaled with a smile, “y/n…”

I couldn’t stop the smile on my face as Pansy shrieked and stomped upstairs to her room, grumbling things on the way.

“Draco…” I breathed out with smile. “Bu if you liked me, why lead Pansy on?” I asked.

Draco smirked. “Just wanted to push your buttons,” He answered with a gorgeous laugh as I rolled my eyes playfully.

“Well,” I said, “I like you too.”

Draco smiled momentarily before frowning. “Too bad you have potions homework to do, I really would’ve liked you to go to the game,” He confessed.

I giggled. “What potions homework?” I asked playfully as I kicked the textbook back under the couch. “I have a game to get too.”

“I was really irritated by the whole serial-dater play that people tried to make about me. I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore. I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.”

oh my god I have no excuse?? this is the first fic I’ve posted in months and its not even good!! I was considering not posting it at all but idkit took so long I felt like I had to.

remember that AU idea I had where JD and Veronica are dating, and Veronica’s grandparents don’t believe Veronica is really bisexual, so she pretends to be in a poly relationship with JD and Heather Chandler? ya that’s this thing. also there is a tiny hint of chansaw? because I’m always a slut for Heather shamelessly flirting with Veronica, especially in front of JD lmao.  I hope it entertains u!

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anonymous asked:

Since today is valentine's day; which is your favourite venus sign? I'm a scorpio venus~

Hmm… 

1. Capricorn Venus, since they are very loyal, like impossible to cheat on someone. 

2. But also my own, Aquarius Venus, we like everyone unusual and love to provoke, flirting in an a little weird way, it’s passionate and said to be unpossessive, which I can’t relate to though, I’m a super jealous little shit, must be my Sun :p

3. Also absolutely love Sag Venus, they are so easy to love, caring and always know how to entertain you! They are what they call relationship goals :p

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“I was really irritated by the whole serial-dater play that people tried to make about me. I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore. I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.”

anonymous asked:

jotaro with a loud and goofy crush who becomes quiet and shy when you compliment them or flirt with them

*slams table* I LOVE JOTARO OKAY these head-canons were fun to come up with my friendo so enjoy!

- Jotaro doesn’t really understand his feelings for his crush at first
- Usually loud people will get on his nerves somewhat so he doesn’t get why he’s not annoyed at how loud his crush is
- And he honestly finds their goofy nature endearing and entertaining in a way?
- He’s told his crush with complete honesty how much he likes their goofy and loud personality on a few occasions and each time he noticed them go quiet and shy he thought he had said something wrong
- But after a couple more occasions where he’s complimented them, he realises that this is just how they react to compliments and flirtation
- And boy is he a little shit when he finally fully realises that he’s not doing something wrong but rather something right
- “Yare yare. The more you blush like that the cuter I’ll find you”
- The shit-eating smirk that appears on his face when he flirts with them from then on is annoyingly attractive
- It doesn’t matter what you say because he’ll continue doing it just to see how shy and quiet they’ll actually go
- He’ll always catch his crush off guard with it too. His moments of flirtation and compliments are random so his crush never predicts when he’s going to do it
- He genuinely enjoys seeing and watching his crush go from loud and goofy to quiet and shy with just a single compliment or flirtatious comment
- However, he won’t do it so much that they get uncomfortable. He understands boundaries and limits
- Jotaro just wants to test the waters with his crush and this is the perfect way to do so. He won’t waste a opportunity

Hope this is what you were expecting!

~Careless Chippo

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‘  Y/N: I just wished he wouldn’t just… you know, flirted me to entertain himself…

  Merlin: That’s not what he does at all. He really likes you… have you never noticed it before?

  Y/N: What!? Like like me? Are you sure?

  Merlin: I am 100% sure Y/N

  *rushes to Gwaine*

  Y/N: You were really flirting with me?

  Gwaine: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.        ‘

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I was really irritated by the whole serial-dater play that people tried to make about me. I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore. I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.

Jealous *Hayen Romero


Originally posted by outlawarmy

“Is my little chimera jealous?” Theo teased, as you stood at your locker, glaring at Hayden and Liam. 

“No,” You growled, lying to your pack leader. 

“Yes you are.” Theo continued, finding it entertaining how much jealous rage you and coursing through your veins. “Let me guess, you want to kill Liam Dunbar for flirting with your girlfriend.” He chuckled as you stayed silent, knowing he was right. 

“Go over there, show him that he can’t just walk up to her and pretend like he is her girlfriend. I mean, a girl with a nice body like that, I wouldn’t blame Liam for getting aroused near her.”

“He’s not aroused.” You were trying your best to keep calm, to not light the young man on fire. 

“Yes he is,” But that’s what Theo wanted. He wanted to watch the members of the McCall pack die. “He’s reaks of it. All because-”

You didn’t catch the end of Theo’s words because you were too busy walking over to your girlfriend. You shoved Liam away from your girlfriend, your yellow eyes of anger shining at him, before turning around and pulling your girlfriend into a kiss. 

You could feel Hayden smirk in the kiss as you pushed her against the lockers not caring at the teachers yelling at your for PDA. But you didn’t care. Hayden was your girlfriend and you didn’t like it when Dumbar chose to talk to her. Or flirt with. 

You pulled back, your golden eyes going away and returning to (Your normal eye color). “I don’t like Dumbar,” You told her, your hands still on her waist. 

“I think he got the message.”

anonymous asked:

I saw a screencap of a Hidalgo tweet in which he says Kylo most likely has a pilot on his ship. The reblogs included prople jockingly speculating about what his trips are like if he enjoys champagne and stuff. I'm mad I didn't like it snd now it's lost but it got me thinking about whether he has a flight crew like an attendant and it's so crack-y but imaginebeing his attendant and him flirting with you like the Solo that he is because he has no other entertainment on board but you 1/?

2/3 As an attendant on his ship you assist him in prepping 4 take off/landing in battle zones and help him unwind after a mission. The only tine you see his face is while he drinks what you brought him. Being the Solo that he is, he flirts speaking your thoughts aliyd, about his eyes behind the visor. “The lips around the rim of the glass” you hear your thoughts through the mask’s synthesizer.

You never saw him smile but he had to be grining to himself smug with the knowledge of being remembered wuth such fervour. You couldn’t move abd it wasn’t his doing. “You’ve been professional about it but I know why you’ve already poured another glass”. 3/3

I love the idea of him speaking your thoughts aloud! So it almost becomes a narration of sorts? So then to retaliate, you purposefully make your thoughts even more explicit so he has to describe them. I wonder if he would get bolder or if it would start to make him shy? That’s a very interesting concept, Nonnie! 

(i’m glad part 2 finally came through!) 

11 facts

Tagged by @outside-the-government

Write 11 facts about yourself and then tag 11 followers

1. All my life I’ve thought I was allergic to cats - turns out it was just conditioning. Cats are actually pretty neat

2. I need people to tell me when I’m being flirted with because I just think they’re being really nice

3. I love flat packed furniture. The day I bought my entertainment unit was like Christmas

4. I think the Golden Orb spiders outside are out to get me. They keep moving closer to the house and it’s probably because I keep killing all their friends

5. My favourite day is Sunday, because it’s the only time I get to relax and pamper myself

6. My first big celebrity crush was Christian Slater. Still think he’s pretty neat but he’s no Karl Urban

7. I love The Last of Us, but zombies terrify me, so I couldn’t play it - I made my ex play it for me. I did try, I tried so hard, but I couldn’t even leave the city

8. I burn so easily it’s ridiculous! Goddamn pale skin and it’s inconveniences

9. I draw on occasion but those occasions are rare and fraught with frustration

10. I like collecting pretty teacups and teapots

11. Elder Scrolls’ Oblivion is THE GREATEST GAME EVER and I could happily talk about it all day


Tagging @wonders-of-the-enterprise @medicatemedrmccoy @lt-sammi-matthews
~I’ve no idea who has and hasn’t done it, so I’ll just tag a few and if you wanna take part, tag me and have at it :)

Imagine high school Dean and Cas taking a class they hate, so they learn sign language just so they can communicate during it and screw off, saying things like “Cas, how many spitballs do you think I can shoot before Mr. Singer notices” and “Dean, please don’t release ten pigs in the school for our senior prank”, and eventually it escalates to them flirting with each other constantly.

And on the last day Mr. Singer brings them up after class and uses sign language himself, saying “You’re not the only ones who know sign language, but thanks for the entertainment this year.”

❛    audrey!     hey,   dude,   ❜       she  said,      flashing  a  bright  smile  her  way  as  she  entered  the  movie  theater,        noticing  how  dead  it  seemed      (     whether  they  were  all  in  a  movie  already  or  not,     it  didn’t  matter   ——-    she  got  the  girl  alone.     )         ❛    thought  i  might  keep  you  company  while  you  work.    ❜        and  maybe  get  a free  movie  out  of  it  while  she  was  here.       she  had  to  keep  herself  entertained  somehow  as  she  manipulated  audrey  into  falling  for  her  tactics,      right?       it’s  not  like  she  actually  ENJOYED  spending  more  time  with  the  girl  than  she  had  to.         ❛    wow,    i  can  never  get  over  how  totally  killer  that  uniform  look  on  you,   ❜         she  flirted  casually,      choosing  each  word  carefully    ——-    a  killer  uniform  for  a  killer  like  her.  

 @girlruin   ➖➖      ✖︎