but the buttercups make up for it

shiro is keith’s concerned older brother (he’s concerned keith isn’t getting enough sun and isnt going outside enough) and he forces keith to take his (shiro’s) fat dog out for a walk bc she needs the exercise and keith needs the sunlight. so keith is just like. walking this fatass dog in the dog park when suddenly the dog (her name is princess buttercup, i just deemed it so) just BOLTS in another direction and keith is like scrambling to hold onto the leash and is running and stumbling to catch up to princess buttercup and suddenly he hears this other guy screaming and yelling and before he knows it, keith crashes into this other guy (lance) who was also running to catch up to HIS dog’s pace and both their dogs just start like running in circles and making a complete spiderweb of the leashes and basically it ends up with keith and lance being pressed together and blushing furiously (and not looking each other in the eye) because their dogs got over excited and accidentally tied them together. 

once they get untied they started awkwardly talking and when keith learns lance’s dog’s name is bark obama he laughs for like 10 minutes and lance can’t stop staring at him and blushing bc holy hell he’s cute. and lance starts flirting and stuttering and keith can’t help but flirt back, he’s so smitten w/ the cute dark haired, freckled boy with the dog named bark obama.

in the end, they trade cell phone numbers and go on a coffee/dog walking date

So, I was watching The Princess Bride yesterday

- correction: I somehow forced the movie on my friends yesterday (and they love me all the more for making them discover this gem).

And WOW, Moftiss are SO pulling a Princess Bride on their audience! Right now, most viewer are basically like the kid who is so upset at his grandpa for turning the story into sh*t - the mean prince is seemingly about to win, true love won’t save the day, Buttercup & Wesley won’t be reunited nor triumph, all this build-up about true love was apparently for nothing… The kid is mad at his grandpa for even beginning the story in the first place, telling him “you are wrong, you must be! It can’t be”, “why were you even telling me this story?!”.

The grandpa (bless Peter Falk btw, I love him) keeps reading the book and we realise a few minutes later all these tragic events were all Buttercup’s nightmare (Buttercup = John, imo: he’s Sherlock’s “damsel in distress”, who’s gotten engaged at a bad person when he thought Sherlock was dead).

When Buttercup wakes up, we hear the kid triumphantly claiming “I knew it! I knew it was wrong!” and the grandpa grumpily replies “Yes, you’re very smart. Now, shut up” before resuming the story.

Moftiss are making the audience mad on purpose, so they root for the real story: true love will save the day.

Series 4 is probably a sort of nightmare - mixing bits of reality with intense fear & insecurities => in reality, events will almost happen like that… but the end changes everything. Wesley/Sherlock & Buttercup/John will be reunited and kiss before the setting sun; true love prevails and saves everyone.

And the kid doesn’t mind the kissing anymore. :)

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Build me up, Buttercup

Characters/Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Pregnant!Reader

Word count: 2313

Warnings: A/B/O dynamics,smut, slight breath play, knotting (mild?), foul language, labor inducing sex, water braking, NO labor, Fluff.

A/N: 

This one here is my first ever a/b/o piece and I think last, and because of that I didn’t want get in the middle of the messy (but super hot) stuff. So this is about a stablished coupple who already been through all that.

This is my entry for a compìlation of 4 different challeneges first time doing that too, so I hope this makes sense.

  1. @dr-dean A/B/O Challenge, song prompt: ‘Build me up, Buttercup’ by The Foundations.
  2. @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname Orion’s 1k Celebration Challenge, movie prompt: ‘That’s your problem, Ray. Your ideal girl… is you. With tits!’ FAQ about time travel.
  3. @babypieandwhiskey Cam’s 200 writing challenge, Prompt: ‘Can I please con to the bathroom alone.’
  4. @impalaimagining Smut-entine’s day kink challenge, prompts: Pregnancy and Breath play.

A big THANK YOU to my bitch Orion @whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname and to Jen @winchesterprincessbride For being amazing and the beta work of course!

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Build me up, Buttercup


“Some girls are into science fiction!”

“That’s your problem, Ray. Your ideal girl… is you. With tits!”

Your lips move in sync with the movie and you laugh at poor Ray; Pete will never stop being an ass. You feel the slight annoyance again and that familiar pressure on the bladder. You turn off the tv, with a puff and an eye roll you get up, gently, bit by bit and walk down the hall to the bathroom, for the fourth or fifth time tonight.

The toilet lid is cold, making you shudder. Looking down at your feet, you realize you can’t see anything past that sticking-out belly button; it looks so weird and dark, and every time you cough or laugh it goes even further out.

On the way back to the bedroom you yawn, bare feet stumping against the tiled floor, sounding heavy.  Hating the fact you walk like a doped duck, you stop to catch your breath.

With a sigh, you sit back on the edge of the bed and stare at the bright red light on the night stand, 2:44, carefully enough not to wake up the sleeping alpha on the other side, although he wouldn’t wake up because of you plopping down next to him.

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NICK ANIMATION PODCAST

EPISODE #31: E.G. Daily

A podcast’s gotta do what a podcast’s gotta do, and this week we’re talking toons with the incomparable E.G. Daily.  Known worldwide as the voice of Tommy Pickles, one of the most iconic characters in Nickelodeon history, E.G. has also given life to Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls), Mocking Bird (The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes), and Baby Mumble (Happy Feet).  Hector gets the scoop on how and why E.G. does what she’s gotta do, including working with everyone from Rob Zombie and Pee-wee Herman (“Dottie!?”) to making her own music and being a finalist on The Voice.  E.G is living proof that listening to the voice inside yourself can be the greatest asset to your career.

Listen on:

Many thanks to E.G. for joining us! Follow along with her on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! 

Keep up with our intrepid host Hector on his own Twitter and Instagram pages. And stay tuned to NickAnimation25 for new episodes at the end of February! 

You know what I realized? SAB has never let Bay just be angry or upset without making her look to be the bad guy.

Being switched at birth and having to deal with her parents’ attention now going to another child with special needs? Suck it up buttercup.

Falling for Emmett and he does the same. But then Daphne thinks she may like him? Oh you have to give her a break, she’s been his friend for years.

Regina knew about the switch and never came for her? Well, Regina meant well so Bay has to forgive her within in an episode. (FTR, I don’t blame Regina, but the girls had every right to be upset.)

Emmett cheats on her? You can’t hold grudges forever, Bay.

Tank sleeps with Bay when she was too drunk to remember if she consented? (Aka raped her) Well la-di-freaking-da Bay. Don’t you care that this straight privileged white boy had his life ruined because he raped you? You must forgive him. You shouldn’t have been drinking anyway. Oh and when your supposed BFF dates him, her mom had a stroke so ya know, that makes it okay for her to date a rapist.

Angelo dies? We don’t have time to explore your feelings on this, we gotta show Daphne who ignored him for 3 seasons and started bonding with him an episode before his death.

Emmett makes a movie about the rape without her permission? Well guess what, now he’s all messed up so it’s all cool now.

Seriously. I am so over how this show treats her. No one faces consequences except her it seems. I want her to take Travis and move back to China where she can do tattoos and have little ginger babies with him.

enders-turn  asked:

For the fic title thing: 'it's too big and I'm not putting that anywhere near my hole' any ship of Ur choice ;)

FUCKING CHRIST TAY.

Ahhhhh jeez. Alright buckle up buttercups.

Established relationship. Klance.

So Lance’s birthday is coming up. And Keith wants to get him something. But they can’t just go back to the space mall, because they’re too busy saving the universe and junk. And Keith doesn’t really have anything to regift. He’s thought about maybe wittling down a piece of balmeran crystal and attaching it to a necklace, but when would they go to balmera again?

But Keith notices that whenever Hunk makes dinner, Lance can’t stop ranting and raving about it. He oohs and hums, and practically vibrates with happiness whenever he eats hunks food.

Keith asks hunk to teach him how to make a birthday cake. It’s not a lot, but hopefully lance will like it, and the tradition of having a birthday cake will lessen his homesickness.

Keith makes him an amazing cake. It’s one of those rolled, log, cakes. There’s cream and assorted alien fruit wrapped in between the fluffy layers. Keith painstakingly garnishes it with icing flowers and delicate blue writing that says “happy birthday lance”. It’s beautiful and hunk couldn’t be prouder of him.

There’s just one problem. It’s ridiculously huge. It’s not a log cake, this thing is a whole tree trunk. When Keith presents it to lance (like hands over his eyes, leads him out to the kitchen all cheesy like. Everyone is there to sing happy birthday to him) lance starts happy crying. His chest hurts, he feels warm all over, and in between his giggles he says “Keith!… How on EARTH am I supposed to eat all this?!”. He kisses his boyfriend on the cheek, and despite Keith’s protests that this cake is JUST FOR LANCE, lance insists everyone help him take down this monster.

Lance tastes like buttercream when Keith kisses him that night.

marnz  asked:

Oh my god they were in love

I was literally in bed, falling asleep, when my brain yelled THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS WAS SAD & GAY

This could mean:
(a) Westley was so singularly in love with Buttercup that he never noticed and sad gay Roberts pined for years until the pain of being so close to Westley without being able to have him drove DPR to give up his life’s work and leave it in Westley’s hands, OR
(b) Westley and Roberts had years during which they terrorized the seas together and loved each other with abandon, but when Westley got word of his first love Buttercup’s betrothal, he chose her and that drove DPR to give up his life’s work and leave it in Westley’s hands (whom he still trusted above all else despite the painful knowledge he was never Westley’s first choice).

Either way, sad & gay. My bread & butter.

Listen, I just really need to know how Magnus deals when his and Alec’s kids inevitably start reading Harry Potter. “Daddy, why don’t you have a wand?” “Daddy, you’re really cool but…I wanna be Hermione when I grow up.” “Daddy, why can’t you make chocolate come to life too, you’re so LAME.”

Meanwhile, Alec has absolutely no idea Magnus is talking about books when he tells their seven year old son, “No Voldemort can’t hurt you, buttercup, don’t worry” and immediately alerts the clave because clearly his family is IN DANGER and “WHAT do we know about this…Voldemort, exactly?”

Magnus hates those goddamn books but he’ll never delete the text message Alec sends him asking him if he knows any famous warlocks called Harry because “apparently we’re going to need his help”.

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A few Symmenji Headcannons 


On sunny days, they’ll take a blanket outside and lay on it. Genji will tell stories that make Symmetra laugh quietly into her hand. A sound he lives to hear from her sweet lips.

During dark hours or when thunder rumbles outside, Symmetra will memorize the patterns the scars make on his sleeping face. Sometimes, her fingertips will brush against them, accidentally waking him up. She apologizes for disturbing him, but his hand will cups hers against his cheek before saying he truly doesn’t mind. 

Genji once created a flower crown out of buttercups. The bright yellow flowers were crudely tied together, but after a quiet ask of help, Symmetra assisted him. A perfect circle of flora was gently placed on her dark hair once they were done. The light smell making her smile and Genji blush lightly. 

thing

tag ur best 11 friends (in no particular order) n reasons why u lov them, it can be any reason
idk if someone else has done this before but ya know
u can tag more than 11 if u want


- @sepia-buttercups - very loving n motherly, inspires me v much ;v;
- @sithstalkerplaysvg - supportive n tries his best
- @aqua-blue-toons - real funny guy, brightens up my day
- @askfirstfallen - really heckin awesome friendo, makes me happy
- @fallenleaf-chara (forgot ur main blog) - even tho we dont talk often anymore, you still make me incredibly happy
- @ninjanekox - even tho ur puns are annoying u still make me laugh until i feel like i cant breathe
- @ask-cherry-dreemurr - ur!! super cute?? wth??? and even tho we havent known eachother for the longest time u make me rlly happy
- @shiftingchildrenover - ur a god damn meme and u break my heart with ur headcanons but u make me laugh and i lov u
- @lilyofthelightdx - UR HILARIOUS AND A MEME TOO
- @ks-no-tanbu - im in love with ur art n personality ok
- @ask-triplec - fuckin league of legends lemme smash meme, u are motherly n lovable

EDIT: HECK I FORGOT TO TAG OTHER PPL IM DEAD HDSKJASJd

Voltron Princess Bride AU Headcanons Part 1

So my friend @joker-ace created a Voltron AU and if you haven’t seen it yet you should because it’s awesome and so is she! But anyway hears some headcanons.

Lance is Westley and Keith is Buttercup obviously.

The fire swamp is completely insane.

*R.O.U.Ss attacks*

Keith: Oh fuck no! 

Lance proceeds to stare as Keith kicks that giant rat’s ass.

Keith: I just got him back! I will fuck you up!

Lance: Um babe I think it’s dead.

Keith: Hey I need to let out five years of rage and aggression! 

Lance: Ummm….

Keith: I mean I could kick your ass for making me think you were dead for five years, but that kinda defeats the point.

Lance: Yeah, no you’re right lets not do that… 

Fiddlesticks

Imagine traveling with MacCready for the first time and making fun of his self-censoring tendencies. He’s mildly annoyed but he knows it’s light hearted teasing and it doesn’t deter him from carrying on.

You start out by mocking him with silly phrases like “buttercups!” and “frickity french fries!”, but you both end up finding it so funny that it escalates into a running joke with each of you trying to top the other with the funniest curse alternative.

Next thing you know, you’re using these phrases unironically everyday, and when the two of you return to Goodneighbor and he pulls out something like “holy kumquats in the kitten kitchen!” everyone thinks, good god, what did you do to him?

Hancock thinks it’s hilarious and says whatever chems you’re on, he wants in.

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I hope season 2 of Powerpuff Girls 2016 makes fun of the haters.

Like have a scene where their eating Pizza and they’re like their eating a Pizza at a pizza place (that’s also a Five Nights at Feddys reference ) and Buttercups Like: “Ew Pan Pizza, should have ordered Thin Crust, Bro” they throw the pan pizza at a Taxi throw the taxi into the sun. Sun blows up, they do another rap song and say Girls can be GhostBusters too or something. That be so cool.

Tweeze Please (Bruce Banner x Reader) One Shot

“In all honesty, ya really should let me,” You chirped, shrugging your shoulders. “You’ll look great and I’m reeaal good at this.”

Bruce cast a downwards glance, looking uncertain. “I don’t know (Y/N)…It’s going to hurt.”

You deadpanned, eyebrow shooting upwards. “Seriously? You’ll take a missile to the face but I can’t pluck your eyebrows for you?”

He chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck in a tense, and awkward fashion. “Well, you see-”

“Be quiet,” You finally commanded, dragging your chair in front of him and dropping yourself on it. He looked rather stunned, even more so when you grabbed his jaw and turned his face towards you. “I’m doing this so suck it up buttercup because I’m goin’ to make you look hella fine.”

Bruce gulped audibly before you were already pinching the tweezers around the first hair.


* * *

“Ow!”

“Sorry!”

“Ow (Y/N)!”

“I’m sorry!”

“Ow-for the love of God!” Bruce swatted your hands away and stared at you in horror, hand covering his brow. “What is wrong with you?! How do you do this to yourself?!”

You shrugged, picking at the hem of your jeans with your tweezers. “You get used to it. It really isn’t all that bad. Plus-” You pointed to the one eyebrow you’d managed to get to before he’d started acting like a child. “I’ve barely taken any hairs out and you already look better.”

He scowled at you, dropping his hand from his face. “I better not look too lady like. I won’t appreciate a curved eyebrow or anything.”

You chuckled, pulling his face to where you could get a better look at the large, dark caterpillars that he called eyebrows. “Yeah trust me, I really don’t have THAT much time.”