but that's why birds do it

things people in my theatre class have said

“look guys i vandalized george washington”

“i fucking HATE that note” 

“that was so beautiful im crying how does she even hit that note??”

(off-key screeching) “i think thats a little flat”

“oh my god your voice is so good why are you in the ensemble?” “i can’t act” “THIS IS??? A THEATRE CLASS??”

“i love (random musical)” “fight me”

“everyone shut up and give me attention”

“and thats why its called a triple threat” “im not even a single threat”

“how was ur audition” “im dead”

“why do they make the orchestra play under the stage??? its like a fuckin horror movie in there”

(while walking backstage) “holy FUCK theres so much stuff in here”

“why is there a brownie on the side of the stage” “dont question it its always been there”

(incoherent screaming about the tonys)

“you wore that shirt yesterday” “shhhhHHHH”

“i had a dream about kiwis yesterday.” “…” “the fruit and the bird”

“theater is the place and theatre is the profession” “wait really”

the 99 squad as john mulaney quotes
  • Jake Peralta: I have had a very long day. I am very small... and I have no money... so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
  • Amy Santiago: Occasionally you get that one person that says "I really like that one part of this joke" and you go, "Oh thank you that's my favorite part too." But no, in order for it to be authentic hopefully you have jokes that everyone can just get on board with and then you have a few things for yourself.
  • Charles Boyle: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
  • Rosa Diaz: Some babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.
  • Raymond Holt: When I was a little boy, I was more like a 67-year-old gay man that's kind of over it sexually.
  • Terry Jeffords: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
  • Gina Linetti: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating saltines for like, 28 years, and then I walked right out here.
  • Kevin Cozner: I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.
  • Cheddar: Why do people shush animals? They've never spoken.
GOT7 as classic quotes I've said
  • Jaebum: *looking at cats in the pet store* i love you and i love you and i love you
  • Mark: i swear i'm a morning person *presses snooze 17 times*
  • Jackson: well i can't NOT smile at every stranger i see on the street
  • Jinyoung: i can't believe i got a 95 on this term paper. why didn't i get a 100? i'm taking this up with the professor. unbelievable
  • Youngjae: that lady in this picture looks like mother jesus-- wait that's not her name... what's her name again?
  • Bambam: $300? that's not that expensive
  • Yugyeom: do birds have four arms or..?

isabaelle-lightwood  asked:

So something weird happened yesterday. I binge-read through this entire blog (but that's not the weird part, just something that contributed). Where I live, we don't have crows, but there was a small bird, one of those that is everywhere but no one knows what they are actually called. So, it was just kind of hopping around, right near me, and I thought, "Hey, why not, lets recite one of my trashy poems that I wrote for english and see what happens, right? It's not a crow, but close enough." 1/2

2/2 It flew away after, and I just went around my day as I normally do. Then, when I got home, I found this really weird rusty quarter just sitting in the driveway? No clue how it got there, but I’ve decided to keep it close. For reasons. Basically, do other birds appreciate poetry as much as crows?    


Nothing appreciates poetry as much as the crows. But small drab indescribable everywherebirds appreciate it a substantial amount, nonetheless.

Mystic messenger and dialovers  Crossover

Part 2

Zen: this part goes *hits high note* like this

Kou: Nooooo you are doing it wrong !!!

Kou: *hits higher note*

Kou: see

Zen: nO That just sounded like a girly shriek

Zen: I can do better

Kou: go ahead lets see what you can do ~

Yuma: STOP MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
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Seven: and that is why the earth is in fact a kingdom for cats

Reiji: ……

Reiji: so you are telling me we all are slaves of felines ?

Seven: Yup

Reiji:

Reiji: you are worse than ayato in science
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Kou: wahhhh

Kou: A  Neko !

Kou: here kitty kitty ~

Elizabeth: meow *purring*

Kou: awww

Jumin: *enters* ………

Kou: ……..

Jumin: *takes out rifle* one seven is enough

Kou: AHHH WAI-

*ln the garden*

Yui: ….did you hear that

Mc: what

Yui: that

*gunshot sounds*

MC: …..must be birds

Yui: oh *shrugs*

Yui: anyways so yesterday reiji-san poisoned my tea !

MC: thats horrible ! Reminds me of that time seven replaced all my tea leafs with crushed honey buddah chips painted black.
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Yoosung: …..azusa..why do you cut yourself

Azusa: it feels good

Yoosung: *looks around to check if someone is there*

Yoosung: ……….azusa….please cut me too
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Shuu: why do you always wear those reflective sunglasses ?

V: so you can see yourself through my eyes

Shuu: broooo….
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*in some shady background*

Seven : all

Karlheinz: according

Seven: to

Karlheinz: keikaku

v0idfiish replied to your post : Me, speaking with a guest for half an hour…

Why DO these bugs kick ass tho?? Please enlighten me I’m curious now

beetles make up 40% of described insects and 25% of all known animals, coleoptera is the largest order of the animal kingdom with over 400,000 species, compared to 10,000 species of birds and mammals.  thats a lot of fucking cool ass bugs. there’s a saying that goes “1 in every 4 animals is a beetle” because there are So Many Of The Fuckers. they’re found on every continent except Antarctica and are very good at adapting to any environment, and many act as essential decomposes by eating leaf litter/dead trees/fungus/carrion/dung. they’ve been around since before the super continent Pangaea broke up, meaning they’ve been around for 270 million years, which also means they’ve survived 3 mass extinction events (Permian-Triassic: 95% of all living beings dead, worst extinction event; Triassic-Jurassic extinction; Cretaceous-Paleogene, what took out the dinosaurs, 76% of all living things dead)

and they look kick ass!!

Hercules beetle,( Dynastes hercules) largest beetle!! can grow up to 16cm long!

harlequin beetle, (Acrocinus longimanus)the one pictured is a male; males will have extremely long front legs (females as do as well comparatively to other beetles but males are like, twice as long) and we have no idea why. we think its because of sexual advertising. long sexy legs

The Humble Dung Beetle (Copris lunaris), dung beetles are actually one of the few insects that exhibit parental care! both male and female dung beetles care for their larvaeas their children eat the shit theyve rolled up. a loving family 

flower beetle  (Smaragdesthes africana oertzeni) aesthetic bugs 

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a detail - Solas makes this last gesture with his left hand, which is really weird because he’s right-handed. His left fist then flashes.

It’s weird until you think the Inquisitor always had the Anchor in their left hand.

This might have been obvious to other people, but I always thought that, since the Anchor was so unstable, that it meant this was the end for the Anchor. Goodbye, see you later.

But I mean, looking at this, there’s a good possibility that he now has the Anchor in his left hand, isn’t there? - that the flashing means it was transferred, and stable again. Only he can control it and live, right? Well, it’s not going to melt down on him. It likes him.

So all the powers the Anchor could do… the Mark of the Rift, the overpowered projectiles barrier… the explosions… opening and closing rifts… over powered. I don’t want to fight that (too).

Saving the Inquisitor (for now) is really nice, but so is getting the Anchor back under his control. Two birds, one stone, and all that. I won’t be surprised if his hand is glowing later, is what I’m saying.

ever think about how gay and adorable it is that GLaDOS almost has atlas and p-body kill those baby birds until she realizes their mom abandoned them and suddenly develops a soft spot for them and takes them in and nurtures them and like. do you think that the memory that chells mother abandoned her flashed through her mind right before atlas and p-body disposed of the eggs and thats why she stopped them and raised the birds herself……gay……….just think abt it

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Hello! I was tagged to do this by @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @paperbacktrash @christina-dh @highladyofnorta @dorianthekinkymf@escapingtheconstrictingboxes @2-bookmaster-2 @readinglikewildfire@wingsofanillyrian @runesandfaes @modernbookfae @deziremyacotar

I’m so sorry about all the ugh, umm, uff and like hahah. Also I’m sorry for my ramling and the length of this I just can’t shut up!! AND AT ONE POINT I STARTED TALKING IN CROATIAN I AM SORRY FOR THAT HAHA. And I said that Elain is one year older than Nesta but I meant Feyre hehe but I think you guessed what I meant

The questions are:
Name and username
Where are you from?
Pronounce the following words: Archeron, Rhysand, Cresseida, Thesan, Rhoe Galathynius, Illyrian, Manon, Abraxos, Prythian, Lucien, Ianthe, Suriel, Bryaxis, Carridwen and Nuala, Elide, Velaris, Cadre, Rowan Whitethorn, Chaol Westfall, Yrene Towers, Nehemia Ytger, Rifthold, Adarlan, Chrocan, Kaltain Rompier, Sorscha, Dorian Havilliard, Lyria, Asterion horse, Valg, Eyllwe, wyrdmarks, rowaelin, feysand
How did you find out about the books?
When did you start reading them?
Favorite character from TOG?
Favorite character from ACOTAR?
Have you read The Assassin’s Blade? Do you plan on reading the ACOTAR Novellas?
Favorite ship/s?
Read a page from your favorite book from TOG (or ACOTAR)
Which scene destroyed you the most?
If you read fanfiction, name your favorite or some of your favorites
Fave headcanons?
Favorite quote/s?
If you could choose any piece of media to readapt the Maasverse in, what would you choose? (e.g: movie(s), tv show(s), animation, a musical, videogames, etc)
TOG or ACOTAR? Why?
Which would be your ACOTAR Court? Why?
And last but not least, say 3 unpopular opinions. Do it, go off

Most of you already posted it so idk who I should tag. I think I haven’t seen any posts by @vannserra @rhysthehighlord @cassian-the-commander @its-suriel@cassiancalore @marabarrow @acourtofwingsandruinn @aqueenpromisedand @mostlybookishthings so here you go guys if you want to do it :)

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I had a dream that they got drunk and got really shitty like low quality matching tattoos on their hands, so when they did the bird hand shadow puppet thing, it formed a dragon lmao 

(kaiba was like “why tf did we do this” and joey was like “idk i thought it was a good idea” and kaiba was like “that’s because you’re an idiot”)

anonymous asked:

Hello! I have a female green parrotlet and lately i've noticed that she is growing in a few cobalt blue feathers for some reason? She has two on her back and one on her coverts (i think thats the name of that feather lol) Do you have any idea why this would be happening, im quite curious about it! Thanks in advance

can just be a genetic thing, pied colour mutations can cause irregular colour patterns (although it’s dominantly yellow feathers that will be displaced). They sometimes don’t start showing these changes until they get older, many birds just have a couple of randomly misplaced feathers as opposed to the fully marbled appearance of your typical pied parrotlet.

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Random blue feathers showing up isn’t really a sign of anything I’d be worried about, the only other option is that this bird may actually be male (along the wing, above the eye, and on the lower back are where the bright cobalt blues come in for male parrotlets) but if they’re randomly scattered it’s more likely just the genetics of your bird.

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye,

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie,

When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,

Because apparently the chef is not able to distinguish living birds from cooked ones and we all have food poisoning and a newly acquired fear of blackbirds.

Originally posted by becausebirds

  • yeo wool: let's make nicknames for each other!
  • han sung: okay!
  • yeo wool: how does boyfriend sound? ;)
  • han sung: that's... a really bad nickname...
  • yeo wool: what do you mean?
  • han sung: you know, i was expecting something much more cooler, yeo wool. like awesome fighter, or victory, or something like sun woo's dog bird, but of all the names you chose something so generic and lame!
  • han sung: first off, i'm already a boy, and i'm already your friend, so why are you simply putting them together?
  • yeo wool: ... that's not what i'm trying to get at.
  • han sung: you suck at doing nicknames, yeo wool.

lordyobidashi  asked:

This is a question about the herbivorous dinosaurs in the game, due to modern animals like deer being observed eating baby rabbits and birds to get the calcium from their bones (I think that's what they're doing?) would that be implemented into the game like say a Triceratops eating a hatchling Dakotaraptor?

In Saurian, you will not be restricted in what you can eat, but animals will not benefit as much by eating material that is not as nutritious or their bodies cannot process as well. It is not well known why primarily herbivorous animals eat meat/bones and primarily carnivorous animals eat plants/fruit, but generally eating things your digestive system has not evolved to handle well is not a good practice. Animals don’t always do things that are good for them.

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ART SCHOOL | Jack Graydon (OR) | Vans US Open of Surfing 2017

Our next featured artist and participant in this year’s 2017 Vans US Open of Surfing is out of Portland, OR, artist Jack Graydon aka Tolietsnake.  This traveling, skating, and painting talent has been creating his works for some time now–from walls to trucks and hidden places in Thailand. Graydon’s style is never stagnant or stiff, but rather ever-changing, adapting and exploring its boundaries, much like the artist himself. We’re stoked to feature Graydon’s work and find out his approach to large scale murals, how he started painting, and what event he’s looking forward to seeing at this year’s 2017 Vans US Open of Surfing. 

Photographs courtesy of the artist | Portrait by Tobias Lee

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A badly planned comic, featuring troublesome baby Law and his paranoid bird dad. And baby laws concerned teacher of course! (i plan on giving people in the college au names that make sense but its. difficult.)

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some pictures of the new Redgrove!

im having a lot of fun with hacking, and i only really started to landscape today so its nowhere near finished, weeps

all ive wanted to do for a couple days now is hide away from life, so i feel like thats probably why it turned out to have such narrow paths and secret hiding spots. im hoping this town will give me a place to hide away instead of being a reminder of the things that have happened in the last couple of days.

anonymous asked:

im afraid the crisp nips ask killed you and that's why you haven't posted in awhile please loaf r u alive or is god dead and have we killed him?

im alive im just busy. dw im impervious to crisp nip damage at this point