but that's not what i'm aiming for

bubble-sims  asked:

so we know how many times Westley was in love, but how many times was MADDIE truly in love? (♡ε♡ )

“I don’t believe I’ve ever truly been in love,” Madeleine shrugs. “When I was a teenager, I thought I was in love with Kit, but now that I’m older I see that more as infatuation than true love.”

“…Westley? Oh, yeah, West is great, but I wouldn’t say that I’m in love with him. After all, we’ve only known each other for a few months now, and he’s still a bit of a mystery to me. I mean, when we’re together, everything feels so natural and right and easy, but when I’m alone and I start to think about him, about us, I have trouble seeing much of a future there. And that’s what being in love is about, isn’t it? Finding a man who’s marriage material?”

if anyone tries to equate the Republic’s crimes with the Empire’s crimes I’m backing far away because that argument sounds far too much like the “violence from any side is wrong!!!!” argument I’m hearing so much from gweilo feminists nowadays.

neither republic nor empire is perfect, but the empire encourages slavery based on species and occasionally other factors (just like US slavery!), and that’s just like. the first thing that comes to mind when it comes to God knows how many crimes the empire has committed.

4

valentine’s day over the years with nick and charlie

[nick and charlie are from solitaire by alice oseman]

nothing irks me more than people pointing their nose up at what other people are reading

“Aren’t you too old for that?”

it’s none of your bloody business

“Shouldn’t you be reading something more challenging?”

why do you hate fun

i remember a time when a guy tipped his head to the side, squint his eyes and say, “is your reading level really that low to be reading something like that?” It was a standard YA novel. I was probably 17/18 at the time. jesus fucking christ.

I think there’s definitely merit in challenging yourself and reading outside your comfort zone, but there’s also??? having fun??? and enjoying yourself???

  • every girl on bad girls club: i'm just like... trying to change and like improve myself honestly i want to control my anger!! and be a better person!!! that's what i want to learn from this
  • also every girl on bad girls club: if a girl threaten you you gotta pop off!! this bitch weak if she don't fight!!! she need to go home! fuck what i said about changing nvm
Deadpool Starter Sentences
  • "I need help! And a pony!”
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long"
  • "Do you know how they say cancer in Spanish ?"
  • “Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke.”
  • “It reeks like old lady pants in here.”
  • "Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness"
  • "Cue the music"
  • "A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”
  • "I look like a testicle with teeth."
  • "Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"
  • “You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girls. You just need one woman to bring out the superhero in you.”
  • "Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"
  • "Shit, did I leave the stove on?"
  • “You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
  • “I was just memorizing her face, thinking it might be the last time I see it.”
  • “My common sense is tingling.”
  • “If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.”
  • "Look-- I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm all about long sullen silence, followed by mean comments, followed by long sullen silence"
  • “Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?”
  • “You look like your an avocado that had sex with an older avocado but it was like hate sex.”
  • "I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them."
  • "Why, hello gorgeous"
  • “Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”
  • "I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
  • "All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"
  • “She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. Although I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman.”
  • "One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."
  • "I think you'd agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way"
  • "His name is Francis, he got his name from a soap dish"
  • "Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, your whole world will taste like daffodil daydream"
  • "I never said this but don't swallow"
  • "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy in a fucking kebab"
  • "I gotta take you back long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex"

anonymous asked:

I have a Libra IC, which I've heard that means you grew up in a balanced/perfect household.. but it's actually the opposite.. there was always a lot of fighting and pain when I grew up (which I think has a lot to do with my Chiron in Scorpio in the 4th), so I've been trying to see how the libra IC could play into all of this, and the only thing I can see is that maybe my parents expected me to be perfect in everything? & maybe that's why I'm super ambitious as an adult (hence aries midheaven)?

Okay well first of all, Libra IC does not mean a perfect, balanced childhood. Honestly, a Libra IC is quite far from that. However, that’s what your childhood aimed for, which can lead to a lot of struggles in your childhood. There were high expectations: You were expected to be social, peaceful, and pretty. In that sense, people with a Libra IC were given such unrealistic expectations to where they kinda lose a sense of who they are, trying to achieve those expectations. Libra also has a polarizing lazy/hard-working vibe since it’s ruled by Venus but exalted in Saturn. You may have had to work hard, but you had no direction in that work. That’s where your Aries MC comes in, so yes, it’d show how ambitious you are… but it’ll also show how ambitious you are with a sense of direction, and this sense of direction is usually to find your sense of self through the things you do in the world.

anonymous asked:

I think the writers don't know what to do with Malec. The formula of "Alec fucks up, they argue, they have a 40 second scene making up at the end of the episode" is so fucking tiring at this point. Also the "arguing every now and then is healthy!" isn't exactly as true when it's literally happening every other day. With the amount of times Alec has hurt Magnus this season, I'm starting to wonder why Magnus ISN'T breaking up with him and I'm not sure if that's what the writers are aiming for?

I have quite a few similar asks regarding this issue, so I am going to answer this.

The important thing here is, Alec is “mistake-prone” as Matt said but Alec is trying and learning. You can’t forget about that. He was, after all, raised as a shadowhunter who always believe that the shadowhunters are the better, more in control race (to put it simply here) than the downworlders. Alec is slowly unlearning but it takes time and therefore, he will make mistakes on his way. He will fuck up. He will choose the wrong direction. Which is only natural.

And about that argument from the trailer: First of all, we don’t know the actual context here. We assume though that Alec didn’t tell Magnus straight away about the knowledge that the soul sword has not been destroyed. Of course Magnus is angry about that. That soul sword decimated like a whole bunch of the downworlders already in 2x10 and when activated again, it can destroy the whole downworld. Not to mention that it is a trust issue, especially since they stated in the cabinet meeting “full transparency”. Yet, Alec is still a shadowhunters and now also the acting head of the institute. Like, he is kinda in the middle of all this and actually, he can only lose whatever he chooses in the end. If he tells Magnus about the sword, what will happen? Will the accords break that the shadowhunters are trying to “protect” here to keep the peace as they are trying to tell themselves? But when he doesn’t tell Magnus, it will be a major trust issue standing between him as I mentioned. Besides, he already kinda went “behind the clave” when not reporting Luke to them. So, to say that the situation is complicated and highly political doesn’t even come close here.

So one could now argue that all they do is fight but… just because they have “fights” doesn’t mean they don’t have happy moments off screen or are actually unhappy in this relationship. As I said, they are both leaders, not just boyfriends, they have a lot on their plates, especially with being on different “sides” here. So it is only natural that they will have arguments from time to time. I mean, personally, I think that this relationship could be at the end of the day, the one that maybe puts shadowhunters and downworlders on one table, getting rid of the rift between those two “groups”. 

And yes, even if Alec is slowly learning and all, Magnus still trust him and Alec trusts Magnus (2x13). Not to mention… “I am all for effort”. They are both way too deep into this to just throw it all away when there is some trouble at the horizon. Which is a sign that no matter what will get in their way, with trust and talking about things, they will get through this and it will make them so much stronger in the end to face everything! And honestly? I cannot wait to see this continue to happen….

anonymous asked:

Okay, full tinhat, reach & headcanon time, but... Harry's tweet. The thing is, he is NOT always available. He was ghost from social media last year & he's still not interacting w fans. And that's okay! I missed him when he was gone but he had every right to be. As a current tactic it's curious but I'm not that bothered. You know what it could be though? Who it could be aimed at, & would be accurate? "I am always available" as in "I'm always here for you. Love you. H." Louis, his sweet creature.

Originally posted by pennytlr

NaMiZa Drabble - Strawberry "Cake"
  • Erza: -___- Mira. Why in the world... did you give me damn blueberry cake?
  • Mira: Oh, did you not like it?
  • Erza: You KNOW nothing could ever come close to the food of the gods that is strawberry cake!!!
  • Mira: Could've fooled me~. You seem to favor Blueberries more.
  • Erza: >__< More importantly, why did it taste like the blueberries were burnt?
  • Mira: 'Cause Natsu made it, and he was just a little enthusiastic~. He wanted to help me out in the kitchen. **After watching my skirt ride up all morning~... I AM wearing a thong underneath~** ^___^
  • Erza: o.o Natsu... can bake a cake...?
  • Mira: Not very well, apparently~.
  • Erza: *puffs out cheeks* That's because it was BLUEBERRIES...! I want to taste Natsu-
  • Mira: Oh, I bet you do. ^___^
  • Erza: *cheeks flare up* YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! I want to taste Natsu's strawberry-
  • Mira: Mmhm~. I know I got a taste, and it was saaalty~.
  • Erza: *blush is out of control, and her glare could melt boulders* You did WHAT?!
  • Mira: We kept ourselves "busy" while the cake was in the oven... and I guess you could say, I aimed for Natsu to have something baking in MY oven, too~. He's so ROUGH when you work him up~ ^______^
  • Erza: Nakagami Armor...!
  • Mira: Now, now~. I'm sure Natsu would be glad to make you a cake, too. And I do mean *you*. Just imagine what he could do if he caked you in strawberries and cream~... What he'd have to do to "clean you up"... Mmmmm~ *licks lips hungrily*
  • Erza: 0.0 *opens and closes mouth in a futile effort to refute Mira's innuendo, but the words die in her throat... and she's shut up for at least an hour*
  • Natsu: *walks out from the kitchen, vestless* What's wrong with Erza...?
  • Mira: Er-chan knows what she wants~... Turns out she doesn't like blueberries much at all. She's more of a strawberry girl. Not that I blame her. ^___^
  • Natsu: *leans over her shoulder and starts trailing kisses up her neck aggressively* Well, it's kinda up to you if you want to "share" me~...
  • Mira: I kinda don't like sharing. Especially not my dessert~. *feels him grope her breasts* Somebody's up for Round... ooh, what were we at? Round five, maybe? ^_____^
  • Natsu: I lost count, 'cause MY dessert tasted super sweet and *I* can't get enough~.
  • Erza: *snaps out of her fantasies* NATSU! What are you doing to Mira?! >__<
  • Mira: You're welcome to join us in the kitchen and find out~. I made sure to stock up on strawberries and cream, in case you were... INTERESTED. *guides the Dragon Slayer with a mischievous grin on her lips*
  • Erza: 0.0 *gets up and robotically follows them*
  • Lucy: Great. Now there's three of 'em. >__>
  • Gray: "Do fairies have tails?" I guess they do. Flamebrain's gettin' 'em. :P
  • Shanks: Whitebeard... I've gone through many battles and suffered various wounds, but what aches now is this one...!!! This isn't a wound from the adventure nor did I get it from Hawkeye... your man, Blackbeard Teach, was the one who inflicted this wound...!!! And it's not like I was careless or anything. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here, Whitebeard!? He's been waiting for a chance... he didn't take the position of a captain or made himself known. All this time, he's been hiding in the shadow of the famous Whitebeard!!! And now he's gained power and started to take action. In the end, he'll be aiming for the top with his own will! He'll eventually take over your position, too.
  • Whitebeard: What do you want me to do? That's what you came here for, right?
  • Shanks: Please, stop Ace!!! Despite his youth, he's entrusted to Captain of the Second Division of your crew. Ace is strong...!!! I know that very well. But that fame and trust complicate things. It's not yet time for them to face each other!!! Leave Blackbeard Teach alone! That's the only wish I have.
  • Whitebeard: Gurarara! I sniveling kid like you dare to say such things. His crime... is something that's highly forbidden on a pirate ship. He killed a nakama! Thus violating the ultimate law. I treat any idiot I let on my ship like my own son. Now, where would the soul of my murdered son go...!!? You can't live in this world without humanity and justice. It's my responsibility to give that stupid Teach a lesson about that...!!! Do you understand, fool? You're 100 years too early to order me around.
  • Shanks: Then nobody will be able to stop this era of recklessness!!!
  • Whitebeard: I have nothing to fear!!! I am the Whitebeard!!!

macchapstick  asked:

If we took a shot every time JL calls [director!] a genius, we'd stay drunk enough to forget every time she also calls [deplorablemovie!] "feminist." That this degrade-fest was made during this era of emboldened backlash against women, and released during this presidency, makes it deplorable in the same way that HRC used the word. Maybe that's why I'm seething about it, and - tbh - JL's ignorance at how damaging it is. #alwayslovedJL #nowfurious #irrationalIknow #sigh

It is infuriating. And pointless. This movie’s sole aim was to shock and provoke. And it failed in trying to convey some kind of environmental message because that’s not what this movie is really about no matter how hard Darren and Jen and Paramount try to spin this.

As for Jen, she’s not ignorant. She knows full well this isn’t a feminist movie. She knows it’s terrible and insulting and deplorable. That’s why she said she told her parents not to go. I’m sure Darren was apoplectic when he heard that and made her change her tune. She’s selling a movie and she’s doing what’s expected of her. Doesn’t make it right. Doesn’t mean she is not as much to blame as Darren in getting this pretentious crap made. Doesn’t mean I’m not deeply disappointed in her. But here we are. And where Jen goes next is going to say a lot about who she is as a person and what image she wants to take on if she chooses to remain a public figure.

Kill Your Darlings (2013 Movie): Sentence Starters
  • "Some things, once you've loved them, become yours forever."
  • "They become part of who you are."
  • "That was beautiful, kid."
  • "Be careful, you are not in Wonderland."
  • "I've heard the strange madness long growing in your soul, in your isolation but you fortunate in your ignorance."
  • "You who have suffered find where love hides, give, share, lose, lest we die unbloomed."
  • "You wrote that?"
  • "You asked me to."
  • "Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken."
  • "But with death comes rebirth."
  • "And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet."
  • "First thought, best thought."
  • "I was a kid, and you dragged me into your perverted mess."
  • "How can you say that?"
  • "You know that's not true."
  • "I will never give up on us."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "It's brilliant, no?"
  • "It's missing some periods and commas."
  • "It's better than anything you've ever written."
  • "I use periods and commas."
  • "Fuck you! You're a phony."
  • "You said I was everything to you. You are everything to me. Everything to me, do you hear me?"
  • "You got what you wanted."
  • You were ordinary, just like any other freshman and I made your life extraordinary."
  • "Go be you, now all by yourself."
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "You don't mean... you don't mean that."
  • "Or they destroy you."
  • "You can't show this to anyone."
  • "You weren’t even there. It’s your truth. It’s fiction."
  • "Then tell the truth."
  • "You wanted him gone too. You sent him to me."
  • "Please. You'll kill me with that."
  • "You’ve got to get me out of here."
  • "Don’t ever leave me."
  • "Were you even going to tell me you applied?!"
  • "It was a dream anyway."
  • "Let's hear a bit, shall we?"
  • "Alert the press!"
  • "There can be no creation before imitation."
  • "Finally. An oasis in this wasteland."
  • "Only the most anti-social have to go to an event actually called one."
  • "You drink in your room?!"
  • "I love first times. I want my whole life to be composed of them. Life is only interesting if life is wide."
  • "To Walt Whitman, you dirty bastard."
  • "Are you a writer? Because I’ve got a job for a writer."
  • "You're not anything yet."
  • "He’s not home. He left."
  • "You make me too smart, they’re gonna suspect something’s up."
  • "There's more life in those five pages than in the dozens of bad sonnets we've read in class."
  • "I was wrong. Maybe you're not up for this after all."
  • "It's complicated."
  • "I love complicated."
  • "He is a goddamn fruit who won't let me go."
  • "Then let’s get rid of him."
  • "Right now, I just need you to write us something beautiful."
  • "The Germans call it the “wonder drug.”"
  • "You're not allowed to be here."
  • "That's odd since I'm the only thing keeping him here."
  • "What are you, moving in?"
  • "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • "If you’re going to stay, don’t hog the blanket."
  • "The damn cat!"
  • "Both of you! Quiet!"
  • "I was aiming for stew."
  • "What do you want me to do? Eat shoe leather? I'm hungry and what you do in the kitchen is unholy."
  • "You thought my novel was shit?"
  • "I’m not even sure why I bothered to come back."
  • "Fuck you. What does that even mean?!"
  • "I think I just puked on the inside."
  • "I'd be lost without you."
  • "I was going to die there."
  • "We’re going to say it was an “honor slaying”."
  • "Please don't leave me here."
  • "Let’s get out of the city. Anywhere you want. I’ve saved up."
  • "You needed him as much as he needed you."
  • "He'll be with you in a minute. Please, have a seat."
  • "How did you expect us to react to this?"
  • "It is smutty and absurd."
  • "But you finished it."

telanovella  asked:

I have a question. This isn't BTS related but it's inspired by it. I'm planning on going overseas for a trip but I want a travel backpack that's fashionable. I've seen Jimin and Tae carry around certain black backpacks that are cute but I can't find one reasonably priced, but not too cheap looking. I'm aiming for $$ range. Any suggestions? My wardrobe for this trip is primarily black, white, and olive colors with jeans.

telanovella asked : I’ve looked at like Dakine and that Ted Baker post and some other smaller brands on Amazon but idk, what do you think?            

I can only recommend you something based on visuals and online reviews since i don’t actually own any of these bags, hope that’s ok with you. Also I don’t know  what sized backpacks you’re looking for but these are the ones I personally like. If this is not what you were looking for (something bigger for example, send me another ask and I’ll try to help you ^^)
When looking for a backpack/bag to use when traveling  I feel like you should go the safe route (when it comes to color) and choose either black or another dark color. Most travel backpacks don’t really look …..cute (Just my personal opinion) but ofc the main point is that they’re practical. so I looked for normal backpacks that might also be good for traveling.

  • I think leather(faux) always makes thing look a bit fancier (x) this one is in all black so you don’t have to worry about it matching.
  • This one is more practical for traveling but still looks good. Also in a dark color , this one has  beige straps (x) (this one is in a similar design but a bit bigger)
  • Probably not exactly what you’re looking for (not as practical) but just in case, if you’re not planning on carrying a large number of things with you all the time, I personally like this one (x)
  • All black, this one reminds me of Taehyung’s Balenciaga backpack , just a bit (x)
  • This might be a bit biased lol becuse I love puma but they have some really nice reasonably priced backpacks (x)
  • This one is in a olive color (x)

anonymous asked:

hi ally! do you have any tips on building an audience for ur art? i just started posting art on tumblr as of last year and it seems really hard for it to get out there. i thought id ask you since i love your art and youre so friendly ;w; thank you!!!!

to me it’s the key is the creativity/originality in your content. (personal opinion!) artists with a great style can stand out, but artists with engaging content (like comics, AUs, comedy gags) are very memorable and people will follow you to keep being updated on such things!

in general, things us fans can’t get in canon?

it’s also fun to keep track on trending memes and videos that you can make use of to parody/refer to to create virality!

lastly, build up on your character! let people know that you’re hospitable and open for conversation, possibly flaunt your sense of humour? ramble your thoughts about the newest episode?

be honest & relatable and reach out to befriend fellow content producers to support each other & build friendships! (Twitter is the best platform for this to happen)

anonymous asked:

I'm aiming to become a storyboard artist, well that's what I've decided ever since I've taken my storyboarding module. But I've just started out, so do you have any tips on doing storyboarding?? I never know which shot to use!

Hey! You should check out this tumblr : http://storytellingisthekey.tumblr.com/archive
I try to reblog/post there things I find helpful and interesting regarding storyboarding and cinema.

 If you know what your story is about, you’ll probably find “the right shots” after some explorations.
It’s more about what you need to show for the story than stylistic effects. From a strictly technical point of view for example, if you have an action that involves only the upper body there’s no use to show the whole body. If what you need to show is small, you should use some kind of close up to help that thing to read.
I found Hat Lierberman’s notes very helpful regarding this kind of things :
http://kn8ian.blogspot.dk/2010/11/stuff-ive-learned-about-storyboarding_18.html

Then you have the point of view, who is telling the story.
I tended to forget that a lot in my first boards and it looks very flat/descriptive.
By using your shots wisely you can make the viewer relate more to a specific character. And this concerns more than POV shots and over the shoulder shots :) 
It will also help you have a clear vision of how you need to tell your story.

If you have many characters, it can be important to know who’s in power if relevant. You can show that through composition (e.g. stable/unstable, upshots and downshots), staging, through who’s leading the camera when they move, etc.

Knowing who is telling the story, how that character feels (if it’s a character), what you want the audience to feel is necessary to board a scene.

Practice and film study are my best advices ! 

Sibling's Spat
  • Naturally there are just some things kids can't avoid when they have siblings, and that's the ocassional squabble. ^^;
  • Saitama: I'm home~
  • Genos: Welcome home, Sensei.
  • Mini Genos': Welcome home~
  • -Notices something's amiss as he notices Ichii and Roku sulking on opposite sides of the room, looking as though they were trying their hardest to avoid the presence of the other.-
  • Saitama: Uhm, what happened here?
  • Genos: It seems these two had gotten into a fight earlier.
  • Saitama: What about?
  • Genos: [-Genos pulls up a half burnt notebook.-] While we were at the park Ichii was jotting down some notes and Roku was practicing his aim when he'd accidentally caused a fireball to ricochet off a statue and burn up half of Ichii's notebook when he wasn't looking.
  • Saitama: Ugh, sounds like a mess.
  • Genos: It was. They were causing quite the scene to the point the Association would have been involved. Thankfully I managed to put their match to a halt and cleared things up before that could be decided.
  • Saitama: Judging by the look of things, neither has given in, huh?
  • Genos: No, and I'm afraid they won't make up any time soon since they're both particularly stubborn.
  • -Saitama sighs as he scratches the back of his head.-
  • Saitama: Alright, alright. I'll try and see what I can do.
  • -Not even bothering to make this a one on one session since he didn't want to miss out on coupon sales later, he grabbed the two by the scuff of their shirts like two lion cubs in each hand and had them sit side by side in front of him...despite the fact they were sulking even more.-
  • Saitama: Look, I heard everything from your Mom, so I've basically got the gist of things. And while I should probably just let this all pan out naturally, I honestly feel like it'd be just as much a pain in my ass to leave it alone.
  • -They both listen to him carefully despite being upset with each other.-
  • Saitama: Ichii, you know that what Roku did was an accident. He didn't have any ill-intent when he burned your notebook; it was just bad timing that his fireball had ricocheted off that statue and burned your notes. And at any rate, you can always just rewrite some new ones as long as you remember what you were supposed to write.
  • And Roku, knowing you you probably didn't apologize and just brushed it off like it was no big deal. You know it's not cool to ruin another person's stuff without saying sorry, especially if you didn't mean for it to happen. I should know, I do it a lot to your Uncle King's stuff...
  • Genos: (That's not exactly the best example, Sensei...;; )
  • Saitama: It's fine for you two to be angry and all, I won't hold it against you to feel what you naturally feel. But just remember it's not worth letting something small mess up your relationship with each other. I honestly never was lucky enough to had siblings growing up, let alone friends, so it's better if you try and fix this so that you don't regret it later.
  • -They both look down meekly as Saitama pretty much spelled out how foolish their fight was, nervously looking at each other. Roku was the first to stand up, and walked over to Ichii as he squirmed uncomfortably while averting his eyes.-
  • Roku: ...S...Sorry...for burning your notebook....
  • Ichi: ...M...Me too...I'm sorry I got mad at you like that...
  • -Saitama smiles as he got up from the couch and pat the two on teh head.-
  • Saitama: Good. Since you two were able to bury the hatchet, what d'ya say we go to the market to celebrate your peacemaking.
  • -They both smile and nod as both clamored onto his back to ride-
  • Saitama: H-Hey, come on. One of you has to walk at least...[-they giggle as one swings off his arm as he struggled to walk, feeling a lot better after his help-]
  • Genos: Even when off duty he always seems to help people out.
How I imagine that TFA S4 Cosmo episode going
  • Cosmo: OOF! OUGH! OW!
  • [[CRASH LANDS onto the set of a Sci-Fi movie. Everyone is at lunch.]]
  • Cosmo: WOOOO, that could have been a better landing...
  • Cosmo: Wait a minute.
  • [[Looks at cameras.]]
  • Cosmo: Oddly miniscule mechanisms?
  • [[Looks at flying saucers.]]
  • Cosmo: Tiny vehicles?
  • [[Pokes a dresser full of makeup which poofs a cloud of the substance.]]
  • Cosmo: Ack! Pbbth! Strange mineral composites?!?
  • Cosmo: ... Why did I come here again?
  • Cosmo: ...Eh! I'm sure it'll come to me. Now let's see...
  • [[Eyes all the vehicle options. Golf cart, mo-ped, bus.]]
  • Cosmo: Too tiny, too tiny... [WHISTLES] too massive!
  • [[Spots the spacecraft set piece]]
  • Cosmo: [GASP] It's... perfect!
  • [[He scans it]]
  • Cosmo: Aha! Now I can check "getting acclimated to one's environment" off my... list?
  • [[Starts rummaging through crash site]]
  • Cosmo: Ergh, I know that datapad landed around here somewhere...!
  • [[Sees director's watchdown screen replaying the day's filming.]]
  • Cosmo: Ahh, there you are!
  • [[Rips screen from console, it glitches and continues playing on a loop.]]
  • Screen: [saying garbled message]
  • Cosmo: Now YOU can tell me what my mission is!
  • Screen: Take over the planet! [KRSSHT] Take over the planet! [KRSSHT] Take--
  • Cosmo: Got it!
  • Cosmo & Screen: TAKE OVER THE PLANET!
  • [[Screen keeps going.]]
  • Cosmo: ... How am I gonna do that?
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  • [[LATER, after the cops are called]]
  • Cosmo: OOOO, flee from me small organic lifeforms, for I have claimed this planet in the NAME OF CYBERTRON!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] Alright tough guy, thanks a lot for the show-- BUT YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC!! So how's about you wrap this up and go home already.
  • Cosmo: Haha! Silly organic! This IS my new home!
  • Captain Fanzone: Riiiight.
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] Just... go back to your team at the warehouse.
  • Cosmo: [Blinks] Team? But I came here by myself!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] What?
  • Cosmo: Yeah! And I come in peace! No, wait, not that, I mean... THE OPPOSITE OF PEACE! This is a hostile take-over!
  • [[Cosmo starts making "pew pew" noises.]]
  • Optimus (from Fanzone's walkie): Captain, my team is all here and accounted for. No one's out taking a joyride...
  • Captain Fanzone: NEVER MIND THAT! Right now I'm by the studios looking at some alien machine guy that's destroying property and declaring war! He says he's not one of you! So hurry up and get your team down here and deal with it! I swear if it's another one of those Megatrons...
  • Optimus (from Fanzone's walkie): We're on our way, Sir!
  • Captain Fanzone: And we'll do what we can until you get here... Aim your weapons everyone!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] ALRIGHT, YOU DECEPTICON SCUM! You may THINK you're here to take over our planet, but we HUMANS won't roll over so easily!
  • Cosmo: Hm? But I'm not a--
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] FIRE!!!
  • Cosmo: WAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
  • [[Cosmo runs and dodges the blasts, ducking behind a building.]]