but that's like saying stop breathing

not to be the guy thats salty about Literally Everyhting but i just wanted to say like

its rich seeing most antishippers be like “youre shipping x with their friend thats disgusting theyre REAL PEOPLE stop SEXUALIZING AND OBJECTIFYING THEM FOR SHIPS” 

and then, in that very same breath they'll make posts like “UNF UNF (X) IS SO HOT UNF DADDY I WANT HIM TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT HIM TO SNAP MY NECK I WANT HIM TO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BIG STRONG ARMS I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOO BAD MASTER DADDY UUUNN YAAAAA”

like, as if thousands of posts about teenage girls wanting you to sit on their faces and murder them or choke them or gag them with you dick is somehow WAY LESS CREEPY than being shipped with a male friend. like having a person talk about how much they PERSONALLY WANT TO FUCK YOU AND WHAT THEYD DO TO YOU IF THEY GOT THE CHANCE TO FUCK YOU (ALL POSTS BEING MADE WITHOUT ANY PRIOR CONCENT FROM THE PERSON YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT) is somehow WWWAAAAY less creepy and puts you on a moral pedestal 

thats still sexualizing and objecting that person, thats still creepy behavior, shut the fuck up, you fucking hypocrites. 

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'Stressed out' Part 3 Nate Maloley Au

“Yes Nate, you can unzip me” i turn around and give him access to my back.

His hands come up and grip my arms lightly. He starts massaging by my biceps and slowly moves to the base of my neck and i visibly relax under his hands.

“Your too tense lil mama, you really need to relax.” he whispers in my ear and his hot breath on my neck sends shivers down my spine as he kisses the spot behind my ear.

His hand stops massaging and i wine his name like a toddler. He chuckles and says “dont worry baby, this isn’t the end.” his smirk is evident on his face.

He starts to unzip my dress and i realize he hasn’t even rolled my joint yet. “Wernt you supposed to be rolling me something?” i ask him with a playful attitude.

“Ah yes! I am getting to that. Thats why it didnt take me so long to come back. You see everytime i roll when the squad is over you always stare at me and lick your lips. I dont even think you realize you do it but i thought i would give you a little treat and roll in front of you.” he has a big grin on his face and i realise he just getting a ego boost as i just stand here in my bra and thong looking at him stunned.

I watch him when he rolls, thats true. Its how I’ve become so good. Ive goten all my tips and tricks from watching him roll. But do i really lick my lips? At this point it wouldn’t surprise me. I’ve wanted to fuck him since the day i met him in the club, but i would never give him the satisfaction of knowing that.

I turn around in front of him and instruct him to unclasp my bra and he does. I walk toward the tub with my back still towards him and shimmy out of my thong sexually before sinking down into the hot water. I sit back against the back of the tub and look at Nate and laugh because he looks like he just saw a ghost.

“Stop staring at me and roll my joint so you can get in with me.” i tell him as i lean back in the water till only my head is out.

Nate turns around and proceeds to roll. I don’t watch him as much as i normally would because the jets and the hot water have me hypnotized.

After a few minutes of daydreaming Nate is calling my name to get my attention. “Don’t fall asleep on me baby, sit up.” he says and taps my shoulder. I do as he says and he pulls the towel from around his waist and slips in the tub behind me. I stay facing forward hiding the blush on my checks.

Nate pulls me back into his chest and i lay my head back on his shoulder and look up at him. He really is beautiful.

He places the joint in my mouth and holds up a lighter. “Inhale.” he instructs as he puts the flame to it.

I take my first hit too big and i cough, Nate patting my back to sooth me. I catch my breath and take another hit. Having more control over this one i do a French inhale and pass it to Nate. “That was hot lil mama but mine is better.” he says and does a French inhale. I watch him closely as he does a few more smoke tricks and passes it back to me.

We continue like this for a few more minutes trying to see who can do better tricks and of course Nate wins because he has lungs of steal. His arms are wrapped tightly around my waist and i am leaning back in his chest. We are both laughing at a stupid joke that i said.

Nate sets the joint in the ashtray putting it out as he does. “I think you’ve had enough of that. Your jokes are horrible.” he says laughing at me.

“So y/n tell me what possessed you to seduce me tonight.?” he asked me, bringing his hands up to my neck massaging like he was before. His hands distract me and i forget he even asked me a question.

“Are you going to answer my question?” he brings his hands down and places them flat on my stomach dragging them to my sides and squeezing gently. The feeling goes straight to my core and i squeeze my thighs together.

“I think its more like you are seducing me Maloley.”

“Maybe i am but you started it may i say.”

He continues messaging my sides and theigs, placing small kisses on my shoulder as he does. Distracting me once again i remember his question from earlier. Gaining some confidence i answer it.

“Im tired of sleeping with guys who don’t even care if i finish or not. I remember you once told me if i needed someone who could satisfy me to call you and well i did.” i tell him

Nate grabs my knees and spreads my legs. He pulls his legs up so i cant move mine. He kisses the spot behind my ear and says. “Let me show you how a real man can make you feel.”

The hot water hits my core and i shiver from the intense feeling. Nates hand come up to cup my breast and he rolls my nipples between his fingers. My head falls back against his chest i moan loudly. Finally getting some sort of relief.

He continues his assault on my nipples with one hand and brings the other slowly down my body to my center. He circles me with his finger. Ignoring the spot i need him to pay attention to the most.

When his rough fingers come in contact with my clit and rub harshly it doesn’t take Nate long to have me shaking under his touch.

“Are you gonna cum baby?” Nate breaths in my ear not once stoping the pleasure on my clit. “Yes Nate!” i moan loudly and just as im about to cum his hand is removed and my orgasm is ruined.


Cliff hanger😏
Part 4 up next. Sorry its so long lol

part 4 http://maloleyxkush.tumblr.com/post/140731936895/stressed-out-part-4-nate-maloley-au

okay but a hetalia human au in which Arthur and Alfred met because they have a few classes together or whatever but they aren’t like friends or anything yet because Arthur’s only been at the school like a month maybe but Arthur’s out as gay to everyone so Alfred knows and anyway he’s walking past Alfred talking to idk Kiku or someone in the hallway and Alfred starts cracking up at something the dude says and then between breaths and laughing he’s like “haha, dude, that’s /gay/” and so Arthur stops in front of Alfred and proceeds to SCREAM at him for like ten minutes like “YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HEAR THAT AND THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY” etc. and when he’s done Alfred just blinks and then goes “Dude, /I’m gay/.” And points to an approaching Francis. “That’s my boyfriend.” And Fran waves at Arthur and is unaware of what he just walked into and just goes up to his boyfriend and gives him a kiss and Arthur’s so embarrassed he has no words and is literally firetruck red from head to toe and just turns around and leaves and Alfred just snorts

I try soo hard to be kind with Kwon Soo Ah and try to understand her situation but she just makes it SO HARD for me to have mercy on her. I mean I didn’t like her before but in this episode she made me SO MAD that I am not kidding when I say I paused the thing to take deep breaths because I was about to punch my screen

Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing, you’re a writer. Write like you’re a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and there’s no chance for a pardon. Write like you’re clinging to the edge of a cliff, white knuckles, on your last breath, and you’ve got just one last thing to say, like you’re a bird flying over us and you can see everything, and please, for God’s sake, tell us something that will save us from ourselves. Take a deep breath and tell us your deepest, darkest secret, so we can wipe our brow and know that we’re not alone. Write like you have a message from the king. Or don’t. Who knows, maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who doesn’t have to.
—  Alan Watts