but that's kinda what made it so funny so

sillylittlestoryteller  asked:

2/2 "So what's your plant then?" Dan asked. Phil scratched his head. "Well, uhm... that's kinda.. funny.." "What?" Dan's eyes twinkled with curiosity. "Mine never really... grew up?" Phil made it sound like a question. "The first leaflets sprouted, but it kinda stopped growing there." Dan grinned. "So I guess you could say you're a... late-bloomer?" "Oh, shut up." Phil shoved a grinning Dan to hide his own smile.

Oooooh interesting! And then it could bloom into a sunflower when he learns to love Dan~ HC accepted!

I’m making this a series of some short now, I guess xD. Another small doodle (this one slightly bigger) of Gajeel. I really enjoy making these tiny colourless portraits, it’s pretty relaxing, especially during finals season. It kinda takes the stress out. I may do some more, they’re pretty fun^^

this is one of those moments where i am actually kind of glad his nickname is bread. its perfect for this absolute bullshit. 

So Haise is currently sleeping right? What if the roles are reversed now and it’s not Chibishiro, but Haise who haunts Kaneki  (in his dreams etc.) ..  so kinda like this:

Haise: Eto said she wants to make you her child right? And she’s wearing bandages right? …you know…She’s kinda your mummy (x).

Black Reaper:  Haise can you please shut up? You’re not funny

Haise: Sigh…you’re right. I’m not funny. I…

Black Reaper:  ?

Haise: I’m punny.

Black Reaper:  I SAID GOODNIGHT HAISE

anonymous asked:

Had an old man ask me if I liked chicken today. Cautiously said yes unsure of where this was going, so he kinda held out his arm and said "so grab a wing and let's go!" That's the first time I've ever heard that one and I actually laughed at a joke made by a customer today, it was almost weird. Like what customer actually makes funny jokes?

ergoish  asked:

ok but what i don't understand is why lavernius is a 'weird' name and is made out be Funny and 'weird' in fic whereas the worst dick simmons ever gets is lol dickjokes. like i mean lavernius is a bit of an unusual name (google search results for it always come up with lavernius tucker on the rvb wiki) but so what? like. it's actually a cool name i mean i get that's moreso preference but is there some sort of underlying discrimination involved here or what?

I have no idea tbh.  It bothers me SO MUCH, because besides the fact that it’s kinda racist to take the one black character’s name and make fun of it in fics, it’s completely out of character???  

I would love someone to look me in the eye and try and tell me Lavernius Tucker would be ashamed of his name.  The paragon of self confidence (the last season doesn’t count, character development and all that) thinking that his name is stupid and weird.  I mean for god’s sake his kid’s name is Junior, that probably means he named him Lavernius as well.  Tucker thinks he’s awesome, he wouldn’t be ashamed of his name when he said it so casually when Church asked him about it, and he didn’t even blink when Wash snapped Lavernius at him.

And I mean, I get that people are often just looking for a way to have him be called Tucker in like AU fics, but there’s plenty of other ways that aren’t just “my name sounds stupid call me Tucker”.  What about their friend group just goes by last names??? I’ve known people that called me by my last name just because.  It just baffles me.

daisyreys  asked:

Hi I just wanted to say that that modern au hiccstrid smut you wrote the other day made me laugh at first because the night before I just randomly started think "hiccstrid. modern au. astrid's parents don't approve of hiccup for whatever reason." and it was funny that that's kinda what happened in that drabble!

Okay so no here’s my thought process for that. 

I’m sitting off to the side at work, thinking to myself. I wanna do like forbidden romance modern Hiccstrid, I say to me, mostly because notkorras professor!hiccup brought back all sorts of student!teacher fantasies I quite often host. But I don’t want to copy her AU. 

SO I’m like hmmmmm what else is taboo and heart-racingly sexy? And after a few moments it hits me, like– PREACHER’S DAUGHTER.

Bam. Footloose AU. Hiccup’s grown up with his mom for seventeen years, but then after accidentally setting fire to something (he was totally just working on inventions), she’s forced to send him to Berk to live with Stoick. The town’s mayor. So he rides in on his motorcycle (the ‘Night Fury’) in his beat up leather jacket, his pet cat Toothless wearing a little kitty helmet in the saddlebag. And the sleepy little town of Berk is instantly wary. 

Reverend Hofferson’s daughter, Astrid, is instantly intrigued. Secret rebel, unbeknownst to her parents, she goes to his workshop/garage to check him out and they totally get caught up in each other’s sarcastic banter. She ends up pulling him into a world of late night shenanigans, alcohol snuck in her bag, and steamy make out sessions in the old abandoned weaponry factory. Whirlwind romance, and the Reverend hates it. 

I call it Loosefoot.

And that’s approximately when I started laughing at my own joke so hard I couldn’t breathe.