but that's going to take like years

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: Ok, but, like...who owned the Potters’ house after they died? Why didn’t it go to Harry? James and his family were wealthy, and the Potters had been well-established in Godric’s Hollow for a long time, so presumably their modest little house was not bank owned or under mortgage. I feel pretty confident that they owned it outright. And there was a war going on, they knew they were targets...there’s no way they didn’t have a will. Why didn’t their house go to Harry? Did the Ministry just, like...take it? Because they wanted it to be held in stasis as a memorial? That's creepy af. But what gave them the legal right? Is it because baby Harry didn’t pay property taxes for a few years, so the Ministry used that as an excuse to claim it? Who was the executor of the Potters’ will? Why didn’t someone take care of that and ensure the house was held in trust for Harry until he came of age? Was it Dumbledore who screwed this up? I bet it was Dumbledore. It's always Dumbledore... And what about all of their belongings??? Harry might not have wanted the house, but you can be pretty damn certain that he would have wanted some of his parents’ things...James’s old quidditch gear, Lily’s jewelry, family recipes, old photo albums...where the hell did everything go?? Is it...is it all still there....? In the house....? Oh god, that's a terrible creepy thought! Is it all just sitting there, in Ministry-owned suspension, while Hagrid has to beg James and Lily’s old school friends to send pictures because 11 year old Harry doesn’t know what his parents looked like??? What the hell is wrong with Wizarding society, and why did everyone treat literal angel child Harry James Potter this way???!!
Patience yields focus.

@vess-hs huhu I’m sorry I couldn’t make your art, please accept my offering of a blushing V gif instead T_T my fingers worked long and hard to make him as cute as possible

It’s going to take quite some time (very long time) before my animations turn neater, but for a first-timer-thing, I’m really proud of this!! His hair gets poofier when he blushes, I don’t know if I want to hug or punch myself HAHAH

also the fact that ELE*NOR C*LDER goes and slaps a phone away from a fan in order to avoid being filmed or photographed cause //privacyyy omggg// after she signed not once but TWICE a PR stunt contract with the sole purpose to get promo and publicity from said fans using phones to report her presence everywhere she goes is so IRONIC 

honestly I remember once my mom told me growing up meant you went through phases. Of course she wasn’t talking about gender or sexuality, she was actually talking to me when dyeing my hair a bright color for the first time but she told me that kids need to be able to go through their phases and have support during them, because some things you wouldn’t expect will be permanent. So you might not be into building robots or play soccer or be goth or identify as something for the rest of your life or even for more than a year and thats fine.


growing up means exploring, and having things shoved off as “its just a phase” is absolutely ridiculous. Even if something is a phase a child’s parents should support them in whatever ways they can and let their child have as many experiences as possible. So please, even if its “just a phase” buy your kid books on the topic they like, take them to museums, let them cut their hair and go to concerts, call them by the pronouns they ask you to and support their identity, make sure they know you always have their back.

Yeah western educational systems suck but one of these days you’re gonna have to take some initiative of your own and educate yourself on shit instead of being a grown ass adult going “they dont teach us this in our schools!!!!”

Like yeah they probably did a shit job explaining world war 2 back in middle school but instead of just going “ahh man I wish my bored, apathetic history teacher would have done a less bad job explaining this to me 9 fucking years ago” and shrugging your shoulders you can access the internet or a book like one of the big kids

Communicating With Deities


How do I communicate with my deity?

How do I know if a deity is trying to reach me?

How can I tell if my deity accepted my offering?

How can I receive messages from my deity?

The topic of communicating with deities is the question I get asked the most so I figured it was time to give it its own post. Especially because this question doesn’t have an easy answer.  It’s not as simple as learning to give an offering or how to devote yourself to a deity. There’s no step by step, made for everyone and every deity, guide to communicating. Its ultimately something you have to figure out yourself, though I can offer some help in ways to go about figuring it out. But first I want to clear some things up about communication with deities. I feel there are a lot of misconceptions that surround it and I also need to explain WHY it’s a topic I can’t give you an easy answer to. So let’s get to that!

  1. Faith- So I’ll admit that the obsession that a lot of people have with communicating with their deities confuses me. When I started I didn’t really think much of the hows of interacting with Aphrodite because I, just like with any other religion, assumed that I had to have faith that Aphrodite was listening. I feel like a lot of people are missing that, like being a Hellenic Polytheist means you have constant, consistent, and direct messages from the gods, but that’s not the case. Faith is still an element and honestly it remains an element even when you have been devoted for years. You’re not always going to get confirmations on things you do or ask, actually most of the time you don’t. You just have to have faith they are there and listening
  2. Tumblr - This point is directly related to the first point. I believe that a lot of the misconceptions of communicating with deities and even the obsession with it has a lot to do with our community here on tumblr. I’m not here to accuse anyone or point any blame. I’m not even saying that people are lying or exaggerating. I just think because of everyone sharing their wonderful experiences it’s creating an image of communicating being a natural part of a devotee’s everyday life with their deity. I mean maybe it is for some, but not all. Honestly, a lot of what you are looking at on tumblr are snapshots of worship. Maybe that devotee received an AMAZING sign or message from their deity but perhaps that was the first one in a few months. The truth is, just like with most aspects of our lives, we like to share the fantastic on social media, so don’t take everything you read as the “normal” or the “standard” of devotion. The truth is there really isn’t one and definitely not one for communicating with deities.
  3. Skills - It’s important to keep in mind that communicating with deities can be seen as a skill. And just like with any skill there are those who are “naturally gifted” and others who have to practice practice practice in order to see any results. This is also a reason why you shouldn’t look to others’ experiences as the way it works for everyone. They could be one of those naturally gifted people who are just born tuned into the god frequency or they could also have been practicing and doing a lot of work to get the point where it’s easier to receive messages. So those of you starting out shouldn’t automatically think you will begin getting signs and messages right away, it most likely will be something you have to work towards.
  4. Deities Communicate Differently - A big reason it’s nearly impossible to say how or if a deity is communicating with you is because they do it in different ways. The way Aphrodite and me communicate may not be the same way she communicates with another devotee. A lot of it depends on the devotee. We each have a way of communicating that we will be more receptive to, whether you know it or not. Your deity might know that and choose to use that form, even if you haven’t exactly figured that out yet (fun, right? lol). A deity also may choose a way to communicate depending on the message they are trying to send you. They could also pick a way simply because they find it amusing and/or ironic (i’m looking at you, Hermes). It’s really hard for someone on the outside to tell you for sure how your deity is going to interact with you specifically. I can’t speak for the gods and I can’t speak on your personal relationship with them. Again, it’s something you have to journey through and find answers to yourself.

Now that the bad news is over with, how about I give you some good news? As I said above, I can give you some advice/tips on ways you can figure out how to communicate with your deity yourself. Remember this is a process, a journey, it’s not a faucet. Doing one of these things isn’t going to automatically start the flowing of messages. Just keep that in mind! Now onto the list!

  • Divination - Probably the most popular form of communication with deities is using some form of divination. There’s A LOT to choose from so do your research and see what calls out to you and give it a try! Some examples are tarot, oracle, runes, pendulum, scrying, bibliomancy, shufflemancy, just to name a few.
  • Meditation - I strongly recommend everyone try meditation because there’s a ton of benefits to it and one of those benefits is connecting with your deities. Not only can you receive messages and signs while mediating, the act itself opens you up to be more receptive in your everyday life!
  • Astral Travel - This is another popular method used to communicate with deities. Many people talk about not only receiving messages from their deities, but also full on interaction with them. Make sure you do your research before attempting it! It also may help to practice meditation first.
  • Dreams - Okay so this is one of the easier ones on the list to do. Basically start recording your dreams and see if you notice anything either popping out at you or that’s repeating. Sometimes your deity may just simple show up like “hey, what’s going on? You dreamin?” but other times they aren’t that obvious (why would they make it easy on us?). Recording your dreams is a great way to notice patterns because sometimes it can take multiple dreams to get a message. This applies to the universe as well. Like it took me a good chunk of my life to realize that when the universe wants me to pay attention it throws an abundance of something in my dream, where I’ll be like “shit thats a lot of elephants!” and then another dream years later “What is with all these fucking spiders!?”. Keeping a dream journal makes it easier to notice things like that. You can also ask your deity to appear in your dreams if you so choose (of course whether they do or not is up to them). Also if you’re into it you can use herbs and stones to better receive messages in your dreams and to remember them when you wake up.
  • Journaling - Anyone who has been a follower of me for awhile can probably tell you that my answer for most things is “Keep a Journal” and they are probably eyerolling me right now, lol! But I really believe in the benefits of journaling because they are abundant! I won’t go into all of them because we are talking about communicating with deities and damn it I WILL stay on topic! Just like recording your dreams, recording your waking life can help you spot patterns and possible signs that you might miss otherwise. If you’re like me and interact a lot with your deity through emotions and feelings, journaling is truly wonderful! You can start making connections between actions and your emotions that could help you better understand your deity. I also recommend doing this even if you choose to do one of the other ideas listed above. Recording your progress and your emotions is great for looking back on and seeing how far you come especially in those moments when you feel like you haven’t done much. So yeah, everyone keep a journal!
  • Open Yourself - So those of you who are witches don’t really need much explanation on this and honestly you might have already started on this one, but for the sake of those who might not know let me explain. There are different ways you can better open yourself up so receiving messages can be easier. Using certain stones, burning certain herbs/incense, using oils, casting spells, doing rituals, etc. There’s a lot you can do to help open yourself up to the universe! And these aid a lot in the techniques above!
  • Talk To Others - I know what you’re thinking “Wait, didn’t you say that looking at what someone else does is part of the problem?” Yes, i did, but it can also be helpful as long as you find the balance! Seeing how other devotees of your deity interact with them can at least give you ideas and a direction to go in. The key is not to compare and to not see their devotion as the “one true way”. Think of it more as a brainstorming session!

I just want to add that this post is my own personal opinion and personal reasons why I feel I can’t answer questions of this topic. I hope this post was helpful to those of you who took the time to read it!

Meme credit goes to my hilarious, wonderful and talented wifey @nerdywitchmomma 

The Signs as Rick and Morty Quotes
  • Aries: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOON MEN!! This isn't a musical number! This is a fucking... operation, we gotta be cool and fucking lay low.
  • Taurus: Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
  • Gemini: Don't be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty! Just do the same thing here and we'll be fine!
  • Cancer: The outside world is our enemy, Morty! We're the only fehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and... Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days! Rick and Morty forever a hundred times! Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. Www.rickandmorty.com. Www.rickandmortyadventures. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com. [closing garage door inside] Www.100timesrickandmorty.com.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing. And away we go!
  • Virgo: Okay. 60 (burp) for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.
  • Libra: Morty, that's such a poor use of my time, it's beneath me. Hand me the screwdriver.
  • Scorpio: Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public, because Grandpa isn't shady.
  • Sagittarius: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
  • Capricorn: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. ...Come watch TV?
  • Aquarius: My new catchphrase is 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!'
  • Pices: Two things I wanna' make clear to EVERYBODY in this room: never betray me, and it's time to go.
BTS Group Chat
  • Jhoe: "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
  • GodOfDestruction: wow. I might go jump off a bridge now
  • Alien: Hyung no!
  • Ig0tyesjams: Not this shit again
  • JungSH00K: My parents left me in a parking lot once..
  • Princess: I said I was sorry!
  • JungSH00K: I was there for hours!! Some guy tried selling me candy!!
  • Jhoe: Aish.. That's why it was so quiet
  • GodOfDestruction: TBH the guy was probably Jimin.. He's been trying to catch you for years
  • JungSH00K: IM NOT SOME POKEMON HYUNG!
  • Godofdestruction: I heard he caught Taemin
  • Ig0tyesjams: Gotta catch 'em all ;)
Musical Fingers (Archie x Reader ) part 2

Part one 

Request; kinda my request are open though

Warnings; smut ,sin , smut , sin and more sin

A/ N : it’s kind of short but oh well . Also gif not mine

Originally posted by bettytail

“I wouldn’t miss out on you and your musical fingers for nothing” I say as he pushes me against the door and I kick off my shoes.

He starts kissing me again this time hard and demanding i kiss back as our mouths fight for dominance. He tries to win by slapping my ass but his trick doesn’t work . He pulls his lips aways letting me breathe as he whispers “jump” .I do as he says and he carries me to bed. Throws me in the mattress and starts kissing my neck sucking , biting licking as small moans escape my mouth. He starts taking off my shirt.

One swift movement and my shirt is laying on the floor. He kisses my neck and keep lowering down until he reaches my breasts. He unclaps my bra with one hand. How does he even manage to do that like that must take years of practice.I’m pulled away from my thoughts as he starts nibbling on my left breast and a couple of moans escape my mouth.

He comes back up and kisses me and thats when I flip us over. Who’s in charge now he watches as I take of his shirt and I see a smirk plastered on his face.I start kissing his neck and go down his stomatch and stop just above his jeans. I take them off slowly and seductively as he groans out in frustration. I can see the bulge through his pants and i know he’s anxious. I manage to slip them out and then straddle him as I rock my hips. He groans again. I lower my self and start kissing down his V line but not taking off his boxers yet. I palm him through his boxers and he lets out a moan.

“Stop teasing babe you know I want this as much as you do ” he says panting.I take of his boxers and put my hand on his cock and beginning moving up and down. I can hear him cussing under his breath and this is what I want. Taking him by surprise .I slip his cock in my mouth and start bobbing my head up and down. He’s moaning loudly and that brings pleasure to my ears. I stop the contact and he whines. And I begging to kitty lick it. He looks down at me and I start batting my eyelashes to seem innocent.

He smirks and I know this turns him on. I slip his cock in my mouth again and begin bobbing my head. This time he grabs my hair guiding me.I keep doing it and I feel him quicken the pace and pulling my hair a little harder. I sense the twitch inside of my mouth and he comes undone. “Be a good girl and swallow” I hear him say.I obey and clean him up.

I go back on top of his hips and he flips us over and starts kissing me roughly.He starts kissing my neck and goes down he takes of my pants and throws them to the side. He teases me throught my panties using his finger and I grow desperate and he sees that.He’s enjoying this. He suddenly takes off my panties and unexpectedly he dives in. His Tounge does wonders down there and I feel my self loosing control moaning screaming.Grabbing onto the thin sheets that cover the bed. I feel myself get close but suddenly there’s lost of contact. I whimper at this and open my eyes to a smirking Archie What a jerk.

Suddenly I feel him towering over me. He has a condom in his hand . I don’t know where it came from but I don’t question it. He slides it on and he slams into me and I feel the pleasure once more. Every stroke feeds my hunger and crave for him. He kisses me and we are both a moaning mess. It feels so good and i can’t think of anything else but the pleasure.As he goes in deeper I grab onto his back and I know I’ll leave scratch marks but it doesn’t matter since we are enjoying it and this will mark my territory.

He starts quickening his pace and I know he’s close and so am I. He slams into me a few more times before we both come in unison.
He falls on top of me and I can hear him panting and I am too. He gets off me and lays next to me.


“ So you like my musical fingers ? ” he says with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.

“ now that I know they do more than play the guitar yes I do ” I say laughing.

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Hey guys here part two thank you so much for asking for it. Lowkey fun to write I feel really dirty right know but oh well I’ll be al right but I have a Reggie smut coming soon * laughs evilly* I just feel like my baby boy Ross doesn’t get enough recognition so yea idk when that’s coming tho so yah gotta wait but requesttt some imagines people

REQUEST ARE OPENNN !!!

Originally posted by juggiesbetts

my future kid: lol naruto accidentally drank rotten milk and he had to go to the bathroom !!!! haha thats so funny 😂

me: yeah it is funny until you realize how miserably sad his situation is, he grew up alone and without any parental figure to even teach him how to recognize that milk COULD spoil. isnt that tragic? like do you have any idea how sad that is? this boy had no one, all he was given was a check every month, he was TWELVE, twelve years old and he had to buy his own groceries and make his own meals and no one was there to teach him how to cook or even take care of him, he was so lonely-

my kid: mom,

MY SISTER STORY

¼/2015

In 1 month you would be turning 17, and i wonder everyday what would that be like, if you would be borrowing my clothes and make up, or if you would still play with dolls as you did when you left me here.

Would you still be funny and sweet as you were?, Never calling me “fat” or things that you know would hurt me.

I miss you, so much its unbereable, like a hole in the middle of my chest. You were my sister, my only sister and I dont have you by my side anymore. And its really unfair. I would give up my life if that would bring you back.

I’m so afraid noone will remember you but me. Thats one of my greatest fears. If people forget how lovely you were and how strong and brave and how willing to go through hell just to live.

I want all people to know about you.

Lucy (Lucia Florencia), was born in February 4th in 1998, when i was six years old, and she was my best friend ever.

She was really funny and loved to play dress up. She usually used Sailor Moon’s suit and put make up on and it was just hillarious.

She really liked when i took pictures of her, she was like my model, i really liked taking pictures of her. She is the cutest thing the world has ever had.

Her hair was long and waivy and dark brown, and her eyes where so bright and charming and obscure at the same time, really misterious.

She played the piano, the violin and had a really good ear and could play lots of songs only by ear, without even know how to read partitures.

She was bright as hell, but really talkative, and sometimes naughty. Once she came back from school (9 years old), and told my dad, “I have one bad new and one good”, my dad said “Tell me the bad first”, “the teacher put me a bad face on my notebook because i punched Anna on the face, she was being really rude”, and my dad said, “and whats the good one” “That Anna is okey, that we are fine, and it was nothing at all, just that”. He could not stop laughing after that.

She was my rock, and I was hers. We loved each other even more other sibbligs do. She was the true face of love.

Her favourite stuffed animal was the racoon you can see in the bed besides her. She was burried with him, his name was “Mapachin”, and he was her fav since she was like 3 years old, when she cut really deep her finger and had to have stitches and mum bought that to her for being so brave.

She got sick in 2008, she was 10, her back started hurting really bad, and after xrays and exams, mum came back crying like I had never seen her, and my world felt appart.

I had to go and tell Lucy she had to go to another city to get her back cured. and she asked me if she would have to take some medicine, and it broke my heart.

She had cancer, a new kind of cancer, in one tumor it had different fenotipes and there was no treatment that cured the whole tumor, so they removed it. It didnt work.

She thought she was cured, my parents never could tell her the truth after that, we were all a reck, really messed up people, we still are. We will always be. Life really took love away from us in such a hurtfull and horrible way its almost impossible to describe.

Whatever doctors said that she might have or experience, happened. Every single bad thing. She had to lie on a bed for 4 months without moving, cause her brain tumor wouldnt let her. Her lungs tumors filled her lungs with water, so she couldnt breath anymore.

After some months of unbeareable sadness and hoping for miracles and praying to every god ever existed. Doctors had to put her in medical coma, because she wouldnt get better. Ever.

And that was it. on June 8th on 2010, my sister died of cancer, in a hospital bed. Her last thing she “said” (she couldnt talk anymore, so she said I LOVE U blinking her eyes really hard), was I love you, to my mum, dad and me.

And I lost everything.

The day after that, was when i saw death itself. My sister, insanely pale and blue-ish in a coffin, and i had months and months of nightmares.

I miss her smell, i miss her voice, and i miss not remembering everything that happened before the illness, because i wasnt really thinking something as destroying as that would happen.

Im just writing my heart here, you cant see my fingers trembling, or the tears running down my face, but i know you can feel them, because i need to tell you all this.

Please think of her, even though you didnt know her. She was my baby sister, and my mate, and my love. And i dont have her anymore and I dont want her to be lost in time and noone knowing who she is.

She couldve been a remarkable piano player, or an actress, or a veterinary,for her love towards animals. But she hadnt the chance to do that.

She didnt have her first kiss

or her first period

or travel to disney world

or be trully in love with someone

and most of the things we enjoy as teens and young adults. She couldnt have them, so please, think of her when u do. Say her name before going to sleep, tell your kids about this amazing girl who lived in Mar del Plata, Argentina and told the kindergarten teacher she wanted to be a Ship captain just like her dad. And how she was not ashamed at all when she asked santa for a HotWeels Car wash instead of a barbie.

I love you, and I hope you think of her.

Eugenia Cecilia Arroyo.

taylorswift

[#84] HOME || 01

Originally posted by jeonwuu

84:『 “the key is under the mat.” 』 

pairing: lee chan x reader insert 

genre: angst, fluff, post apocalyptic!au

word count: 3,920

notes: wowie!! i didn’t expect this to get so long but i rlly liked this req!!! im lowkey thinking abt… continuing it?? & making a fic maybe?? what do u think?? :oo

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Chocobros, Cor, Nyx, Bonus Ravus : How they handle pregnant S/o

Noctis:

- already has someone design the room for the baby
- He literally can’t stay awake,
- when his s/o is asleep he is too
-baby shower is pretty much planned
- he has enough diapers to last an eons
-he’ll cancel a meeting in a minute if she’s not feeling well (which is almost the whole pregnancy)
-she has to tell him to be king first
-towards the tail end he’s terrified of his s/o
- he is a ghost
- a supportive scared of his wife king
- he asks ignis for advice like everyday
- some days Noctis is scared to come home
- when the baby is here he cries, when the baby is 1 year old he cries.
- if its a boy He names the baby after his father and if its a girl he names her after his mother.
- He spoils the hell out of his kids
- hes def the nice one, his wife is more stern…sometimes


Prompto:

he is so nervous
-“I’m gonna be a daddy, this is a thing”
-he’s taken so many pics of his s/o
-he’s done so much research
-so excited and so proud of her
- already planned all the dad jokes
-decorated the baby room in yellow or purple, chocobos or moogles
-the pantry is packed with food
- his s/o wants chocolate covered oranges at 4am he’s already getting it.
- during her mood swings he acts like a humble servant not wanting to incur her wrath
- she constantly apologizes afterwards but he just kisses all over her
-understands she needs personal space
- Baby is born and he becomes a baby too
- he has twins boys, he’s mindblown
-“How did I help create something so beautiful?”
-“I will be the best dad ever, the dad i wish i had”
- He is taking pictures 24 7
- He buys chocobo, moogle, teddy bear onsies
- when babies get older styles the babies hair like his


Ignis:

-this man has read every book there is
-he’s even trying to educate her
-tries to help her maintain a schedule
- is terrified of being father but excited
-terrified of having a girl, because of teenage years
-terrified having a boy for all of the years
- he hardly gets any sleep
- he watches her like a hawk
-everything she needs is within reach
- he already bought a bugout bag for her
- hes arranged for the best doctors and nurses for her
- he coaches her while she’s in labor
- he doesn’t leave her side till the baby is born
- once the baby is born he holds the baby and cries
- he kisses all over her
- he falls asleep with the baby and they all fall asleep her on the bed in hospital
- he stays up late with the baby to rock them to sleep
- plays educational songs at night
- reads so many books to the baby
- he’s excited to watch the baby grow up, but he’s loving just holding them in his arms.


Gladio:
- Hes an emotional wreck
- the shield has her mood swings
- he will be okay one min then crying the next
- she questions who the pregnant one is
- he goes on jogs with his s/o and does cardio too
- he insits on decorating the baby room
- He’s so nervous like will he crush the baby?
- will the baby like him
- He is sad every time he leaves her side
- she tells him its okay he’s the kings shield
- they spend so many hours cuddled up going over baby names
- His sister kidnaps her to go shopping while he’s at work
- she start to go into labor when there out
- His sister calls gladio and they rush to the hospital
- Noctis, gladio, Prompto, ignis all go to the hospital too
- Gladio gets to hold the baby he melts
- smiling crying and laughing
- “i have another sun in my sky”
- He kisses his s/o and rocks the baby to sleep
- at home he almost always has the baby
- she has to ask for the baby….
- It melts her heart to see her two favorite people cuddled together


Cor:
- Cor was kind of against having kids because he feared not being around for them
- The fear of his kids not knowing who there father was because he died in war terrified him
- so the pregnancy was unplanned, his s/o was kinda scared to tell him. So she waited a few months
- 3 months later he finds out because she’s doubled over in the bathroom
- Cor is shocked and at first says nothing
- Then he starts crying
- “I’m gonna be a dad, is that something i deserve?”
- Next thing you know his s/o and him are balling there eyes out
- Cor and his s/o decorate the baby room
- Cor never took days off unless it was an emergency
- not in this case he took off ALOT of days
- He takes her shopping
- when his s/o gets bigger she feels insecure and he looks at her and raises an eyebrow
- “Your my wife, and this is natural.”
- He then wraps his arms around her and gives her tons of kisses
- he stays up at night to make sure she doesn’t want anything
- His s/o wakes up to a sleeping cor in a chair next to her
- he makes breakfast EVERY morning
- He even prepares lunch and dinner too
- Makes sure she stays hydrated
- On the special day he holds it together…
- Until he sees the baby
- He holds her in his arms and promises to give her the world
- “you won’t date till your old enough to beat me.”
- His s/o shakes her head
- later he asks his s/o when they’ll have another baby


Nyx:

- Nyx is during a mission when he starts having really bad cramps in his stomach
- he’s dumbled over in pain
- everybody is worried about him
- When he gets home he realizes why
- “Omgosh your pregnant?”
- He picks up his s/o into the air and twerls her around
- He’s so happy then nervous….
- Is he ready to be a father?
- And he’s a glaive he’ll be gone..alot..
- she tell him not to worry, we’ll take it one step at a time
- Nyx wakes up every 2 hours to check on her
- He surrenders the whole bed to his s/o
- towards the middle of the pregnancy she gets mood swings, cravings, the whole nine yards.
- Nyx is super hero on steroids at this point
- Getting off work then making sure she’s okay
- Cooking like never before
- He runs off of coffee, love and the future
- she’ll say something smart due to mood swings
- “call me master!”
- nyx goes along with it then kisses all over her
- Which normally does the trick
- He decorates the baby room with the help of Crowe, pelna and Libertus. Who knew Pelna painted?
- Nyx shows off the sonogram pics to everyone at work
- Crowe comes over alot to help
- Towards the end of the pregnancy
- Nyx has the mood swings, the cravings, the cramps
- “why is life so hard. Why can’t the Nifs just go home and fight themselves. Damn it”
- Nyx is an emotional wreck
- Wakes up in middle of the night crying
- s/o pushes him off the bed alot..
- When nyx finds out s/o is going into labor he literally warps from one side of Lucis to the other
- Warps into hospital
- He cries when he sees the baby
- The baby is a girl and looks like his sister
- Names baby after his sister
- King regis even comes to see the baby
- And all of the glaive
- Nyx passes out later with baby in his arms
- At home he sings the baby to sleep
- his S/o takes alot of pics of him and the baby
- Nyx takes the baby on walks
- he’s overprotective already
- once the baby is alittle he buys the baby a puppy

Ravus:

- With everything thats happened in his life he feels like he is too tainted to have a child.
- Though he’s wondered what it would be like to give someone better than what he had..
- Sone years passed and he asked his s/o for a baby
- She was embassared
- Few months later Ravus is smiling from ear to ear when he hears the news
- “I’m having twin girls?”
- He literally falls apart….
- He already knows what he’s going to name them
- Of course he checks with his s/o
- he is constantly at his s/o side
- she is just happy to have him near her
- She cuddles up in his arms
- Until morning sickness kicks in
- He is so worried
- He didn’t know she’d be like this
- Starting to worry if he wanted was the right thing
- She reassures him she’s okay
- From that moment on he reads so many books
- so he can be there for her, he asks luna for advice and help
- He makes sure there are nurses by her sise 24 7 if he’s not there
- He plans a baby shower in Tenebrea
- He buys clothes for her to wear during her pregnancy
- He makes sure the cooks don’t put too much salt
- Nothing to strong in smell
- He calls every hour to check up on her
- she goes into labor while he’s away
- He’s super hurt
- “darn my life who couldn’t i be there now? Some father i am..”
- His s/o reassures him that its okay
- When he gets back he runs home and sees his s/o and the baby curled up in the bed
- He leaves the room and cries
- He goes for a short walk and then cones back
- his s/o hands him the twins
- the babies just smile
- Ravus folds
- the twins are named after his mother and sister
- Once the babies are older he takes them to see king regis
- To make amends
- Ravus feels that his world is complete

Story Time: Juice Gawdess Chronicles

Sooooo earlier this month, my friend added me to this group chat and in the chat, me along with my friend are known as the Juice Gawdesses because EVERYWHERE we go, we get niggas. Never fails. We could be looking like bums and niggas would still come up to us. A blessing and a curse.

Originally posted by plasticbagbarbie

Anyways, if you follow me on Snap, you’ve noticed that thanks to them, I’ve been going out more. One of the things we do is Karaoke Mondays. Since I started going, I’ve noticed this one guy who’s been trying talk to me but he was always nervous. The first time he saw me, he walked up to me and told me that I will make a good wife someday and that was it. Didn’t think nothing much of it it but thanked him and went to perform my song. Y’all know I’m not use to this attention and I like to be low key soooooo lower your voice.

Originally posted by gifsme

I don’t know what got into him last night, but he decided to come from the other side of the bar to stand behind me for 10 minutes. I was looking at my guy friends for help but these niggas were distracted. I was plotting my escape like:

Originally posted by ml1125

So after he built up his confidence, he walks up to me and bluntly asks me on a date. When I turned him down, this nigga had the audacity to rant about how he deserved a date because he was being a gentleman and being respectful. WHY DO NIGGAS DO THIS EVERY TIME? Just take your L and lemme alone.

Originally posted by fluffyisback

I ended up giving him my Google number just to get him out of my face, only for his phone to die. So of course his ass had to put his number in my phone and call it…. I was so irritated for the rest of the night and I’m not going back for the rest of the year because I’m not entertaining the hood niggas of Durham.

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

Slytherin!The8

Part of Hogwarts! Seventeen Series

[S.COUPS] [JEONGHAN] [HOSHI] [MINGYU]

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

  • little 11 year old minghao walking down the great hall just staring at everything in awe with wide eyes
  • Hogwarts robe being wayyyyyyyy too big on him  sweater paws
  • “Mama you said this was in a small?”
  • “it is in a small hao. You’re just smaller than small i guess”
  • Biting his lips like crazy when the hat is placed on his lil fluffy head
  • “SLYTHERIN!” 
  • “wait…. WHAT?!”
  • slytherins at the table all being like “what he looks too pure to be here”
  • smol minghao getting lost in the corridors 
  • best friends! with hosh 
  • “You’re a half blood? sweet me too!”
  • Second year minghao getting peer pressured into trying out for quidditch ft. hosh
  • Chaser! Minghao
  • “how the hell do you fly so fast???” “uhm-”
  • “because he weighs as much as the fucking broom soonyoung” 
  • “jihoon why don’t you love me?” soonhoon lives
  • blushy hao after his first game
  • People always wonder how he’s a slytherin bc hes so nice and shy
  • …..when hes not mad
  • once a Gryffindor named mingyu scratched his broom going on a “joyride” and he was sent to the hospital wing for 8 days
  • really hardworking! studies very hard and practices quidditch so much that other people get worried
  • “hao youre going to get hurt if you keep practicing without sleeping”
  • “pssh i’ll take a nap once i finish 3 more laps”
  • playing with his pet owl (which he uses to send letters to his parents who live far away) dont touch me im soft 
  • favorite class is charms bc he likes being able to do little things that make people smile
  • also bc thats the class that teaches him to do fun stuff like make junhui’s hair spontaneously change color (which junhui doesn’t mind because he claims he still looks handsome regardless damn vampire)
  • also not surprisingly really good at defense against the dark arts
  • fifth year minghao getting lots of people fawning over him bc of how he suddenly dyed his hair white (and those years of intense quidditch training sure helped too)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • still gets really shy every time he gets called handsome by girls and guys alike
  • minghao writing secret letters to the person he likes and sends them via charmed paper airplane and gets all giggly 
  • as the years go by he gets stronger and more confident (que thughao)
  • got into a big fight in 6th year with a gryffindor because they claimed slytherin house cheated in the quidditch finals 
  • which they didn’t. they won fair and square and hao worked super hard
  • insults thrown back and forth
  • “i don’t give a damn if i get expelled from hogwarts. NO ONE INSULTS MY TEAM AND WALKS AWAY WITHOUT AT LEAST A MISSING ARM”
  • fight gets broken up by gryffindor house prefect seungcheol
  • as punishment for hexing the boy, hao gets suspended from playing quidditch for the rest of the year
  • sulks and pouts in the library while junhui tries to cheer him up why are hufflepuffs so sweet?
  • “ we could go to hogsmeade? I’ll buy you cauldron cakes”
  • “……fine”
  • “see! being suspended isnt that bad. I mean I’m not on my house team either so at least you have me!”
  • “…. is that supposed to make me feel better jun”
  • his patronous would be a gold dragon and soonyoung would always be like “man why i couldn’t i have a cool patronous too instead of a fucking hamster??”
  • “idk hamsters are pretty cool man if you ask me”
  • Stressed out minghao taking a break from studying for  OWLS to go on a midnight broom ride over the forbidden forest
  • Crying on the last day of seventh year because he’s going to miss the memories
  • “what?! HAO YOURE CRYING??? I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD CRY”
  • sniffling “…. shut up mingyu”


A/N: AHHHHHHHHH that took forever to write. I just love harry potter (and minghao) so much and so i just thought why not combine my two loves. tbh i alwasy have a soft spot of supernatural aus. I hope this was an okay first imagine?? I’m thinking about turning this into a series for each of the members (and maybe a few ships?) in the future. Really hope you enjoyed this mess of an imagine and please follow for more in the future. Also dont be afraid to submit ideas to our ask box for future work (you can also just say if you liked stuff ye plz thank you~~) -Rika

How I Got a 5 on the (hard) AP Euro Exam

One question ive been asked constantly since the 2015 AP Euro scores came out is “How did YOU come out with a 5?” Its not posed as a mean question, but theres this perception that if you are the type of person to get a 5 you have to be super studious, no fun, no boyfriend/girlfriend, loser, no life just hardcore study study study. And…i’m not that kinda student. In fact, i didnt even become a “good” student until maybe the beginning of junior year, to be honest. I had a very small AP Euro class (8 people i mean) and i was one of two people who had a five in the class. The other girl was…kinda what i described about. All her life was all about studying, she took all APs, didnt hang out with people, she even told me once she only went to after school clubs just enough to have them count on her common app for college, not for actual enjoyment… i’m not like that. not by a long shot- so in order to help others in prep for AP Euro, here’s my advice on how I got a 5. (and some advice on what not to do, based on the other people in my class)

Find a motivation

My teacher said he thought i could only score a 3, maybe a four. I wanted to prove him wrong.

Dont listen to haters

My biggest hater was my boyfriend, actually (just for reference we were in the same class). While i was working my ass off everyday, always reading my Crash Course or my Princeton all i would hear from him is “i dont know why you’re studying so hard” “you’re making yourself sick, you need to stop.” “It’s all pointless, its either you know it or you dont.” “Youre studying so much and getting so anxious, here i am playing video games and not giving a shit and im sure im gonna be fine on the test because im not stressed out like you are” Granted, at the time he was going through his parents divorce and i think he was partially taking it out on me- but thats hard to hear from anyone, especially your boyfriend you’ve been dating for years. I was working so hard and studying so hard because i wanted a good score, not even a 5, i just really wanted a 4, at least- and then you hear that discouragement and…it sucks. At the time while it hurt i didnt pay it anymind and still worked as hard as i did and then fast forward to result day… I got the 5. He got a 1. And he cried, i swear to you, he cried. I didnt play the “i told you so game, though i did think so.” To people who work hard, you’ll be rewarded. If you slack and think its all gonna come to you…its not.

Actually read those study books (and heres what i read)

Who wants to hear you actually have to work? Yes..you do. Even if you have a great teacher, youre gonna need to supplement that class time with actual work. My school gave us 4 books in total: two textbooks- Mckay and Kagan, and two study guides- The Princeton Review (long) and the Crash Course book (short review) I read both of the guides…all the way through. Crazy right? I would just read them in my spare time- bus ride home? Lets read about the War of 1812 cause im kinda fuzzy on it. To me, i like history so it wasnt a complete chore, but if you want a good score its good to know your content. And after reading those two, i KNEW European History. If you arent so lucky to have access to review books, message me in my ask and i will give you my links to the pdf version.

…and watch those study videos

This one i dont think is so bad. Honestly you can just play them in the background while you do other things, and having things explained by a teacher online isnt so bad. I recommend

Tom Richey’s Videos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIcmPM0zwQQ&list=PLfzs_X6OQBOxudw-bxvxBuTWvh6bwaVhQ)

annnd Crash Course’s select videos on euro history (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjEGncridoQ&list=PLO0R3oPRL55yxFBqtxvWyN0CQZ-iSre8m)

…and even sign up for those tumblr AP Euro guides.

does this seem excessive? maybe a bit, but its good to have people who are going or have gone through the same class- even my studyblr might help. Sometimes its easier to review when you have funny gifs or jokes in the middle of your review session,just to lighten the edge. Here’s a list of AP Euro blogs i followed

http://awyeahapeuro.tumblr.com/

http://easyeuro.tumblr.com/

http://thecrashcourse.tumblr.com/

http://apbymichelle.tumblr.com/

http://pbsthisdayinhistory.tumblr.com/ (not exactly AP euro, but you’ll find some interesting things that might help you on the test.

It helps if you’ve taken an AP before, not gonna lie

Its going to be a lot harder for you if youve never had an ap class before. Thats the hard truth about it, its not going to be easy, and some people cant deal with that. Theres a lot more work and a lot more pressure. Can you handle that? I want to warn you. AP teachers will be up your ass. They will give you huge packets of work and expect it done when they ask you for it. They will not accept regular essays, they will accept AP essays. They will give you twice the work of a regular class, and expect it due on the same time. You actually have to work hard if you want to get a 5. A lot of people get fustrated with the work and get angry, but thats the reality of AP work and also there is a reward at the end of the tunnel, trust me.

An interesting tidbit: during the essay portion of the test, me and alex (the only other girl who got a 5) were the last people to finish

little interesting thing. The essay portion of the test is about 120 minutes. The people who got failed were done the first, within about 40 minutes and were confident. The people that did okay were done at about an hour. But me and alex took the longest to finish (about 115 minutes) and wrote about 12 pages in total for the 3 essays. Coincedence? just take your time and reeaally plan out your essays. Here was my strategy: since for ⅔ essays youre allowed a choice of what to write, for any essay you think you can write about in the margins try to write about 3 examples for it, if you cant do it, find another essay to write.

Come into it with a good attitude….but be aware you’re gonna have some major anxiety

This is a stressful class, but its worth it. Trust me, you’ll learn a lot, i promise you.

I kept my AP schedule manageable

A lot of people i know who take APs go crazy and take a bunch. If you can, try to keep a somewhat managable schedule. For example, in sophmore year i took 1 AP, junior year: 2 APs, senior year: 3 APs. Also, they should be classes you have strength in, like if your good at history take history classes.

dont cheat.

you ever hear cheaters never prosper? Its true. You’re not gonna learn the material, and you’re teacher might find out. Which will make him a whole lot harder on you then others. Trust me. And you want your teacher to like you, he’ll let you off a lot easier when you fuck up.

relax and be a teenager for once

in the end, if you work your ass off for too long a period of time you will burn out. Burnouts not fun, ive seen my friends go through it. One time my friend was doing a presentation where she had a wrong fact that the teacher jokingly pointed out and she ran out of the class into the bathroom to vomit. When you pressure yourself so much you can really hurt yourself.

KNOW YOUR TREATIES. Know em’. Do it.

Theyre the hardest thing to remember so of course theyre tested the hardest. Look in the Crash course book for a helpful list.

Watch out for your physical and emotional health

really. Eat right, try to walk a little, stretch after a long studying session. try to meditate. relax. breathe. love yourself, dearies

And you better not stop after learning WWII history

the test makers know most AP classes will only get up to about post WWII history. Dont slack, read bout the Cold War, read bout the Euro law, dont stop, because they will expect you too.

AND ALWAYS STUDY RUSSIA AND WOMEN.

know about russia, know about women. Its the most frequently tested things on any test.

anonymous asked:

oOOO could we also get HC's for the tale/fell/swap skelebros actually as dads too, if that's cool? Parental hcs are my jAM tbh

(* It’s a c-c-combo answer.)

UT!Sans:

Sans is solid through the baby years.  He naps with the kid on his chest, and even pulls his shirt up so the babybones can cling to his ribs.  He’s fine with waking up in the middle of the night, and while he might fall asleep while trying to feed them a bottle, he’s still going to be fair about taking turns waking up.  
He’d do anything for his child.  He raised Papyrus, so he knows just what to do, and he makes them feel like they can accomplish anything.  It’s no secret that Papyrus gained his confidence through Sans’s endless praise, so he’s bound to be raising another Great-in-the-making.  
He helps them with their schoolwork, though he’ll lightly push them toward a love for the sciences.  And by lightly, I mean that he’s in the backyard building contraptions with them, launching homemade “rockets” and performing experiments in the basement.  
No matter what they do or whether or not they play sports or win any ribbons, Sans is supportive and tells them that they’re the best.  He’s full of both puns and encouragement.

If his child is throwing a tantrum in the store, however… yeah, he’s not having that.  Whatever they’re throwing the tantrum over, well, now they’re not getting it.  He’ll just keep walking and leave them in the aisle.  Of course, he’s going to make sure they actually get up and follow him, but he’s not going to give into/feed that behavior.

UT!Papyrus:

Papyrus is so excited over every milestone, but he doesn’t sleep much during the initial years.  Every time they cry, he’s right there, checking on them.  Sans has to help him out and convince him it’s okay to let them cry it out sometimes, and only then does his marginally calm down.  
Much like Sans, Papyrus is filled with encouragement.  His child is as Great as he is, of course!  He’s filled with pride over every accomplishment, and he’s so involved with their schooling that he practically just stays there.  PTA-Sans?  PFFT, NAW, IT’S PTA-PAPS.  Field trip?  Oh yeah, he’s coming.  Any kind of assembly, you better believe he’s there.  Oh, it’s lunchtime?  Papyrus is crammed in the tiny seat and eating lunch.  He’s also best friends with all of his kid’s friends.  He knows all of their names, and they all think he’s amazing.  His S/O is going to have to have a long talk with him if they want him to chill out, otherwise, he’s going to be a hovering-parent.  
But you’d better believe if his kid does anything that involves sports/competitions Papyrus is going to be their number-one-fan and shout his encouragement the loudest of them all.

His child is throwing a tantrum in the store?  WHY?  WHAT’S WRONG?  WHAT’S GOING ON?  WHY ARE THEY UNHAPPY?  Papyrus is apologetic.  If it’s because he denied buying them something, he’ll apologize and firmly tell them that his decision is final.
…If they keep crying, Papyrus caves immediately.  Yeah, he’ll buy it.  He’ll buy TWO OF THEM.  Just be happy!

UF!Sans:

He’s a little rough around the edges, but hey, he’s got this dad thing down.  The baby’s crying in the middle of the night?  He’s got it.  Especially if he still lives with his brother because man, Papyrus would have his head if he gets woken up.  Red’s used to getting only an hour or so of sleep, anyway, so this is no big deal.  He’s often found dozing during the day in a chair with the baby against his chest, and his jacket over both of them.  Both of them drool in their sleep.  
No one picks on his kid, and they learn to stand up for themselves–he makes sure of it.  If he even thinks his child is being bullied, he’s at the house of the other kid’s parents, and they’re going to have a long talk. He doesn’t take other people criticizing his kid very well, either.  He’s fiercely protective and hovers from the shadows.  
School-wise, he doesn’t care what his kid wants to do.  They want to slack?  Sure, as long as they don’t fail.  They can cut class, but don’t get caught.  They don’t have to do sports or any kind of activities.  He just wants them to grow up to be happy.  However, if they do find something they’re passionate about, Sans is going to encourage the shit out of it and really push them to be as great as they can be.

His child is going to get publicly spanked if they throw a tantrum.  Red’s grin can get real scary, real fast.  And nope, any strangers with opinions on how to deal with it are going to get chewed out.  

UF!Papyrus:

Papyrus can’t handle when the baby is crying because OH STARS WHAT’S WRONG NOW, WHAT SHOULD HE DO?  He consults Sans since his brother raised him, but even though he always tells him that his advice is wrong, he still takes it.  Papyrus is a nervous wreck; he’s read up on all the things that could go wrong, and he’s the type that jumps straight to the worst-case-scenario.  
Throughout his offspring’s childhood, Edge is protective, yet the type that will tell them to walk off an injury.  If he has a son, he’s going to push him hard and expect nothing short of perfection!  If he has a daughter, he’s going to do the same, only.. she’ll get to walk all over him and manipulate him with ease, and he won’t even notice.  He’ll also literally kick down the door or anyone that makes his daughter cry.
Either way, the child is going to be pushed to get achieve perfect grades in school and pressured into picking up at least one activity.  They’re not missing school unless they’ve caught the plague, and they’re going to be punctual to everything.

His child, throwing a tantrum in public?  Huh, I wonder where they learned that..
He ends up throwing an even bigger tantrum over the fact that they dared throw a tantrum toward him.  There’s lots of shouting and feet stomping from both sides.  He’ll yell at them if they start to cry about it.  
He ends up making a huge scene, and there’s a high probability the exchange ends up going viral on YouTube.

US!Sans:

Sans isn’t really the type that enjoys waking up all throughout the night, but he’ll do it.. he just won’t be very perky about it.  
He ends up having to get a lot of help from his brother initially, because he’s terrified of messing up.  But once he realizes he’s not going to break them, he’s much more hands-on.  
He does really love reading books to his child–and singing lullabies, too!  He’s completely enamored and such a doting father.
Blueberry is 100% involved in every aspect of his child’s life.  He’s got words of wisdom for every situation (including how to woo their crush), and he tags along on field trips.. mostly because he really wants to see whatever they’re going to see.  He always wants to help them with their homework, and if they’re involved in any activities, he’s going to cheer them on throughout!  He wants them to strive for perfection in all things, but if they fall short, that’s okay too.  "WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THAT YOU TRIED YOU BEST!  AND THAT YOU HAD FUN WHILE TRYING YOUR BEST!“  

If his kid’s throwing a temper tantrum in the store, he’s going to sit them down right there in the floor and give them a very stern lecture about why that behavior is inappropriate.  There may even be finger wagging involved.  
… If that doesn’t work, yeah, he starts flipping out.  If Stretch is around, he’ll handle it, but if not, then Blueberry gives in and lets the kid have their way so they’ll stop crying.  Whatever they wanted must have really been important to them!

US!Papyrus:

Stretch is the one that always gets up during the night, and he’s often seen sprawled across the couch with his child napping with him.  He’s a little scared of messing the kid up, but hey, he raised Blueberry and his brother’s the coolest person he knows, so he tries not to worry too much.  
He always knows when his kid is lying, so they don’t stand a chance at hiding something from him.  He doesn’t give many lectures, but when he does, the kid knows things are serious.  He’s usually a laid-back dad that encourages his kid, but doesn’t hover.  He’ll show up to any activities they have to watch, and he’ll be glad to help with their homework, but he’s not going to do it for them.  He cares about their schoolwork and is disappointed if they slack off or don’t turn in an assignment.  Stars forbid he has to be called up to the school over anything.  
The first time his kid made a pun in front of Blueberry, Stretch felt like his chest was going to burst from pride.

Nope.  His kid isn’t going to throw a tantrum.  If they do, they’re leaving the store.  Hell, Papyrus will leave the entire cart behind right there and drag them out.  He’s not above taking a shortcut out of there with them, either.  If they want to come, then they have to behave.

SF!Sans:

Sans freaks out over everything and ends up making his brother help all during the baby stages.  Changing diapers is a big nope for him, too, and anything involving spit-up.  The first time he got vomit on his face, he looked like he was going to explode.
He’s an attentive dad, at least.  He’s always pushing his child to do better, but at the same time, he points out everything wrong with the other kids, which will probably make his kid grow up to have a bully’s mentality.  Sans will FLIP OUT if anyone bullies his kid, however.  He teaches his kid to defend themselves, though, because he’s not going to fight their battles for them.  Which is ironic considering how he treats his brother.
The first time his kid yells “I hate you!” at him, Blackberry yells it back and then locks himself in his room for two hours, sobbing into his pillow and lamenting every possible poor decision leading up to that point.
He cooks his kid’s lunch for school every day, and if he ever finds out that they trash it and buy their lunch with money given to them by Blackberry’s S/O, he’ll be utterly crushed.

If his kid’s throwing a tantrum, Blackberry is going to give him something to throw a tantrum over.  He starts listing off punishments (no TV, no crayons, no toys, etc) and then tries counting to ten.  If neither are intimidating enough, he calls his brother to handle it while he goes off to seethe (read:pout) somewhere.

SF!Papyrus:

He’s super chill with the kid, but also an incredibly lazy parent.  Yeah, he’ll wake up during the night (because like the other lazybones, he has problems sleeping anyway), but between his brother, his S/O, and now a child, he’s juggling a lot of balls.  He lets his S/O handle most of the things related to school, and he doesn’t help with homework or assignments.  But he’s always there to lend an ear, to watch cartoons with, or to show any of their drawings/accomplishments.  
He makes bullies disappear.  When he has the time, he hovers from the shadows.  
If someone ever breaks his kid’s heart, he’ll break their legs.  That’s only 10% a metaphor because he’d probably really do it.
He does encourage his kid to do their best, but he’s also going to try to raise them to be as independent as possible.  Basically, he’s taking the opposite approach to how he did with his brother.

If his child is throwing a tantrum in a store, Papyrus is going to put back any other toys they were going to get and then lean in close and tell them very firmly to stop. He’ll threaten to spank them, but let’s face it; he looks terrifying, and he doesn’t want to end up on YouTube himself.  So, if that doesn’t work, he’ll walk off.  If they don’t follow, he’ll carry them under his arm.  One way or another, he’s checking out and then leaving.  He’s not about to just ditch his cart because it’s more work for him when he has to come back later.