you’re seeing this right. the Shrek!AU got fanfic now.
Lord Fujisaki took a dainty sip of his martini, gazing longingly into the depths of the magic reflection. “Mirror, mirror, on the wall,” he began, when upon the mirror’s shimmering surface a face appeared…the face of an eerie, pale, dark-eyed girl. “I hope you’re not just asking for the weather this time, Father,” she said, scowling.
“No,” Fuji cooed, stirring his pinkie in his drink. “Hiiro, show me the princess.” The mirror’s surface rippled, revealing a muscular, strapping man wearing an apron, who was evidently trapped in a kitchen. The mirror showed him scrubbing the floor, occasionally wiping sweat off his brow.
“Not Princess Daikoku!” Fuji screamed, throwing his martini across the room.
The mirror’s surface rippled again, this time opening on the scene of a room filled to brimming with coins. In the midst of them, another young man sat engrossed in counting them, counting, counting. The clink of the coins rang in Fuji’s ears, although the mirror was silent.
“SHOW ME A FEMALE PRINCESS,” he bellowed at the mirror, and Hiiro obligingly changed the channel away from Princess Ebisu’s taxing endeavors.