but that quote kills me everytime

The BatKids as Weird Shit my Friends Have Said.


Dick: “i’m five foot six, how old are you?”

Jason: “you shouldn’t drink anything that isn’t gonna kill ya”

Tim: “sweaty, caffeinated, and ready to win a staring contest with death”

Cass: “i will beat you with this murder stick”

Duke: “if i had a dollar for everytime bruce listened to me, i’d be in debt”

Damian: “i’m a towering 4'11”“

Steph: "shut up, you’re not batman, you’re just stupid”

Barbara: “i’m not a princess, i’m a female icon”

Reasons why The LEGO Movie is a really, really great movie:

1. It’s got a super great message!
2. There’s not a single character you can genuinely dislike
3. There are tons of celebrities from famous and iconic shows and movies voicing the characters, like Chris Pratt, Liam Neeson and MORGAN FREEMAN, etc
4. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
5. Everything is from the perspective from an 8 and a half year old
6. THERE ARE NO FART JOKES OR TOILET HUMOR THANK YOU LORD
7. “When you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel, you find yourself with a Will Ferrel.” A quote from the character he voices in the behind the scenes video.
8. THERES A BAD COP AND A GOOD COP THAT ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON WITH TWO FACES
9. Nods to the older lego sets, with the 1980-something space guy, Benny, helmet broken and design scuffed
10. THE VILLIAN IS NOT KILLED OFF.
11. Scribble Cop is precious and he must be protected at all costs.
12. Emmet’s ending speech makes me tear up everytime. “You… don’t have to be… the bad guy. You… are the most talented. The most interesting. The most important person of all time. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up. But it’s also true. It’s about all of us. And right now, it’s about you. And you, still, can change everything.”

  • Sarah: And saw this one??
  • Dallon: Yep.
  • Sarah: And this???
  • Dallon: Yeeeep.
  • Sarah: And what about this one???
  • Dallon: I saw that too.
  • Sarah: So????
  • Dallon: ...
  • Sarah: ...*coughs*
  • Dallon: Okay!!! Your husband is fckn hot and he's the cutest thing in the universe and yes I admit that I'm slowly dying everytime I look at those pictures!!!
  • Sarah: I just wanted to hear that the photographer is great...but this reaction isn't surprising either.

Ashara: [Giggles]

Andronikos: What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Ashara: You’re in love!

Andronikos: I am not!

Ashara: Everytime she looks away you stare at her with those sad puppy eyes.

Andronikos: There are no puppy eyes.

Ashara: It’s alright, you know. Even you can be happy once in a while, it won’t kill you. But your face might crack if you smile so be careful.

types of tumblr taggers (snk version)

Original post here

Eren Jaeger, the constant screamer: #WOOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!!, #AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #CRYING!!!, #OMG, #SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? NEIN WIR SIND DER JAEGER!!!!! #NHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T TELL, #MAN THIS SHIT’S SO REAL #THIS IS A FUCKING TITAN #KILL HIM #UR NOT MY DAD

Mikasa, the ruler of punctuation: adding nothing but punctuation characters no one but themselves can decipher
#!!!!!!!, #?!!!?!?!?!, #…:::, #!.!:.!:, #Eren!!!?, #where the fuck are you???????!!!!

Amin, the priest: adding wise and (long) quotes: #why are you people like that? everytime I see this I ………, #i just want to go outside and play with my friends… #this life is awful, #we have to be together please don’t start a fight, #let’s be friends together please Eren, #i think that, to kill a titan, we have to………

Jean, the one who always gets reminded of something sad: #I miss you #this cat reminds me of Marco, #come back, #Marco come back, #I hate my life #and Eren

Sasha, the forgetful: tags everything in a mass because she can’t remember the tags: #potatoes, #roasted potatoes, #potato, #potatoes roasted, #pota, #pot, #poatoes, #potaaatoss, #kitchen recipes, #titan, #titans #roasted titan, #tiatan, #er, #eren jaeger #or yaeger #dunno #i’d like to thank not only god but also gordon ramsey

Historia, the complimenter: compliments anything, especially the friends: #so beautiful!, #I love you, #<3<3<3 wowowow!!! #omg #this titan is so kawaii #hello kitty, #the blonde one is super sexy tho

Marco, the one on the verge of death: #I canyat bretahe, #hkeop, #helpppppp, #aahhhhhhhh, #hjsdfhakrefregreg #ucfk uoy einrer #bbbbbbbbyeajkdsdhr

Annie, the over-organized one: tagging every detail, super organized: #gif, #titan girl, #not my gif, #edit, #edit by me, #picture, #face, #drunk, #selfie, #titan trio selfie 

Ymir, reblogs something to spread the rage in the tags: #so ugly, #ugly edit, #I hate you all, #you all need jesus, #idgaf, #I want to go home, #my teammates are weird af

Bertold, the blogger who’s constantly queueing posts: seriously, where are they #queue, #q: not here, #queueue, #q, #i’m not at home now, #i’m just destroying the wall, #queque for now

Reiner, the lost one: adds tags which have nothing to do with the post:
#oh man I gotta destroy the humanity what am I doing here, #gotta bring down the wall, #mom’s angry 

Connie, the jerk: adds jokes, mainly about himself: #this monkey looks like me, #hahah me, #I’m the garbage can, #bald is gold #saitama sensei looks like me

Hanji, the squad member: tagging all friends, confusing everyone but the squad: #eyebrowsman, #shorty, #squad look like this, #we are fresh af, #ready to kill some titans, #levi in his boxer is gold tbh, #the other bae is fixing his eyebrows, #squad goals

Levi, the mad one (or that’s what you think): #my tea #shit 

Erwin, the criticiser: silently adds some recommendations: #this is good but I don’t get this one bc, #my eyebrows are definitely better, #pease guys stop being on tumblr, #time for some training, #we are the survey corps right?, #levi tell something to these children please

Grisha Jeager, the one consistently using secret tags for anything: #my son, #smirko, #good titan, #proud of my baby titan, #he’s so cool, #the project is going well #remember the key #key is the key

and then there is

Me, the thirsty one: #I love him, #he’s mine, #my husband, #AAAHHH he’s so hot, #levi please, #how can you be so cute Eren?, #look at dat booty, #erwin is a greek god, #snk fucked my life, #going down with these precious cinnamon roll, #i need more fan arts #and fanfics 

the smh as a very potter musical quotes
  • jack: "hey pal...that's a pretty cool headband you got there..."
  • bitty: "cause usually i just kill people who try to get me to open up."
  • ransom: "rule number one: no boys. unless they're cute. rule number two: no alcohol. unless there's plenty to go around! and rule number three: no parties. unless umbridge is invited!!!"
  • holster: "it's just everytime i look at her i get pains in my chest, and i just know it's her fault, that bitch."
  • shitty: "oh shit! you guys are kids! i gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."
  • lardo: "avada kedavra, DIE BITCH."
  • nursey: "alright, well i'm not surprised. c'mon lets go watch wizards of waverly place."
  • dex: "i love you all. except you draco i can't fucking stand you."
  • chowder: "bomb appétit...i mean bon appétit..."
  • (bonus)
  • parse: "i'm NOT dangerous, and i'm NOT homeless. anymore."
Choose an OTP and tag 5 people

Tagged by @the-notsoevil-queen thanks Alexia <3

Well she already did OQ which I APPROVE

so…  I’ll go with River x Doctor

Originally posted by fangirlhome

1. What scene made you start shipping your ship?

Well… I think the first time River was on screen I was like thefuckisthis… but then when she sacrificed herself BAM i was in!

2. What songs remind you of them?

Bloody hell, A thousand years of course!

3. Have they ever made you cry?

The fact she lives their love story in the wrong order kills me

but I cry everytime i hear her speech in the Christmas Special

4. Favorite scene? scenes?

When they fight together, and basically every scene when they fly the Tardis and she corrects him

5. Favorite Quote? Quotes?

1* I hate you. No, you don’t. (their I Love You)
2* Hello, sweetie.
3* I trust this man with my life. With everything.
4* Why am I handcuffed? Why would you even have handcuffs?
5* River Song, I could bloody kiss you! - Oh, well, maybe when you’re older.
6* Hi, honey. I’m home.
7* Are you married, River? / Are you asking? / Yes. / Yes. / No, hang on, did you think I was asking you to marry me or asking if you were married? / Yes. / No, but was that yes or [pauses] yes. / Yes.
8* Don’t worry, I’m quite the screamer. [climbs into the tunnel.] Now, there’s a spoiler for you!
9* She will be amazing.
10* Such a basic mistake, Madame Kovarian: take a child, raise her into the perfect psychopath, introduce her to the Doctor. Who else was I going to fall in love with?
11* When one’s in love with an ageless god who insists on the face of a twelve-year-old, one does one’s best to hide the damage.
12* When you love the Doctor, it’s like loving the stars themselves! You don’t expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the Doctor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me! - Hello, sweetie.
13* Happy ever after doesn’t mean forever. It just means time. A little time.
14* Twenty-four years.
15What do you think of the towers? / I love them. / Then why are you ignoring them? / They’re ignoring me. But, then, you can’t expect a monolith to love you back. / No, you can’t. They’ve been there for millions of years, through storms and floods and wars and… time. Nobody really understands where the music comes from. It’s probably something to do with the precise positions, the distance between both towers. Even the locals aren’t sure. All anyone will ever tell you is that when the wind stands fair and the night is perfect… when you least expect it… but always… when you need it the most… there is a song.
16* Not one living thing is worth you.

6. Favorite angst moment?

When she broke her wrist.

7. Favorite fluff moment?

The Towers of Darillium.

8. A scene that you wished happened?

I’m at peace, thanks. Oh no, wait, the honeymoon.

9. Do you think marriage is right for them? 

Dude, she’s the Doctor’s wife. They’re so married I cry everytime they speak.

10. Share a headcanon?

A Chirstmas dinner with Amy and Rory.

Tagging @storiesseldomtold @riverregal @ofbooksandparamore @ginaandrobbie @theonewithoutaclue

6 things you didn't know about Jordi Alba

Chess fan

“I love playing it and I keep doing it with my father. It makes me think and that’s why I think it’s great that is thaught at schools”.

Sleeping 12 hours

“I can sleep for 12 or 13 hours. At night I do it from 12am to 9am and I have a nap of 2,3 or 4 hours at midday”

Salad mad

“Salad drives me crazy. I eat it for lunch and dinner… I can’t at breakfast but I am happy with a salad, some chicken and some rice. I drink about  3 litres of water a day”.

Driving licence

“I’m working on getting my driver’s licence. Did theoretical exam few years ago. Practising now, hope to get it before the summer! (he said in 2013 but in 2016 he claimed that he will make it soon)

Music

"I like rumba and "flamenco”. 

Television

“I love the Spanish TV show "La que se avecina”. I can watch the same episode five times and I keep laughing".


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Noah remained where he was, arms hugged around his body. He looked markedly less alive than he had earlier; there was something smudgy about his eyes, something uncertain about his edges. It was kind of hard to look at the place where Noah stopped and the shadow below him began. Something unpleasant happened in Blue’s throat when she tried to make out what was off about his face.