but that nap was so good

anonymous asked:

Holly here: should I give you some, ah, things I have for the treatment of alcohol poisoning? You know. Just in case you're ever tempted to try downing everclear grain alcohol, or something. I'm beginning to worry about you, Director Graves. We're only just getting to know each other, it would be a shame to lose you so soon.

Alcohol poisoning? Alcohol what - oh. You mean when you get all dizzy and your skin goes bluish and it’s hard to breath right? Nah, that’s fine. It usually goes away after a nap. Bit inconvenient though if the nap happens before you get home, but that’s life. Last time I drank that much I tried to apparate home because it was too far to walk and ended up in the middle of the Pacific. Had to get rescued by a nomaj fishing trawler which, let me tell you, was awful - seasickness and hangover? Not good. Not good at all.

But other than the surprise fishing trips, it’s all fine. Right?

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just under $900k raised in 24 hours. thank you jack and caiti. thank you everyone who entertained on the stream. thank you broadcast team. and thank you rt community. #FORTHEKIDS

Energy Book is so far my fave Lazy Town episode

It’s a fucking goldmine

  • Robbie’s french fry art
  • Robbie’s description of himself while those funky piano tunes play
  • All the eating clips of him during the song (also why is he sitting like that eating french fries is he just bored)
  • Sportanoodle
  • Robbie rides his bike across his lair because he’s too lazy to walk three metres
  • You’re hot” then snickers
  • The flipping adorable salesman outfit and the way he nearly loses his voice with excitement upon discovering it
  • Liquor stickers?!?!?!
  • he just gives away the stickers and later he is so invested in keeping the children from eating sportscandy and be lazy (someting he considers to be good) that he willingly puts himself in incredible discomfort
  • Stingy singing the “Mine song” to his exercise music
  • He kept a pillow in the trash can for the contingency of nap time
  • Robbie eating carrots
  • Chugging that whole water thing + he drinks from the same glass as Stephanie (NOT meaning it’s cute in a shipping way, it’s just cute that he either thinks it’s so important that she doesn’t drink it or that he doesn’t consider her gross or w/e)
  • POGO STICK
  • he’s being blocked by Stingy and the tralley full of toys so he jumps over the fence to get to the pogo stick first
  • Ziggy is still standing in awe by the carrots when he sees him coming on the pogo stick, his following reaction
  • Spotacus’ crystal beeping (yes it does in most episodes but it didn’t for some reason in one episode and I couldn’t function for the next days)
  • well aloha” (is that what he says??)
  • struggling with the life ring after Sport lets go of the rope
  • the way Sport looks at Robbie while Stephanie talks
  • he’s so happy but still confused that Robbie was healthy
  • Robbie flinched and thought Sport was gonna throw the book at him
  • Struggling to stay awake past 8:08
  • smiles and says “Hello Sportacus” while he’s dreaming!!!!!????

anonymous asked:

dnp are really milking the youtube money now..

uh noah fence but why y’all get so salty about the fact that dan and phil are rich successful daddies like phil bought dan a $100 candle and i’m wet my dude, if dan wants to monetize his live shows then good for him, make ur paper babe that dog, house, and grand piano ain’t gonna buy themselves hunty

As a mom in the future my kids will be so pleased with me. I am always down to keep my freezer stocked with dinosaur chicken nuggets and ice cream. Im also always down to go swing on the swings and rewatch kids movies as long as they are the good ones. My house will have an over abundance of pillows and blankets so forts are always a possibility. Naps during the days are cool with me, and ill never be nosy. Ill give them time to deal with stuff but make sure to check on them like my parents never did. Ill be cool with their friends crashing at our place and plan to make my home as homey feeling as possible. More than anything, I will ALWAYS accept them for whatever they choose to be and whatever they choose to do as long as it keeps my kid safe and healthy.

things little one loves to hear ♡

➳ once upon a time…
➳ i love it when you’re yourself !
➳ you’re perfect to me
➳ accidents happen, it’s okay
➳ why don’t i help you with that ?
➳ does someone need a nap ?
➳ tell me what’s wrong, i’m listening
➳ i love your laugh so much
➳ let’s cuddle
➳ you make me so happy
➳ guess what ? it’s snack time !
➳ i have a surprise for you… 
➳ do you remember our rules ? 
➳ hold my hand, please
➳ come on, stay close
➳ let me kiss it better
➳ you’re such a good little one
➳ i’m so proud of you !
➳ don’t cry, i’m here now
➳ i love you so much

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Questionable art night continues ft. ideas from both my coworker and the bae… 8′)

it…makes my heart smile? to think of even hanging his drawings in his room? to think of him drawing something and enjoying the final result and wanting to not only keep it, but hang it. so he gets to see his drawings again, and other people get to see them. see what he enjoys doing, what he’s good at. even being proud of his art, even being happy with his art 

6am of my all nighter, take a look at my helltree

My dudes. I completely caved and drew even more Robbie Rotten, except this time way more cartoony. My poor exhausted son, I just wanna embrace him and tell him it’s gonna be ok.

Also I have even more headcanons about him. You guys already know I headcanon him as being on the autism spectrum and having sensory issues but i also headcanon him as having depression and severe insomnia. That being said it’s totally canon that he has pretty severe sleep issues. “I’ve been awake for 3 days!” (Season 1 ep 7 Hero for a Day) I believe a good amount of his sleeplessness can be attributed to him consuming about half his weight in sugar everyday. He’s always in a perpetual loop of eating too much sugary sweet cake, getting really hyper and having a sugar rush and then shortly after a sugar crash. He uses the sugar crashes to supplement his sleep as best he can as it causes him to feel so crappy he just passes tf out (frequent daytime naps) if he’s lucky. But other times it just makes him even more awake and his depression makes it even worse. So he tries to shift his focus to anything but sleep so he tinkers and builds, invents and sews throughout the night to keep himself occupied. Other times he tries to watch mindless television until he’s mind is a soup of sleep deprived hallucinations and worry. His stimming becomes more frequent and severe the more tired he gets, so he has to use his hands, give him a tool and he goes to work. Give him a problem it’s his only focus. During a lot of these sleepless bouts the townspeople won’t see Robbie for days.

(I’m the worst. It’s 3:30 am and this is what I’m doing with my time.)

anonymous asked:

hey, any chance i could get a broke mc? Like, college student poor? And like, out of food a few days b4 the party? Cause there's this bit where you can say you didn't have $for food n jumin asks if you need help n IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

YES YOU CAN! 
As a broke student who sleeps a lot and misses breakfast and then takes naps and misses dinner and is always starving 
I can relate 

Yoosung

  • MC didn’t want anyone to worry 
  • so when they start running low on food they don’t mention it at first 
  • but now its 4 days before the party 
  • and MC has no food. 
  • at first in the morning Yoosung asks if they ate 
  • “Not yet :)” 
  • “Okay! Make sure to get something!” 
  • then during lunch he asks again 
  • same answer 
  • and then around dinner 
  • he gets concerned 
  • he texts them instead of asking in the group conversation 
  • “Hey, MC. You are eating right?” 
  • MC explains to him that they’re broke and don’t have food 
  • He can relate to that as a broke student 
  • But he doesn’t just wanna let MC starve 
  • He knows he can’t go to the apartment 
  • He doesn’t have a lot of money himself 
  • but still he convinces MC to meet him somewhere not too far from the apartment 
  • and they meet up and he buys them cheap cafe food 
  • He then buys MC some cheap groceries 
  • mostly ramen and juice 
  • Since he’s poor too he can’t really get them anything fancy 
  • but MC really appreciates it. It’s really nice of him. 

Zen 

  • He is super worried as soon as MC tells him 
  • they had casually mentioned that they were out of money and didn’t have food 
  • wtf MC how do you casually mention something like that? 
  • He just wants to run over to the apartment and feed MC 
  • but he can’t go there 
  • Like Yoosung he get’s MC to come meet him 
  • He doesn’t want them to walk far since they haven’t eaten 
  • As soon as MC shows up to their meeting spot he brings them to his home and cooks for them 
  • MC goes home later that night 
  • can’t stay the night, can’t unleash the beast 
  • But he gives MC basically all the food in his fridge 
  • “Are you sure about this? What will you eat?” 
  • “Don’t worry MC~ I’l go grocery shopping first thing in the morning” 
  • He always checks on MC now 
  • and after the party he will always get MC food if they can’t afford it 

Jaehee 

  • She’s really worried when MC tells her they haven’t been eating
  • At first she’s also really confused about why MC hasn’t been eating 
  • But when MC explains it’s because they can’t afford it she really wants to help 
  • She can’t go to the apartment 
  • and she can’t really leave work 
  • She offers to transfer money to MC’s account so they can buy food
  • but MC insists they’d feel bad about accepting Jaehee’s money 
  • So Jaehee does talk to Jumin about this 
  • and Jumin says she can go see MC 
  • but he has to come with 
  • he has a driver pick up MC 
  • and they meet at this super fancy restaurant 
  • the food here is worth more than MC’s monthly salary holy shit 
  • MC is really happy to get so see Jaehee 
  • and Jumin 
  • damn it Jumin let them have their date 
  • Jumin does pay for the dinner tho 
  • And they gave MC a full bag of groceries and a cook book 
  • always used her free time to check on MC 

Jumin 

  • Jumin had asked MC if they ate 
  • “Nah, I can’t afford it” 
  • He get’s instantly worried 
  • MC needs to take care of themselves 
  • He offers to pay for lunch for MC
  • and after they agree he has them go to a location so a car can pick them up 
  • when they arrive they get probably the best lunch they have ever had 
  • after they had lunch Jumin suggests that MC stays for dinner too. 
  • and you know what after dinner they should probably stay over so they can have breakfast too 
  • and maybe stay after breakfast too, I mean they need to eat 
  • Maybe it’ best that they stay until the party so they always have enough food 
  • MC probably doesn’t mind tbh .
  • Free food 

707/Luciel

  • [707 has entered the chatroom.]
  • “Hey! Did you eat yet, MC?~” 
  • “No, Can’t afford it T-T” 
  • [707 has left the chatroom.]
  • Okay, That was weird. 
  • MC shrugged it off at first 
  • until a bit later they they heard someone ring the doorbell
  • “…Hello?” 
  • “It’s Seven! Let me in” 
  • what.
  • but no one was allowed to come here? 
  • MC opened the door and there was Seven, out of breath with food. 
  • Like real actual food. Not chips and soda. Food.
  • “You should be more careful, MC. That could have been anyone! What if it was a kidnapper who pretended to me! You need a secret code or something” 
  • “I recognize your voice, Seven. We have talked on the phone” 
  • “What if they had just used some kind of voice changing app?” 
  • “…Okay, I’l be careful” 
  • It was so nice of him to bring food though 
  • he filled up the fridge and cooked for MC 
  • he quickly ate with them before he had get back to work. 
Reasons why you should date the signs

Aries: 

-They don’t back down from any challenge

-You can stay up all night getting into crazy shit together

-You’ll be that cute couple that gets really competitive at video games together

Taurus:

-So chill, you can just like nap together and still have a good time

-They’ll be so protective about you and it’s really sweet

-You’ll be the sole person in the world they’ll share their food with (That’s a huge privilege, you don’t even know)

Gemini:

-They’re genuinely interested in the things you say and will listen to you

-They never get boring

- You’ll have a lot of hilarious inside jokes together that only the two of you will understand

Cancer:

-They’re always ready to make out

-Lots of cuddles

-They’re total cuties

Leo:

-They’ll spoil you like the pretty princess you are

-They’ll take a lot of pictures of you and show you off

-They’re a dominant top + always down for it :3

Virgo:

-They’ll touch your butt a lot

-They send the funniest snaps

-Sarcasm à la carte

Libra:

-They’ll tease you, in a sexy way

-They’ll watch whatever movie you want to see without arguing

-They’re people pleasers; They know exactly what to do to keep you happy.

Scorpio:

-They’ll fuck up anyone who dares hurt you

-You’ll talk about deep shit together

-Great sex

Sagittarius:

-You”ll go on so many adventures together

-You can talk to them about literally anything without them thinking you’re weird. Talking purple beavers? Sure! Why not?

- Kinky af

Capricorn:

-You can be really bitter about things and complain together

-Your family will love them

-You get free bragging right, cause they don’t settle for just anyone. Bravo.

Aquarius:

-They’ll give you the freedom you desire

-You’ll spend money on ridiculous things together

-You’ll have a lot of stupid funny arguments, and they’ll usually end in sexy times

Pisces:

-Amazing kissers

-Cute nicknames

-Will inspire you to achieve your dreams

BTS REACTION - to waking up with their s/o's arms around them and super close

Hi, dearies. Last reaction today!

Rap Monster

He would be extremely happy that you were taking such good care of him. His big smile would easily show up while he would whisper a husky “good morning” even if he was just taking a nap and it was still afternoon. You would probably pull away, but he wouldn’t let you: “Just a little more”

Originally posted by btsreactionsandgifs

Jin

He would look like an angel sleeping, all his features so beautifully arranged and so close to you, you had to whisper something along the lines: “My boyfriend is the handsomest!” and Jin would probably wake up from it. He would smile a little and, noticing how close you were, he would make a pretty face before kissing your cheek: “You’re beautiful too”.

Originally posted by bts0726

Suga

He would be the one to wake up and go back to sleep. As soon as his eyes opened slowly to his dear very close to him, he couldn’t help but move you even closer, putting you in his arms instead. While he went back to sleep he wouldn’t be able to stop a smirk from growing on his face.

Originally posted by suga-com

J-Hope

He would seduce you right away. When he noticed you were keeping him super close in your arms, joked about him being irresistible while looking still between sleeping and awake.

“Jagi, I won’t run away. I’m all yours, see?” *you laugh letting him go* “I didn’t mean you could leave!”

Originally posted by huang-zitao

Jimin

He wakes up very fast when he notices your face so close to his. He waves at you with a “annyeong” while feeling both embarrassed and happy. You don’t let him go and he doesn’t want to leave either, so he embraces you back and caresses any part of you he can reach to prove to himself you’re real.

Originally posted by taestylips

V

He wakes up to a extremely close you, your breathes even mixing. He can’t help but smile big, his happiness replacing his sleepiness right away. You laugh in return, while he tries to hide himself from you in your arms. This probably evolves to a tickle fight to avoid his sudden shyness.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Jungkook

He fell asleep while you were stroking his hair locks and what probably woke him up was you stopping it. So, as soon as your hand left his head, he put it back. You two did the same “take away and put it back” sometimes, until he fully woke up to a super close you. And, obviously, he got like this:

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

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