but tell me this isn't cute

Angsty OTP Prompts:
  • "Sorry I ruined your life. Maybe you shouldn't have married me."
  • "If I would've known he was going to die, you think I would've done it?"
  • "It's nothing against you...I just have to leave."
  • "I know you love me, but I'm sick of lying when I say it back."
  • "That's the problem. I love you so much, I'd be willing to die for you."
  • "I'm sorry I made you into who you are today."
  • "People change, and people grow. And I think we just grew apart."
  • "When I look at you, I see my world and that scares the sh*t out of me."
  • "I don't think I can spend another night in the same bed as the man/woman who ruined my life"
  • "I always told her to quit second guessing herself...and she never listened"
  • "I'd rather die than live in a world like this."
  • "Tell me what they did to you, please."
  • "Sorry just isn't going to work this time."
  • "Her parents always hated me, I guess they were right."
  • "The one you love most isn't always the one you spend your life with...and that sucks."
  • "I'll go home, but it's not home unless you're there..."
The signs at a house party
  • Aries: that one drunk girl that gives everyone shots and is real fun until someone doesn't want a shot and then she tries to fight every one.
  • Taurus: four words. Stoned on the couch.
  • Gemini: the host.
  • Cancer: in the corner waiting for it to be over. Only here cuz their outgoing friend dragged them along.
  • Leo: telling obnoxious lies because everyone is intoxicated and is believing the stories of grandiose, which is a rare opportunity.
  • Virgo: shy but cool guy who is only here because the person he likes is also here.
  • Libra: cute guy who backpacked across Europe and speaks seven languages. You're in love, he isn't about that life.
  • Scorpio: don't open that bedroom door or so help me.
  • Sagittarius: made an appearance with a beach ball and big funny hats for fun times, left at 12 like Cinderella.
  • Capricorn: wearing a blazer? Somehow it works? Talks about sustainable living? Somehow not bored?
  • Aquarius: on the back porch with a small crowd of people talking about fringe theories and how humans are animals too.
  • Pisces: by the pool, talking to everyone and anyone. Also the drunk girls by the bathroom.
Fake Chats #147
  • Jungkook: hum.
  • Taehyung: what's up, my favorite dongsaeng?
  • Jungkook: I'm your only-
  • Taehyung: tell hyung your woes.
  • Jungkook: dongsaeng.
  • Taehyung: I'll make it better.
  • Jungkook: I don't think so.
  • Taehyung: tell me the problem first.
  • Jungkook: that.
  • Taehyung: what...oh. Yeah. I get that. We all get that.
  • Hoseok: what's up?
  • Taehyung: Kookie was "hum-ing" and I wanted to help him.
  • Hoseok: but no luck?
  • Taehyung: well, that's the problem.
  • Hoseok: oh. Yeah. That's uh, a tough one. I don't know if there is any help for that.
  • Jungkook: there isn't really anything to be done about it.
  • Yoongi: why are we all staring at Jimin?
  • Taehyung: we always stare at Jimin.
  • Yoongi: yeah, okay, but why are we doing it this time?
  • Jungkook: because he's cute.
  • Yoongi: but he's always cute.
  • Jimin: hey, what are you talking about?
  • Taehyung: you're cute.
  • Jimin: so nothing new, then.
  • Jungkook: I should...
  • Jimin: what?
  • Hoseok: hug him.
  • Taehyung: tickle him.
  • Yoongi: throw him over your shoulder again?
  • Jimin: no throwing! None of that! And no tickling either!
  • Taekookyoonseok: that leaves hugging.
  • Jimin: *muffled* okay then.

sherlockfalls-deactivated201604  asked:

while we're on the topic of Martin, do you have pics of him from that interview where he had the green shirt and his jeans were rolled up a bit? That's one of my favorites.

OHHHH YESSSS!!! It’s actually probably one of my favourites outfits/ensembles he wore. He was just so cute at this Fargo panel!

!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s my favourite!!

Fake Chats #173
  • Jimin: I just want to be loved, is that too much to ask?
  • Namjoon: what are you talking about? We all love you.
  • Jimin: yeah?
  • Namjoon: yeah.
  • Jimin: okay.
  • Namjoon: is this why you've been especially smol lately?
  • Jungkook: only I get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: I dunno.
  • Namjoon: well, don't worry. We're always here for you. We love when you're smol.
  • Jungkook: only. I. Get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: thanks, hyung. I love you.
  • Namjoon: aw, Minnie, I love you too.
  • Jungkook: I love y-
  • Namjoon: have a hug.
  • Jungkook: I lo-
  • Jimin: mm.
  • Jungkook: I...
  • Namjoon: oh, Jungkook, did you want something?
  • Jungkook: *just to comfort Jimin-hyung and tell him he's loved and give him a hug and build him up and act silly to make him laugh and otherwise make him feel loved and special*
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: did you want a hug too, Kookie?
  • Jungkook: *no, I'm clearly not wanted or your favorite and you don't need me if you've got Joonie-hyung so I'll just sulk in the corner and not bother you with my presence*
  • Jungkook: yes, please.
  • Jimin: aw, you're so smol today, Kookie! So cute.
  • Jungkook: *yes! I cheered him up! I am the best!*
  • Jungkook: thanks.
  • Namjoon: *isn't fooled*
  • Namjoon: aw, you're both so cute!
swv Dallas recap

- ok 1. getting this outta the way they all Gods or something literally theyre so attractive irl it’s truly overwhelming but like what’s new
- key told a story about how his stylist burned his Gucci outfit after the Vancouver concert on accident bc she put it on some lighting machine and they smelled it burning and couldn’t figure out what it was…. lol he seemed to be in mourning
- at one point the camera was on Minho and he didn’t know what to say he was just standing smiling and the crowd went wild like ppl were LOVINg Minho just standing there bc honestly it was cute.
- jjongs fanboy was there omg at the beginning he SCREAMED (as he does) I LVOE YOU JONGHYUN and jjong stopped and sent him one of these looks 😏 and key was like ITS U AGAIn and I think jjong was like I knew you would be here or something like that
- jinki fell during ready or not bc he got so dizzy he was so cute the whole night and also important side note dat boy got mad thighs
- taemin was p quiet today but super cute as always, said his now iconic “next song is prism” line and also said something like “I hope meet again” he was squishy I lvoe him
- key was talking about the outfits they wear during rdd and how when he saw them lying out he said out loud “I hate these outfits” while his mic was still on in the back. he was like “ I designed these but like… I hate them lol” bc the fabric was too stiff. he touched minhos outfit and was like HEY bc his was soft and then Minho copied him and said “it’s soft. I like this costume” it was SO cute
- Minho rly is full of energy he was BOUNCING he was so excited to be there he was so so so cute idk like so cute
- jjong kept talking about how we all had a lot of passion and it was so nice
- taemin was trying to tell a story but he kept fumbling, as he does bc he cute, and then key brought up his burnt Gucci again and taem kept saying “I’m not talking about that” but key wasnt listening I was living tbh
- jinki was trying to use some metaphor about the concert being like two hands coming together and jjong in a non fake deep moment was like “…. what are u talking about lol”

that’s all I can remember rn but I’m sure more will come back to me but wow y'all…. wow

  • Me, sees a cute baby: aw I love babies, they're so cute!
  • Person next to me: yeah, you think that until they start crying
  • Me: thanks negative nancy, but did I ask for your input?? ?