the types as my (unhealthy) coping mechanisms!
estp: impulsively giving myself stick and poke tattoos out
of pure Boredom?? like srsly i have a (very faded) tattoo on my leg that just
says “she’s dead, karl.” why do i have she’s dead karl permanently tattooed on
my leg?? my manic episode of 1972™ or a legitimate
reason?? who fucking knows??
esfj: wants approximately 43 children. wants to name them all different variations of the name katelyn. secretly a 43 year old divorcee soccer mom in a 14 year old emo’s body. needs help.
enfj: rewatching mean girls at least once a week?? it’s a Serious Problem??
isfj: stress baking. i fucking kid you not last year around exam times i baked 37 consecutive batches of vegan cupcakes. who fucking Knows Why!!!!
istj: excessive use of midliner highlighters™ on notes for school. still have a gpa of 2.4 and Crippling Depression but hey!!!! at least my fucking notes are pretty!!!
entp: starts arguments with every fucking teacher. my algebra 1 teacher could sneeze and i would start a 43 minute debate about charles darwin’s formulated scientific theory of evolution™. Just a Crippling Hatred for any form of authority.
istp: writes shit like “say perhaps to drugs” or “your mom has nice tits” on bathroom stalls for no reason besides!!!! fuck the system!!!!!!! i’m an edgy individual who can do whatever the FUCK i want This Isn’t A Phase Mom
enfp: somberly watches the same vines of birds dancing at 3 in the morning while eating Half Stale Potato Chips™. is dead inside.
infp: purposely forces self to stay up till unearthly times of night and waits for the Nightly Feels™ to kick in just so i can write edgy poetry. is there a reason behind this?? none at all but!! do you think i’m gonna stop?? it’s a No From Me!!
isfp: scrolls through pages upon pages of those tuMblr aEsthTic blogs. all day. every day. has she even moved in the last 72 hours?? no!! why?? for the aesthetic!!
infj: analyzes everyone’s personality. i’d stare at a rock on the ground and mutter “what a 4w5.” secretly owns 19 cats. named them all after harry potter characters. regrets nothing.
estj: yells at everyone constantly. constant flaming hatred for everyone and everything. crippling self-hatred accompanied by an overwhelming narcissism. keeps forgetting to call my mom.
entj: daydreams about being an Important Person™ and yelling getting paid to yell at people. probably secretly cries self to sleep over a boy i haven’t seen in 3 years. lives for the formal attire aesthetic™.
intj: reads wikipedia articles for days at a time. i may be failing 3 classes!! but at least i sure know a lot about the aerodynamic stall of air france flight 447 and helena bonham carter’s entire family lineage!!
intp: writes mbti shit posts like these at 4 am. i need to get up in less than 2 hours. but i’m here. writing this. someone please help me.
esfp: literally hasn’t drank anything but arizona sweet tea™ in 2 consecutive years. plays 4 instruments but never practices. can speak 5 languages but still continues to confuses there their and they’re. the Class Clown aestheitc™.