me: im fine.
what i mean: jughead forsythe pendelton jones iii is homeless. he is fucking homeless, alright? he lived in a drive in theater and then he moved to a closet in his fucking high school, omfg i s2g, and his mom and his cool ass sister jellybean (who listens to pink floyd on vinyl omfg jb) are away because his dad is a drunk and a south side serpent and not very nice and then he gets fucking accused of killing jason blossom like wtf can this kid not catch a break???? and then his dad is like “nah i just need time to get things together” like he can just break up with his kid wtf????? and now he’s living with ginger judas who’s about to tell jughead’s private fam shit to pretty much everyone during a goddamned baby shower and just like, can everyone??? leave??? him??? alonE????