but shit this has taken a lot of time

can i say somethin real quick.

a lot of fans are quick to assume that big hit doesn’t care for bts, because the fans compare big hit to other companies (cough cough SM)
The fans even go as far to call Big Hit, “Big Shit”.

Everyone “defends” bts from “big shit” because apparently the company doesn’t give them time to rest or have holidays and overall doesn’t treat them right.

In actual fact, out of all of the idol groups i have liked in the past, bts has probably been the most taken care group. This is all because of how tight-nit the members are with the staff and how they are all family.

Now you can argue - “oh but remember that time that jungkook was hit by his manager” - well guess what happened when big hit caught wind of that info- the guy got sacked.
“Jimin starved himself…” - that was a decision made by Jimin (unfortunately)

you can see the close relationship between bts and their manager and dance instructor and stylists through just watching bangtan bombs or fancams where they interact. When the members are sick, they don’t force the member to perform like some companies would (see cough cough SM)

Big Hit are a friendly and supportive team that takes care of BTS and are like a home away from home for them. Bang PD hasn’t debuted anymore groups after BTS because he believes in them and wanted to focus on them solely. When no media-outlet believed in BTS and were practically made into a joke (see 1st visit weekly idol) Bang PD prevented them from going on variety shows that would make them feel inferior.

Guys… Big Hit has done so much for BTS, more than we know.

100 Harry Potter Prompts: Part 1

This list is #$@&%*! amazing, amigos! Thanks for all the submissions. Here is part 1:

  1. Parseltongues aren’t the only ones who can talk to certain animals; There are a number of hereditary abilities that allow wizards to understand and communicate with other species. You are a young wizard who can understand birds, and it is driving you CRAZY.
  2. 10 years later, on the day of the battle of Hogwarts. George is standing in front of the mirror, looking himself in the eyes, wishing that his reflection was someone else.
  3. Harry Potter prompt: The Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets is back! …but now it’s the size of a thread snake.
  4. A muggle angered by the fact that there are only 10 dragons in this world and 7 of them are European, sets off to find more dragons.
  5. Your entire family is full of Hufflepuffs, so during your sorting you begged the Sorting Hat to place you there. Now you’re older and definitely a Slytherin and you need to hide it.
  6. Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes has an adult section in the back.
  7. after Ron picks up the wrong hairs for a polyjuice potion Hermione is making, the two find themselves in each other’s bodies.
  8. You are the new heir of Slytherin, capable of opening the Chamber of Secrets and talking to snakes. On your first visit you find the monster dead. Not that you care, you never hated muggles anyway. Instead you start giving guided tours, charging a couple of Sickles for each tour, trying your best not to make the teachers notice.
  9. You’re a muggle born sorted into Slytherin of all places. The other students warn you that the Bloody Baron hates muggles, but to your surprise, the ghost has somewhat of a different view on muggleborns like you…
  10. Harry DOES get sorted into Slytherin when he asks not to be and becomes best friends with Draco as well.
  11. No one knew Voldemort was the last line of defence against them. Now he’s gone, and they are coming.
  12. Many years after the Dark Lord Voldemort was killed, a new dark lord has come. He’s part of the ministry and the new candidate for minister of magic..
  13. When Harry Potter dies in his first year at Hogwarts, Hermoine Granger takes on the duty of defeating the dark lord and succeeds in her task in the second year. The wizarding world is safe once again. Describe how she managed this.
  14. Write about Hermiones struggles and success as Minister of Magic.
  15. The dementors may suck the souls out of their victims with their kiss, but what happens to the soul after that?
  16. As a young gifted wizard, Sirius Black once found the Mirror of Erised; but what did he see as he glanced upon its glass?
  17. Hagrid comes every year to celebrate Harry’s birthday
  18. Harry never got a letter. He goes through his day to day life as a muggle, never noticing obnoxiously weird things around him. Write a day in the life of harry the muggle
  19. You’re invited to Tom riddle’s 6th birthday party
  20. Magical patronuses are extremely rare. It’s said that only the pure or the purely evil can conjure them. You’re a Slytherin trying to prove what they say about Slytherins is wrong. In Defence against dark arts, you just found out your patronus is a Hungarian horntail.
  21. “Don’t worry, Potter,” said the Dark Lord, “killing will get easier. And as my right hand man, you’ll need to get used to it.”
  22. Au where Snape is the chosen one and Harry is the Potions master
  23. In second year, Draco writes in the diary of Tom Riddle instead, and gets some pretty sound advice.
  24. “You went to school for seven years and THIS is what you use your skills on? Just- Just tell us why THIS branch of Animagi…?”
  25. Harry’s a girl, and has to deal with all the Voldemort shit when she has cramps so she’s extra pissed off.
  26. The Nimbus 3000 just came out, you are one galleon short but you desperately want it, how will you get your hands on the new broom?
  27. You somehow stumble into Filch’s office and grab the nearest artifact before you escape.
  28. Both Harry and Neville are the ‘chosen ones’. Only together are they able to defeat the Dark Lord. Unfortunately, everyone thinks only Harry is the ‘chosen one’. Follow Neville and co. as they discover the truth.
  29. Divination has a new muggle-born teacher, who seems more intent on teaching useful life lessons than magic.
  30. “You’re a wizard, Hermione.”
  31. “How many times have I told you to leave your dragons in Romania?!”
  32. “You’re a wizard, Harry.” “No shit!”
  33. All the Harry Potter character have switch roles, so that the heroes are now the villains. Who’s who and what happens?
  34. Mcgonagall, after noticing Harry’s letter is being ignored, goes to the Dursleys to check on the young wizard.
  35. Harry wonders what the fuck kinda school this is when Dumbledore says “ The third floor corridor is out of bounds for anyone that doesn’t want to die a most painful death.”
  36. Hermione Granger is one of those kids who is in classes meant for those a few years older than her, she is a genius.
  37. You are a muggle, yet direct magic doesn’t affect you, you wander into Hogwarts, you are not harmed by the shriek of mandrake plants, a basilisk cannot petrify you, magical devices break at your touch. you are a magic null.
  38. You thought you’d made a simple mistake in potions. As you sit outside the headmaster’s office, straining to hear the grave conversation from behind the door, it dawns on you that your error couldn’t have been as simple as it seemed.
  39. Harry goes on a journey of self-love by hiking around an Arby’s parking lot at 2am.
  40. The series is entirely the same but Voldemort and Snape have swapped noses .
  41. A day in the life of Dobby.
  42. Lucius is sacrificed by Voldemort and dies in the Wizarding War leaving pregnant Narcissa disillusioned and scared. She seeks help from Dumbledore and becomes a double agent.
  43. “Hmm, courage… yes… plenty of intelligence too! Very loyal… but crafty… hmm. Tricky, very tricky. I’m sorry, but you don’t seem to belong in any specific house. Better be… HOGWARTS!!!”
  44. Harry and Ron/Hermione and Ginny become the canon ships.
  45. Hermione and Ron visit America for a family vacation. Write about their adventures.
  46. Sassy harry calling Snape and Dumbledore out on their bullshit   24/7.
  47. Ravenclaws have a chamber of secrets, but it’s just a library of infinite knowledge too nerdy to touch.
  48. Post-apocalyptic Draco and Harry, where Draco needs the help of Harry in order for both of them to survive.
  49. You thought you were a muggle-born witch/wizard and then you find one of your long before ancestors in the portraits of the school’s corridors.
  50. You can do magic without a wand. You are the second most wanted after Voldemort.
  51. Disco balls and disco and lgbt folks at Hogwarts
  52. A student is accepted into Hogwarts only to find out it was a mistake and they don’t actually have any magical abilities. Tell their story of trying to make it through Hogwarts after all these years.
  53. Remus Lupin adopts Harry.  He never lived with the Dursleys. Tell us his happy Wizarding Childhood.
  54. You’re a historian writing a critical paper on The Battle Of Hogwarts. You believe the existing discourse has ignored the significance of one woman: Mrs Norris. Write a paper discussing her much-maligned role in the Battle of Hogwarts.
  55. A story about the lonely, never-useful life of Snape’s shampoo bottle.
  56. Rumour has it the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher has already arrived and is hiding. Whoever finds them gets 500 points for their house.
  57. write the wizarding sex ed pamphlet that gets handed out to fifth years.
  58. everything’s the same except every character is a lizard.
  59. Describe the three trials in the next Triwizard Tournament.
  60. “Nobody knew about the fifth Hogwarts founder, and the secret they hid in the castle… until now”
  61. Minerva McGonagall is quite puzzled by Dumbledore’s recent hires for Defense Against the Dark Arts, and would like to have a serious talk with him about it.
  62. You decide to try flying on a broom just for shits and giggles. It works, and now you need help. A lot of help.
  63. The previous magical protection of the prime minister has been retired. You have taken their place.
  64. The Wizarding World decided it’s time to explore space.
  65. Doleres Umbridge is now the head teacher of Hogwarts and president Snow form panel is the minister for magic. They have reinvented the triwizard tournament to have aspects of the hunger games. Tell the story of this year’s tributes.
  66. “When I wished to be part of the world of Harry Potter, I was hoping for an acceptance letter to Hogwarts, not for the bridge I was crossing to be demolished by death eaters on my way home from work!”
  67. You are a squib from a long line of witches and wizards who has never made any contact with the Muggle world. Today is your first day of high school.
  68. Hermione blinked. “You’re right, Ron. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.”
  69. Through a series of events, you land yourself in the world of Harry Potter. The catch? You’ve never read a word from the books and have absolutely no clue what’s going on.
  70. The entire series but everyone is emo as hell.
  71. You are Harry Potter’s less famous twin sibling. All you want is a quiet wizarding school life.
  72. Write the science behind magic.
  73. You are in the infamous library where no books have titles. Somehow, you pick up Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. You want to help in any way you can.
  74. “The wand chooses the wizard” except this time three have chosen the same master. And they’re attempting to duel each other.
  75. Re-write one of the quidditch chapters from the perspective of the snitch.
  76. Harry being raised by Sirius and Remus because they actually caught Wormtail
  77. Dumbledore reads My Immortal and thinks it’s really good.
  78. “The Death Eaters stole this from the Muggles. What is it, Hermione?” “Ron, I…I think it’s a Nuke.”  "WICKED! Dad’s gonna love this!“
  79. Draco and Ron get in a wizard’s fight; Harry has to reveal his love for Draco by protecting him.
  80. While looking through Filch’s files of rescinded objects, you find something extremely dangerous. Just as you put it in your pocket for later investigation, you get caught by Peeves the poltergeist.
  81. A deaf Ravenclaw, a disabled Slytherin, a mute Gryffindor, and a black trans Hufflepuff help together to cope with each other’s’ problems.
  82. You’ve just received a Howler in front of the whole school. What does it say and how does the school react?
  83. A very derpy Dementor who doesn’t even try and suck souls, but just wants to be friends with everyone and gets sad easily so everyone has to cheer it up.
  84. As it turns out, Neville is the strongest wizard of all.
  85. Write a love story about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
  86. Your boggart and your reflection in the Mirror of Erised show the same thing.
  87. Who maintains the enchanted ceiling at Hogwarts? How did they get the job and what’s their life like?
  88. Finally, Hogwarts gets its Wi-Fi hotspot.
  89. After a traumatising first year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley has to learn to deal with the long-term psychological effects of having been possessed by a dark wizard.
  90. Someone didn’t focus enough when trying to apparate somewhere and somehow wound up on Mars.
  91. You show someone the Mirror of Erised for the first time. You ask what they see, and they just look at you strangely. “What? Did you forget how mirrors work? I just see us.”
  92. A story written from the perspective of a student who died in the battle of Hogwarts, and is now a ghost there.
  93. Hogwarts wants to open a school in another part of the world.
  94. It’s been a hundred years, or so, and you’re still stuck in this dusty, shabby place. As a wand, it would be nice if you could finally choose the perfect wizard to wield you.
  95. You hide pictures of Voldemort in most  unusual places to freak other students out
  96. AU where all spells are imaginary. They’re basically running around with sticks yelling nonsense.
  97. The DA learned their most important lesson from Hermione - always bring a gun to a wand fight.
  98. Write about the day the magical world discovered internet (and proceeded to make their own WizNet)
  99. Harry Potter where Harry’s dad survived but is left emotionally destroyed by Voldemort’s attack.
  100. Harry Potter lowers his wand at himself. He swore he would rid the world of Horcruxes. He was about to make good on that promise.

 Let’s make a new list right away. Do you have a prompt for us?

The biggest thing I find about the non-believers in Crucifix nail Nipples, is that they want to believe that both authors and publishers have higher standards than they actually do. But if someone genuinely believed they could cash in on the hype train that was vampires back in 2012? They would have thrown their granny onto the tracks to do so.

This included publishers.

Nail Nipples was not the worst story I ever edited. There was in fact a story that landed into my in-tray that was so garbled I actually checked to make sure the formatting hadn’t somehow reverted to wingdings. No, turns out the writer really thought grammar and spelling was more of a general guideline. There was another where the author couldn’t differentiated between rape and rape fantasy. There was another author who killed off the bisexual part of an ot3 so that the “true” pairing could be together (a fairly common thing actually which yick and yikes) and there was also an issue with one author who didn’t realize Humbert Humbert from Nabokov’s Lolita was not in fact a hero.

All of these books were plucked from a list of hopefuls, taken to the chief editor who looked at our notes and said “nuke ‘em”. But there are other editors and publishers out there that were less reputable and that’s how you end up with shit like 50 Shades of Grey actually making it to print. 

And that kind of thing happens All The Time. There’s a lot of crap out there that has been officially published which I am almost 100% certain would not survive being beta’d in my group of friends. Who are for the most part, amateurs with a profound love for the written word and an understanding that the em dash is meant to gently break up sentences, and not hack it to pieces, and also Human Anatomy Does Not Work That Way 101.

In that regard fandom expects a lot from their writers. We want whole concise stories that make sense, are enjoyable and are also, free. We hold ourselves to a much higher standard because we have been told we’re “only” writing fandom, and that in the real world out literature wouldn’t hold up. And that’s a lie. Most fandom writers I know of are good enough to be in print.

So when people hear stories about something like Crucifix Nail Nipples landing onto a real life editorial desk, they can’t believe it. They think surely not, surely there are Procedures in place to stop this kind of thing. Well there is. It’s the poor sod sitting at their desk at 3 in the morning before a deadline, staring at their screen with one contact out because maybe if you squint at it the plot and narrative cohesion will emerge like the penguin in one of those magic picture books.

It just so happens that one day I sat down at my desk and the words “crucifix nail nipples” jumped out at me and I haven’t been able to stop mentally screaming since. 

Harry Potter characters on Public Transport

Hermione. Listens to podcasts and reads The Observer on her phone at the same time. Has extra bag containing her heels which she puts on when gets to office; keeps it neatly under her feet freeing up the seat beside her.

Ron. Has no idea how to get off. Has no idea how he got on for that matter. Also why does this bus take so long? Why didn’t they take the Knight Bus? Although there is always the chance someone has taken their Hippogriff on the Knight Bus, and they do shit a lot, and Hippogriffs aren’t allowed on London Buses.. That said, something does smell like Hippogriff shit.

Draco. Casting disinfectant charms with no regard for the Statute of Secrecy. Knows how to swipe his oyster card thank you very much Pansy it’s not his fault the gates slammed shut early.

Pansy. Unapologetically does her makeup. Always misses the last train home. Spends a fortune on mini-cabs.

Cormac McLaggen. Manspreads.

Hagrid. Can’t fit through turnstile for the Tube. Sad that he can’t bring Buckbeak.

Harry. Stands always. Even when tube isn’t crowded. Can’t stop staring at the pale blond head in front of him. Is it? Could it be? Why is he here? It wasn’t him yesterday, or the day before, or the week before that .. But it might be today. Very suspicious. Is always late and blaming train delays because he keeps getting off at random stops and following random blonds to make sure that they are not a certain person getting Up-To-No-Good™ 

Luna. Has never seen such a concentration of Wrackspurts in her life as when she surveys the commuters on the 7.18 Northern Line Tuesday morning.

Pieck is just stoned on weed
Like all the time 24/7

Tag yourself:

Classic Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic 1 - 3, Sonic Generations and Sonic Forces
- Doesn’t talk at all, but may make sounds to get peoples’ attention
- Lots of silly gestures and charades
- Light blue baby 💙

Adventure Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2
- Loud and sassy
- Very animated when he moves and talks
- Quills stick up when startled or frightened
- Probably says “radical” and “tubular”
- 7.8/10 way too dark blue

Modern Sonic
- Sonic from… A lot of games. Sonic Unleashed, Sonic Colors, the Storybook games, Lost World, etc.
- Likes puns
- Sassy, but knows when to tone it down
- Ultramarine
- The default Sonic most people think about

2006 Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
- Oddly human shaped
- Has the goofiest laugh ever
- Really appreciates nature and small things no one else notices or cares about
- Clumsy and sometimes has a hard time doing simple tasks
- Very pure, trying his best

Smash Bros Sonic
- Sonic from Super Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4
- Doesn’t talk until he has an opportunity to be sassy
- Likes to fight even when it’s unnecessary

- Sonic from the Sonic Boom series
- Very tall
- Don’t touch his bandana without permission, he will literally kill you
- Doesn’t take anything seriously
- Pretty lazy
- He’s also kinda loud -

Archie Sonic
- Sonic from the Archie Comics
- Can go from serious to silly in no time at all
- Often makes assumptions that could cause trouble
- Remembers almost everything
- Somewhat cautious in unfamiliar situations
- Needs a hug

Fleetway Sonic
- Sonic from the Fleetway Comics
- Probably the grumpiest Sonic
- Sassy, but like in a mean way (oops)
- Looks like a cinnamon roll but would actually kill you
- Do not make him mad
- Do not let him go super

- Sonic from the manga
- Very shy
- Short and cute
- Needs glasses but doesn’t like wearing them
- Always cold
- Gets sudden spikes of determination at random times
- Looks like a cinnamon roll but swears a lot

OVA Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic CD and the OVA
- A lot like Classic Sonic, but with messier quills
- Always sounds like he has a stuffy nose
- Demands to be taken seriously
- Cannot be taken seriously
- Will do anything to help anyone, even if he’s skeptical
- Really scared of bugs for some reason
- “There is only one Sonic”

AoStH Sonic
- Sonic from the tv series The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
- The goofiest Sonic
- Falls in love with every girl he sees
- If weird shit happens he just rolls with it because it’s normal to him
- Casually breaks the laws of physics and warps reality on a daily basis
- Costumes and crossdressing
- Has allergies and spring is hell for him
- A walking PSA
- “That’s no good.”

SatAM Sonic
- Sonic from the tv series Sonic the Hedgehog (which aired on Saturdays in the 90s)
- Loves nature almost as much as 2006 Sonic
- A bit less goofy than AoStH Sonic, but not by much
- Would rather sit on the floor than in a chair
- Likes to sleep in trees
- Probably gets squeamish in those rotating doors or phone booths (reminds him of the roboticizer)
- Has an extreme fear of failure
- “I’m waiting…”

Underground Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic Underground
- Sings out loud when a song is stuck in his head
- Doesn’t feel comfortable in houses for some reason
- Very protective of his friends and family
- Has abandonment issues and hates being alone
- Always has that feeling of “something’s missing but I don’t know what”

Sonic X Sonic
- Sonic from Sonic X
- A little lazy
- Loves little kids
- Loves flowers and probably collects them to dry them
- Always ready to help
- Extremely competitive
- Always seems to be looking for things he just put down 5 seconds ago gOD WHERE IS IT
- Picky about what he eats
- “What day is it?”
- “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

- You know what Scourge is like you fools
- Hail to the king, baby

- You also know what Zonic is like (and if you don’t, look at the wiki)

samwisegamgeeee  asked:

Hey Alan! I just saw a post about different types of allistics on my dash... one of them was "The 'Ally'™". I'm allistic and I want to know how I can be a good ally, so I thought I'd ask about certain things mentioned in the post so i can avoid doing them! What are person first language and functioning labels and what can I do as an allistic to be an actual ally (not an “Ally"™)? Thanks so much!

okay, first of all, I’m going to assume that you meant [this post]. If not, sorry. Second, I’m not going to get this perfect. I’m viewing this as a bit of a first draft, which (note to self) I will edit at some point.

definitions: person-first language is “person with autism” as opposed to “autistic person”. Please use “autistic person”. I dealt with functioning labels later in this disorganized hell-post. 

So here’s my stab at allistic ally 101

1) You follow the same rules as if you were an ally for any other group: [Here’s a pretty good ally 101 article], but it’s not the end-all-be-all. Keep listening to autistic voices, and if we contradict the rules hold our voices higher. 

Also, above all, rule #1 of allyship is don’t be a shithead–come to conversations with the intention to listen and learn first and treat us like human beings (this is particularly critical with disability rights)

2) Our voices are the important ones: this is important with being an ally to any group, but autistic people often struggle to communicate or express ourselves. Be patient. Ask people how they’d like to communicate and be prepared to be a bit flexible.

Some autistic people use AAC (Alternative or Assistive Communication), and their voices matter just as much as verbal people’s. You don’t have to learn ASL or anything, but don’t assume that because someone’s not communicating verbally they’re less intelligent or competent. And, even if someone can’t communicate using language (or communicate at all) don’t assume that they don’t have thoughts, feelings, and needs.

3) Nothing about us without us: knowing an autistic person doesn’t make you an expert on autism. BEING an autistic person makes you an expert on autism. If you see anything claiming to help autistic people that doesn’t prominently feature Actual Autistic People, don’t support it (unless Actual Autistic People are telling you to support it, see #2)

This goes double for any charitable organization focused on autism which leads me into point number 4 (also from here on out things are a bit smaller-scope, that doesn’t make them less important):

4) Autism Speaks is trash: [and] [here] [are] [some] [sources

If you want to support charities try ASAN and The Autism Women’s Network

5) Please don’t try to “cure” us: I’m dealing with some internalized ableism with this one, so let me turn you over to  Anya Ustaszewski who in [this article] writes:

My autism is part of who I am. It is not something “extra” that can be taken away from me to suit the agenda of an intolerant society. My abilities, challenges and perception of the world all go hand in hand. If I were to be “cured” of my autism, the person that I am would cease to exist.

so yeah cure = bad, acceptance and accommodation = good

6) Celebrate the things that make autistics unique: lately, tumblr has gotten a lot more stim-positive, but stimming isn’t solely a pretty, paint-mixing or slime video (in fact, stimboards are rarely tagged and can overstimulate the SHIT out of me). 

A lot of time, stimming is viewed as ugly, distracting, loud, disgusting, or socially unacceptable. Support your local autistics, don’t expect people to stop stimming and try not to stare or comment (many autistic people have to work very hard to reclaim stimming after childhoods of expecting to suppress it entirely).

Also, try your best to support different cognitive styles and processing issues. Try to keep your websites accessible, provide image transcripts, try not to make posts that are entirely text in images (like screenshots of twitter posts), and help to subtitle videos if you can. <- these things also help d/Deaf people and anyone who accesses the internet via a screenreader

7) steer clear of stereotypes: I’m not rain man or that dude on the big bang theory or your cousin’s dentist’s sister’s younger brother’s son. The ‘idiot savant’ stereotype is almost never true and puts unreasonable expectations on autistic people. Also, not all of us are good at math or science, have incredible memories, etc. Fitting or not fitting stereotypes don’t change the fact that every autistic person is human and deserves rights and respect.

8) functioning labels are fake: never listen to anyone who describes autism as “high” or “low functioning”. Every autistic person has struggles, and putting labels on functioning basically sorts people into “can be ignored” and “subhuman”. [here’s about a million posts about why they suck because if I put it all here this post would be five times as long]

9) ABA is trash: this is trigger territory for a huge number of autistic people, so [here] and I’m not going to say anything else just take my word on this one

10) If it has puzzle pieces on it, run: if you’re looking to see if a group is okay, look for the rainbow infinity sign. The puzzle piece is a huge red flag. Please don’t support anything with puzzle pieces on it. Please. I’m begging you.

Okay that was WAAY longer than I meant it to get, sorry. Also, I’ve missed a bunch of things, but I’ve been working on this for an hour and I don’t have the energy to add more. I’ll throw this in #actuallyautistic and hopefully someone else can add anything important I missed.

Patater Week - Day 3

Feb. 8 - Fake Dating/Secret (?) Relationship - (2K)

“I don’t care, it’s not weird, I’m going to sit on you,” Jeff says, shifting all 200 pounds of his body onto Kent’s lap.

“I wish you wouldn’t,” Kent tells him.

“That’s pretty gay,” an Aces teammate says from where he is sitting on the ground, demolishing his bowl of popcorn that he stole from Kent’s cabinets, even though Kent had specifically told him to not touch his cabinets. “And I have a boyfriend.”

“Shut up, I’m so scared, I’m so fucking scared,” Jeff says, burying his face in Kent’s neck. “Did they make it out of the hallway?”

“I don’t know, why don’t you watch the movie?” Kent says through his teeth as he shoves Jeff off to the side, which is rather difficult considering that Jeff is insistent that he turn into a human-sized suction cup for the occasion. “Seriously, could you let go? I can’t breathe.”

“Why did you pick a scary movie if you’re afraid of them, Jeff?” a rookie asks. He’s lounging on the carpet, his head using Patrick’s lap as a pillow as he scrolls down his phone.

“I’m not scared,” Jeff says, then curses as the woman in the TV screen turns a corner in her hallway and the music grows more ominous. “This is for a team bonding exercise for the rookies.”

“Which you hosted. At my place,” Kent says flatly. “Without consulting me.”

“You’re the captain,” Jeff says. “It should be at your place.”

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It was requested, so here is a lil’ prequel to this oneshot I posted a few days back showing how Harry and Y/N met! It’s pure fluff and drunk Y/N laying on Nick Grimshaw’s kitchen floor with a few mentions of The Notebook because I love DEATH AND DYING. 


Harry must notice your presence and you realize your balance must be as off as you feel like it is, because the first thing Harry ever says to you is: “y’good there, love?” And you do your best to nod, giving him a dopey smile as you find your grip on the counter, steadying yourself in your drunken state as you look at him. 

The next thing you’re doing is practically diving for the sink.

You don’t even realize that there’s been someone taking care of you the entire time until you’ve finished and you feel a hand holding your hair back like it’s in a ponytail and another rubbing your back in slow circles. After a minute, you turn to see Harry standing right behind you, and you shouldn’t be surprised that he did it, considering he’s left the party to clean, but it doesn’t change the fact that you are. “Guess y’not so good, after all,” he says, finally, and you’d slap him for teasing you if you weren’t appreciative of the fact that he’s taking a glass from a cabinet and filling it with ice water for you.


Nick Grimshaw is Y/N’s bestie and she finally talks to Harry at one of his parties when she least expects it

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anonymous asked:

I love your writing style soon much! Can I request oikawa with fem!Bf hc please? Thanks a lot :)

This has been in my ask box since June forgive me. I think I’m gonna start working backwards in the box I resent myself.

- Oikawa will treat his female best friend like a queen, and never is there a time where there’s an exception against that. Is a rude boy making her feel uncomfortable? He has two seconds to run before Oikawa is on his ass. Are his ‘fangirls’ making her feel uncomfortable? He will not hesitate to show his nasty side. Nobody can get away with teasing his best friend, that is, except him, of course.

- Oikawa isn’t ruthless when it comes to teasing her, though. Most of the time, it’s harmless things he says to purposefully embarrass her, like shouting, “yes queen!” at the top of his lungs when she does a trivial task. Other times, though, he’s willing to be a little rude, but only because he knows she’ll always be a little rude back.

“__, the color of your sweater literally looks like Ushijima Wakatoshi’s personality.”

“What in the world is that supposed to mean?”


“Well, when I saw it on the rack I thought it resembled your complexion, so…”

- Being rather close to Oikawa means she would be susceptible to Iwazumi, as well. She would definitely get along with him, though. To deal with Oikawa Tooru on a daily basis means harboring a lot of patience, and I feel like the two would be rather similar, somehow. Thing is, Oikawa resents ever introducing the two because now he has two people doting on his ass if he stays up past midnight. (He would never admit that he likes the feeling of being taken care of, though.)

- Platonic sleepovers definitely happen all the time, usually once a week, on Fridays after Oikawa’s practices. They don’t do much, usually just sit around in face masks from Sephora that she buys specifically for the occasion, and talk shit about classmates and teammates alike. They alternate houses each week, but usually opt to Oikawa’s because his bed is much bigger. Since both of them are tired and stressed high school kids, they usually end up falling asleep by midnight. Oikawa likes to tease and say they’re getting too old for sleepovers, when falling asleep at midnight is more fun than staying up until three.

- Neither of them develop feelings for each other, and to other people, especially girls, it’s so shocking? People know just how close Oikawa and __ are to each other, (he documents every one of their outgoings and sleepovers on his Snapchat story) and when the two literally share the same bed on certain nights, it’s hard for others to believe that they’re actually not dating. Nevertheless, girls are very jealous that she wouldn’t be taking advantage of a situation like that, and causes a lot of resentment towards her. In the end though, __ is still the one braiding Oikawa’s hair on Friday nights, so they can resent all they want.

- Thing is, they don’t develop feelings because they both know just how trashy the other is. __ knows all about Oikawa’s superiority complex, and his bitter hatred for Ushijima and Kageyama (despite them doing nothing wrong, but she would never tell him that.) She knows about his stupid playboy act and how in private he cries over Kylo Ren, which she does too, which probably explains why they get along. Oikawa has so much dirt on her, with all the weird things she’s into and all the shit she talks about her friends. He feels like even if he were to develop feelings for her and result in them dating, their breakup would be so messy because, not only is he petty, but she is too. The school would probably run wild with both of their personal business for weeks, and the thought of that scares him away from even thinking about the idea.

- Slaps her ass in the halls just to get a rise out of her. She got back at him after pre-lims one year by running out onto the court and slapping his ass in front of his entire team and a stadium full of people. That didn’t stop him from continuing it, though.

- Loves this girl because, besides her, Iwaizumi is his only other close friend. When Iwaizumi does something to piss him off, who is he going to complain to? His mom? __ is his lifeline when he has to vent about his team, because venting about his team to Iwaizumi makes him go on a tangent, and venting about Iwaizumi to Iwaizumi is called a fight.

- Definitely eggs on the rumor that the two of them are dating, just for shits and giggles. He’ll let her borrow all his sweatshirts, hell, sometimes he even forces her into them. He always makes sure she wears his jersey around school the day before a big game, and he platonically kisses her in front of ‘fangirls’ to get them to leave them alone. She thinks it’s a bit annoying at times, but Oikawa eats it up.

- He probably winds up with a skewed perception of girls because of her. He’ll come back home from a failed date like, “fuck. I forgot crying over Carrie Fisher’s death for a week and a half isn’t a topic you bring up with other girls. Whelp. Time to vent to __ about it.”

anonymous asked:

Follow up to your Alex post, I think it is also essential for people to remember who Alex Danvers is. She's not just a sister & a daughter, she's a highly trained military agent, at the top of her abilities, second only to J'onn(a powerful alien). Alongside her high intellect, she is trained to kill, torture, lie, and read patterns in body language. At one time she says "I know a lot about people, I wish I didn't". She's aware of what she can do, and how that gradually shifts her personality.1/

We saw Alex “reacting” because it’s what she was trained to do, and killed Astra without a second thought. We saw her losing her shit and torturing that CADMUS guard. She had no issue to lock up Max even without hard evidence. She went rogue, even though she has taken an oath. Every single one of those was to protect someone she loves, not for the greater good. 2/

If Alex was to sacrifice someone she loves to save the planet, she is not the noble hero who would save the planet, she would save her loved ones first. She would sacrifice herself to save others though(because she is a blob of jelly inside). DEO is sketchy and Alex is aware of that, and she still participates willingly, because it provides her the power she needs to protects those she loves, and of course having the power she does busts her ego too. That says a lot about her character. 3/

She enjoys the power, way more than we get to see. Especially the power that is not revolving around Kara. Like when she went after Mon-el in 2x03 and Kara called her dummy for going alone, and Alex was not pleased with that, telling her she would have done her job, mocking a “yes ma'am”. She is annoyed that Kara bosses over her, but she doesn’t really care at the same time.4/4

Heh. So I’ve said before that I will not reblog certain Alex gifsets (the torture scene from 2x15 in particular) because I do not like how fans have glorified her violent behavior. I know people who work in these kind of professions in real life, and wanton extrajudicial torture is not cool. It’s not sexy. It’s not admirable. It’s inhumane and it’s wrong, end of story. And the fact that it’s been turned it into some kind of ~fun joke disgusts me. So does the hot new trend of writing “punch me/step on me/choke me” in your tags on a post where the character is being physically abusive. We’ll be having none of that over here in this corner of tumblr dot com!

IN ANY CASE, you are correct. Alex possesses a whole lot of skills that are, in fact, scary when you stop and think about them. This is one of the most interesting things about her, actually: she draws in and holds her own with some of the most powerful beings in the universe and is completely unassuming about it. It’s kinda like how Harry Potter was able to get the philosopher’s stone because he wasn’t actively trying to plot world domination.

Alex is very much heroic in that she is a self-sacrificing idiot when it comes to the people she loves, but she can also be ruthless and tunnel-visioned in a way that does not a good hero make, and this is where the fascinating gap lies between her and Kara.

Kara looks up to Alex in the adorable way that many a younger sibling does, but this also means Kara has a gaping blind spot when it comes to understanding Alex’s motivations for doing what she does. Kara has a nasty tendency copy/paste her own values onto everyone else unless forced to do otherwise, and the show has set up this conflict in both S1 and S2 but failed to execute it properly. Alex tends to come off looking heroic because her personal goals and her professional goals usually match up. But if they don’t? She will pick her personal interests every time, usually with the rationale that doing things her way will ultimately benefit her professional interests down the line. (And this is almost always the case within canon. See: Black Mercy, Astra, arresting Max, going after Kara in the fight club, Cadmus explodey times.)

Kara, however, hasn’t quite realized that Alex does not actually share her principles, because 99% of the time when Alex is tossing her professional code of ethics to the side it’s for Kara’s benefit.

I’m not sure I agree about 2x03 being a demonstration of ego/power trip, because that scene can also be read as Kara being kind of arrogant for assuming she needs to be there to do the day-saving. Alex is annoyed because she was perfectly capable of doing her job back when Kara didn’t know she was doing it, but now all of the sudden she should wait around for the superhero? Plus, factor in the sibling dynamic here. Telling your big sister what to do when she hasn’t asked for your opinion is a no-no.

Also, your point here is countered by all the fight training scenes in S1. Alex says flat out that she hated it when J’onn forced her to show up Kara and kick her butt.

Alex likes being recognized for her competence by people whose opinions she values. That’s not the same thing as feeling superior.

Paps // Conor Maynard

Request: Hi! I just read a few of your writings and i absolutely love em! I was wondering if you could do one where conor and the reader get surrounded by paps and conor gets protective.


“Shit.” You whispered to yourself looking put the window of your bedroom, seeing a lot of people waiting for your friends and boyfriend at the hotel door.

You had all taken a little trip ti get away from stuff, but somehow, they managed to find you; and you weren’t really surprised, they always had a way of knowing where they were. Thing is, even though this has happened over a thousand times during the last two years, when you started dating Conor, you still got nervous. There were girls screaming, paps, flashes all over capturing your every move.

“There are a lot of people out there.” You said, coming back to stand next to Conor, who wrapped an arm around you to comfort you.

“We’ll be fine. I’m gonna be here with you the whole time, yeah?” He whispered in your ear, you nodded as he kissed your temple before looking back at the boys.

“Should we go out together or in groups of two or three?” Caspar asked.

“I think we should go together,” Oli spoke “It’ll give time for Y/N to get in the car while we take pictures and stuff.”

You smiled at how thoughtful Oli was, and he gave you a little nod.

“Let’s go then, the cars are waiting outside.” Jack said and everybody started walking toward the main entrance of the hotel.

You let out a nervous sigh when you saw all the people outside, and Conor gave a little reassuring squeeze to your hand before Josh opened the doors.

As you stepped outside you could hear girls screaming the boys’ names and flashes going off, almost blinding you.

“Is it okay if I take a few pictures? I’m not gonna let go of your hand.” Conor said, and you nodded.

You tried to concentrate on him, on how he smiled brightly in the pictures and how his hand never let go of yours rather than everything else that was happening around you. That was until someone pushed you and you let go of his hand.

Your eyes went wide at the loss of contact with your boyfriend and you started panicking. There were people trying to push past you to get to the boys and you couldn’t do anything about it, besides, the blinding flashes didn’t help you to find him either.

“Con?” You asked “Conor!”

“Baby, I’m here!” He said, hugging you, and as he did, a wave of relief went through your body.

He hugged you tightly and started walking pass the girls, saying sorry and then you got to the road of paps blocking your way into the car.

“Excuse me, we want to get in the car.” He said.

The flashes were so strong that you hid your face on Conor’s chest to protect your eyes from the bright lights, and that’s when he pushed a guy to the side and got you into the car and closed the door.

“Are you okay?” Was the first thing he asked.

“Yeah, sorry.” You nodded.

“You don’t have to be sorry, it’s hard, I know.” He smiled, bringing you close and kissing your forehead. “Sorry I let go.”

“It’s not your fault.” You smiled, looking into his calming eyes. “Thank you for always protecting me.”

“My pleasure, babe.”

The Mistress - Chapter 17

Summary: The OC (reader) decides that they have had enough of The Sanctuary and they are going to attempt to leave while away on a run with Simon….

Characters: Reader (OC), Simon, Negan & Michael

Warnings: Swearing & some angst 

AO3 Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9366677/chapters/26168232

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Okay, so vis a vis the Nick Robinson thing, I think I’m starting to notice a few really confusing leaps or gaps in people’s understanding of what exactly is going on. Some people are looking right at a pattern of sexually pushy (and by that, all I literally have to mean is a consistent push towards making conversations sexual) communication with other women in the games journalism industry, and fans, and saying “what’s everyone giving a shit about? This is fine, I don’t know what we’re supposed to condemn him for.”

With the exception of one tweet I’ve seen that referenced Nick doing that to a 16 year old girl when he was twenty–and that was a second-hand story as opposed to a personal testimony–nobody has actually accused Nick of anything illegal. Like, they don’t need to, and that isn’t the point. I think we’ve been so inundated with Bill Cosby news, and if you’re Canadian the Jian Gholmeshi scandal, that we connect celebrities perving on women to criminal actions. Mainly because a lot of the time the only point where anyone bothers doing anything about it is when it gets to that person committing rape or sexual assault. Usually for several years.

This is slightly different.

People are mad about Nick doing this for two reasons. One personal, one professional. Personally, he styled himself in a progressive, feminist light, or at the very least associated himself very closely with people who were and profited off of that image. As a man who has intense difficulty forming male friendships because I’m sick of having to deal with toxic masculinity in my social circles, watching series like Car Boys made me feel really great because it was just two guys having a great time and not being pieces of shit. And that’s kind of taken a kick to the gut because of this. That response isn’t negotiable, by the way. You can’t tell someone that they need to like someone, and if these messages reveal that the person has some pretty awful dealbreakers in terms of how they comport themselves, those people feeling hurt and betrayed literally cannot be wrong about that. People are also painting other guys, like the McElroys with the same brush, likely to avoid being hurt again. I’m a feminist “soft boy” too. Nick has made a lot of people more naturally distrustful of that.

Second, and here’s where people are just plain confused to shit, is the professional angle. Polygon is a corporation. Under the umbrella of an even larger corporation. Regardless of how they present it, Polygon is a serious business. It’s not a frat house. It’s more like an office. Watch the documentary about the making of Polygon some time, it literally gave me anxiety to realize just how much work went into making the content. They are a corporate office team. And these tweets, coming from a public face of the corporation, are nowhere close to acceptable. Fuck “cringe flirting”, Nick was using his position at he company to try and get sex out of other game journalists. Like…you’ve seen enough television about corporate culture to know why that’s not allowed right? Combined with the VERY left-leaning views of Vox and Polygon, you’ve got an extremely public part of their brand acting in a way both out of line from an HR perspective and completely embarrassing to the company professionally. He’s fired. They’re just collecting data. Trust me. This boy is unemployed. That’s not an overreaction, it’s the only reaction. You can argue (incorrectly) that his flirting wasn’t pushy and gross between two random humans, but there’s literally no way you could possibly not think this guy should be fired. Not sent to prison, but like, there is a middle ground.

@brotherhoot​ named Jean-Jacques Lahache so I wanted to try and develop a set of headcanons I feel he would have! Feel free to add some if you’d like!

  • Lahache is super tall, and the other squad members never cease to tease him about that one time he whacked his head on a tavern entrance sign.
  • He scowls and rolls his eyes a lot, and his voice is deep enough to rumble in his chest a bit.
  • He has dark hazel eyes and dark black hair that is never kept. Thank god for hair ribbons, because otherwise that shit would be everywhere.
  • Lahache is always the first one into combat, causing a distraction and drawing the attention towards himself so the other squad members can go undetected.
  • He lost a brother to revolutionary extremists, and has taken it upon himself to watch over the group as his own family.
  • Lahache is always tired, so he frequents the Café Théâtre and is their most popular costumer.
  • He works on blacksmithing in his spare time, and provides the design for the guillotine gun. (Axes and bombs? What could go wrong?)
  • He is one of the only squad members that wont take anyone’s shit. If someone starts talking smack, he’ll give it right back.
  • His temper is quick and harsh until you get to know him, but upon befriending him you realize he is just drawn back in most situations, and doesn’t care much for big social interactions.

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- the dance in the lake of despair is one of the most romantic things I’ve ever seen and is better than any kiss I could have wished for

- honestly I see their relationship as almost one of the plot twists, bc at first they are just temporarily teaming up but then things pile on after another and all of a sudden it hits you that holy shit Fakir has taken the love interest role that Mytho had in season 1, it is really great and I’ve been trying my hardest not to spoil it for ppl when I can

- everyone talks about how horrible the, “girl makes asshole dude a better man” but it is done here with a lot more nuance as Ahiru’s main goal is never to change him and he is more inspired by her own good actions and doesn’t even realize it until episode 23 

- they are so good for each other, saving each other multiple times, accepting each other for their true selves, so wholesome, and again it is freaking “enemies to lovers” yet done in such a loving way

- while I’m totally fine with the ending, with as much as I’ve been involved with fandom, by now it’s just a given to me that Ahiru returns to being human eventually, like I don’t need that explained when I read post-canon fic, and it’s pretty rare I read something with duck!Ahiru in post-canon

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Pssst, Rams. jeonjagiya spilled that you know the secret to eternal youth face. Can I ask what masks you use/what your routine is? *readies notepad*

 bahahaha @jeonjagiya​ HOW COULD YOU jk

um i basically use snail cream for EVERYTHING like no joke. but it really depends on how my skin is doing/if i am on my period and such. but these are my top shelf items that i use weekly. i need to put them under a read more…..because there is a lot


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[Hi, I’d like to request what would Junkrat’s reaction would be if fem!reader stood up for him and protecting him and admitting her feelings for him in the process? Maybe even jealous? Trash child needs more love 👏]

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[Jamison×Reader] [Fem!Reader] [Jealous Reader]

After a mission where your brave act got you a promotion you come back to declare your feelings for your Junker. But what you see gives you a spin of emotions you never could have expected.

You were on your way to the dining hall to meet up with your favorite Junker after a long mission. It was hard being away from him for that long because poor boy didn’t know how to operate a phone and you couldn’t communicate. As you were on your way you got a few congradulations on your performance on the mission. You had managed to pull the team through the mission after your leading officer got injured. Not only did you succeed but you cut the mission time in half and saved so many lives.

After docking at home you had been promoted higher than even your leading officer. With this new pride, confidence, and the new uniform adorned with your massive amounts of medals you earned, you had decided something. You were going to confess to Junkrat that you liked him.

You couldn’t put your finger on exactly how but you loved that Junker. To you he was handsome because you saw past the soot, crazy facade, and his past. You saw a boy who was passionate about things and had gone through absolute hell his whole life.

You admired his strength to be able to be carefree and face all hateful people with laughs. Most people would crumble and try to stay away from people but he had to survive. He wound layers and layers of walls and defenses around his beaten heart to continue going. He was stronger than most anyone and you loved him for it.

You had been friends with him for your whole time at overwatch. The Junkers had taken you in when you were just a recruit. So when you stood in the doorway of the dining hall seeing another girl in your place your chest burned with jealousy and anger. It got worse when you realized it was Mei. Everyone at the base knew they hated each other but would also be perfect for each other.

You didn’t even realize you were moving until you heard her say it. She said it often to Jamison and it always bothered you but today it was different. Filled with the pride of being promoted, the anger of her being in your spot, and the jealousy made you snap.

“You’re just a no-good bully-” Before Mei could say anything else you had pulled her from her seat and pushed her away. Now situated between Junkrat and her you glared.

“Oi! Y/N wot a surprise! Roadie an I didn’ know you’s was back-” Junkrat had moved to get up but you put a hand on his head and sat him back down.

“Hang on Jamie.” Your words dripped with anger as you glared at Mei. “How dare you be so mean to him?”

“Excuse me?” Mei automatically became defensive and frowned back at you.

“Darl…” Jamie said and reached out to you but you shrugged it off.

“You have gone through a lot and it has taken a toll on you Mei! So I am flabbergasted by the fact that you judge someone who obviously has been through much more shit than you! You should be praising him for how strong he is for making it through his shitty life! He is a survivor just like the rest of us and he does the best he can! Not to mention the fact that he is insanely smart and kind to people he feels are worthy of it! So maybe he is a bully to you because maybe he realizes you aren’t worth his time huh!?” At this point you were breathing heavily and everyone was staring at you. Feeling your cheeks get cold you realized you were crying and you gently touch your wet cheeks. Then looked around at the shocked faces and Mei’s hurt one. “I-I…”

You couldn’t get much more out before you were engulfed in a tight hug by none other than your Junker. “Darl…ya really think those things?” He asked as he looked down at you.

You blushed and looked down a little. “Honestly…I was on my way to tell you I had feelings for you…but when I saw her with you I lost it.”

At that point you blinked hearing and feeling Junkrat start to laugh hysterically. “Oh Darl! Snowball ‘as only over 'ere cause I wanted ta see if ya would get jealous!” Your blush darkened as he continued to laugh then you looked at Mei who was giggling too. “Darl nothin could eva make dis ol Junker love anythin’ else after yer display there.” And with that he kissed you. Even though you felt as if your face would melt with how hard you are blushing you kissed him back. And when you parted and he pressed your foreheads together you could never be more happy even with all the cheers echoing in the hall.

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