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King of Memes

Or, how Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog. 


Tony couldn’t seep. Sometimes he managed a few hours if he was tired enough, so usually he went to the gym and worked out until he was exhausted. Tonight, though, he found the gym already occupied: Barnes, with his hair tied up, working steadily at the heavy bag. Normally Tony would make an awkward comment and leave him to it, but instead he just heads for the opposite side of the gym. After setting up at one of the far treadmills, Tony worked his way to a easy run. Barnes was laying his fists rhythmically into the bag, and the quiet thumping was sort of strangely soothing. Between the running and the thumping, Tony slipped into a near-trancelike state.

 And then Barnes let out an ungodly howl, drew back his left fist, and slammed it straight through the heavy bag with a roar of, “DIE A THOUSAND BURNING DEATHS!”

Tony fell off the treadmill, scrambled to his feet, and booked it to the elevator.


kingofmemes posted:

holy shit you guys there was a spider on my punching bag !!! thanks to my many years of combat experience & martial arts training things are okay now

Posted at 4:47 AM, 37294 notes


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Does anyone notice that these two ships are very very alike like OMG ONE IS THE TSUNDERE FRIEND WHO TURNS OUT TO BE A CINNAMON ROLL AND THE OTHER ONE (WHO FREAKING SAVE HIS APPEARANCE FOR THE LAST FREAKING MOMENT) KINDA LOOKS ANTI SOCIAL BUT ACTUALLY A CUTIE PIE AND CARES A LOT I’M OUT

Me doing random quiz on internet
  • Quiz: what's your favourite colour?
  • Me: well that's easy, black...
  • Quiz: what do you want most out of your life?
  • Quiz: *lists five hundred options*
  • Me: *viscously scrolling through*
  • Me: bitch I just want my otps to be canon
Voltron shipping in a nutshell

Klance: Brings the opposites attract and the love/hate dynamic to its limits, MUTUAL PINING

Sheith: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST AN

Hance: Bros before hoes 一OH WAIT THERES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO, hugs all day

Shallura: space power couple, has like 4 kids to feed, “conquered the universe last tuesday now what’s next”

Shidge: cuddly, tol n smol dynamic, mostly a family kind of dynamic, pidge is somehow always riding on Shiro’s shoulders

Heith: a lot of hugging and crying, but also A LOT of mutual support. Anything involving Hunk is sweet and precious :)))

keidge/kidge: THEORY!!! CONFIRMED!!!!! EXPOSED!!!!! basically the alien couple, probably has 10 drawing boards in their room

Shance: the dad jokes duo, a lot of saving each other’s ass 24/7, suprisingly compatible, looks like a pure wholesome ship but actually have 20000 kinks

Lancelot: Romeo & Juliet. its a crackship but hey!! it works!! usually involving a kidnapped Lance

edit: there’s shance now