but she freaked out

!!!

Ok Selja is back and it’s worst. I said I wouldn’t talk about her anymore, but its worst really. Report @Selja_helllover, I’m fucking shaking and I want to puke so bad

PLEASE ONLY REPORT, AND FOR GOD’S LOVE STAY DISCRETE!!!!! DONT POST ON TWITTER “REPORT SELJA”!! She will see and + Armys will freak out!!
Also I saw many account doing the same kind of thing to Jimin (death threat) so only report!!! Dont post a tweet on twitter, dont talk to them, dont interact with them

based on this post where lardo and shitty are accidentally pregnant

She was five weeks in, nothing was showing, but she’d been puking almost everyday and had refused Bitty’s pumpkin pie the other day. Lardo hasn’t told her mom yet, and Shitty refuses to tell anything to his father but she knows that his mother knew about it. Jack had called her immediately after Shitty freaked and told him a week ago, before freaking out himself telling Bitty, who had broken into their apartment in order to make sure she was okay.

“I’m okay, people should stop asking me if I was okay, I’m pregnant, not sick.” She complained to Jack, who only answered by giving a silent nod. 

“Shitty’s freaking out,” Jack said instead. 

“I know.” She groaned and put her face in her hands. A moment of silence passed between the two before she lifted her head again. “I don’t want to chain him down like this or jerk him around emotionally. I know he wants me to keep it.” 

“He wants whatever you want,” Jack said.

She knew that, but she could also read Shitty enough to know that he was ecstatic and wanted nothing more than to have her keep it. And the scary thing was, she could also feel herself being as excited as he is. 

“How are the two of us even remotely qualified to be parents? He’s just starting his job, and I have my job.” And Lardo wasn’t sure that one, her bosses would let her take a maternity leave, and two, that she was even on the life track that she had envisioned for herself with this job. Sports management paid a lot, and Lardo knew she was on the fast track to promotion, but now that this forced her to look at her life she wasn’t sure she wanted to spend it all picking up after athletes. But she wasn’t sure that she can provide proper care if she didn’t have the high paying job in her position. And it was a downward spiraling mess of disaster. 

It was as if Jack could read her mind, or at least the mood in her mind, because he puts a hand on her shoulder and leaned back on the sofa that they were sitting at. 

“Maybe you’re thinking too much,” he said. “Just concentrate on whether or not you want to keep it, and trust in your friends to help you no matter which choice it is. We’re a team.” 

She sniffed, and suddenly Jack found himself with an armful of Lardo. The two of them extricated themselves from their situation as soon as Lardo stopped wiping tears and snot off of Jack’s sweater. Jack extended a fist, and Lardo bumped it.

“Got your back,” they said together.

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anonymous asked:

prompt - Regina is really really excited and it makes Emma so happy to see her smile

Thanks for the prompt :)

“Oh my god! Emma! Look at this!” 

Emma shakes her head with a soft smile. She suggested the trip to New York so they could do touristy things and relax, since every time they’d been so far was full of magic disasters and tracking down their son. 

It’s been wonderful if not surprising. She’d been expecting Regina to freak out over the art museums and theatre shows, and whilst Regina was fascinated by them nothing has come close to the excitement of today. 

The zoo. 

As soon as they walked through the gates Regina’s eyes lit up and all but ripped Emma’s arm off in her eagerness to see monkeys. 

Emma grins at Regina’s excited shout, her heart filling with joy, as she walks up and slips an arm around her ecstatic girlfriend, “So…the zoo huh?” 

Regina nods, “We never had animals like this in the…where I’m from. They’re incredible…look Emma! There it is again!” 

“What? Where?” 

Regina sighs turning Emma’s head so that she can see the adorable baby panda bear cub. “Okay that is pretty damn cute,” Emma says turning to kiss Regina softly, “Almost as cute as you.” 

anonymous asked:

Could you do Gaara's S/O telling him she's pregnant and he freaks out and has doubts about being a father? So he turns to Naruto for advice and Naruto looks back to when kids were born. He tells him kids are wonderful and to talk through it with her?

“I’m pregnant.”

The words echoed in Gaara’s head, over and over again. He could hear them so clearly, in his significant other’s nervous yet gentle voice. He tried to mull things over, but he was so overwhelmed that he couldn’t seem to figure anything out.

“You’re going to be a father.”

Gaara didn’t know if he was ready. He hadn’t had a father growing up, not really – not an active one. So, how was he supposed to know what to do? He couldn’t be a suitable father for his child. The child would hate him. These harmful thoughts swam around Gaara’s brain as he made the journey to Konoha. He had to talk to Naruto about this.

The journey to Konoha was an uneventful one, for which Gaara was very thankful. Although, with thoughts of his partner at home without him, his stress levels were by no means low.

As the unexpected visitor reached Konoha, he sighed. He did hope Naruto wasn’t busy, and regretted not declaring his trip before he departed. He wouldn’t want to be an inconvenience to his friend, who was usually busy, and played an important role in the maintenance of his village. Since Gaara was a kage himself, he understood how irritating it could be when an unforeseen visitor showed up on a particularly hectic day.

Gaara chewed on his lip as he was escorted to Naruto’s office, more anxious thoughts clouding his head. With a tentative tap on the door, Gaara stepped into the round, well-lit room that was the younger man’s workplace.

Naruto stood instantly, a wide grin showing on his face. “Gaara! I wasn’t expecting you.”

“It’s been a while,” Gaara smiled back, his nerves immediately calmed by Naruto’s enthusiastic nature.

“What can I do for you?” Naruto asked, and Gaara approached the desk which Naruto was stood behind.

After a moment, Gaara spoke up again. “I was wondering if you could give me some advice on something.”

Naruto would have expected the situation to be the other way around; it wasn’t uncommon for him to request guidance from the more experienced kage, but it was rare that Gaara needed something from him. Nonetheless, Naruto was more than happy to help his friend.

“What’s up?” Naruto asked cheerfully.

Before speaking, Gaara took a deep breath. There was no way to explain the situation without stating it outright, and he didn’t want to dance around the subject, but he hadn’t quite come to terms with the news yet, and the words were difficult to say. He closed his eyes briefly. “Y/N is pregnant.”

Naruto gave Gaara a hearty pat on the back, clearly unable to read Gaara’s sober mood. “Congratulations! You’re gonna be an amazing dad.” Naruto was beaming, but it only increased Gaara’s nerves.

“That’s what I’m worried about,” Gaara confessed. “Will I be a good father?”

“Of course,” Naruto replied, sounding certain on the matter.

“I’m not so sure,” Gaara said, his voice carrying sombre tones. “What if they don’t bond with me? What if they don’t love me?”

“Gaara. You’re one of the most sensible and caring people I know. You have nothing to worry about, the kid’s going to love you. Trust me,” Naruto tried to set his friend’s mind at ease, placing a hand on his shoulder.

“Thank you for your reassurance,” Gaara said sincerely. “But… I’m not convinced. Being a father – is that the right option for me?”

“Only you can answer that,” Naruto responded thoughtfully. “But, let me tell you, when my kids were born… the feeling is indescribable. Children are the best gift in the world, I promise you.” The expression on Naruto’s face was perhaps more elated than Gaara had ever seen him before, which was a feat. He felt significantly calmer about the situation.

“I really think you should talk it over with Y/N,” Naruto recommended. “This is something the two of you should discuss together.”

Gaara nodded, feeling foolish for running from the village after hearing the news. “You’re right.”

“Why don’t we go out for dinner tonight, and we can talk more? It’s my treat,” Naruto offered.

“I would appreciate that. Thanks a lot,” Gaara smiled.

“Not at all,” Naruto replied, giving his friend a broad grin.

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anonymous asked:

Im like deeeeeeeply in love with camila. Love at first sight. When I met her and we talked for like 30 minutes, I was like freaking mesmerized by her. Shes so beautiful inside and out.

Fuck I wouldn’t have survived that 😂

futariwadorkycure  asked:

Could I get headcanons for dating Billy Cranston (from the reboot) he's just too precious???

My boi Billy! He’s too pure for this world 

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•He would get so nervous around you because oh my god you’re gorgeous! 

•You two are great friends for a long time before you become a couple when Billy straight up blurts out his feelings for you 

•When you show up at his house and his mom finds out you’re his girlfriends she freaks out, “Girlfriend? My billy has a girlfriend?” And she’s so happy and hugs you tightly before inviting you to stay for dinner 

       -You’re literally everything she’s ever hoped for her son to have and thinks of you as her daughter 

•You and Billy spend tons of time in the basement, tracking things down and creating elaborate boards and research

•He’s not one to get super jealous, but he does get worried

      -he can totally tell if you’re feeling down, or if you’ve had a bad day and he spends all his time towards cheering you up 

•Since sarcasm goes over his head, you try to keep it to a minimum, but sometimes you forget and he takes you totally serious

        -you and the team die laughing, and he’s just confused until one of you manage to gasp out an explanation. He starts grinning too, not because he understands the joke but because you’ve never looked as beautiful as you did then- laughing so hard you were clutching your stomach and your face lit up 

•When someone bully’s him you get angry and stand up but he just pulls you back down. He doesn’t care what other people think of him; he’s got his friends and you 

•Oh man he would take you into the roof or something at night and just tell you all these insane facts and you’d just be in awe at how smart he is

•Oh man he’s just so supportive and he helps you whenever you need it 

•Legit you guys would be goals asf 

(Feel free to add anymore! Hope you like them! Sorry it’s so short! <3)

theplacewherelifebegins  asked:

Karmy (for the "send me a ship" post)

Yay! Thank you, one of my all time dearest ships. Here we go:

  • Who said “I love you” first: Amy, of freaking course, her favorite sentence is “I love you, Karma.” and the second is “I love donuts”, everyone knows that.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Both, they are very gay.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Hmm, Karma, she’s dorky like that.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Both. Karma got Amy the donut shirt, it’s canon, don’t even fight me.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: In my ideal headcanon, without counting the “faking it” phase, it was probably Karma because Amy was too chicken to do anything about it and she probably noticed Amy pining, freaked out, did some soul searching then stopped thinking and acted once she realized her head hurt and she’s probably been in love with her best friend her entire life too. Yup, sounds like Karma alright.
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Karma. Amy just wants her damn sleep, damn it. But when she gets woken up like that, it’s suddenly not as bad. 
  • Who starts tickle fights: Karma. They end up making out after because reasons. What do you mean there’s no fanfiction about this? Unacceptable.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Karma. Amy’s too shy to do it. Also Karma’s a horny parrot.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: I feel like this would be an Amy thing or maybe both.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: Amy because she’s constantly second guessing herself and not believing this amazing thing is happening to her and she’s fidgeting like an idiot until a particular someone takes her hand and her nerves are gone in a flash.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders. Karma, Amy’s a freaking chicken but somehow Karma finds it endearing.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Karma. She already did actually. Drunk actions, sober thoughts and all.

Some Mom Amethyst doodles. She’s the most physically affectionate of the two mothers, she likes to randomly hold the gemlings up and carry them around, or hug them, or throw them in the air and catch them(which causes Pearl to freak out if she’s around to see it). Of course, she shapeshifts to entertain them a lot (they like it when she turns into animals specially). About that sad Amethyst looking at the pearl gemling: Don’t worry, Amethyst  loves her little pearl, she just can’t help wondering about her being such a small gemling, she worries the baby inherited her “defectiveness”.

anonymous asked:

What are some of the most ridiculous things people have said to you/assumed about your reptiles? When I got my snake people were freaking out because I got a "PYTHON". LIke bruh, she curls up into a ball if I reach for my camera so I don't think you have to worry about getting attacked.

“Won’t you die from poison if they bite you???” 
Yes, because every single snake is venomous -.- hahaha. People can be ridiculous sometimes

The Dungeon

   She woke up, dazed and confused, it was dark and gloomy, the air was thick, The room was dark, she tried to move, but there was something, something around her ankle, something binding her, she felt metal. A chain, A chain around her ankle. She was tied, bound, bound in place. In this strange place. 

   “Oh god, what’s happening?” She started to freak out. “What am I doing here?, What’s this place?” Her thoughts racing, what was the last thing that happened she started to think to herself. “I was jogging in the park. The weather was nice and good, I had music on, just like I always do” So how the hell did I get here. She started to panic again.

   As her thoughts race, a light appears in the end of the room, a dim light, faintly illuminating the room, she takes a few seconds to get used to the light, she looks at her ankle seeing the chains, realizing that it is true. She is chained in what appears to be a dungeon. She sees some other chains and ropes laying around, but what truly catch her attention. The huge screen in front of her. “What’s a screen doing in a place like this?”she wonders nervously. Trying to pull her chains and escape this terrifying place.

  But as she struggled with her chains. what she was afraid of happened. The screen suddenly came to life. A bright light appears as she looks in amazement. She’s shocked but what she sees. She seeing those images. Images of ladies, of ladies kneeling, of bound ladies, tied up, tied up in all manners. She sees men. Strong men, Dominant men. Controlling those ladies. Each picture. Showing a man and a lady. The man in control while the lady submits. She starts to notice something else along these images. Those words, words behind each image. the words are.

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

  She gasps as she sees those words, she gasps as she realize what this is, These subliminal messages, “They’re trying to brainwash me!” She realizes panicking. She instantly close her eyes. But as soon as she does, she starts hearing this voice. A soft voice, yet firm. repeating the words.

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

 She panics even more, as she puts her hands on her ears, shutting out these sounds, shutting out these images, shutting it all out. But as soon as she does that. She finds something unexpected. Truly unexpected. She felt a vibrator, a vibrator between her pussy. Strong fast, touching the perfect spot. As she gasps. she gasps and starts to moan, she finds a vibrator tied to her pussy. chained to her pussy. She tries to move it away, she struggles to move it away. But she fails and as she tries she can feel it. feel it turning her on, more and more, stronger and stronger, getting closer, so much closer, knowing that if she continued like that she might break. “How long can I take it? If I gave up once I know well I will not be able to resist and they might actually break me!” She panics, trying with all her might to escape. But to no success. She knows she is getting closer and closer knowing that f she gave in once. It’ll be all over. 

Fighting
Resisting

Seeing those images, seeing those flashng words, soaking them in, little by little accepting them.

Hearing that voice

“Submit”
“Obey”
“Follow”

Such a soft voice, yet so firm and controlling, you can’t help but admire it. You can help but feel his words slowly creeping inside your head, inside your mind, accepting them.

  Finally, finally realizing the futility of your situation. Knowing there is no use. no use to fight it any longer. You accept it. You accept what’s about to happen. You give in. 

You Orgasm.

 And that was it, that was the beginning of the end. You don’t know how long you remained there. How many times you orgasmed. How many times you heard that voice, fell in love with that voice, Realize that this. This is the voice that controls you. This is the voice of your Owner, Your Sir, Your Master. You lost track of time. Of all thoughts, of memory, everything. 

 Until suddenly, one of the walls, slides open, A bright light coming out of the room, a dark figure standing at the door. You hear the voice say

“Hello”

 Everything stops at that moment. You become empty, blank, mindless, no thoughts at all. You realize one thing and one thing only. This is the voice. This is his voice. You instantly drop to your knees, drop to your knees looking down. Knowing this is your life now. He is your Owner, Your Sir, Your Master. You are his loyal, loyal, devoted and obedient slave.

This is your life now.

Forever.

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Everyone look at Michael Martinez’ post. He’s a Filipino figure skater and the people speculate that Phichit is loosely based on him. I’m not sure if Michael really was the inspiration of Phichit is true or not, but seeing this gives me life.

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whoOps so did you know Jodi Benson was in “Enchanted” because if you didn’t I SUGGEST YOU GO WATCH IT AGAIN KNOWING THE VOICE OF ARIEL (THE JODI BENSON) HAS A PART IN THE MOVIE.

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this is how it happened right

anonymous asked:

What do you think lazy Sunday mornings would be like with Finn/Rey/Poe?

General Organa pinched the bridge of her nose. “Rey.”

There was a profound and deep silence in the hangar, interrupted only by the intermittent beep and whir of mech droids, doing their daily maintenance on the other x-wings. Leia sighed.

“Rey, I can see you.”

Very slowly, the rest of Rey’s head appeared over the edge of the cockpit. “Good morning, General,” she said with a sheepish smile.

“I was under the impression that I ordered you, along with Commander Dameron and Lieutenant Finn, to remove yourself from duty for the next three cycles before you dropped dead of exhaustion,” Leia says dryly. “Am I mistaken?”

“Um—no, General—”

“So either you ignored a direct order from your commanding general, or you’re not working on an x-wing at,” Leia idly checked her chronometer, “seven-hundred hours.”

Rey’s expression was doing something complicated, torn between amusement and vague embarrassment. “In my defense, General, I had to be awake much earlier on Jakku to beat the sun and the other scavengers. It’s simply habit by now.”

Leia snorted. “Also, you thought that no one would be around to notice your flagrant disobedience.”

“No, I’m sticking with my first answer,” Rey said firmly.

“And Commander Dameron and Lieutenant Finn? I suppose they’re still asleep in your quarters, since neither of them share your desert upbringing.”

It was funny to watch Rey school her face into blankness. “Of course, General. Why would they disobey an order from you?”

Leia did laugh at that. “Remind me to get someone from Intel to teach you how to lie convincingly. After your temporary suspension is up,” she added pointedly, when Rey perked up. “Go to bed, Rey.”

Honestly, Leia could forgive everyone who had assumed Rey was Luke’s daughter. They pulled the exact same face whenever they were annoyed, and just barely refraining from whining about it.

(Maybe it was a Jedi thing.)

.

Leia wandered into the command center without looking up from her datapad. It always benefited her to get through the previous day’s transmits before first shift began in earnest; otherwise she would be dealing with the backlog all week.

She marked a message from the ambassador to Brindisi for further follow-up and hummed, pleased. “If I look up and either of you is standing at the command console, I will have you dragged to medical and personally ensure that Major Calonia doses you with a sedative.”

There was a pause, then a flurry of datapads being gathered up and frantic whispering, the ping! of a file being saved to the console. A very quiet, “go, go, go,” along with boots scuffling on the duracrete.

When Leia looked up, there was no one in the command center except her, and the fading after-image of a holo battleplan. DAMERON, CMD., FINN, LT. obligingly blinked on the screen for a moment before it went dark.

Leia smiled slightly to herself, and went back to the transmits.

.

The next morning, she found Finn reorganizing the storeroom. At six hundred twenty hours. “That is on-duty work, Lieutenant,” she said, almost startling him into falling off the ladder. “And I’m fairly certain you are currently off-duty.”

Finn’s blank expression was much better than Rey’s. “General, with all due respect, is there any way I can convince you to sleep in an hour or two?”

“Funny,” Leia said. “That’s what I was going to ask you.”

.

Rey had updated the software for all the droids in the maintenance bay at some point during the night; it was time for Leia to call in the big blasters.

…….unfortunately, “the big blasters” were on their eighth run-through on the x-wing simulator. Leia watched Poe dispassionately, noting that the first run-through was timestamped 00512. “General!” Poe said, after he completed the run, and tugged his helmet off. “Sorry, I didn’t know you were there. Something I can do?”

“No,” Leia said finally. “No, just letting you know that your suspension is up tomorrow. Please be aware that if you, Rey, or Lieutenant Finn ever show up incapacitated to the point of being unable to fulfill your obligations again, I will take drastic measures.”

He regarded her warily. “May I ask what those are, General?”

“I’ll personally shove a sed-pack up your ass, Dameron. Or worse,” Leia said, cocking an eyebrow at him, “I’ll make all of you talk to a minder until you stop waking each other up with your nightmares.”

Poe, like Rey, has never been a very good liar. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, General,” he says, fitting the sim helmet back over his head. His next words are muffled—”But I’ll take it under advisement.”

¿Quién es Sombra? A character analysis (Overwatch)

Originally posted by daftprodigy

So I’ve been watching the reveal of Sombra over and over again (as ya do), and I couldn’t help but notice some details that say a lot about her personality, worldview, and just how fucked up of a character she is. In the brief time we’ve seen her, Blizzard has already developed her into one of the most fleshed-out characters in all of Overwatch. Piecing together details from her short and her backstory video, we can begin to get a fairly clear picture of how she thinks. And needless to say, it’s very interesting, fucked up, and in a way, kind of tragic.

More below the cut. It’s a really long post, so be warned.

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