but seriously you are so lovely and i dunno if you know this but you were the first friend i made on tumblr

anonymous asked:

I'm so glad Kirishima is getting so much spotlight, he really deserves it!!!! And it looks like hes gonna get more, since hes in the main group along with Deku, Uraraka and Tsuyu. I;m so hyped!!!

Honestly!!!!!!!!!!! That’s one interesting group tbh, Kirishima and Tsuyu’s interactions are always incredibly adorable to watch and seeing Kirishima interact for so long with pure and good people is gonna be hard on my heart (I mean, you know I’m 100% a bakusquad fan but they’re all at least in part assholes and Kiri fits with them just right, he can be just like Sero and Kaminari and I love it, but then his interactions with Amajiki have been so pure can you imagine an arc filled with that I’m already crying)

I just hope my other faves won’t completely disappear through this arc haha sigh

Anon said: So which Kacchan quote do you like best “Die your bacteria fucks, dieee!” or “BRING YOUR DAMN TRASH TO ME”?

LMAO SORRY ANON BUT MY FAVE GOTTA BE

WHAT A GODDAMN DISASTER THIS BOY IS

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Homophobic

Summary: AU where Dan is blatantly homophobic, and is very vocal about it. That is, until his best friend and roommate Phil Lester can’t take it anymore and confesses to Dan.

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“Ugh, I really don’t like these people.” Dan complains to Phil, leaning back in his work chair. 

His best friend looks up from his laptop, readjusting his black rimmed glasses. “Hm? Who is it?” Phil asks curiously, tilting his head from his position on the sofa. 

“These Youtubers.” Dan points at the at the video of Troye Sivan and Tyler Oakley displayed on the screen.

“How can they do that? Gay people are so disgusting.” 

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anonymous asked:

You know, sometimes you say things jokingly about sheith, but really - if you had to pinpoint your interest or why you believe in them, what would it be?

I’m not sure I’m getting this question..

Like what makes me think there’s actually something there?

It’s mostly just my wishful thinking haha. (I think it can be a really amazing thing if they go that way specifically with Keith and Shiro, for so many reasons. But sadly I’m aware the world might not be there just yet :\ )

Hmm I dunno, I have to say that what stands out to me most is that there’s something a bit “extra” to their relationship? Like, all their scenes would have been totally brotherly in nature if it wasn’t for that one weird tiny extra little detail they added to it for some reason.. Not sure how to explain it.

Like I think Keith and Shiro act more like exes that want to get back together but can’t say it, than two bros or two friends? haha.

And like alot of their scenes have like kinda romantic themes to them? Like Keith being Shiro’s knight in shining armor all the time, fate bringing them back together, watching a sunset by the fire for no fucking reason..  Like stuff you would usually see in romantic plot lines and not like “mentor/student” “big bro/lil bro” relationships. (I dunno, if either of them was a girl, would anyone think this is not like the obvious romantic plot line? (Which btw I guess can also work for Keith and Lance haha))

But I guess jokes and reaching aside, these are the things that really do make me think there might be something there:

  • Keith’s introduction. The first things that are established about his character (badass, loves this Shiro guy, Shiro’s savior)
  • The Keith sneaking away after looking at Shiro thing (just a super odd thing to show?)
  • EVERYTHING about “Across the Universe” (ok seriously, that episode was so gay it actually makes some straight fanboys uncomfortable and it’s hilarious haha)
  • Keith’s expressions and voice when he talks to Shiro (yeah.. not brotherly..)
  • The way their hug was framed
  • And I guess also the big focus on their relationship so early on in the show? I mean relationships in stories can’t stay in status quo, they have to develop or evolve during the story somehow, and Keith and Shiro start off with a very strong relationship already. So you kinda have to wonder where can it evolve from here? In most cases the strong relationships that are established at the beginning will go towards conflict (between the characters, about one of the characters) or death of one of the characters, but sometimes it can also be something like best friends to lovers kind of thing. Anyway, that relationship was made to stand out from the start for some reason..

And I guess that’s it? (And I’m only looking at what’s in the show and not like outside of it)

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Am I doing this right? 

I’ve seen everyone doing this, so I guess I’ll do the thing too. TBH I actually have like 160+ followers, but still. This is my first time doing a follow forever, so here we go.

A thank you all to everybody that follows me<3 I’m not sure where to start, but thank you all for sticking and baring with me to this day. You all have kind and beautiful souls. I don’t come on tumblr RP as much anymore for my own personal reasons, but it does make. me happy to know you’re all still with me even in spirit hahaha. There’s so many of you I wanna thank and also interact with via OOC or IC. I apologize if you haven’t been added onto the list, because like I said, there’s so many of you. That does not mean I hate you or forgot about you though.

Now where to start…?

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Weekly Voltron Fic Recs #17

Rules: You can find past rec lists here. This is stuff I like, and I have a huge bias toward Lance, hurt/comfort, and general fluff, in that order. Gen unless otherwise noted. Please comment on the fics if you read and enjoy them! 

I’m feeling sick today (no, I’m not hungover, I had barely two hard ciders last night and I drank plenty of water) so my comments might be a little shorter than normal. I kind of just want to curl up and read sickfics and hurt/comfort and pretend that Hunk is rubbing my back very gently and kindly.

The Empty Spaces Between the Stars by slivered
Word Count: 5,329
Author’s Summary: Talking was a far cry better than grunting, even if Keith’s voice did sound like… Feces, was it? Strange those human phrases that Lance had been trying to explain to him and Allura. But it didn’t sound good, was the point.*Five times Coran takes care of the Paladins.
My Comments: This is super sweet and good and Coran is the best and I would like him to take care of me, too.

Road Trip to End Times by VelkynKarma
Word Count: 1,604
Author’s Summary: The outbreak is at its peak, and the country is in ruins. But there’s still hope: Safe Haven, the colony on the West Coast. Reach it, and you’ll find safety and a chance to rebuild a new life in this zombie-controlled world. If you reach it, that is. But Shiro doesn’t intend to give up on trying. Not when he’s got four teenagers desperate to find their families again under his protection.
My Comments: The author has been posting ficlets from this sort of tongue-in-cheek AU on tumblr, and they are all AWESOME. I will happily read them again on AO3. My favorite was the one where Shiro saves Lance from bandits, but that one isn’t on AO3 yet. But here’s Lance in his typical role as Best Morale Officer Ever, even in the middle of the zombie apocalypse.

Restless by Banji
Word Count: 1,899
Author’s Summary: [X-posted on FF.net] Lance tries to find comfort in one of his friend after another night of bad dreams and worries. Keith is probably not the best choice.
My Comments: It is fluffy and I approve. Keith tries, even when he’s out of his depth.

On a Blistering Palm by Glossolalia
Word Count: 4,792
Author’s Summary: Shiro’s been pushed over the edge by Quintessence poisoning, and Hunk is the only one strong enough to stop him. In the end, Lance is the only one who can pamper Hunk.
My Comments: Hance. Hunk is AMAZING. Love seeing a few more Hunk-centric fics ‘round these parts. This was tense and dark, almost unexpectedly so, but Hunk is so GOOD. Lance is exactly what Hunk needs, too.

Hold me close. by sevansa
Word Count: 3,705
Author’s Summary: Lance’s heat is approaching… he has never felt so alone before.
My Comments: Turns out I have a weird affinity for platonic omegaverse fics. Who woulda thought. I always hated the concept, but when it’s done like this, I don’t know. The idea of team-as-family is just ramped up to a hundred, and with some of the pack suffering biological needs that require special attention… I dunno. I like it. This is quite an id fic for me. It feeds something. I read it twice.

Closure by wolfsan11
Word Count: 7,837
Author’s Summary: Between finding Pidge’s family and healing up from the final battle against Zarkon, the Paladins only think of heading home, back to Earth. Keith has a hard time with that idea and the team helps.
My Comments: This is just the sweetest. Everyone needs to hug Keith and reassure him that they’re family, no matter what.

Just Ask for Help by genericfanatic
Word Count: 1,787
Author’s Summary: Lance is having a problem with what should be an easy task. Shiro talks him down from his frustration
My Comments: It’s sweet and simple and comforting, and kind, wise Shiro is the best.

Long Distance by Jennypen
Word Count: 1,004
Author’s Summary: Someone gets the Christmas present they need.
My Comments: Gah, I just love it when the others help Lance with his homesickness.

The thing to say (On a bright, Voltron Christmas Day) by HapaxLegomenon
Word Count: 5,225
Author’s Summary: “Point is, today is Christmas Eve! It’s our first Christmas as Team Voltron! We gotta celebrate!” Lance insists on having Space Christmas.
My Comments: Everyone should listen to Lance all the time. This was super cute and enjoyable and fluffy and sweet. Perfect Voltron Christmas fic.

Some Secrets Don’t Need to Be Kept by squirenonny for XH
Word Count: 6,878
Author’s Summary: Keith finds out he’s part Galra. It’s not as big a deal as he expects.
My Comments: Tagged Klance, but everyone is important. I love how easily everyone accepts Keith. Best-case scenario, for sure.

Final Suspicions by isabeau25
Word Count: 2,808
Author’s Summary: Finals week is tough on teachers and students alike. The head librarian is mostly amused by this.
My Comments: The interaction between Shiro and Lance is the cutest and the best. I’m so glad the author is continuing this series.

This Is New by TheHomestuckWhovian
Word Count: 3,495 (WIP 2/?)
Author’s Summary: Matt Holt had heard of Voltron, and after hearing that one of the Paladins of Voltron was captured by the Galra, he decides to break him out. What follows is an irritatingly long journey to help the Paladin find his friends and to find the information Matt needs to finally go home.
My Comments: I LOVE this concept. Matt is an accidental badass who accidentally performs a rescue just in time, and now he and the paladin he rescued (yeah, it’s Lance, sorry for the spoiler) have to figure out how to get back home. Can’t wait for more.

Winter High, Winter Low by carefulren
Word Count: 3,362
Author’s Summary: Lance and Keith both live in the same shitty apartment complex. With a massive blizzard roaring outside and no power, Keith has to take care of an incredibly sick Lance.
My Comments: Klance. Modern AU sickfic, and it hits the spot.

Previously Recced Fics That Updated Since the Last Rec List:

The Final Act of Mercy by ptw30
Planet of Gold by rexlover180
Beast You’ve Made of Me by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) (there were good hugs this week)
Mini Lions by earthstar (Pidge this time)
Where No One Goes by earthstar
Burning by CranberryBat
Someplace Like Home by squirenonny
In Sickness and Health by JamtheDingus
Sweet Silver Bells by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) (now complete)
Voltron Meets Voltron! by Nameless_Knight
Blood Brothers by ptw30
Waltz with Me by eggs_and_toast (now complete, and you seriously need to read this. It is SO. CUTE.)

My follower forever

Alright, as previously announced, my follower forever!

Ok I´ll be honest for the longest time I had no idea how these work. I´m still no 100%. But I always thought you tag the people you follow. I that´s not the case, sorry about that.

I´ve already explained in this post what I feel towards all of you. I´d recommend reading that first, if you´re interested in my trashy teenager self. So instead of rehashing all of that, let me just quote my favorite moment in fictional history, which sums up my feelings very well:

Thank you, for being with me. Thank you, for teaching me how to life. Thank you…for wrapping this scarf…around me.  

(ok this was a bit too corny wasn´t it? :P)

Anyhow, mutuals are bolded. There is a chance I messed up here, tumblr wouldn’t properly show me who is a mutual so maybe there are few mistakes. I´m sorry about that, none of those were intended).

I´ve arranged it in Alphabetical order. Enjoy!

A-

@a-heartablaze - something incoherent? more like something awesome!

@ackerscarf - although the real Natiwati may not be around at the moment, she will never be forgotten.

@alphaofdarkness - oh my gosh your art aaaahhhhhh its beautiful

@ao3feed-eremika - gotta stay updated right? Its kinda funny because I always a have an ao3 tab and ff net tab open but oh well.

@armin-gesumin - your crack is the best crack. no doubt.

B-

@bertannie - thank you for fulfilling all my beruani needs on a daily basis

@blufics - your writing…just…aaaahhhhhh!!

@bluinary -  same thing since, well, you know, same person etc. you rock!

C-

@clevergirlraven - I can´t believe I didn´t start following you sooner. What a huge mistake.

D-

@datsteeve - this is one of the two hoomans who knows me irl. IDK why I´m telling you this. I dunno. Go spam him or something.

@daydream24-7 - ok I am sooooo sorry if I kinda weirded you out the other day with that post but…your blog…your art…it´s…astonishingly beautiful.

@didanwhisperer​ - thank you for being the greatest Bertl fan on this website. I need you haha.

@drinkyourfuckingmilk - youarefuckingawesome.

@drunkeremikatexts - your kind of RP blog is what the fandom really needs.

E-

@eremika - yeah I think we´ll all marry Mikasa Ackerman hahaha.

@eremikadefensesquad - Thank you for defending our ship with the very core of yourself, thank you for being able to put up with all that nonsensical hate. You deserve none of that and I have an incredible amount of respect for you.

@eremikafic

- fics, fics, and even more fics! fics everywhere!

@eremikaiscanon - you´re goddamn right

@eremikashipper4life - I love your writing, I love your blog!

@eremikaweeks - so hyped for the next one! :D

@eren-and-mikasa-jaeger - your url alone is aesthetically pleasing you have no idea.

@erenmiikas - forever and ever-exactly!

@erensjaegerbombs - you are just awesome and a gift for the fandom.

@erenslips - another brave warrior in war against the haters haha. plus your friendship with ladywongs is goals

@erernika - all of the eremika!

F-

@fady-jaeger - according to tumblr, you were my first follower. IT ALL STARTED HERE!!! But seriously you´re great and Sawano is life!

@fuckyeaherenxmikasa - fuck yeah damn right!

@fuku-shuu - in my entire life I have never seen anyone as dedicated to a fandom as you are. Seriously, you are my fav snk news source and your live translations are my most anticipated thing every month. You are absolutely amazing!

G-

@ghostmartyr - your meta is just fabulous

I-

@iamthewallrose - same here, love your meta and theories

@ieralia - EREMIKA 6EVER!!!!! :D

J-

@jaegerchips - originally I followed you because eremika but your star wars content is just as awesome! may the 4th be with you!

K-

@kodanshacomics - official news everyone!

@kuchen-ackerman - your writing and everything is just A W E S O M E

L-

@ladywongs - you made me ship touken without me ever having read or watched a substantial amount of TG. PROPS!! (plus yeah all eremika, duh)

@leapingtitan - meta! theories! analysis! EVERYTHING!

@leviskinnyjeans - just as fukushuu, you´re an amazing news source! Thank you for all your dedication! And I love the way you love Reiner!

@lolakasa - YOOOUUURRRR AAARRRTTTT AHHHHH *dies*

@lyssala - you were the first eremika writer I followed and whose fics I patiently awaited everyday haha. Seriously though, your writing played a big part in my early days in the fandom and you still never fail to deliver ahah

M-

@mikasackerman835

- I never thought I´d make a friend online whom I would speak with as much as I do with you haha. You´re too sweet, I love the way you ship eremika, your writing, your admiration for Sawano (YA FEEL ME RIGHT xD) and everything else and I look forward  to our chats everyday (damn you timezones, why must you be this way), they really are the highlight of my day :D. Ok Im gonna stop before it gets too awkward or embarrassing ahaha *runs away*

@mikasajaeger - your name is my dream

@momtaku - Another person I adore chatting with ahah. But seriously your meta and analysis (and crack) is goals, and I am indefinitely grateful for all the help you provided building up a blog and building up a following. I am a proud member of the TIB and will do my best as your newly adopted son haha. Thanks mom. Love you :D!

@motorcyclles - your comics are a heavenly gift from the Shingeki goddesses themselves, no doubt!

P -

@pizzackerman - I should´ve followed you a loong time ago haha. plus am I wrong, oder sind wir beide deutsch :P ?

R-

@rosehips-and-cherrydips - oh my god your eremika and your stuff and your everything ahhhhh.

S -

@saitamas-hoodie - the dankest of all zeh memes and memesterzs.

@shiganshinatrio - EMA ecstasy!

@shingekinoeremika - your eremika is as dank as your memes.

@snkception - GLORIOUS META OVERLORD!!!

@someboredloser - Im just SomeBoredFan.

@ss-eremika - I never figured out the ss in your eremika, but I´m a simple man, I see eremika, I press like.

@suits-neechan - all the reibert. all the art. everything!

 T-

@thanks-for-the-scarf - thanks-for-your-awesome-blog-and-the-lesson-about-duck-dicks-lmfao.

@the-moblit-sketchbook - The most precious RP blog of them all…..and fuck you for making me ship mobuhan now that he might no longer be around!

@the104thsquad you guys taught me how to spell Tatakae and that’s one of the greatest gifts and one could have given me.

U-

@uncklerman - how would´ve thought that Kenny out of all people ends up with an RP blog. Who would have thought it´d turn out as incredible as it did hahaha.

@utterlypointless-snk-headcannons - it isn´t pointless if its utterly hilarious hehe.

W-

@waytooemily I think I followed you before already but tumblr messed up? idk. I love your chapter reactions and your thoughts and translations!

Y-

@yummiecurrie - long live the queens indeed (YMIR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU).

@yusenki - another incredibly dedicated person! thanks for the news! thanks for the translations! thanks for the eruri!

Aaaaaand that´s it! I think it goes without saying, but I highly recommend every single one of these blogs to all of my followers. Seriously you guys are absolutely incredible! Keep up all your amazing work :DDDDD

-Guyinlovewitheremika

1500 Followers! To celebrate, here is a Laura and The Inseparables, a4o/Carmilla crossover.

Also available on ao3

Laura got her first laptop when she was fifteen, and she rejoiced at the fact that she no longer had to use her dad’s computer for everything. Especially since convincing him took a lot of begging.

She got a long conversation on internet safety, which Laura expected. Of course she knew all the basic rules, like ‘don’t post any personal information’ and ‘don’t talk to anyone you don’t know’ but Dad, being her dad, made her go the extra mile. So she went on a website called ‘netsmartz.org’, took a bunch of internet safety quizzes, and watched some videos about girls who met strangers and ended up dead, kidnapped, or a combination of both.

And then she got her tumblr, which was so worth it.

Of course Laura loved her dad, and she didn’t want to break his rules–she just really, really wanted to follow a bunch of Harry Potter and Doctor Who blogs. And maybe reblog a few interesting posts. But she was good. No strangers.

Until she saw the post.

Laura was scrolling through the Hufflepuff tag. She had just bingewatched the series again (because why not) over the weekend, and that always got her in the mood for looking at stuff about her house, which was the most underrated house ever.

And then…a post from someone named ‘someonefightme’.

Finally took the Pottermore test and got GRYFFINDOR! So happy I didn’t get Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff is totally the lame house.

Lame house?

LAME HOUSE?

Before she could even think about internet safety Laura hit the reblog button as her fingers flew across the keyboard.

Okay, first of all, posting Hufflepuff hate in the Hufflepuff tag is REALLY disrespectful!!!! Second, LAME? Excuse you, we’re awesome! We just don’t need to broadcast all the cool stuff we do to the world for recognition–we’re humble, unlike SOME houses.

Laura posted it, feeling pretty good about herself.

And then get a reply about five minutes later from the original poster.

The sorting hat literally says Hufflepuff ‘took all the rest.’ You guys got nothing. Also, name one cool Hufflepuff. Who DOESN’T die in book four, before you mention Cedric.

Laura bit her lip, trying to figure out a response. She might have to open google just to wipe the stupid smirk that was probably on the other girl’s face. Before she could though, someone else reblogged the post–someone whose tumblr name said ‘canonicallyace.’

But Dorothy, Hufflepuffs are especially good finders! Are you saying I’m lame? :(

Almost as fast as she posted that, someone else (sassyinspanish, apparently?) reblogged the post and added:

Of course Dorothy isn’t saying that Beth, you’re the queen of cinnamon rolls. You couldn’t not be a Hufflepuff.

Laura was watching a bunch of people reblogging the post like a cat watching ping pong. Finally, she huffed and added:

THAT’S RIGHT WE ARE GREAT FINDERS. #PuffPride

Yeah, someonefightme responded, but you still haven’t FOUND an answer to why Gryffindors aren’t WAY COOLER than Hufflepuffs.

Ugh, you have such a narrow view of houses! I bet you think all Slytherins are evil too!

They didn’t go to the Battle of Hogwarts.

THEY WOULD HAVE HAD TO FIGHT THEIR OWN PARENTS CAN YOU BLAME THEM

Laura threw her hands in the air, going downstairs to grab her TARDIS mug from the dishwasher, filling it with hot cocoa and walking back upstairs to her laptop.

And notice a string of notifications saying she had asks.

Someonefightme asks: Hey! The post was getting kind of long, let’s make a new one. I’ll start. GRYFFINDORS ARE BETTER, FIGHT ME.

Laura cracked her knuckles. Oh boy.

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Calum hood best friend, cute awkward smut.

“Mum the door!”

“MUM THERE’S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR!”

“MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I screeched loudly from my comfortable position inside my blanket cocoon, my bedroom completely dark aside from the florescent blue light being emitted from my old laptop. After around a good thirty seconds of no reply from my mother, and an increasingly loud banging coming from my front door, I groaned over dramatically and dragged my limp, pyjama covered legs down the stairs to see who had dared bang on my door at eleven oclock at night. I swear to god if its that fucking Mrs Sprigate from next door again, getting worried about the welfare of her damn wandering cat, I will drop kick her in her wrinkled face. Three times this bloody week she has came over late at night to explain that little felix hasn’t returned home yet and to ask if I had seen anything suspicious on my way to school like a possible cat thief.

“Its so out of character! he always comes home around six for his tea! I tell you y/n, there is something not right here!” she would constantly complain. She never did fail however to call by in the morning and put my worrying heart to rest that felix had returned home in the early hours of the morning unharmed. well thank fuck for that.

As I reached the bottom of the stairs the knocking hadn’t subsided even the tiniest bit, the glass wobbling with every slam of the strangers fist. “Jesus I’m coming! try not to break the door down” I rolled my eyes angrily as I unlocked the several locks on my front door… better safe than sorry, is what my mum always says.

“She fucking did it again! This time it wasn’t just a kiss…She fucked him! I cant believe her! the way she begged me to take her back the last time, she was in floods of tears telling me how much she loved me and guess what? I fucking believed her! How could I be so damn stupid! I literally gave her everything I had… you know how long it took me too save up for those bloody Jay Z tickets she wanted for her birthday?! I don’t even fucking like Jay Z! I spent my whole life trying to make her happy and look what she does! she throws it back in my face. Well I’m done. I am so fucking done with her shit. I told her I would pick up my stuff tomorrow after school and after that I don’t want to speak to her again.” Calum pushed past me and finished his angry pacing rant, his shoulders heaving up and down underneath his Black Blink 182 t shirt I bought him for his birthday last year.

“tea?” I asked casually as I walked into my kitchen to put my kettle on, choosing to completely ignore his outburst

“tea? TEA?! That’s all you have to fucking say!?” He followed behind me quickly, clearly not having cooled down from his rant.

“well what do you want me to say? Last time she cheated, I bad mouthed her and then you went and got back with her the next day. Its better I keep my mouth shut” I sighed tiredly.

“Well I’m not getting back with her so you can bad mouth that cheating bitch all you want.” Calum went into my fridge and took out a can of coke, if there was an angry way to open a can, Calum certainly had it down to a T. I merely rolled my eyes in reply, feeling extremely doubtful that would be the case. Calum and Ashley had been dating for around two months,Ashley coincidentally starting to take notice of my best friend when he hit puberty and joined a band… like most of the girls in our school. Ashley was by far the prettiest girl in our year, so as you can imagine, my hormonal friend would be an utter idiot to pass the opportunity to be with her, even if she just wanted him for his newly acquire broad shoulders, toned biceps and chiselled abs. I However, had been with the shit head since year three when he told me my drawing of a flower was pretty and I pushed him into the sand for being a wimp. He cried, I got into trouble and hey presto, we have been best friends ever since.

That was until Ashley came onto the scene of course. Apparently Ashley didnt like how much time me and Calum spent together and thought it was weird how close we were. So Calum did the only thing he could do. He spent almost every waking minute of the day with her and when he finally managed to get a second off, once in a blue moon, he would cycle his bike to see little old me, that is until she would text wanting to see him again.He swapped my freckles for her tan, my frizzy hair for her long blonde flowing locks and my short thin body, for her tall sculpted curvaceous one.

I pushed past him slightly and walked back upstairs to my room, completely ignoring his hard-to-ignore-six-fucking-foot-body in my door way and picked up where I left off, scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard.

“Move over” he groaned in a childish voice trying to climb in bed beside me.

“No… go sit in the bean bag” I growled back

He huffed and plopped down in it, staring at me with those dark eye brows almost covering his eyes.

“Can we watch a movie?”

“No Calum.”

“why are you being such a shitty friend! I’m upset about breaking up with my girlfriend and you are being a dick to me! You are supposed to be consoling me!” He groaned standing up, with a little struggle I should add.

“I’m a shitty friend?! This is the first time you have spoken to me in I don’t know how long and you expect me to just be normal? You are the shittest friend I have ever had! you practically ditched me for someone who doesn’t even like you, treated you like shit and only wanted you for your dick! so don’t you dare call me a shit friend!.” I shout back

“Well I’m sorry I haven’t had time for you its just I’ve been trying so hard to-”

“I know. Ashley. I just hate how you can drop me like I mean absolutely nothing to you and when you lose the hot girlfriend I’m suddenly your top priority.”

“I didn’t drop you!” He defended

“you so did! you stopped sitting with us at lunch, you took her to prom even though we made a pact that we would go together when we were like 14 and you missed my birthday party! my fucking birthday just because she was leaving town for a few days and you guys needed quality time.” I was beginning to feel the tears swell to my eyes… come on Y/n. You never cry.

“I-I I’m sorry…” It came out as barely a whisper and I could tell he meant it. His dark brown eyes were guilty as they scanned my face for any signs of breaking down. I hated fighting with him more than anything, one because i hated seeing him cry and two because I never hold my ground. One lip quiver from that boy and I give in.

“I just- It doesn’t matter Cal… lets just watch a film, yeah?” I quickly wiped my eyes and began rummaging through various DVDs to keep myself busy. I decided on Batman… a favourite of both of ours. Calum had slowly sat down on my bed kicking his large vans off onto my carpet and pulling the duvet up over his long legs. His face was inviting still showing signs of guilt and pity towards me… I however didn’t care. I plopped down on the other side of the bed as far as I could possibly get from him causing an understanding yet ever so cute frown to etch across his face.

“you mean the world too me y/n” Calum whispered after around twenty minutes of heart shattering silence, neither of us paying attention to the movie and thinking about the elephant in the room. This little statement made my heart swell. I knew he cared about me… he wouldn’t have stayed up all night to help me revise for Spanish causing him to fail his physics exam, if he didn’t care. He wouldn’t have stayed with the screaming crying seven year old me in the hospital when I cracked my head open, reassuring me that I would have the most bad ass scar even though the sight of the blood was making him physically sick, if he didn’t care . He wouldn’t have taken the blame for the pot my mum found in my jeans even though he told me not to do it and that I would get caught, if he didn’t care. I stared at him for what felt like an eternity before slowly shuffling over and wrapping my arms around his lean stomach and gently placing my face into the croak of his neck. He let out a shaky breath and quickly pulled me closer to him, his face pressed into my hair, breathing in my shampoo.

“You aren’t a shitty friend” I murmured against his neck quietly.

“I am. You didn’t deserve what I did to you its just… fuck I thought I loved her”

“Thought?” I asked confused

“I didn’t love her… that’s clear now, I just. I was thinking with my dick you know? I loved how jealous everyone was of me because everyone wanted her but she’s just so bland… I mean I tried to like her and I defiantly found her attractive but she has no personality… I guess I was blinded by infatuation? I don’t know but it still isn’t an excuse for the way I treated you. I did miss you though… like hell. I saw this funny sign in town the other day and I went to send you a picture and Ashley got annoyed so I didn’t but I do always think of you..and prom would have been better with you as my date.”

“Oh please I wouldn’t look nearly as good as Ashley in a prom dress!” I smiled sitting back and wiping the silent tears that had fallen.

“I dunno… I think you would have looked pretty fucking stunning” Calum brushed a few stray curls that had stuck to my face with the salty tears. His eyes were looking deeply into mines, his mouth parted ever so slightly with a look of something you had never seen before. It was complete seriousness as his eyes scanned my face in almost realisation, his hand gently working its way up onto the back of my neck.

“I really want to kiss you right now.” He stated quietly making my heart flutter and my pulse to increase. I searched his face for any signs of joking but I again came up short, finding only his adorning eyes peering back at me. Could I really kiss Calum? Do I want to kiss Calum? As I thought through absolutely everything I came to the decision. Of course I wanted to kiss him. I think this is the part where I’m supposed to say something smooth and inviting like “why don’t you?"or "my lips are right here”, however me being me, all that came out was
“Why don’t you do my lips?” I muttered causing Calum to burst out into a fit of chuckles. Realising what had just came out my mouth I groaned embarrassedly and hid my beet red face into his shoulder which was vibrating with laughter.
“ I didn’t mean to say that!! I was trying to be smooth and it just… Came out wrong!” I groaned with a chuckle at my stupidity
“Oh god y/n. You are so cute” Calum smiled adoringly at me, his long rough fingers brushing over my still reddened cheeks.
“I’m an idiot.” I stated back.
“An idiot I still really want to kiss…” Calum smirked trailing his thumb across my bottom lip leaving me breathless.
Deciding against saying anything more I merely leaned in further, inching closer to his plump pouted lips in almost slow motion.
When my lips touched his pink, soft, cola tasting ones my stomach erupted into a swarm of butterflies. This is not what I expected from kissing my best friend! Moving my lips against his felt so… Real? Like I can’t believe we hadn’t done this before.
Cheekily Calum deepened the kiss swiping his tongue dazedly across my lips searching for mines. He tugged on my waist making me gasp and him chuckle lightly.
“What are you doing?” I asked breathlessly
“Get on my lap you douche!” He chuckled reconnecting our lips and pulling me into a straddling position. We continued kissing, my small hands got a little braver and began roaming his toned chest and stomach earning a light growl of approval from him. His large hand slowly began tracing its way up my waist and on to my rib cage, obviously wanting to see if I was okay with where this was going.
“Can I touch you?” He asked shyly against my lips, his face noticeably changing to relieved when I nodded frantically. His large hand cupped my breast over my Tshirt and bra, gently massaging it, enticing a moan from the unfamiliar feeling.
“Can I take your top off?” I asked nervously… I knew where this was leading and I was one hundred percent positive I wanted it but I was a little doubtful of what he wanted.
“God yes” he quickly whipped off his Tshirt and reattached his lips to my neck sucking at various different spots making me moan. All the while I was becoming increasingly aware of the throbbing and wetness that was beginning to develop in my crotch. Eager for any type of friction I began grinding my crotch onto his hardening cock causing his breath to catch in his throat.
“Can I take off your shirt?” He asked
“Uhm… Yeah I guess so.” Noticing my hesitancy he kissed my collar bones gently.
“Your bloody gorgeous okay?” He murmured
“But you are used to Ashley and she is like so… Fuck her boobs are huge! That should be illegal at her age!” I groaned making Calum laugh lightly.
“Stop comparing yourself with her. You are fucking perfect… And I like your boobs. They fit perfectly in my hands” he gave my boobs a quick squeeze to get his point across making me blush. I shyly pealed off my Tshirt and unclasped my plain completely unsexy bra.
Calum let out a gasp and immediately turned us over so I was underneath him, clumsily causing me to hit the back of my head against the headboard lightly.
“Ow!!” I giggled
“Oh shit! I’m sorry are you okay?!” He asked worriedly until he saw my smiling face.
“We are so bloody awkward.” He laughed attaching his lips to my nipple and sucking lightly. I was biting my lip to hold back a loud moan from the pleasure that seemed to go straight to my crotch.
“You can moan y/n… It’s hot” Calum giggle pulling my lip from my teeth. I let out a loud guttural moan making him burst out laughing and hide his face in my cleavage.
“Okay try not sound like you are dying whale!” he laughed kissing my grinning lips again.
Calum’s hips slowly began to grind down into mines creating a lovely friction to my clit making me moan. I wrapped my legs around his hips and pulled him closer causing him to groan.
“I’m gonna take off your jeans But it doesn’t mean we have to have sex okay? We can do other stuff too you know…” Calum rambled on nervously obviously not wanting to pressure me into having sex with him. He was well aware of the fact I was a virgin and wanted to save having sex for the boy I loved.
“Cal… Do you have a condom? I mean in the event of me, maybe, apossibly… Wanting too?” I asked nervously. Calum nodded quickly got up and pulled his wallet out of his back pocket, placed the foil packet on the bed side table and muttered a quick “just in case”. Taking advantage of the absence of his weight, I quickly shimmied my trousers down my legs and through them off the bed leaving me in my cotton grey underwear… Incredibly sexy I know.
“You turned on, are ya y/n?” He chuckled staring down at the wet patch in the crotch of my panties.
“Excuse me! You are almost poking my eye out with your hard on right now!” I retaliated making him chuckle. He quickly slipped off his tight jeans leaving him in his black boxers,his straining cock painfully noticeable through the thin fabric. We continued our heated make out session until I gently pushed him off of me and began palming him though his boxers with fake confidence.
“Calum can I… Can I try… Ya know?” I asked nervously motioning down to his crotch.
“Suck my dick?” He asked excitedly.
“Yeah… I mean I haven’t done it before so I will be really bad at it and-”
“Y/n. You will be fucking fantastic at it. I will guide you through it?” He cut me off and kissed my cheek lightly obviously eager for this to happen. I moved down so I was in between his legs, face to face with his crotch. I took a deep breath and pulled his boxers down, his large cock springing free immediately, all the while my eyes continued to widen with worry as I studied the unfamiliar body part.
“You okay y/n?” He chuckled lightly and stroked my cheek.
“I don’t know where the hell you are planning on putting that because it certainly is not going to fit anywhere inside me.” I stated firmly making him laugh loudly.
“Don’t worry about that… It will fit.” He kissed my forehead.
Doubtfully I took his length in my hand and stroked it up and down making Calum moan loudly.
“I’m probably gonna suck at this by the way… Oh my god you get it?! Suck!” I laughed loudly at my unintended pun.
“You- you are such a d-dork” Calum smiled through the pleasure I was giving him from pumping my hand up and down slowly.
“ okay so just start by putting the tip in your mouth… No teeth though” he quickly added making me roll my eyes. Doing as he instructed I gently sucked the tip into my mouth.
“Yeah… Yeah fuck that’s good. Now just take a little at a time and kind of bob your head… Ugh yeah like that” he was heavy on my tongue as I took more and more every time. Seeing Calum as a moaning thriving mess made me want to continue to take more and more, turning me on immensely.
“You are sooo good at this… I knew you would be… Ugh I’m gonna cum y/n” he warned bucking his hips up slightly. I pressed his hips into my mattress and sucked harder, bobbing my he’s down further.
Let me tell you, Calum Hood coming is the most beautiful sight in this world and everyone should have the opportunity to see such beauty at least once in their life. His abs clenched as his back arched, spilling his loud down my throat. I slowly pulled off of him and sat back smirking, just taking in the naked, sweaty gasping body in front of me.
“First time my ass” he moaned after he managed to calm down.
“I did good?” I wiggled my eye brows up and down smugly
“So good… I’m gonna have to return the favour now aren’t I?” He smiled pulling me down beside him and shuffling between my legs.
“It would appear… That giving blow jobs turns you on?” Calum asked smugly gently rubbing me over my wet knickers.
“Just do something” I gasped at the foreign feeling of someone other than myself, touching me down there.
“So bloody demanding” Calum dragged my underwear down slowly and teasingly kissed up my thighs, deliberately avoiding my soaked centre.
“Please” I whimpered out. After my tiny plea Calum dove right in, sucking and running his tongue over my swollen clit.
My head was thrown back, my back was arching off the bed trying to get as much as this pleasure as I could. I felt my insides clenching after an embarrassingly small amount of time but I didn’t really care. “Fuck Calum!” I whimpered out nearing my high. He slowly slipped two of his long fingers inside of me and curved them up, tipping me into a mind shattering orgasm.
“Oh- CALUM!” I through my head back in pleasure.
He let me calm down by pressing light sweet kissed over my stomach and thighs gently rubbing my trembling legs.
“You look really fucking hot when you come.” He muttered against my lips making me blush, despite the intimate moment we had just shared
“You are really good at that” I smiled lazily.
“I do try” he faked cockiness and flipped his hair making me chuckle.
“I- I want too.” I whispered.
“Are you sure? You only lose it once… And it’s gonna hurt-”
“I’m positive.” I cut him off and reached for the condom and tore open the packet. I took the rubber in my hands and looked at it confused
“Uhm… You wanna handle this?” I asked laughing at my totally inexperience. He gently guided my hands down to his again hard length.
“You just pinch the top and roll it down… That’s it” he smiled at me proudly and pecked my lips quickly. He shuffled and positioned himself at my wet enters nice pausing to look at me.
“This is gonna hurt but I will do my best to make you feel as soon as possible.” he kissed my lips slowly, lovingly and intertwined our fingers.
“Tell me to stop and I will.”
He slowly pushed in, inch by inch filling me up. I’m not going to lie. It hurt like a bitch but not nearly as bad as I thought it would.
“Are you okay?” He asked me as I let out a little whimper.
“Yeah.. Just give me a minute… I’m just not used to the feeling” I couldn’t help but smile trough the pain at his sweet actions of peppering kisses across my forehead.
“What the penis feeling?” Calum joked making me smile and chuckle lightly.
“Fuck y/n you don’t know good you feel when you do that” Calum pressed his sweaty face into my shoulder and groaned.
“You can uh… Move but just be slow yeah?” I asked, the pain in my groin subsiding to a full ache. Calum didn’t need to be told twice slowly pulling out and pushing back in, looking at me lovingly and muttering words of praise into my hair. Calum’s pace began to quicken as he neared his high causing me to scratch down his back for the strange yet not totally unpleasant feeling.
“Y/n… God I’m gonna cum” he groaned his hips snapping into mines repeatedly.
“Cum Calum… Cum for me” I moaned into his dark wet hair. With a few more thrusts he quivered and spilled himself inside the condom, collapsing on top of me in pure fatigue.
“Good game champ” I giggled and slapped his ass lightly.
“You really know how to kill a mood don’t you?!” He chuckled and looked at me with narrowed eyes.
“Listen you were the one who hit my head off the bed!”
“Mmmm… Fair enough.” He smirked. His face was incredibly close, his breath fanning out onto my mines.

“What are we now? I don’t want us to not… I can’t have you leave again…” I murmured lowly feeling incredibly vulnerable, not just because of my nakedness.
“Well we can’t just go back to being friends… Friends don’t do what we just did.” He sighed
“What do you want us to be?” I asked nervously… I don’t think I could handle him not wanting to be with me in anyway… I depended in him in so many ways.
“Honestly? I want you to be my girlfriend so fucking bad.” He stated confidently making a grin break out across my face.
“Hmm I don’t know about that… I mean you are kinda annoying. And you smell.” I shrugged with a serious expression.
“Well unlucky for you cause you’re stuck with me” he winked and cuddled me tightly to his naked body.
“Sorry love I got called into work- CALUM?!” My mum squealed opening the door to my bedroom.

Supernatural honestly isn’t that great of a show. I’ve seen all nine seasons, every episode so far, and I started out like a lot of people. A rabid fan. Unfortunately I think that was more forced on my part so I could feel like I was a part of something.

But there are tons of problems. The brothers have a fight every single freaking season. Or half season. Or episode. Seriously, they fight a ton. The writers honestly can’t write about them doing anything else. You guys act like the season 9 fight is different. “they’re finally breaking codependent tendencies awww great job writers!!” Except… no. Do you honestly think they’re going to go into season 10 like this? No. They’re going to make up somewhere along the line and prepare for a fresh, new sibling hatred next season. Because you know. That has never been done before.

Next is bad story lines. Now don’t get me wrong, the first five seasons were amazing.This was when I was in my “this is the best show ever” phase. Because each season had a concrete plot and the plot progressed naturally. But seasons 6, 7, 8, and definitely 9 have done nothing of the sort. Season 9 has been so boring plot-wise I’ve considered dropping the show.

There is a common trend with these though: “oh no Castiel is the bad guy gosh golly Cas how could you betray us.” Really. Every season. Season 6 was the whole absorb all the souls thing. Season 7 Cas was gone most of the time but they still were mad. Season 8, Naomi used him again them. And he kicked all the angels out. Way-to-go. And it’s coming in season 9 if it hasn’t happened already. (this season’s been boring, I haven’t really kept up with anything) This plot device is so overused just. Ugh.

And please, please for the love of all that’s holy, stop the angel wars. This is the third one. First one was interesting. Second two weren’t. Just stop.  And can we talk about unnecessary character deaths for plot purposes? Because I fucking will. Meg, Kevin, Bobby, Benny, Samandriel. Jo, and Ellen all didn’t need to die. And I bet I forgot some people too. Character death is fun, when it’s done properly and not thrown at your face out of nowhere *cough* Kevin *cough*. 

Also stop acting like destiel is in the show. Ship it all you want, but it’s not there. The writers have obviously stopped writing them intimately for a reason. Read into it. They’re sending you message: it will never happen. I never saw destiel in the show until I went on tumblr. True story. I just thought they were good friends. Which, you know. Is what the show has tried to write them as. Speaking of Cas, his character is trashed. He’s awkward, and not the good awkward we saw in seasons 4/5. I almost cringe whenever he’s on screen. He’s just an entirely different character. And you can preach ‘character development’ at me all you want, but I’m not buying it. 

Back to plot devices. I’m sick of Dean being on the frontlines and being the one to save the day while they throw Sam in the backseat. When is the last time Sam was the center of attention? Season 4? And it wasn’t even a good arc for him either. It made me kinda hate him for a while. But really, they keep giving him problems and hoping that will keep us entertained. Demon blood, psychic powers, souless Sam, three trials, and now being “sick”. Sam is a great character. At least he used to be. I just wish the writers would see that and give Dean a rest. Seriously, I’m kinda getting tired of Dean. Dean is a broken record, and was far more interesting pre-hell. 

And enemies. The antagonists right now are awful. We don’t even have a main- oh wait, Metatron, that’s right. Why did I forget? Because Sam and Dean never talk about him. He’s never made an issue. Crowley is laughable, and Abbaddon… What is Abbaddon doing? Eh, obviously not important. Oh, and what ever happened to that Gadreel guy? I feel like he died. Did he? Either way, he wasn’t interesting or intimidating either.

I just want it to end. People worship the show and pretend it’s amazing, which it was. At first. They should have ended it at season 5. It had a lovely ending and the feeling of closure. Now we have to suffer through another season. Maybe they’ll redeem themselves, I dunno. These are just my thoughts right now, and I’m really confused as to why this show is worshiped on Tumblr.