but seriously what's wrong with me

anonymous asked:

what's wrong with paying someone 5 dollars to drink bleach? it's a voluntary exchange, so how could it be morally wrong?

why would you ask us, a PewDiePie blog, this- oh.

seriously? we’re doing this? okay then.

the internet tells me that bleach is drinkable if very diluted (as are most things) but can cause burns and gastrointestinal damage if strong, ie. it’s poison.

let us assume that both parties know this, so there is no deception or ignorance on either side of the transaction.

on one side we have a multimillionaire trying to make someone suffer for his entertainment, on the other we have someone presumably less well-endowed in the wealth department trying to earn a living by being entertaining and having to decide whether or not to drink bleach.

I’m not here to make sweeping pronouncements on morality, but I feel confident in calling the millionaire a fucking asshole.

anonymous asked:

Do you have an headcannons for how the 104 kids would act if one of them got hurt? Like, not badly, like someone fell their clumsy ass (coughErencough) off of something lol

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m reading this as how they react to someone else getting hurt, not them getting hurt. Is that what you were hoping for? I’m pretty sure that’s right, so we’re rolling with it, but if not, feel free to come back! 

In the event of minor injuries, (someone fell off of something, tripped and fell, hit their head on a doorway/cabinet, etc.) the kids would:

Eren would probably laugh or crack a smile. If he knows the person isn’t seriously hurt, he’ll make a joke out of it, and will continually comment on their clumsiness throughout the day/week/month/year depending on the person. (Jean cannot live anything down.)

Mikasa wouldn’t give much of a reaction unless it was Eren or Armin getting hurt. Then she’d probably fuss over them a little more than necessary. But she’s good at not laughing at others’ misfortune, unless they really deserve it. 

Armin will be one of the people who still check if the person’s okay, but might laugh depending on the circumstances. (”I’m sorry, Eren, but you just completely missed the bench and fell and your face was so funny!”)

Jean will probably also laugh if the injury isn’t serious,and his jokes are often the most poignant and comical and usually make the injured person laugh too. Jean also will not let the embarrassment die for a few days, especially when it’s Eren. But he can tell when there’s no room for jokes. 

Marco is the one who asks if you’re okay while smiling at your expense. He can’t help it: clumsy mishaps just make him laugh. 

Annie won’t give much of a reaction unless the circumstances are right. If the fall is funny enough, she’ll laugh. Or if she’s in the right mood she’ll laugh. And she’s always ready with a witty comment for either Reiner or someone who was either picking on her or picking on her friends. 

Reiner would always check to see if the person’s okay, and is usually one of the first to offer a hand up to the person who fell or a steadying hand on the shoulder for the one who smacked their head against the door again (”Bertholdt, this is the fourth time you’ve done this this month. You know this doorway is small. This needs to stop.”) But he’ll definitely laugh along if it was funny enough. 

Bertholdt is the one who observes quietly, stepping in when he’s the only one around, making sure the person’s okay and trying not to laugh too openly at their misfortune cause let’s face it, this kid’s weak like Marco for those clumsy accidents. 

Sasha is definitely laughing at their expense but is also one of the first responders if the injury is worse than it appears at first glance. She’s also one who remembers every little embarrassing mishap, and will not hesitate to bring them up when someone needs their ego checked. 

Connie is also definitely laughing. He’ll add his two cents to Jean and/or Eren’s jokes, and usually only makes the situation funnier. And although he can feel the shift in tone real fast if the person’s seriously injured, there hasn’t been an injury amongst the 104th squad that didn’t come with a humorous quip from Connie. 

Ymir will most likely laugh at the person or just smile at their misfortune. She won’t make a big deal out of it unless it’s Reiner or Jean or someone who was recently harassing any of her friends (even Reiner and Jean.) But you can bet she always knows when something goes down. Ymir’s watching if no one else is. 

Historia is one of the one’s asking if they’re okay, trying to be helpful. But even she can’t suppress a smile or a laugh if it was funny enough. 


That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

I don’t like Jackson Wang
—  Said no one ever because that man is too precious for words to even describe and if someone actually said/thinks that well they can sit on a cactus.
I have to get this off my chest

I’m genuinely curious why people have such an issue with people shipping Tarjei and Henrik.

Shipping is not stalking. I do not spam their social media asking about it (I have never even asked once) I respect their privacy.

All I am doing is simply appreciating their chemistry and thinking they’d make a cute couple, what’s wrong with that!?

I’m seriously wondering. The only argument I’ve seen is that they’re real people; NEWSFLASH! People fall in love literally every single day. Why does them being actors make it any different for them!? Do you know how many co-stars have fallen in love for real? Thousands. If not hundreds of thousands. Hell, it might even be millions! They are not robots. They are capable of love, why is me thinking they are in love such a horrible thing to some of you? I truly don’t understand…

Just so everyone knows, If TJLC isn’t explicitly confirmed in S4, this blog is turning into an Anderson/Sherlock ship blog. Meta, headcanons, ficlets. Maybe even art. I’m not even slightly joking. That’s how confident i am. I’ll draw my new otp while wearing my homemade “i have no idea what I’m talking about” t-shirt I promised someone the other day. I have no problem being wrong – if it happens I’d gladly suit up. I don’t take myself that seriously. Either way, I think my followers are in for a treat come 2017.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has added Steve, Tony, Thor, Nat, Wanda, T’Challa, Clint, Sam and Bucky.

Y/N: Guys, I have a serious problem.

Y/N: Guys, seriously, this isn’t the right time to ignore me.






Y/N: UP.


Tony: Y/N this better be important, or else you will remember not to wake me up ever again at 2 in the fricking morning.

Steve: Someone got up on the wrong foot. So what’s so urgent?

Tony: Still in my bed, but will gladly get up to kick your ass.

Wanda: Oh just kiss already.

Clint: I so ship it.

Clint: What do you think their ship name is?

Bucky: STONY.

Bucky: I mean I guess it could be that, but I don’t know, I guess it could, I mean maybe it’s not.

Sam: Don’t play innocence now, I know you read a lot of #Stony smut.

Bucky: Do not.

Y/N: Buck honey, even I know you do.

Thor: What’s smut?

Nat: Porn. But written.

T’Challa: Yeah, remember that time when I walked into your room and you-

Bucky: OKEY


T’Challa: Oh did I now?

Tony: No T’Challa continue, I think you were just getting to the good parts and I would hate to miss them.

T’Challa: So as I was saying, I walked in and—

T’Challa has been disconnected.

Bucky has left the chat.

Clint: Oh snap.

Y/N: Oh geez guys. But anyway the story’s not that interesting.

Steve: I was just getting into it.

Thor: Lady Y/N, I have far more important question to ask. Why did you wake us up? I assume it wasn’t for T’Challa to tell his story about Mr. Barns masturbating, was it?

Nat: Haa I told you Stark.

Tony: Whatever. He was always weird.

Steve: Tony you owe us some money. C’mon.

Sam: I always knew there was something wrong about him.

Sam: He never smelt good.

Wanda: I am pretty sure that was you when you hadn’t showered in four days?!


Y/N: GEEZ, how?

Clint: Y/N?

Y/N: Huh, yeah?

Nat: We would all like to know why did you woke us up.

Y/N: Oh yeah

Y/N: oh boi. I almost forgot.

Y/N: I mean I never will but you guys helped me to get my mind out of it for at least little bit.

Steve: Y/N, what happened?

Wanda: You’re scaring us.

Sam: And we all know Mrs. Controlling you mind isn’t easy to be scared.

Y/N: I can’t go with you on a mission this time, because, because…

Y/N: Two of my family members passed away. And while trying to save them, my, my little baby almost lost his left arm.

Steve: Oh my goodness Y/N, that is awful.

Steve: I am truly sorry. Rest in peace.

Thor: Lady Y/N, I am truly sorry about your loss. Do you need anything?

Tony: Wow, I am sorry.

Clint: Really Y/N? Really?

Nat: Clint have some respect.

Wanda: Yeah she just went through a lot.

Sam: She lost two incredible people.

Steve: Y/N take as much time off as you need. No one is going to blame you for not going on a mission.

Tony: Yeah rest kid. Take some time off.

Clint: Oh c’mon guys. She didn’t lose anyone.

Sam: Clint, this isn’t time for your stupid little jokes.

Nat: I swear to God I’m gonna kick your ass.

Thor: Don’t worry of you suddenly feel some weird shaking, hear screaming or see unexpected lightning.

Wanda: you get him Thor.

Clint: HEY, HEY, HEEEEY. No need for violence, okay?

Clint: and besides she didn’t lose anyone.

Clint: At least not in real life.


Clint: Mine too so? I didn’t woke up the whole team and bragged about it.

Tony: What, wait, wait. What the heck is going on here right now?

Steve: Y/N have you been drinking again?

Y/N: No.

Nat: Then what the heck is Clint talking about.

Wanda: Waiiiit, I think I know it.

Sam: Did you just finish the season 3 of Game of Thrones? Because Robbs and Caitlyn’s deaths are kinda an old thing.

Clint: Nope not that.

Tony: Explain yourself Y/N, and don’t make me count.

Wanda: oh I definitely know what it is.

Wanda: and I am out of here before it gets ugly.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Traitor.

Steve: Will someone explain already?

Clint: Do you wanna tell them y/N?


Y/N: R.I.P Glenn and Abraham. You will be missed.


Tony: I woke up for this.

Tony: You’re gonna pay. But tomorrow, I am way to tired now.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: oldie.




Sam has left the chat

Thor: Aren’t they from that one show with the dead raising?

Steve: It’s exactly that.

Thor: Oh Loki is watching it. Now I can ruin it for him.

Thor has left the chat.

Steve: So that’s all? That your family?

Y/N: It was stressful and tragically. My little babies

Steve: You know they are just characters, right?

Clint: Oh buddy.

Steve has been disconnected.

Y/N has left the chat.

Clint: Better run big guy.

Clint: Unless you wanna get Lucilled.

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat

Bucky: So T’Challa lied

Bucky: Wait WHAAAAAAT?

Bucky: Am I Dreaming?

Bucky: This is just a nightmare right? Yeah.


Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I swear to God, they need help. ASAP.

Nat has left the chat.



Shitty i know. sorry.

Sherlock Season 4 Vlog Countdown
50 Days until January 1, 2017, 9:00PM UK Time

And now… for something completely different.

I don’t even know what the hell was going through my mind or why this happened.


I think a lot of people don’t take young/modern writers seriously because our work is so open and blunt and people aren’t used to that. None of my poems are particularly deep or contain hidden messages that you have to analyze for an hour to figure out what I’m saying. Don’t get me wrong, classical poetry is beautiful and profound, but I just love how honest and relatable and simple our generation is. It’s beautiful.

If you think Riley “fixing” Maya was a GOOD thing for her development:

Before Riley “fixed” her:

After Riley “turned her back”:

“So I can understand what everybody has to say.”

“Riley, I’ve been me. I’ve always been me.”

“What’s wrong with who I am now?”

“My voice is still my voice, Riley.”

Like what was spoken about in GM the Real World, one of Riley’s biggest flaws is her inability to consider other people’s perspectives and beliefs. This is full blown evidence that Maya was not “fixed” at all; she has regressed, specifically into not taking her academic achievements seriously, and the nod to “understanding” all sides is very intentional.

Canada *Picks up the phone*: Allo?

America: Bro!! I just read the most distressing zodiac post!!!

Canada: Oh boy.

America: It said that my zodiac sign, you know, cancer, wouldn’t get along with England’s, like, we wouldn’t be friends. But Matthew-

Canada: Mmmhhmm?

America: We are friends. And- and then do you know what it said?!

Canada: The suspense is killing me.

America: That Russia and I would get along- like really get along. But I do not get along with Russia. What if, though, I’m wrong about us?

Canada: You need to take these things a lot less seriously.

America: At least we’ll always have the same sign, bro, I don’t know if I could-

Canada: I’m hanging up now. 

If you’re hating on Ali Krieger, someone who has given her all to both the National Team and the Washington Spirit over the past four years, for wanting to move to the Orlando Pride so she can be closer to Ash, there’s something seriously wrong with you.

And no. This is not me saying you can’t be upset. I understand being upset. But I’ve seen people go so far beyond upset and call AK selfish and unprofessional. I’ve seen people call her a traitor. I’ve seen people say she’s the reason this league is a joke. And that’s not okay. Be upset that she’s leaving, but understand that her leaving is what’s best for her and that it doesn’t make her a horrible person, it makes her human.