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so, Haikyuu x Overwatch AU headcanon idea, guys

ASDASDGJKLHLK I swear my brain only give me ideas when I should be doing something else.

Iwaizumi Hajime as (Shimada Hanzo)
- eldest son of the Iwaizumi family (largest yakuza/conglomerate in Japan/Miyagi)
- bad-ass archer with dragon tattoos along right arm that can summon dragon spirits
- groomed to lead Iwaizumi-gumi, and was told to kill Kunimi, his younger brother, when it seems he would be a liability. Iwaizumi could not bring himself to fight Kunimi, so he took his younger brother and fled. 
- Believes himself a coward for running, instead of dismantling the Iwaizumi empire. Doesn’t believe himself worthy of honor until he dismantles the Iwaizumi yakuza with his own two hands. 
- Bow is called Quake-Shot.
- Is convinced to join Overwatch by Kunimi (More accurately, joined Overwatch to keep an eye on Kunimi).
- catchphrase: ‘I’ve got you in my sight’ [Sorry, Jack, took your line.]
- wears Hanzo’s standard garb properly, sleeves up and all. Only yanks right sleeve down (and revealing that glorious half-chest) on missions. 
- Is ambidextrous, but can only summon dragons through left arm.

  Oikawa Tooru as (D.va/Hana Song)
- ex-military? Munitions expert somehow (note: give more thought to this)
- adept at using firearms in general; knowledgeable
- Mech type is named SET-tA (tri-Angulate) [because I cannot resist puns]
- streams his fights online on Nico Nico Douga
- has a large online fan-base and aware of it
- bodysuit is aquamarine and white
- public story is that he was recruited; actually volunteered to join Overwatch
- can’t cook, but surprisingly excellent at baking
- bad at video games [LOL; always trounced by Kunimi]

Kunimi Akira as (Shimada Genji)
Iwaizumi’s younger brother from a different mother; adopts mother’s surname as sign of defiance
- is an extremely efficient ninja, mostly because he’s too lazy for theatrics
- feels guilty at causing Iwaizumi’s self-conflict, even though Iwaizumi swears it’s not his fault
- also has to put up with his brother’s eventual crush on Oikawa 
- has a dragon, but mostly half of one - tattoo (on his left arm) wasn’t completed 
- Enjoys watching anime; currently following Haikyuu and BnHA

Matsukawa Issei as (Angela Ziegler/Mercy)
- Or, the one who has to put up with Oikawa’s not-so-subtle pining
- Level-headed and even-tempered…for most part
- Used to be known as Doctor of Death; took part in the failed Re:VIVE project that experimented on corpses
- knew Oikawa personally before the latter joined Overwatch

Yahaba Shigeru as (Lucio Correia dos Santos)
- Unfortunately, he can’t sing on-key.
- Heavily favors using ARASHI tracks in-battle. His own tracks tend to instrumentals that seem heavily influenced by Hans Zimmer. 
- handy with electronics; repairs his own amplifiers. Has performed emergency fixes on SET-tA in-field
- plagued with self-doubt as to how useful his skills are (internally)

Ushijima Wakatoshi as (Reinhardt Wilhelm)
but with the calm of Zenyatta’s personality
- enjoys tending to the patch of garden on HQ; adept at growing vegetables
- Oikawa’s accidental confidante because the latter keeps sulking in the garden
- has a pair of pet tortoises in his room
- can go berserk if he considers the enemy ‘worthy’
- actually told Oikawa ‘you should have joined Overwatch’ once; Oikawa held out on his registration for two months to spite him.

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So I sent unf-hans a big list of Helsa fics I’m reading right now and she accidentally deleted the message so now I’m making this post and yeah.

  • The Revelations in Your Skin by annimouse. Oh my god. Where do I even begin here. It’s just perfect. Absolutely perfect. Smuttiest of smut featuring dom!Elsa and prisoner!Hans. I mean really what more can you ask for. I have read this multiple times and it’s not even complete yet.
  • Anything by calenheniel is fantastic. I love Fractures because hello, prison sex. I’ve also taken quite a liking to Aftermath, Winter’s End, and her twoshot The Veil. Seriously just read all her Frozen stuff it’s all great. 
  • Icy Denial and Shattering the Ice by Prismatic are also great. Smut and angst, I mean what more would you want out of Helsa? 
  • Mirror’s Edge by shutterbones is really lovely and the curse Hans has is really believable to me and it is just wonderful. You can check out the Mirror’s Edge blog here too if you want to :)
  • So I just started Every Moment After by bookishdruid just last night and IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE. But in all seriousness it’s a really nice break from all the angst and stuff in the Helsa fandom and the characters have developed really well.
  • Ugh, can we PLEASE talk about Blue Heiress, Green Eyes by puckering-gustin? I love this fic so much. I’ve read this one multiple times and it is so great. I can’t put into words how much I love it. Also, check out their modern!AU,You and the Rest. I love this one too because Helsa and my other babies Ariel and Eric make a little appearance!
  • The Phoenix and the Snowbird by ifyouwouldjuststopthewinter is fantastic because fire!Hans!!! Fire!Hans gets me going I’m sorry if I get too excited. But this one is starting to become one of my favorites because it feels like it would actually in the Frozen universe, ya know? 
  • Star Crossed by AvatarHufflepuff is great because who doesn’t love AUs where Hans isn’t a dick? I know I do. 

These are just a couple and I’m sure I left out a few and I realllllly hope I got all the links correct. I’m kinda exhausted so forgive me if I did any of the links wrong.  Happy reading!