but seriously guys

  • Sakura: Guys, I was wondering... what's your favourite flower?
  • Naruto: I like sunflowers. They are just so bright and happy.
  • Sakura: That's cool. I think like daffodils the best. What about you, Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: Sakura.
  • Sakura: Yes?
  • Sasuke: Sakura.
  • Sakura: I'm listening, Sasuke-kun.
  • Sasuke: Tch, you know what, nevermind, that was a stupid question. (storms off)
  • Kakashi: Yo! What are you kids doing? Where's Sasuke?
  • Sakura: I was asking the guys about their favourite flowers and suddenly, Sasuke-kun got angry and left.
  • Naruto: Yeah, he was acting really weird. He kept saying Sakura-chan's name all the time and then ran off.
  • Kakashi: He was repeating "sakura", I see... so what could his favourite flower be, then?
  • Naruto: ...
  • Sakura: ...
  • Kakashi: ...
  • Sakura: (blushing) ...Oh!

‘this, Lilibet, is Alfred. my son, and the same obnoxious chap who drove your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather quite mad.’

‘pleasure to meet you ma’am. i promise i’m not that bad.’

it’s 1945 and alfred gets to meet the (future) queen 

I know we as a fandom have decided to ignore the weird werewolf aging but I can’t help but think about it. The fact is at this point Stiles will age and die long before Derek (or any of the other wolves) will die. My way around this is by headcanoning that he is some sort of supernatural thing (which there’s a lot in canon to support this) and whatever he is alters his aging so he ages as weirdly as the wolves do. Or my other headcanon is that Stiles is 30 he and Derek have like 3 kids (all werewolves) and it hits him that thanks to the aging one day he’ll leave them all behind. Of course he doesn’t want that so he decides to finally take the bite and become a werewolf too.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you had any advice for how to flirt with someone who is autistic? I'm mildly autistic, and I've met this guy and he's just perfect. He's autistic himself, and I really want to let him know that I like him, but I don't think either of us are great at giving/receiving subtle flirting. I really want to let him know how I feel but without making him uncomfortable by being too blunt. I'd be forever indebted if you had any advice xx

No subtle flirting; we confess our affection like autistics :)

Seriously, though, my amorous anon friend. I think you should throw subtle out the window. There are ways to be straightforward without being too blunt.

You can add qualifiers, or sandwich it with reminders of your friendship to gentle it, but I think you should be straightforward and confess your attraction directly. In my humble opinion, a good romantic confession has three core parts to it.

1. A clear declaration of your romantic attraction/affection/non-platonic feelings

When someone says, “I like you”, do they mean as friends? Or romantically? In the same way that they like ice-cream?

2. What your expectation are; why you’re confessing

And when someone says, “I like you”, you may be wondering what they expect- you like me, so we should date now? Or, we should make out now? Or, I want to marry you?

3. A reassurance that you’re cool no matter what their answer is

It’s nerve wracking and takes real courage to confess your attraction, but being confessed to can also be pretty emotionally stressful. People can’t communicate sincerely or be honest if they’re afraid of social repercussions.

As an example, here’s a script that’s good generally. It’s a “pick the relevant options and/or slide in your own” kinda thing.

“[Name] can I talk to you about something? It’s not bad, but is important.

This is hard/scary/nerve wracking to say, but I respect you and want to be honest with you. I’ve developed romantic feelings for you/I like you as “more than a friend”/I am attracted to you/I would like for us to try dating.

I want to tell you because I wonder if you feel the same way. No matter how you feel/what your answer is, I’m happy to know you/be your friend/to have told you, and I hope that we can continue to be friends.

If you do feel the same way, I’d like to talk to you more about that/discuss our feelings some time/ask you on a date.”

I hope this helps? Honestly, I’m. Not the best at flirting, dating, confessing attraction, etc. But this has general script has worked pretty well for me in the past.

Jungkook: *whistles*

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