but seriously bey

You know what was a great movie?

I mean seriously this movie was a gem:

  • it’s about a bunch of 12 year olds who rob a bank. and actually pull it off. 
  • The main character is Maddy and it is originally her idea to rob this bank with some insane pimped out security system to help pay for her father’s medical procedure
  • baby Kristen Stewart
  • baby Corbin Bleu
  • I’m pretty sure Maddy is ace
  • This movie shows just how petty boys can be
  • I mean seriously they were all gung ho ready to help her rob this bank but the moment she’s all “no I don’t want to date either of you I want to save my dad” they’re all “pssh well fine we don’t wanna help”
  • like, they literally throw a fit and bail on her because she’s more concerned for her dad than their poor little feelings
  • THEN THAT BITCH PLAYS THEM LIKE A HARP
  • SHE LIKE “NAH MAN I WAS JUST KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YOU HERE’S A TOKEN TO SHOW I MEAN IT BUT DON’T TELL THE OTHER GUY”
  • AND THESE SUCKERS BELIEVED HER
  • I mean the token thing comes back to bite her in the ass but once again shows how petty these two are because once they find out what she did THEY BAIL ON HER AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HEIST BOYS ARE SO STUPID AND CHILDISH MY GOD
  • (yeah I know they’re 12 but so what it still rings true for older guys too)
  • But yeah they actually manage to pull this shit off which includes fucking CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF A GODDAMN ROOM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE TO GET THE MONEY IN THE SAFE SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING 
  • MADDY IS FUCKING HARDCORE OKAY
  • And then at the end they actually make it to the hospital before the police get them and THE FUCKERS DON’T EVEN GET CAUGHT
  • MADDY’S MOM JUMPS IN LIKE “oh they were testing my security system and clearly it sucks since it only took three 12 year olds to crack it”
  • THEY GET OFF SCOTT FREE
  • I mean yeah they still had to return the money but still like holy shit how do you get away with robbing a fucking bank that your mom works for
  • Did I mention that the whole time they’re doing this they’re babysitting Maddy’s little brother who’s like 4 years old? Fucking BA
  • AND THEN AT THE END THE TWO FUCKBOYS TRY TO GET MADDY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AGAIN
  • AND SHE LIKE “AIGHT CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I’LL PICK”
  • THEY DO AND THEN THAT BITCH JUST RUNS AWAY
  • SO LIKE, I’M PRETTY SURE SHE’S ACE
  • ACE OR GAY
  • Seriously this was a great movie just wow

hi i’m auditioning for Loki and i’ll be singing ‘Best Thing I Never Had’ by Beyoncé

demetriusjelks  asked:

I think Beyoncé should use snapchat because it is so easy and simple and it can feel more one-on-one with her fans. I know her team doesn't use to much social media but it would be cool to get the word out about something or just say "Hello" in ten seconds. Such a cool idea... probably won't happen though.

That would be AMAZING I got so excited over that whole verified vine account that turned out not to be hers in the end, but seriously imagine Bey on vine though I know those 6 seconds would’ve felt like 12 lol.

Hmm you never know though 2015 might be the year she steps up her social media game