but send help immediately

I DON’T KNOW MAN I’M JUST REAL INTO TARON EGERTON LIKE LOOK AT THIS HOE

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

I MEAN IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT FREAKING SHAPE HE IS IN

I DO NOT GIVE A CRAP

HE COULD BE IN A FREAKIN SUIT

OR SOME WHATEVER SWEATER

AND MY LOVE DOES NOT DIE IT IS UNHEALTHY AND CREEPY AND STRANGE LIKE

HIS FREAKING SMILE

AND HIS FREAKING FROWN

HIS LAUGH OMG

I WANNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

LIKE AND HE’S SO FUNNY AND FUN AND CUTE

BUT HE’S ALSO REALLY HOT

LIKE WHO ARE OYU WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

WHEN HE HAS LONG HAIR

OR WHEN IT’S SUPER SHORT?????

LIKE WHY DO I LOVE YOU LIKE THIS WHY AM I LIKE THIS I AM A GROWN GIRL

IN KINGSMAN

EVEN IN FREAKING EDDIE THE EAGLE

I JUST LOVE HIM AND HIS FACE AND HIS ACCENT AND HIS PERSONALITY LIKE I JUST WANNA DATE HIM NOT EVEN MAKE OUT OR SEX IT UP I LITERALLY JUST WANT TO GO TO DINNER AND A MOVIE WITH THIS HOE

AND HE CAN SING SOMEONE SEND HELP SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY I LOVE HIM I HOPE HE NEVER SEES THIS TRASH

4

[I had wanted a heart this whole time, but gaining one so suddenly is (hic) too much to handle at one time. (hic) From the recent events, is this what they call guilt?]

[This hurts; please make it stop.]

i just called blizzard hq about that letter genji sent to mercy. theres no romance. genji desperately wrote mercy a letter about how zenyatta just headshotted him with 8 fuckin snowballs and requested to send help immediately,

You ever think that when our community as a whole preaches love, that when you get suspicious anon hate, it might *not* be kidhearts? Especially since as soon as any kidheart finds out someone is getting hate they immediately send me the post so we can help, or even defend the person getting hate? Even when the person getting hate is hateful towards us.
You know you might also think that if someone really wanted to tear kidhearts or age regression communities in general apart, they would likely send anon hate pretending to be other communities. Especially the community already accused of meanness with no proof.
But nah, it’s obviously kidhearts. Usually I wouldn’t say something like this, but it’s happened several times that anon hate was sent supposedly by kidhearts, but it’s incredibly over the top and very obviously fake. Each time I’ve immediately been told by kidhearts and the person has been defended as long as they weren’t outright degrading us. Why would we jump to defend you if we wanted to harass you?

Study Break (Crush x Reader)

Checking the notifications on your phone with a coffee in hand, you were sitting at home and taking a break from studying. With so much going on in life, a break was more than necessary.

Popping onto Snapchat, you checked over your friends to see what they were up to. One person in particular, (C/N), caught your attention. A picture of an open textbook and the message ‘So tired from studying! :(’ appeared before you.

You smiled, taking a selfie with a bright smile and making sure your coffee in hand showed as well. Quickly adding the caption, ‘Take a break! It helps!’, you hit the send button.

Almost immediately, a response came back from him.

Seeing your smile helps, too! Want to face time?’

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  • what she means: it's been 1000 days since MCR's breakup. I don't know how we've survived. food supply is running low, and so is our stock of eyeliner. if we don't starve to death first, we might get shot by someone else bringing up their breakup, or possibly have no eyeliner left. it is so cold out here. thankfully, our black clothes provide a little warmth, but it is not enough. please send help immediately