but secretly not bc i'm telling you people

anonymous asked:

do you think dan and phil ...... you know, ....... hold hands?

idk anon i mean i know a lot of people think they probably do but tbh i have a best friend just like that and we don’t hold hands so it’s kind of hard for me to imagine dan and phil holding hands i think they have the kind of intense friendship people mistake for a hand holding friendship but like other youtube couples hold hands so if dan and phil did hold hands why wouldn’t they just tell us they did they probably have other people they secretly hold hands with that we just don’t know about it probably girls bc everything is heteronormative and that one time phil said he flirted with the shop person he probably held hands with her because she was a girl idk basically you just can’t assume but i don’t think so :/ :/ :/ hey lets talk about 2012

winterflaress  asked:

I'm going to school rn pls tell me your iwaoi headcanons so I can survive.

OOO IDK WHEN YOU SENT THIS IM V SORRY

BUT I GOT SO MANY YOU GOTTA BE SPECIFIC

im just gonna go with cute domestic hc’s bc that way u can smile and be happy!!!!

  • im 1000% sure oikawa is always singing and dancing and being all cheery (and although iwa is always like ‘stfu already’ he secretly loves hearing it and if hes into it he’ll join or smthng)
  • DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE SAY IM SURE OIKAWA IS A V MESSY PERSON WITH HIS OWN THIGNS LIKE HE’LL BE UP IWA’S ASS ABOUT KEEPING THINGS CLEAN BUT WITH HIS STUFF ITS EVERYWHERE AND IWA IS LIKE ??? BOY
  • iwa saying i love you to him every night before he goes to sleep (thinking oikawa is asleep) and oikawa is just smiling like an idiot and he never forgets a single time iwa says it
  • OIKAWA!!!! WEARING!!!!!! IWA’S!!!!!! SHIRTS!!!!!!! BOYFRIEND!!!!! SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!
  • like seriously iwa is buff and thicc af and oikawa being the little lean bean he is he’ll wear it and it’ll ft him somewhat baGGY AND ITS SO CUTE
  • iwa being a TOTAL cuddler im sure of it 
  • oikawa is such a heavy sleeper and it takes iwa like 3 million alarms to wake him up

THERES SO MANY MORE BUT THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF IM SORRy 

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry I might be dumb but I don't get Akashi's alligator sandwich joke??? Like. Is the joke that they gave a sandwich to an alligator because of the wording or like what??? Or did like an alligator eat them?? I'm so confused

oh, yeah, I thought this one might trip a couple people up!  no worries, I’ve got you covered.

okay so first of all, the joke Akashi tells doesn’t have a punchline.  like, it’s not a funny joke.  there’s nothing secretly clever about it, it’s honestly just a failed joke, so don’t worry bc you didn’t miss anything!  the reason the quote is funny is that, in canon, Akashi’s weakness is humor.  he’s canonically bad at telling jokes.  this is something we’ve laughed about on this blog before, and there’s a running gag about Akashi getting lessons from Izuki, which is why the quote is set up as if Akashi is demonstrating his skills to Izuki! 

this one referenced some things that we’ve only joked about here, so it was definitely more obscure than usual!