but scotty

The Enterprise crew as (extremely) drunk


Kirk: Flirts with a plant and gets upset when it says no, but in the next day, wake up in a unknown bed at a unknown house hugging a bottle full of Mexican beans


Spock: Gets mad when, according to him, “this place is too yellow!” or “I CAN’T SIT DOWN! My chair isn’t straight”


Bones: Sings “Ocean man” 74 times and cries more and more when the chorus repeat


Scotty: “Look at that! That’s gorgeous! Oh, if I had one I’d never let go! Oh my God, look at this shape” at the soda dispenser machine


Sulu: Everyone thinks he’s sleeping, but he’s actually paying attention to everything that’s happen- “Pick up that can and put it on the trash, you dirty bastard”


Chekov: “Want to see a magic trick?” then he flips a card “is this your card?” the other person shakes their had, negatively “OF COURSE NOT” as if he already knew it


Uhura: Dances wildly thinking she’s just perfect but actually she looks like a birb agonizing in the song’s rytim


Chapel: “Alcohol is bad for your-” drinks vodka in a sippy cup “-organs”


Jaylah: “I’M SO MAD AT YOU ALL! STUPID PEOPLE, STUPID PLACE, STUPID CAT- Look! A kitty!”

Act my age - part 4

“Well, this is a torque wrench,” Mr. Scott explains to you, holding the tool out for you to see, before showing you how he is using it on the Replicator, “Ye will need torque pieces for that, and they have ta fit.”

You nod and try to make a face that looks at least mildly interested. There is a reason why you’re the only one in your family who’s not crazy good at engineering.

After losing your focus one too many times because you happened to look at Mr. Scott’s face, you keep your gaze fixated at the Replicator instead. It helps, but only as long as he takes to explain everything. Then he stops and grabs your left hand, dropping the torque wrench in it.

Your head snaps up and you make the mistake to look at him, right when he smiles at you cheekily.

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AoS Mirrorverse Uniforms

While I’m still on this 4am ‘Mirror Mirror’ kick– I doodled some Mirrorverse uniforms for the AoS movie crew as a warm up before that mind meld piece.

(this is definitely something that’s been done a lot before but I had fun with it, lol)

(DON’T REPOST TO OTHER SITES)  //  MORE ART ON MY DA (<-link in my blog header)

  • Bones: Everybody shut up, my mom is on the phone!
  • Bones: *Picks up phone* Hi mom.
  • Kirk: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
  • Sulu: Come back to bed!
  • Chekov: *Various sex noises*
  • Spock: Tell her I said hello.
  • Scotty: Aye pass the weed.
  • Uhura: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!