worst at what i do best
- My brain: Hey.
- Me: Yes?
- My brain: So I've been thinking. You have a lot of really successful friends.
- Me: Don't.
- My brain: And you are, like, nowhere near as successful as any of them.
- Me: Please let's not do this.
- My brain: So I thought we could just go over literally every single decision you've ever made in your life and catalog all the times you fucked up.
- Me: Could you not?
- My brain: Strap in. This is gonna take a while.