Hetalia characters as things I've said whist texting my friends
how many times will I knock over this lamp before I decide to move the stupid thing?
mom said I can't make pancakes at three in the morning anymore. Challenge accepted.
this tea smells so good I'm afraid to drink it and lose it forever.
If I have fictional husbands and an irl boyfriend... Is that bad?
if I can't have the dang plush cat why did I even go to the store????
why do I get a new set of friends every year? Can people really only put up with me for a year at a time??
I want hot guys waiting on me hand and foot but I also hate people so...
being cute is nice and all, but I really with people would take me seriously. Like God forbid I need to rob a bank sometime! He clerk will just pay me on the head and tell me to go play outside.
my whole life is a cycle of déjà vu and stress-baking and I'm surprisingly okay with it.
I get angry a lot, but I'm usually only really angry for a split second, but throwing hissy fits is surprisingly gratifying so I continue on for a while.
sometimes I'll eat nothing but pop tarts for like 3 days straight and I'll feel fine. Am I even human?
have you ever had so much free time you taught yourself another language out of boredom?
I feel guilty when I see my violin case just sitting there, waiting for me.
anything can be a weapon if you're angry enough!!!
I made a blanket fort. It has Christmas lights and ritz crackers. Here I can pretend all those fuckboys don't exist.
I'm perfectly capable of doing everyday tasks, but if they know that I'll have to work and I'm way to pretty for that.
I finally cleaned my room and found all the shit I lost. I'm drowning in accessories. Tell my cat I love her.
so I was like "I'm sorry but your name rhymes with the name of that bitch from middle school who ruined my life so we can't be friends."
am I the disposable friend??? If so, please recycle me, and save the environment.
i used up all my birthday money on platform boots. Maybe this year people won't think I'm 12.
Lilly pissed all over the rug by the front door again, so I'm hiding her in my closet until mom calms down. Sometimes I wonder if she just hates rugs.
I saw my neighbor at the dance last week and she didn't even say hi to me! Half her damn wardrobe used to belong to me and what thanks do I get???
I spent 20$ on candles yesterday and now I have no food.
I just want a cool pet, like a boa constrictor or a flightless bird of some kind. Something that says "I'm weird and don't want to talk to you."
It's not that I WANT to get in a fight per day, but if the situation called for it I'd cut a bitch.
am I a bad friend for ignoring texts half the time? Like, I just don't like socializing.
my hair took an hour and a half and I managed to pull a muscle in my arm in the process. Like my damn selfie or I'll scream.
people exist, and I have a problem with that.
...I just figured out why my bf likes that red top so much. Can I borrow your pocket knife?