but omg tsumugu good on you

Summary of Kill La kIll
  • gamagoori: PUT IT ON SO I CAN FORCE TO TAKE IT OFF YOU
  • satsuki: my life sucks time to preach it
  • ryuko: dafuq where is my scissor
  • mako: I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOU
  • senketsu: u gonna get raped LOL jk just put me on!
  • mako: *gets kidnapped*
  • ryuko: dis is so embarrassing wtf dad
  • satsuki: wut
  • aikurou: yes!
  • mako: AWESOME!
  • satsuki: time to send someone obviously less powerful than ryuko
  • aikurou: u gonna get raped LOL jk u no dress properly
  • mako: *gets kidnapped again*
  • hakodate: NO I'M NEKKID AND I LOSE
  • satsuki: time to go home to get mah kamui
  • ryuko: DAFUQ U WEARING
  • satsuki: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE
  • mako: UR BEWBZ ARE GREAT RYUKO GET NEKKID
  • ryuko: I FINALLY GET IT I HAVE TO GET NEKKID
  • satsuki: DAFUQ
  • ryuko: ima beat everyone so we can fight again
  • satsuki: OMG LMAO k sounds good
  • maiko: new friend! LOL jk just die
  • tsumugu: my life sucks so GET NAKED
  • mako: BOO-HOO dont get naked ryuko
  • ryuko: SENKETSU!
  • senketsu: RYUKO!
  • tsumugu: is dat love?
  • ragyo: its been 3 episodes im gonna ask satsuki about her wedding dress
  • sanageyama: I HAVE THE BEST EYESIGHT EVER
  • ryuko: how cute *beats sanageyama*
  • sanageyama: NO MY LIFE SUCKS I SHOULD JUST GO BLIND
  • iori: dafuq?
  • satsuki: whoa!
  • ryuko: OMG HE BLIND
  • sanageyama: NO MY LIFE SUCKS MY UNIFORM OVERHEATED
  • ryuko: WTF IS WITH ALL THESE CLUBS
  • mako: lol their lives suck now so theyre fighting you
  • ryuko: OMG I'LL START A FIGHT CLUB though i have never seen the movie
  • mankanshoku family: YAY
  • ryuko: never mind life sucks
  • mako: I HATE U
  • mankanshoku family: WE'RE SO SORRY FORGIVE US
  • ryuko: k ur forgiven
  • satsuki: lol i used ryuko to purge the clubs just so i can start an election
  • elite 4: WHAT
  • ryuko: WHAT
  • *weeks later*
  • satsuki: now to waste more money by ruining more of the academy for the election lol u first gamagoori
  • gamagoori: RYUKO KEEP HITTING ME TIL MY COSTUME EXPLODES
  • ryuko: how bout no?
  • gamagoori: thats cool i'll just crush u
  • satsuki: dumbass
  • gamagoori: NO I LOST MY LIFE SUCKS NOW
  • inumuta: bitch please i'll just use invisibility
  • ryuko: found ya *uses a huge flyswatter*
  • inumuta: NO SHE FOUND ME i'll forfeit because my life sucks now
  • nonon: bitch please music is the way of life
  • ryuko: HOLY SHIT U CAN FLY
  • nonon: *blasts beethoven*
  • ryuko: OMG TOO LOUD *defeats nonon*
  • nonon: NO I LOST MY LIFE SU- LOL jk time for an encore
  • ryuko: WTF *blasts music*
  • nonon: NO I LOST MY LIFE SUCKS NOW
  • sanageyama: ohai
  • ryuko: I REMEMBER YOU
  • nui: HEYYYY~
  • ryuko: DAFUQ
  • sanageyama: DAFUQ
  • satsuki: OH FUCK
  • sanageyama: im falling nao
  • ryuko: I JUST WANT TO FIND MY SCISSOR BLADE
  • nui: HERE I KILLED UR DAD LOL
  • ryuko: *rage face*
  • satsuki: CRAP
  • mako: NO DIE RYUKO
  • ryuko: *passes out*
  • mako: ryuko? r u ded? OH WOW I GOT A PERFECT TAN
  • ragyo: CLOTHING IZ EVIL *wearing a dress*
  • ryuko: life sucks i'll never wear you again
  • senketsu: plz wear me ryuko!
  • ryuko: k i'll wear you
  • senketsu: *gets torn to pieces*
  • ryuko: LIFE SUCKS AGAIN
  • satsuki: how disgraceful
  • ryuko: SENKETSU time go to everywhere in the kansai area
  • mako: WHERE AM I? OMG MONEY! OMG FEWD!
  • ryuko: WHERE IS MY GLOVE!
  • satsuki: lolumad?
  • ryuko: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS PLACE LET'S FIGHT AND CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
  • satsuki: oh we have a draw keep my sword ryuko
  • ryuko: *throws satsuki's sword*
  • satsuki: thx man
  • nui: you're wanted at home, satsuki!
  • satsuki: k brb everyone
  • elite 4: k
  • ragyo: lmao time to purify
  • satsuki: oh shit
  • ragyo: here im-a show you the life fiber so you can destroy it later
  • satsuki: dafuq
  • aikurou: nudist beach wants to use ur clothes to win ryuko
  • ryuko: NO *gets naked again*
  • tsumugu: k then just die so our plans can foil
  • ryuko: lol k
  • satsuki: mama's coming
  • elite 4: WHAAAAT ok then
  • ragyo: time to dress fancy by looking like a clown!
  • ryuko: TIME TO STOP THE WOMAN WHO IS MY MOM THOUGH I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT YET
  • ragyo: IM THE BEST LOL k time to devour all of you
  • everyone: KJDSJGUGRGRJIHJFI;FDGUIHJBRIUHRE!!!1!
  • mako: *gets kidnapped AGAIN*
  • ragyo: im so evil it turns me on!
  • satsuki: *stab*
  • ragyo: dafuq im stabbed
  • ryuko: WTF
  • ragyo: WHY DID U BETRAY ME SATSUKI
  • satsuki: i was pretending to obey you trolololo
  • ragyo: WHAT A SHOCK never mind u suck anyway
  • satsuki: shut up and die *beheads*
  • ragyo: WAAAAAHAHAHAHA IM DED
  • satsuki: finally it's over
  • ragyo: JK im not ded at all
  • satsuki: FUCK
  • ragyo: TROLOLOLO *brainwashes Ryuko*
  • ryuko: DONT FUCK WITH ME *punches self*
  • ragyo: OMG she's my daughter!
  • satsuki: DAFUQ
  • ryuko: DAFUQ
  • everyone else: DAFUQ FGHDGUHGJRIHJRIKGHRJIOHGORKDJGID
  • *a month later*
  • ragyo: and that's how ur father faked his own death
  • satsuki: ryuko is my sister wtf?
  • aikurou: u want the d?
  • sukuyo mankanshoku: i doooooo
  • ryuko: life sucks im a monster i'll never wear you again again senketsu
  • ragyo & nui: come fight us at the academy!
  • ryuko: k g2g guys
  • everyone else: our lives suck
  • inumuta: oh i found nekkid satsuki our lives dont suck anymore
  • aikurou: time to fuck the ship wheel
  • everyone: wtf
  • nui: ur lonely ryuko i understand how you feel!
  • ryuko: *stabs*
  • nui: NO IM DED LOL jk im a monster too
  • ryuko: shit
  • ragyo: ryuko put on junketsu
  • ryuko: WTF IS HAPPENING time to go disco dancing
  • satsuki: when fucked, drink tea
  • everyone: HALP
  • ryuko: U GONNA DIE
  • satsuki: take off ur outfit ryuko
  • ryuko: shaddup *can-can kick*
  • satsuki: fuck
  • mako: KILL MEH RYUKO
  • ryuko: k sure *takes off junketsu*
  • everyone: SHE NOT DED?
  • ryuko: IT HURTS LIKE HAVING A PERIOD
  • nui: MY ARMS
  • hououmaru: NUI RETURN
  • satsuki: sorry ryuko
  • ryuko: let me punch you
  • satsuki: i said sorry plz fight by my side
  • ryuko: k fine and after the croquette party lets go kill mom
  • satsuki: fine by me
  • ryuko: n-n-neecha-
  • satsuki: OMG SHE CALLED ME NEECHAN
  • ragyo: troublesome daughters *cuts ryuko*
  • everyone: NOOOOOO
  • satsuki: lolumad mom?
  • ragyo: wut
  • ryuko: *stabs the life fiber*
  • ragyo: DAMMIT oh well *changes outfit*
  • everyone else: shit
  • gamagoori: ELITE 4 AND MAKO I CHOOSE YOU
  • mako: CLOTHING AND PEOPLE ARE LIFE
  • nui: meh *stabs gamagoori*
  • everyone else: NO HE DED
  • senketsu: OMG SATSUKI CAN HEAR ME
  • satsuki: hell yeah
  • gamagoori: JK IM ALIVE *breaks the barrier*
  • everyone: U IDIOT
  • ragyo: NUI COME IN ME
  • nui: K
  • ragyo: CYA LOSERS *flies to space*
  • ryuko: everyone get naked so i can kill mom
  • everyone: k sure
  • ryuko: *flies to space*
  • ragyo: you cant kill me trolololo
  • ryuko: fuck k i'll just absorb your power
  • ragyo: wut
  • ryuko: go away life fibers!
  • life fibers: k sure *releases all victims and vanishes*
  • ragyo: m-m-m-my life... sucks...
  • ryuko: mom
  • ragyo: MY LIFE SUCKS I'LL JUST COMMIT SUICIDE *dies*
  • ryuko: she ded oh well
  • senketsu: RYUKO IM DYING TOO GOODBYE
  • ryuko: NO HE DED TOO *depressingly falls back to earth*
  • everyone: RYUKOOOOOOO
  • gamagoori: IM HUGE AND I CAN'T STOP EVERYONE FROM CRASHING INTO THE SCHOOL *crashes*
  • all the guys: OW MY BALLS
  • mako & mama: OW MY BOOBS
  • gamagoori: EVERYONE IS ON MY DICK
  • aikurou: shit we have to clean up now
  • satsuki: sister T_T <3
  • ryuko: sister T_T <3
  • *during the date*
  • ryuko & mako: WHOA SHE CUT HER HAIR