but omg this is kinda hilarious

anonymous asked:

OMG YOUR MERMAID DEX AU!! Mermaid!Dex would totally fight the witch, like he would legit get into a fist fight. Everyone would be outraged but prince!Nursey would be like "Isn't he cute when he's angry? I love him" and everyone would be confused like "???no???". I think it'd be hilarious to watch as a movie tbh lol

YESS (also featuring one of the chads as ursula)

i had totally forgotten about this until recently, but when i was younger and it was still in print my family was subscribed to american shonen jump while the impel down/marineford/post-war arcs were going down in op

and i just rediscovered the issues that have the asl flashback in them and i???  found this hilarious and adorable page talking about ace and how he and luffy are alike???  it was hard to get a good pic but i thought you guys might want to see it omg

also i can’t stop laughing at the bit that says “you can’t choose your brother” like….y’all…ace DID choose his brothers that’s kinda the whole point


Some pics and goodies I found at Anime Matsuri! Also got to meet @3dbillcipher and @owlapinart which was SUPER awesome!! (if anyone sees other ppl that you know don’t be shy and tag em plz)

Just rural forest life things~

When you try to use the computer to reply to messages, but you immediately have to turn it off because lightning has already struck next to your house, (and it has a tendency to strike in the area where you live multiple times) and you’re terrified of shorting out your new computer if the power lines or local grid get hit???? Thank goodness for my phone, heheheh. It’s too difficult for me to reply on here and my messages don’t even load on this thing, but at least I can get online!! I’m going to stormwatch and try to film some lightning!!

Ya gotta love those coastal mountain storms~♡♡♡♡♡

OMG YOI MOVIE is going to be kinda

I just realized.
Just think about it, all the drunk drama and stuff, and censoured Viktor scenes, the stripping game, and the “who the hell is Chihoko?!”,  it’s going to be hilarious. I love the  healthy jealousy, and Seunggil/kissingmachine being Canon. 

OMG. now it’s official, i can’t wait for the movie and this just made me happier cause it means that we will have 2nd season pretty soon. 

Originally posted by solidwatershipper

I read from the fandom that it is just a misunderstood, it’s not an ex girlfriend but Yuuri was really saying that Viktor was to tense and he thought it was someone from Yuuri’s past  

anonymous asked:

I really love your imagines! Here's one: Old!Noctis and sassy s/o queen. During a council meeting, where s/o is absent, a foreinger ambassador rudely complain about the queen, pretending an apology by Noctis because she humiliate him after seeing him treating badly a young maid, suggesting Noctis to control his wife.

OMG SHORT DRABBLE TIME! :D This one’s gonna be fun~! This kinda strayed a little from the original request BUT it still holds the main concepts you mentioned :) Sir Luddenham belongs to me *HAHAHHAHA, Luddenham- it’s a place in Sydney somewhere and I’ve always wanted to name a dodgy OC after that suburb cos the name sounds so hilarious HAHAHA*

Tagging some pals: @blindbae, @itshaejinju, @asendioncosplay, @lady-asuka, @hypaalicious, @rubyphilomela, @cupnoodle-queen and @xalexanderxkozachenkox <3 :)

PERMALINK: https://themissimmortal.tumblr.com/post/160514770980/i-really-love-your-imagines-heres-one

Excuse you, Sir.

As King of Lucis, Noctis had to deal with a few rather difficult individuals. Sir Luddenham was one of those rather difficult people. In fact, if you were present in Council that afternoon, Noctis was sure you’d probably call him a ‘bag of dicks’. Noctis barely held in a snort of amusement at the thought of you calling the unpleasant council member juvenile names. Feeling Ignis nudge him from his right hand side, Noctis sat up a little straighter and pretended that he was actually interested in what Sir Luddenham had to say that day in Council.

Seriously though- what kind of a name was Luddenham?

It sounded made up and foreign.

Noctis quickly shook the irrelevant thought out of his head and zoned back in on Sir Luddenham’s concerns. Trying to refrain from rolling his eyes at the topic of the rather pudgy council man’s discourse, Noctis merely leaned forward and bore his deep blue eyes down at the older man with a neutral expression on his handsome face.

“Your Majesty, I apologise for my lack of tact, but I must raise this matter with you now, or forever hold it in my consciousness…” Noctis frowned and nodded, giving his silent assent to let the man go on with his complaint. What Noctis really wanted to say was ‘keep your pity party to yourself’- he probably would have said so if you were in attendance with him. You probably would have been the one to shut Sir Luddenham off yourself!

That would have been funny.

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  • will solace fanon: oh nico baby plz come with me to the infirmary bc i love u so much and you're so strong and i'm sometimes scare- oh NO please don't gLaRe aT Me i'll do whatever you want i'm the camp's literal sunshine and i'm so nice to everyone of course you're not an exception i'll bring you breakfasts and play games with you I LoVe yOu i LOVE yoU so darn much
  • will solace canon: listen up fuckface, first you try to run from camp like a coward bc you're dense and oblivious enough not to see people actually like you and then you leave me alone just with tons of work and complaining patients who the hell you think you are ur going to the infirmary right now and no buts- stop glaring it doesn't frighten me at all- and if you try escaping or any underworld-y stuff i swear to my father even though i'm not that good at archery i'll personally shoot your damn ass and drag you back by the neck

anonymous asked:

Okay, I just saw your demon mercy and reaper art and I have the imp skin. During the waiting time for a game i was sitting on the floor while a reaper was crouching and walking around me, and after I said a few 'hello's, he went CAPS on teamchat and said "CAN I F@CK YOU, MERCY SO HOT"

Hahaha omg! It´s kinda hilarious how often that happens

DEH thoughts

Act one:

Best decision I’ve ever made
Chills on the last note of WTAW
The monologues are killing me
Evan in the scene with the Murphy parents AHHH
I feel real bad for Cynthia
He fiddles w his shirt it so precious
Fiddling w his shoelace too omfff
Also Jared is quality ™
Laura Dreyfus yesss
awwww noooo heidi
She was Buddhist last year
Evans blurting out in the scene w Zoe I love it
I’m noticing all his tics and stuff be prepared for fic accuracy improvement
Jared is hilarious
Alana is… kinda a terrible person… but like… I know why she is and it makes me feel bad for her…
The way Connor’s ghost (?) and Evan interact gives me a fic idea
I’m so ready for you will be found I don’t think that what anyone has said will even compare
is he… crying?
Cynthia and Evans hug ajhhhh
this staging is beautiful
did they…. bang after act one… that was some considerable make out
expect a lot of fic this week
and chapter five of accidental

Act two:

what is this it’s crack omgg
awwww Jared just wants to be his friend
This is sad! Heidi! Don’t yell at the boy! farEvan! Tell the truth! Just! Be happy!
he went off his meds that’s not good oh no evannn nooooo
thisglove IS reallycool wOW
Aw evan
We should throw a kegger! In three hours!
Zoe doesn’t have a lot of stage time wow
Zoe’s “well…”
Evan’s blinking and again, general anxious tics are so great
Evan flinched away from Larry touching him aw
evan bby just tell the truth
damn this is my fave song and fave staging so far
did you fall… or did you let go?
Alana is so mean to evan it makes me sad
the ywbf reprise is so upsetting
I wrote it
evan in so big/ so small is killing me
they’re crying so much I’m so sad

Anonymous submitted:



PS: shout out to Amarah and her anon for finding it! I originally saw this on her twitter feed!

Second Anonymous said:

nisha have you seen this: www*youtube*com/watch?v=qHid_KhpZE4 - some wild paulerina content im screaming.

Third Anonymous said:

I lowkey ship paulerina, I was just watching this video of Paul being interviewed and I guess he’s drunk at cc and he basically said he wants to fuck Kat. The video is called “Paul Wesley previews The Vampire Diaries season 7” Don’t know how to send the video, I’m locked out of my account.

OMG, I’ve seen this interview before but I don’t even remember it being this wild, lmfao. That’s hilarious. Transcript for anyone who can’t watch:

[Kat, off camera:] Paul, would you mind if I staked you on the show?
[Paul:] I… what do you mean by that? How, what kind of a-
[Kat:] Not kill you, 
[Paul:] But like how, kinda, is it, are we do- 
[Kat, still off camera, putting her hand on his shoulder]
[Paul:] Is it like, is it like, are we like, is there something frisky going on?
[Kat:] I don’t think so-
[Paul:] I would like that.
[Kat:] I think you’re acting out.
[Paul, literally licking his lips:] I would like that.
[Kat:] I think I’d stake you, because you don’t know how to [unclear]
[Paul:] And then we get sexy.
[a beat of silence, Paul continues to smirk at Kat]
[Interviewer:] You could make that work. You cou-
[Paul, speaking over Interviewer:] That’s Kat Graham, by the way. In case anybody didn’t recognize that voice.
[Interviewer:] Kat Graham, pitching stories on the press line.
[Paul, looking at Kat again:] I’d like to stake you. [turning back to laughing Interviewer, grinning] Um… Sorry. Ummm. 
Kat: Ohhh, heyo!
Paul: Hey now. Heyo, heyo.

Kakagai Fics I Love

 Silly, Light-Hearted Fics

  • Boyfriend by Surreptitious Chi X- Gai doesn’t like Kakashi’s girlfriend…and offers to be Kakashi’s new girlfriend, er, boyfriend instead. Is inspired by Avril Lavigne’s song, and it’s really funny!
  • Bathwater by forgetme- hilarious fic where TenTen, Sakura, Ino, and Anko go investigate the love life of Kakashi and Gai. It got me grinning from ear to ear! Seriously, read it!! The omakes at the end are the cherry on top to this fun fic!
  • Never Underestimate Matchmaking Kunoichi - Cha! by tineyninja- Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and TenTen try to matchmake Gai and Kakashi together after finding out that Gai has it bad for Kakashi! Very fun read!! It’s super cute & amusing to see how Gai tries to woo Kakashi. Plus, I love TenTen and Gai’s student-mentor relationship, as well as all the interactions.
  • Difference of Opinion by Randomlydrabbling- it’s really hilarious reading the civilian gossip of Gai and Kakashi. XD 
  • Faking It by Anonymous- A short, funny Kakagai fic. Wish it was longer and continued, but I love the idea.
  • Monster by chibi_zoe- Lol, this is funny. As the summary says: “Trust Gai to have an over the top name for a certain common morning problem.” teehee ;p
  • Tomorrow And Forever More kazumi123- Lol, I just find Gai’s antics hilarious and it’s super nice and sweet that Kakashi indulges Gai. 

Lovely Fluff

Just a tad of sexy ;3   

  • Rice by torch- I forgot to include this one…haha. I usually don’t read fics with sex, but this one I tried recently and enjoyed. It’s not graphic at all, so it’s a perfect start! Not to mention the characterizations are on point. Summary: “Kakashi and Guy are on a mission. The mission isn’t quite what they think it is.” Actually tbh, it feels more like comedy so may belong more in the first category, but oh well. 
  • Technological Progress by Anonymous- it’s sexy fluff if you’re in that mood. awkward phone sex. super cute. ^^

Angst/Hurt/Comfort/ Sad-with-a-sweet-aftertaste

  • Don’t Cry Where I Can’t Touch You by robolife- A sad-sweet fic of younger Gai and ANBU Kakashi where a drunk Gai visits Kakashi and later sees one of the moments where Kakashi cries. The feels!!! You can really tell how much Kakashi means to Gai.
  • One Night by RockingTheGraveyard- Another sad-sweet fic of younger Gai and ANBU Kakashi where Gai takes care of Kakashi who one night pays him a visit. It’s super heartwarming to see Gai trying to connect with Kakashi. He just cares about him so much! And Kakashi, in his own way, does too!
  • Shiver by forgetme- Even when I read this, I felt a bit cold, and indeed it’s got a bit of the dark/ angsty mood…but we get to see Gai warm Kakashi up and there’s a lot of sexual tension. just read it, ok? 
my thoughts on the signs (based on personal experience)
  • aries: really mysterious people, tough too. kinda awkward talking to them at first but super crazy after you get to know them. can get anyone they want tbh.
  • taurus: super fricking hilarious!! doesn't take much to get to know them. they're so smart its not even funny. loves animals and will text you 24/7 if they like you.
  • gemini: weirdest people ever omg. likes to go out and have fun all the time. they never run out of puns for anything. worst planners ever but you'll enjoy every moment of spending time with them. really smart ppl too. not two faced at all but y'all need to chill tf out sometimes.
  • cancer: THE CUTEST EVER. you'll fall in love with them the second you meet them. they never run out of things to talk about so conversations can go on forever. best insides jokes with them. seems innocent but is actually so dirty minded. could cuddle them for hours.
  • leo: wants to spend time with people they like all day everyday. not as self confident as you might think. always searching for a significant other to complete them. really physical and enjoys hugs a lot. funny too.
  • virgo: totally not like their 'mom' stereotype at all!! loves to party and just have fun in general. loves to travel and go on adventures. most aren't really shy as they are perceived. cute ass people who love plants. doesn't reply to their texts half the time and are really good at ending uninteresting convos. smartest people you'll ever meet. probably smokes weed.
  • libra: BEAUTY QUEENS. they can literally rock any look/any outfit. never fail to make you laugh until you legit almost pee your pants. talks alot of shit tho :/ but fun to be around anyways. if you need someone who's always gonna be there for you libra's are the people.
  • scorpio: they're the hottest people to walk the earth. some are insanely awkward and some are social butterflies. falls for people really easily and have probably dated more than 8 people. chill with the sexual stuff tho. takes a lot for them to start to trust you/open up to you but once they do they will literally tell you everything. will be there for you and comfort you when you're sad no matter what. one hell of a heartbreak.
  • sagittarius: kinda shy unlike their stereotype but doesnt take much for them to start to open up. if they like talking to you they'll never run out of things to talk about. if they aren't replying to your texts theyre probably out and about. they're the friends that are willing to go out to buy you food and drop it off at your house. super fricking hilarious too.
  • capricorn: actual moms of the zodiac. really extroverted and has a ton of friends. they have a lot on their minds and if they're comfortable with you they will vent to you like there's no tomorrow. they dont give the best advice but they'll be there for you when you need someone. really smart people but they procrastinate so much omg. willing to try anything as long as a close friend tries it with them.
  • aquarius: really great people!! able to laugh their heads off at anything (like even super stupid things). even if your joke isn't funny they'll laugh at it. the friend out of the group that listens when the overpowered one talks. has a lot of opinions they like to voice and can talk mad shit if they hate someone enough.
  • pisces: one of my fave signs. they're always so happy and can cheer up literally anyone. they get distracted easily and tend to change the subject of discussion a lot. doesn't text/call anyone for long. super duper cute and popular af??? also stellar sense of humor.

messedupessy  asked:

Ok UT, US, UF and SF skelebros are about to kiss their S/O for the first time, but before it happens the S/O suddenly sneezes and literally headbutts the skeleton, the S/O burst out laughing as they find it hilarious even though it kind of hurt, skellies reactions?? 8D


UT Sans has been kinda nervous for this. It’s the first time they do it, and he doesn’t want to mess up. They’re probably cuddling on the couch, watching TV when he decides to just go for it……lifting their chin up and leaning close…until they sneeze and head butt him. Uh. Ouch. He looks at them for a moment, before bursting out laughing with them. How could he not, that was hilarious! Once they calm down he asks if they’re okay, then chuckles and finally leans in for a soft kiss. This was much better. 

UT Papyrus will most likely try it while dropping them off after a successful date. Not the first one, but after a few so he can be sure they’re comfortable with this. He’s still nervous, though. He wrings his hands while he walks them to their porch, then asks, “W-WELL, DATE-MATE! AFTER YET ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DATE, THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST ASK OF YOU! WOULD YOU…BE OKAY WITH THE INITIATING OF…THE KISS..?” Once they accept, his face lights up, beaming, “WONDERFUL! WELL, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY, HERE I GO!” He leans down to their level, and puts his hands on their shoulders, slowly leaning in….until they sneeze. He rubs his forehead a little, and when they start laughing he can’t help but grin. He asks if they’re alright, and when he confirms by checking them over, he says, “THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT BE EASILY DEFEATED BY A MERE SNEEZE!” Then he tries again, hopefully being successful. Once he leans back he’s blushing and smiling so big his skull looks like it’ll crack. He’s very, very happy. 

UF Sans is will try play it cool. It’s just a kiss, right? No…big deal. Not at all. Just lean in, and kiss them. Simple. Once he actually gets the guts to do it though, he’s internally screaming at himself to move, damn it! Do it now! They’re! Right! There!! Do it! He panics and pulls them to his lap, takes their chin and looks at them…before leaning in and….they sneeze. He grabs at his forehead and looks at them, scared that the moment was ruined. But once they start laughing…he starts laughing his ass off. It puts him more at ease, seeing how well they take it. So while they’re still laughing, he takes their chin again and smirks before actually giving them a kiss. 

UF Papyrus, like Paps, will most likely do it at the end of a date. But he’s very awkward about it. Affection and intimacy are things he struggles with, but he tries to overcome them for his S/O. He starts by loudly declaring what he’s about to do, before leaning down and grabbing their chin, and he leans in….and they sneeze. He looks surprised for a moment, and a bit more when they start laughing. Nevertheless, he’s determined to get that kiss! So before they can even start recovering from the laughter, he pulls them back in and gives them a rough kiss. Afterwards he’s a blushing mess, and quickly says that it was nice, before leaving. He’s a little embarrassed that the sneeze happened, even though it wasn’t him. 

US Sans would be so excited! But also really nervous. He’s a bit shy when it comes to these things, and he thinks that because he’s a skeleton they might not like his kisses….Still, he’d want to make it absolutely perfect! Expect the day he decides to do it, it will be a more romantic date than usual. He’s kinda nervous throughout the evening but tries to hide it through sudden outbursts of confidence and excitement. Once the night ends though, he realizes he doesn’t have much time to make a move, so he shakily asks them to bend down and close their eyes for a surprise. Once they do, and he gains the confidence, he leans in….and they sneeze. “OWIE…OH! DATE-MATE, ARE YOU ALRIGHT??” He’s going to fuss over them a bit. But once he sees them laughing, he’ll giggle a bit too. It was pretty funny. Once they both stop he’ll stare into their their eyes for a bit, then just go right in. Once he leans back, his eye lights have turned into stars. 

US Papyrus actually keeps his cool about it. It’s a kiss, it shouldn’t be something he should be worried about. Him and his S/O were probably in a booth and Muffet’s, flirting away. He leans his head on his hand and smirks, looking at them. When they ask what he’s looking at, his smirk gets wider and he leans over the table, cupping their face. He looks at their blushed expression for a moment, before leaning in….and they head butt him in the face. He instantly start laughing his ass off, and them laughing makes it even funnier. They’re gonna be laughing for quite a while. Once they finish, though, they leave and when they’re outside is when he makes his move again, pulling them by the waist and giving them a kiss before leaning back with a smirk. 

SF Sans has everything planned out. Where it will be, how it will happen, how long it will be. He has it all planned and ready to go. But everything goes out the window when they do something so cute, he can’t resist the temptation. He’ll grab them by the waist, then lean close…then they sneeze. He’s a bit surprised, but once they start laughing he’s flustered and embarrassed. His S/O will have to kiss him after they recover in order for him to stop pouting. He’s a little mad at himself for giving in to temptation.

SF Papyrus will most likely try to kiss them out of pure instinct. They’ll be doing something they normally do, maybe drawing or reading. He’ll just be looking at them, taking in all the little details, how their face scrunches up in concentration, or how he can tell when something interesting happened in the book they’re reading as their eyes light up. He’s completely in awe, because wow, I have someone this amazing in my life. He’ll be close to them, gently taking their chin and tilting it towards him, getting close…until they sneeze. He’s not going to lie that it startled him a bit. But once they start laughing, he can’t help but chuckle and as if they’re alright. Once they recover, he’ll ask them if it’s alright that he continue. When given the go ahead, he smiles and leans in quickly to give them a nice soft kiss. When he leans back, he’s blushing madly, but beaming. 

sweet-coffee-jelly  asked:

JASHAJKHSKA why is your ask box so hard to find omg ok HEADCANONS! Sam hates cats, h a t e s them because they're so unpredictable and moody, but this huge fat cat decides Sam's his human and he just kinda. Has a cat now. It hates everyone but Sam and occasionally Bucky. It really REALLY hates Steve and it's hilarious.

Her name is Lady Monster truck™ (Or so Sam’s niece says). She’s 80% fur, looks pissed half the time, and requires her own personal vacuum cleaner ever since she broke the belt on Sam’s last one.

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anonymous asked:

Who'd you recommend as shawn's blog?

everyone who i follow is super lovely so i’m going to tell you a few people that i can think off the top of my head who i love and cherish, whether they know i exist or not

@papishawn - tilly was my first mendes friend and actually convinced me to make this blog

@latteshawn - the sweetest angel out there and deserves all the love, omg

@starrynightshawn - we became friends over 13 reasons why but she’s absolutely great and hilarious please follow her

@illumeshawn - literally my ALL TIME favorite blog on here. before i made this blog i’d read her stuff religiously. she’s friendly and hilarious as well

@berghh - literally so cute !!! i love her blog so much omg

@purebeanshawn - the url explains it ??? just a pure bean. great writings as well!

@shawnsleo - who followed me today for some reason and i squealed a little she’s great and hilarious

@ihaveabadreputation - one of the greats seriously she’s hilarious and so friendly

@takeiteasyonmyheart - every time i see her in my notes i smile a little more

@babyshawwn - BEST. BLURBS. EVER. also really cool, probably a friend crush

@shit-to-kinda-okay who followed me today as well, which may have caused a few tears :’)

@heromendes - the cutest, sweetest, and just seems so full of love. her icon makes me die as well

@thesmutofthemendes - m is the cutest and spends a lot of time and energy writing, as well as talking to everyone who graces her inbox. not sure how she hasn’t died yet with all the smutty blurbs she gets sent every day lol

and of course there are more, and i’ll open up my following page on mobile if you want to look through everyone ! :) x

anonymous asked:

♪Gi-bot and Elias chilling in a garage 1inch apart because they are GAY ~ ♪ (get the reference? I know is horrible yeah I'm leaving xF)

Gi-bot has no respect for personal space


But what about gIFRE Did ya’ll forget about him or what lol


remember when graham showed mcfassy my sister @margawart‘s cute art?

evakerlitvet  asked:

Hello Vic! I finished watching ep. 1 of voltron last night and started the second one. I. FREAKING. LOVE. IT. I know you like it as well so I thought I'd share my thoughts! Keith slays. Lance is amaZING AND HILARIOUS. Allura is adorable, I just hate the thought of lance flirting with her which he does a lot (look at our bisexual lance)??? I love how organized shiro is. And I also thought pidge was a boy but turned out she's not(I kinda proffered he/him pronounces for her but I'll deal with it)?

YAAAAAY!! Omg I agreeeeee!! Yes I totally accept the headcanon that Lance is bisexual XD I’ve read way too many fanfic lol. Shiro is space Dad and Allura is space Mom, of course. Pidge being a girl didn’t really change their character for me really - and yeah I’ve seen a lot of people call Pidge by gender neutral pronouns, which fits the best I think! 

anonymous asked:

Lol kinda hilarious of that Rahul fellow, as he's indian he has an entire genre bollywood for inspiration. Yet no one bashes India for not including white characters in their movies and productions. What about the white people in india who are a minority. Such hypocrisy these days it's hilarious. If you're going to a film for diversity, you don't know the point of seeing a movie. Who cares if the characters are all white or all black or all hispanic, asian, etc. It's a movie watch and enjoy.

shut…. up….. lmaooo omg “no one bashes bollywood for not including white people in their movies” LMAO i actually yelled at this… @Bollywood ur doing amazing sweetie xoxo