Jiraiya: *happily hugs Tobirama* "Mine." Madara: "I'll fight you for him." Tobirama: "I will STAB YOU BOTH I'M NOT A GODDAMN PRIZE YOU FUCKTARDS." Hashirama: "Tobi, don't swear, it's not polite." Tobirama: "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A STARFISH IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP." Touka: "That would be cruel to the starfish..."
But Lexa being #Lextra takes Alex out in the snow for the first time during Christmas (she just learned to walk and stuff) & decides to wrap her up in a body suit with a scarf & mittens to make sure she doesn't get cold. Clarke's in the background recording this like "Uhhh Lex? I think that's too much clothing" "I DON'T WANT HER TO GET SICK CLARKE! LOOK! SHE LIKES IT!" & Clarke moves the camera over to Alex where she takes one little step & falls over because the suit is too heavy Lexa panics 😂
Alex is like a starfish omg! Or that kid from A Christmas story (was that what it was called)
**deep breath** HI HELLO YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING AND I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL. DRINK SOME WATER, EAT SOME FOOD, LOVE YOURSELF. YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT AND A JOY TO SEE ON MY DASH THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU
oh my goodness! angelina!! you sweet and magnificent starfish!!!
this is so kind i’m emotional omg i hope you have a wonderful week, friend <3 <3 <3