but omfg look at this girl

xiane-luvz  asked:

Girl! So I mad af right now!!! I saw thru my friend's snapchat (he's a black male) that he saw Shotta Spence at our local mall in NJ yesterday!!!! He was looking dead into his camera for the whole video,if only i could save snapchat vids cause omfg he was lookin too good!! If you didn't know Shotta is from Franklin, NJ which is a township near me! Yesterday would be the only day my friend didn't come thru to pick me up and hang out too! You don't know how poppin I would've looked to see bae

Shotta!!! ❤

Omfg I was playing best fiends on my phone and YouTube was just auto playing whatever and now it’s playing like some 9 year old looking girl showing her make up collection bye

I think some of my favorite kpop lyrics are these:

  • You look like a fresh salad, so smooth
  • Sexy, free, and single, I’m ready to bingo
  • Roll like a buffalo
  • You zoom zoom my heart like a rocket
  • We gonna go rocka rocka rocka rocka rocka rocka. So fantastic
  • Your love plus my love, supa luv
  • Yo girl a turkey on my dick gobble gobble, I fuck her till her knees wobble wobble
  • CHOGIWA
  • Yeogi buteora

anonymous asked:

V and Jumin childhood headcanons owo

~I live for this omfg thank you


{V+Jumin}

  • Spent a lot of time together at pet stores looking at animals
  • Jumin’s mouth sometimes got him in trouble with people, like teachers, but V was always ready to step in and diffuse the situation
  • V had a lot of girls pining over him
  • He would get love letters all the time
  • Jumin thought it was stupid (lolol)
  • V invited Jumin over often, because Jumin loved to hear his parents play music. It echoed in the house from their practice spaces. He thought it was so pretty.
  • Most people didn’t want to be near Jumin because he was too practical, but V liked it and didn’t judge him. He has always thought Jumin was funny
  • Loved to read together often, and even built forts (well, V built them) out of blankets and pillows so they could have their own private place
  • Jumin started to open up more once they began writing letters back and forth
  • V climbed a lot of trees
  • In music class, they both thought that the other one had a beautiful voice when singing
  • When V got his first camera he mainly took pictures of Jumin and various bugs they found
  • One time they snuck some wine from Mr. Han’s cellar and promptly spit it out, yelling “gross!”
  • Their families vacationed together from time to time
  • Jumin kept some drawings that V did for him in art class
  • They did have sleepovers!
  • Mostly they would read scary stories to each other in the dark
  • Both of them got sad and upset if they had to take a trip away from each other, but they would still write
  • V used to tease about Jumin marrying his sister
  • Sometimes on trips abroad, they’d get lost together and wander around looking at everything

anonymous asked:

Omfg ur little idea/scenarios/reactions, whatever u wanna call them r real good. I was wondering if u could do a BTS reaction to their gf/or the girl they like having body hair. I know this is a sensitive topic but it would be interesting to know their reactions

Decided to finally post something since I’ve been lacking lately, I’m so sorry anon~

JIN

Jin: Let’s go out! The weather is so nice!

You: Sorry Jin..maybe another time

Jin: Why??? I look so good today tho

You: I just…I..I don’t think I want to..

Jin: Did something happen??

You: No..I just feel really insecure since I’m really hairy..

Jin: That does not define who you are, you’re still beautiful to me.

Originally posted by syubbie

SUGA

Suga: What’s the matter?

You: Oh oh nothingg

Suga: You’re horrible at lying babe, tell me whats wrong

You: I have a lot of hair

Suga: You should feel lucky! My hair is dead after bleaching it so much…now its time for these babies to shineeee

You: Not that! I meant like…body hair. I don’t like it.

Suga: I like it, you can be my cuddly bear

Originally posted by chimchams

NAMJOON

Namjoon: OMg why are you wearing so much?!

You: Cause I feel like itt

Namjoon: But it’s so hot!

You: Well I don’t feel like exposing my skin

Namjoon: But babeee

You: I just don’t wanna flash everyone my gorilla arms okay?

Namjoon: Aigoo..hon it’s not a big deal, I still love you.

Originally posted by forjimin

JHOPE

Jhope: *walks in on you trying to wax your legs*

You: Omg. You could’ve knocked!

Jhope: Babe! Can you help me wax too? *flashes leg*

You: WU-WUT

Jhope: We are a match made in heaven. Hairy Couple. Perfecto 

Originally posted by beatriceindre

JIMIN

You: JUST PULL ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Jimin: BUT Y/N I’VE NEVER DONE DIS BEFORE

You: PARK JIMIN IF YOU DON’T PULL THE STRIP I’LL STICK THEM ALL OVER YOU

Jimin: BUT I DON’T WANNA HURT YOU

You: PARK JIMIN PULL THE GODDAMN STRIP

-inspired by a youtube vid 

Originally posted by ultranicolet

TAEHYUNG

Taehyung: But whyyyyy~~ I wanna cuddle with you

You: I..I forgot to shave tho

Taehyung: Who cares? We all have hair. Plus now you can keep even warmer

You: U sure?

Taehyung: Absolutely. 

Originally posted by chimcheroo

JUNGKOOK

You: I can’t go out like this

Jungkook: I mean have you even seen me? I’m more hairier than you

You: You’re a man, that’s different

Jungkook: All human beings have hair on their body Y/N

Jungkook: Plus…you remind me of my cute rabbit costume

Originally posted by just-sad-fandom-trash

I think im getting rusty oml 

Do you guys prefer long or short convos? Lemme knoww

Dating Luhan

-Where do i even start with this boyyy
-will try to show off his ‘manliness’ 24/7
-he’ll see you struggling to carry something heavy and be like: “don’t worry babe, i got you”
-even though he flaunts his manliness all the time all you do is swoon BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PRETTY
-sometimes you would just look at his face and squeal bc omfg did i mention how pretty he is?
-he would get embarrassed whenever you compliment him
-you call him cute and his reaction will always be “no im manly!”
-and he pretends to be annoyed but on the inside he dies a little because his girl is complimenting
-he would eventually give up on saying that hes not cute to you and wouldnt bother arguing back
-only you can call him cute. Anyone else? No way
-we know he loves football/soccer
-he’d probably be a bit shy at first asking you to watch a game with him
-his eyes would light up when you say yes because now he can have his two favourite things at once!!
-you and soccer!!
-you may not be into soccer but you put up with it because you love seeing the happiness in his eyes as he spends time with you while watching a game
-pda!!
-he would always have his arm around your waist or he would hold your hand whenever you guys go out
-he wouldn’t be ashamed to show you off
-he would post pictures on weibo and instagram all the time
-we know luhan isnt afraid to tell crazy ass fans to pipe down
-when ‘fans’ sent you hate for dating him he would always be there for you and hold you in his arms
-bubble tea dates
-he would actually die everytime you wear his stuff
-'im manly’ he says as he coos at his girlfriend wearing his clothes
-sometimes he just does things that make you want to crawl in a hole and never see light again
-“please stop whipping, Han, i’m trying to do some work”
-you’ll never forget his face when you “blew his flute” for the first time
-you’d have so many laughs and cute moments when dating this pretty little goofball

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

  • Thor: acts all chill and confident flirting with beautiful girls and joking
  • Dizzee: wants to kiss him and looks at Thor like he's the only thing that makes sense in the entire universe
  • Thor: SUDDENLY A CUTE NERVOUS WRECK HE EVEN LIMBERS UP AND FIDGETS LIKE A PRECIOUS SMOL CINNAMON ROLL IN ADORABLE PUPPY LOVE HE'S ABOUT TO KISS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, GENIUS BOY HE'S EVER MET PINCH HIM IS THIS REAL!?
when your fave is problematic:

• scott hoying
— he can sing these crazy riffs
— his jawline omfg
— he’s actually a 6'3 ft five year old child
— an actual, real life noodle

• kirstie maldonado
— she literally looks good in every single hair color/style
— she’s an angel
— she’s the sweetest and cutest human being to ever grace planet earth
— an actual, real life disney princess

• mitch grassi
— he is a pure diva
— his high-notes and just his singing voice in general omfg
— his spunky, sassy attitude
— an actual, real life queen/boy princess

• avi kaplan
— his mesmerizing green eyes
— his deep, low voice (the type that makes the girls want to bear his child and turn all the boys gay)
— he is genuine and sensitive
— an actual, real life dork and bbq-loving dragon

• kevin olusola
— he’s the most intelligent human being ever (speaks fluent mandarin, went to yale, and he can beatbox like it’s nobody’s business)
— his contagious laughs
— he’s swole
— an actual, real life perfect human being