but okay this was the funniest part

Things my friends have said about Hamilton

“You know you can’t rap guns and ships, why are you-aaand she’s doing it.”

“Can we just listen to say no to this again, I love Maria’s voice.”

“sHUT UP ABOUT HAMILTON. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM, OKAY.”

“Why are you crying? Oh my god, I swear if you’re crying over Philip Hamilton again-”

*unintelligible noise upon hearing opening for It’s Quiet Uptown*

“Honestly, Eliza deserved so much better.”

“yES ANGELICA DRAG HIS ASS.”

“And I’m never gonna stop until I ahgjhgskawkfdhsdlhsdj. Crap. Uh. I’m no Daveed Diggs.”

“Alexander Hamilton did not die for this shit.”

“I relate to Alex so much, because I never shut up either.”

“I wanna be an Eliza. But I think I’m just a Peggy. Oh my god, am I a Peggy?”

“What do you mean I can’t sing Burr’s part and Peggy’s part?”

“Okay, but am I more Eliza or Angelica?”

“Okay, so if you usually sing Alex, Angelica, and Burr, and I usually sing Eliza, Maria, and Philip…I’m your son, but I’m also married to you, and you cheated on me with myself. You’re also my sister. Uh, let’s not read too much into that?”

“Wow, Alex, that’s pretty gay.”

  • what he says: i'm fine
  • what he means: you know not everything has to be a joke. sometimes you can just be honest about your feelings, and that's how i see myself, you know? i may not be the most threatening silhouette, but i like to think of myself as somebody who can stand up for-- you know it doesn't always have to be "goof goof dildo machines" over here, okay? i'm traveling around with the Boner Squad and i never get to just say... what i'm feeling, i have emotions! it's not all abra-ca-fuckyou and what have you!! i have a beating heart!!! i'm multi-dimensional! i'm a fully-realized creation... fUCK!!!!!
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“you win if there’s a change in hyungsik’s face” ; part.1 ailee vers.
{ivy vers.}

Weird Noises, Weirder Feelings (Eddie/Richie)

Summary: Eddie makes funny noises when he’s tickled, which is one of many reasons Richie loves tickling him. (Prompt from anon! I’m too obsessed with this movie. Hope you enjoy! x)


Obviously he only did it because it was funny. There was no ulterior motive, no meaning behind his actions. The only reason Richie did it was because Eddie made these silly noises that made the whole Losers Club laugh along with him.

Seriously, that was the only reason.

It wasn’t like he was finding an excuse to touch him, or hear him laugh. Why would you even think that? Him and Eddie were just friends.

Tickle fights were normal amongst friends. They broke out every so often for the Losers, but it seemed Richie jabbing his fingers into Eddie’s sides was becoming a daily occurrence.

But could you blame him?

Eddie’s laugh was infectious. How ironic, the boy so terrified of diseases that spread could have his friends dying of laughter in seconds.

It was high-pitched, but like, ear-piercingly high-pitched. He babbled between giggles too, trying to get words out and failing miserably, unable to form a coherent thought without laughing. It was usually something along the lines of, “cut it out, you dick!” or, “fuck you richie!” or, “if you don’t stop i’m going to murder you, tozier!”, but none of it came out clearly.

And the wheezing noises he made were by far the funniest part. Okay, that sounded cruel, making fun of the asthmatic kid like that. But Richie never took it too far, and always making sure Eddie’s inhaler was on hand before launching his attack.

Calm hangouts by the lake or the field always turned chaotic quickly. Richie would make a joke, Eddie would make a witty reply, Richie would poke his side, make him squeal, and then Richie would tickle a bright red Eddie nearly to tears, though he wasn’t quite that mean.

Sometimes it turned into a group wide war, rolling around in the grass, fingers flying and laughter ringing. Sometimes the other Losers just watched in amusement, sharing looks as Eddie grabbed Richie’s hands to stop him, and the two of them would freeze and pull away, Richie just as red as Eddie then.

But he didn’t just tickle Eddie to watch him blush and hear him laugh and have him grab at his hands to stop him. Honestly. There usually wasn’t even a reason.

They were alone that time, and Richie was plotting an attack in his head as he watched Eddie fiddle with the zipper on his stupid fannypack.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Eddie asked, raising an eyebrow warily.

“No reason,” he replied with a small smirk on his face.

“Don’t you fucking touch me, Toz- Wait, no, Richie, please!”

How did Eddie expect to not get tickled when he was just too ticklish for his own damn good?

Alright, maybe the little squeaky noises he made were kind of cute. And the way his cheeks went from pale to bright red in seconds was pretty cute too. A lot of things Eddie did were cute.

Was that normal to think? Richie thought tons of stuff was cute. Stan’s curly hair, or Mike’s smile, or Bill’s stutter…so why did it feel different when it was about Eddie?

He didn’t have a crush on Eddie. Ben had a crush on Bev. That was obvious. But that wasn’t how he felt towards Eddie. It was totally platonic. Right?

Man, he was fucked.

“Richie, please!”

That snapped Richie back to reality, realizing how breathless Eddie had become and backing off immediately. But Eddie didn’t go reaching for his inhaler. Instead, he just let himself catch his breath naturally, glaring at Richie the whole time he did so.

“Why do you always do that?”

“Do what?” Richie asked innocently.

“Tickle me!”

“Oh, are you asking me to do it again? Cause I can totally-”

“I will kill you.”

He put his hands up defensively. “Okay, okay, I won’t!”

Neither of them could hold back a giggle at that.

Eddie rubbed the back of his neck. “No, but seriously…why do you always do that?”
“Cause it’s fun. Plus, you make funny noises when I do it.”

“Oh, fuck you,” Eddie crossed his arms over his chest.

“No, it’s not a bad thing!” Richie said quickly. “It’s…it’s cute.”

If Eddie’s face had been red before, it was a violent shade of scarlet now, spreading to the tips of his ears and down his neck. Cute.

“Beep beep, Richie,” was all Eddie opted to say, lips twitching at the inside joke.

“I’m serious!”

“Shut up, trashmouth!”

“Make me, Kaspbrack.”

Wrong choice of words. See, Eddie was probably the most ticklish person alive. But unfortunately for Richie, he didn’t fall very far behind. And Eddie knew that, despite exploiting it much less often.

It was at that moment he realized he had not right to make fun of Eddie’s squeaky noises, because a very similar one left his own mouth when he was wrestled back and fingers found his ribs.

“That’s nohot what I meant!” he cried, hands uselessly batting at Eddie in a futile attempt at stopping him.

“You told me to make you. Is this not persuasive enough, or should I go for your knees, huh?”

“No, no, Edds, c’mon!”

“I was considering letting you go until you called me Edds.”

“Okay, okay, I’m sohorry!”

Eddie pretended to be thinking, prolonging his friend’s torture just a little longer until he backed off. “Apology accepted. I guess.”

Richie sighed in relief, reaching up to fix his glasses which had slid down his nose during all the roughhousing.

There was a silence that followed, both boys stealing glances at the other shyly.

“For the record, it’s not just your noises that are cute. It’s basically everything about you,” Richie spoke up, freckled cheeks turning a little pink as he said it. “Well, everything but that fucking fannypack.”

Eddie smacked his shoulder, but he was grinning.

“You’re not too bad yourself, Rich.”

This silence was full of smiling as their fingers tentatively reached out, interlocking shyly.  The ulterior motive he didn’t even know he had worked out for him in the end.

I Feel Bad For SKAM Girls

It’s just my opinion but

While some of the characters had a real glow-up and were shown as a complex characters ( the best example is Isak obviously), the most part of Girls Squad was…well, destroyed.

1. Eva

First season: girl with issues and her own opinion. Amazing plot line about girls’ friendship and challenges of the first romantic relationships.

Next seasons: parties, alcohol, hook ups. and yep, this is it

2. Noora

My greatest dissapointment, tbh

First season: person with strong beliefs. She defends girls, doesn’t accept internalized misogyny, tries to talk some sense into Vilde, saves Eva from loneliness etc. I swear she was my fav, i fucking wanted to be like her. But then season 2 happened & everything has gone to Hell™

Next seasons: okay, we’ve seen some of Noora’s old version in season 2. She helped Vilde with her eating disorder, couldn’t stand William’s violence etc.
BUT
that season’s ruined Noora. In S3 & S4 we saw broken girl who can’t let go her failed relationships, snaps at her best friend because of the ex-boyfriend & makes out with a guy she barely knows just to feel better. Her entire character in S3 and S4 is based on boys issues. I mean it is a funeral of all ideas of season 1

3. Vilde

I’m not going to compare S1 Vilde and S4 Vilde because you know what? She hasn’t changed. At all. Nope.
She had several moments after which we thought - okay, she is not a lost cause. She will be better person sooner or later.

But in S4 we see the same ignorant, islamophobic girl with no sensitivity. I don’t know what should happen in 5 last episodes to rehabilitate her character. i still has some hopes though

Maybe it is a part of Skam’s realism - not everyone will learn their lesson in the end, but i’m still kind of sad about it

4. Chris

Chris was always like a background while she is one of the kindest, funniest and open-minded characters in this show. We don’t know shit about Chris. And i suppose we’ll never know her better.

We’ll remeber her as a girl who tried to seduce Isak with a spoon, who is always up for parties & has dated a guy from her cabin whose name was Kasper. She’s studying German & has a beer-guy’s number. She is probably the first Sana’s friend in Nissen, but she has a bare minimum in Sana’s season.

I’m eternally grateful for Isak’s story in S3, for Eva’s story in S1, but i just don’t understand why Julie did all that to Girls Squad

(gifs by skameditsskamgifillsaveyouback, morganalefaysmorethanoneshow)

Dents and Bows

Summary: A casual movie night turns upside down when Bucky starts overwhelming you with a numerous amount of questions until suddenly you punch him in his metal arm, creating a huge dent to be imprinted on it.

Word Count: 2,427.

A/N: No new part for “Wedding Planner” this weekend but there will be next week! Anyway, not going to lie, this is probably by far the most favorite Bucky fic I’ve ever written. This was requested by the lovely @cherryjeans.

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MHA dub commentary ep 9

  • “Hey you! Can you tell us what it’s like to work so closely with All Might?” the reporter asks Izuku, who would probably be the best person to answer this question if he weren’t protecting a secret and also didn’t have social anxiety up the everywhere
  • Ochako, asked the same question: uuuhhhh he’s…. got muscles?
  • Iida: improvises an entire speech about All Might and i’m honestly feeling a little attacked right now b/c this is basically me with Bakugou
  • reporter: brings up the sludge villain incident. Bakugou: WALK AWAY.* (*BEFORE I FUCKING BLOW YOUR ASS UP FOR MENTIONING THAT)
  • seriously that’s such a thinly veiled threat im 
  • Bakugou no
  • Aizawa looks more like a hobo than usual today. also he just shoos the reporters out like bothersome little pests i love it
  • random but i enjoy that the reporter lady is wearing slacks instead of a skirt
  • “Naturally, everybody wanted to get their hands on All Might” and then it cuts to Shigaraki
  • hah
  • also hi Shigaraki you…. creepy motherfucker. standing there all… menacingly…….
  • okay i’m just gonna say that fucking pun was intentional on narrator!Izuku’s part because there’s no way that was an accident
  • future adult narrator Izuku is this the time to be making bad puns about the villains coming to kill your teacher/mentor/father figure

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Okay actually the funniest thing about Good Omens is that Crowley is described as not having fallen, but rather as having “sauntered vaguely downwards”, and yet he’s the most over dramatic fuck ever, and then you’ve got Aziraphale aka fandom’s interpretation of Pure, who you just know, you just know that if he fell he’d go out LIKE THE GODDAMN METEORITE THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS. Maybe not in terms of effect on others but screaming and wailing on his part? Woooooah yeah

O Captain, My Captain

So any of you who know me on any level know that I’ve been harboring serious lust affections for Mr. Nathan Fillion for eight years and counting.

Welp. I set myself a goal and today, I made it a reality.

Voila.

Yes, that is me cheesing with the one and only absolutely gorgeous Nathan Fillion, courtesy of Dragon*Con 2017.

And yes, I dressed to kill because I was intent on seducing the man and I have absolutely zero fucking shame.

It was an incredibly tense morning, and I do mean morning: me and my bestie got up at 5am and got dolled up, then drove to the train station to get to the con. The most stressful part of this fucked up con is that unfortunately, you don’t know what a celebrity’s autograph hours or their prices are until you’re inside the Walk of Fame room, and so you basically have to come crazy early and prepare to wait and be vigilant to get your chance. However, that’s part of why I always do photo ops. That is an assured meeting with my sweetie of choice, where as autograph sessions are first come, first served, and Nathan hasn’t been at Dragon*Con since 2008 and so I knew his fans would make up most of the Friday congoers. 

The photo op was at 11:40am, so I had a delightfully long wait, but thank God, the line moved quickly. That’s a blessing and a curse, which I’ll discuss in a moment.

So what’s Nathan Fillion like?

For one, he’s terribly, terribly polite. He introduced himself to each person who walked over for the photo and shook their hand and asked their name. Then the photo is snapped and he thanked them for coming out and for being patient. Which is hella sweet, honestly.

I had a chuckle with the volunteers in line because of my shameless Lady in Red ploy. The lady outside the room laughed because before I went in, I switched out my sensible flats for three inch heels (I like looking taller in photos, and plus, it makes me look sexier to some extent, imo) and she said, “Watch out! She’s got the heels out now!” And then the guy right by Nathan who helped move the line along asked if I was alone in the photo with Nathan and I said yes and he said, “Selfish, huh? I like it!” since the previous two photo ops were a group and a pair.

Let me tell you something, people.

One, Nathan Fillion has the softest hands I’ve ever felt on a man. I mean, wow. I swooned a little.

Two, holy shit, is he fucking gorgeous in person. 

So after the photo, I scurried upstairs and got in line for the Walk of Fame room and stood another hour in the blistering hot lobby until it opened and me and bestie made a beeline for Nathan’s line. Because I’ve been to Dragon*Con probably 2-3 times, I knew that it’s absolutely essential to be at the front of the line when Walk of Fame opens or you won’t get to meet your celebrity simply because there are just too many fans and they have to cut the room off when they reach their capacity. Since we planned ahead, we were within the first fifty people to see him once he came up from the photo op room. 

And that’s where my story gets a little bittersweet.

First off, his autograph was $100, cash only, and it wasn’t personalized. I frown at that. To give you some perspective, William Shatner and Gillian Anderson were both $80 last year. I don’t blame Nathan. I doubt he has control over his rates, but I do think it’s kind of shitty that his staff he won’t let him personalize the photo considering each fan is coughing up $100. To give you even more perspective, remember when I met Chris Evans January of last year? I paid $400 for his VIP package and it came with a photo op, a lithograph, an autograph, a reserved seat at the Civil War panel, and early access to the dealer’s room. And that’s Chris fucking Evans, a bonafide A-lister and a millionaire. So you understand that I’m feeling some type of way about how they decided to charge $100 with no personalized autograph. I can’t imagine it would take that much more time for him to add your name when he was already signing it.

Plus, because of the massive turnout of fans, each signing is under 20 seconds long. I’m dying inside because of it. If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll know that I have a fixation with meeting famous people. Why? My life is boring as fuck and hardly anyone likes me, and so it really gets my motor going to meet famous people because I love telling the story of what they’re like. The average person’s not going to meet a celebrity, and so I enjoy it as a hobby because I find it very fulfilling.

So, out of courtesy for the hundreds of fans waiting to meet him, I didn’t really get to say much to him, and it hurts a little because I wanted to tell him a few things, but I didn’t want to appear selfish. 

But hey, that’s why this is bittersweet. The fact that I didn’t get to tell him what he’s meant to me is the bitter part. 

The sweet part is that it took probably about an hour and twenty to thirty minutes between the photo op and the autograph, and Nathan Fillion remembered me.

Him: Oh, we met downstairs! What’s your name again?

See, that? Yeah. I’m okay with that. Because he picked me out of a crowd of a few hundred people and that’s a pretty big fucking feather in my cap. So obviously my Lady in Red ploy worked to some degree.

Lastly, the funniest thing happened while I was in his line. He was leaning down to sign an autograph and then he looked up at the next person and ran his hand through his hair to push it out of his face.

You know those Pantene Pro-V commercials with the sexy half naked lady flinging her hair in slow-mo and it’s utterly tantalizing?

Yeeeeeeah, my mind just went fucking blank when he did that. 

I just need y’all to understand than Nathan Fillion looks great on TV, but the man is seriously a fucking hunk in real life. Goddamn. I started fanning myself, for God’s sake. He is just…beautiful in person. Whew.

Anyway, I was also lucky enough to meet two of my other idols right after Mr. Fillion: Michael Rosenbaum and Steve Blum. And I am delighted to say those interactions weren’t bittersweet–just sweet all the way around.

Michael Rosenbaum was a fucking darling cinnamon bun, just like Wally. He asked me my name and I told him, and then I started gushing about how Justice League was amazing and he just lent so much heart to the role of Wally West and he was basically my entire childhood. So then Rosenbaum turns to the line of fans and yells, “Hey! She says I’m her entire childhood! Like her whole childhood! Man, that makes me feel old!” And I apologized (jokingly, of course) and he starts goofing off with me and my bestie and even another fan in line. He was so adorable and gracious and I love the way he said my name. What a lovely guy.

Meeting Steve Blum (FINALLY) was a hoot as well. So me and bestie went up to him and we told him we were so happy to catch him this year because a couple years ago, we were in his line for an autograph at Momocon and they literally cut the line off ONE person away from the two of us after an hour and a half of waiting. Steve (bless his darling heart) apologized, but we of course told him that wasn’t his fault at all, and I told him that it was so great to finally see him up close because I had asked him a question at his panel and he jokingly told me he loved me and I almost fainted dead away and forgot my question. He laughed and asked me what question I had asked, and then he signed for me. While we were chatting it up, I asked him if he cried on the last episode of Cowboy Bebop and he said yes and went even further to tell me that the studio and the voice director didn’t tell him how the anime ended. He found out as he was voicing it. He was just like us–totally shocked and upset and like me he pretends Spike is totally fine at the end.

And then, in typical Kyo fashion, I accidentally made a fool of myself with my stupid iPhone. Apparently, it ran out of storage and so we were trying to record something and it wouldn’t take and so I’m apologizing profusely and blushing up a storm, but Steve is like, “No, it’s okay!” and he takes my phone and tries to see if it’ll work, but it won’t, so we record it on my bestie’s phone instead. He was so sweet! I felt like such a dumb schmuck when my phone wouldn’t take the video, but he was amazingly nice and I hugged him before I left and it was just the best thing ever. Steve Blum for president, man. What a standup guy.

Tomorrow’s got the legendary Ming Na Wen on the agenda, so you’ll see part two of my recap. Probably with a LOT of screaming, because Ming Na is my queen and I must worship her accordingly. Here’s to Saturday.

Kyo out.

Episode 3, Season 7 Part 2

Okay this was taking really long, so I just decided to do a brief one (hopefully)

Jon and D’s first meeting. I must say I was really stoked about this one. But honestly, I didn’t see any sexual tension or great chemistry in the scene. Jon did look wary+awed+apprehensive+shocked when he first sees her. Maybe he was expecting the mother of dragons to be slightly older. And if I have to be very honest, this was exactly what I’d expected it to be. I’ll tell you what that means in a bit. 

So the funniest part of that scene was the introduction bit. This is Jon Snow, he is king in the north vs. D + rightful x various names. I can’t begin to explain how strongly I now feel about an eventual Jon vs. D plot in the story. 

I am the last targaryen, Jon Snow

I was born to rule the seven kingdoms and I will

I am the rightful this and rightful that…

I have faith in D. targ etc etc

It’s too on the face to not notice anymore. In every single scene and every single dialogue, there seems to be a contrast between Jon Snow and D Targ. To give D the benefit of the doubt, she is unaware of the threat to the north. She’s not a bad queen. She shows that she is capable of humility and compassion when she apologies to Jon for her father’s crimes. He is in fact surprised that she does. Then she repeats what he says in the previous episode. You can’t hold a daughter responsible for her father’s crimes. They agree on something. But Jon comes up with one of his own, that she can’t hold him on to the oath of loyalty that his ancestor made. SHE DOES NOT AGREE, or even like it. 

She then informs him about all that she’s suffered. This I thought was important from the point of view of getting to know each other better. Then, Davos gives a list of the stuff Jon’s done. Again, this was done in my opinion to further their understanding of one another or imho to portray them as equals at best. Again notice the difference in the dialogues here. While Dany rattles on about her achievements and her belief in herself, Jon remains silent. Davos is the man who speaks up for him. It is a difference of personalities and the ethos systems they believe in as leaders. Compare this scene with Jon and Sansa have before the battle of the bastards where Jon tells her, “Aye and what do you think I’ve been doing all my life? Playing with Broomsticks? I’ve fought against worse than Ramsey Bolton. I’ve defended the wall against worse than Ramsey Bolton.” I’m not saying this means anything. Still. 

Again the one on one that D and Jon had together had tremendous foreshadowing involved. 

People thought the dragons were gone, yet here they are! Jon and D the last two (possibly) targs standing and watching the dragons fly above their heads. They again reach an impasse on the bending of the knee bit. D is stubborn, Jon is stubborn but she gives him something else that he came for. Permission to mine the dragon glass and all the help he will need to get it. This was again good Dany surfacing due to good advice given by the clever Tyrion Lannister. There is a lot of tension in this scene between Jon and D. I just didn’t read it as romantic. Sexual, Idk? They are facing in opposite directions and always looking away from each other. But they are learning, more about each other. However, while Jon’s intentions are really what they are, Dany’s gesture of allowing the mining of the dragon glass is motivated by political interests. 

To be honest, I didn’t see chemistry between Kit and Emilia. Does this mean they won’t bang? No. It does not. THIS WAS THEIR FIRST MEETING. They are standing on two opposite shores, each considering the other their enemy, at the very least. It was great to not see a good chemistry between the two of them and I’m not saying this because I ship Jonsa. They are two of the most powerful leaders in the game wanting more important things than to fall in love. They can’t obviously act like silly teenagers who’ve seen a hot girl / hot guy and fallen head over heels. So even if they are eventually going to bang in this season, the lack of chemistry was spot on. 

We also know that after the Casterly Rock debacle and the destruction of the Greyjoy fleet, Tyrion’s clever advices are going to fail and D is going to go on full dracarys mode, and she probably should. Jamie Lannister had better watch out his for back now!! Also now Dany desperately needs Jon as an ally. I can even see how a marriage will help cement this alliance. Jon asks Tyrion he’s wondering how to convince those who don’t know him that the threat is real. Obviously this is a set up for the wight hunt. Because, seeing is believing right? And Jon obviously thinks that Dany is better than Cersei. If the two were to marry, politically their impasse would come to an end. We may even be led to believe in this season that, this is what is exactly going to happen. Only thing is, I truly believe that it won’t. 

The reason I think it wont: Dany is being set up for a major shock. You can see the makings of it. Everything she’s ever done, every action she’s ever taken is to get closer to the ugly chair. She has internalized the belief that the kingdom is truly her birthright. She’s not going to stop at anything to make the throne and the kingdom hers. Imagine her surprise when she learns that the true RIGHTFUL heir to the iron throne is not her but someone else, an ally, a potential husband, a lover?? I think it would be injustice to her character if she accepts that this as her destiny. No, she’s not going to share her right with anyone else. NO WAY!! Jon has a way of worming himself into people’s hearts not by inflicting fear. BUT BY SACRIFICE. This is why thousands for people will follow him into war. Because he is loved, not feared. Targbowl is going to happen guys, as much as the banging is probably. We’re being set up for it. 

Now I was practically praying for them to shift the scene from a one on one J and D to Sansa and it happened!!!! I have so many feels about this scene that I can’t put it all in words. 

SANSA UNDERSTANDS THE THREAT TO THE NORTH, PEOPLE and she’s doing everything in her power to prepare for it. She trusts Jon without having visual confirmation on the WW. She’s slaying being queen in the north. It’s important to notice how the other lords are standing by everything she’s saying and even marveling at it at times. (Except LF who’s dolling out fortune cookie lines one after the other. I can’t believe he said the whole Don’t fight in the north etc just before the other one. LOL) But he does say something very important which kinda made my ears stand up. Two important things.

1. One of two things will happen. Either the dead will defeat the living in which case all our troubles come to an end or life will win out. And then What?

2. Everything that happens will be something that you’ve seen before

Tinfoil: The first thing that he said led me to believe that in all probability the great war will happen first and life will win out and then will come the crisis of power in Westeros, meaning who will sit on the iron throne?? I mean I always felt that the power struggle will happen before the war but LF sentence made me think otherwise. What do you think people??

The second dialogue. What did he fucking mean by that second one? I’m in full tinfoil territory here but was he implying that like Robb, Jon will be taken with a foreign whore/invader? Or was he threatening Sansa that like Ned, Jon rode south and hence will lose his head?? Or did he mean that the North would revolt against/betray  Jon the way they had done with ROBB? And that little satisfied smirk to himself at the end. Or was he talking about his own inference that Jon and Sansa remind him of Ned and Cat and Idk something to do with him being responsible for Jon’s death just like he betrayed Ned Stark. AAAAAAAAARG! I’m so confused. It can’t mean nothing. Parallels are basically, mirroring things that’ve happened before. Any ideas about what the hell he was talking about???????????

Last and most important foreshadowing and question that came to my head.

BRAN WILL NEVER BE LORD OF ANYTHING!!!

GUYS THIS IS BIG. Who is the true heir to Winterfell then? What does that mean about Jon’s position as king in the north? Sansa is now basically the heir to winterfell and the oldest Stark in the North. Jon is king in the north but Sansa remains the Lady of Winterfell. (The Shipper in me says, did some potential Jonsa gold just fall into our laps??) 

Sansa is key, in-spite of Bran, Ned Stark’s true born son being present in winterfell. I am a cent percent sure that this is going to have huge ramifications and implications later on in the story. 

I’m hoping Arya and Sansa’s reunion will be better than Sansa and Bran’s which fell flat in comparison to the dramatic re-union and follow through of Jon and Sansa’s. Maybe because they were the first two starks to re-unite. or Maybe *wink*

Anyway, we’ll know more as the story progresses. Lemme know what you think guys especially LF’s lines!!!!

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mnemnems said: The Voltron Family going to see Spider Man?

[The Voltron Family] Keith was a huge fan of Spider-Man. When he found out that little Lance was a fan, he thought he would cry. When they found out about Homecoming, they cried. Keith had to prepare when they watch it in theaters. Shiro paid for all their Spidey shirt because obviously. One does not watch a Spidey movie without wearing a Spidey shirt. That would be ridiculous. They didn’t have matching ones, but they got to pick ones they’d like to wear.

“Can we get Spider-man snacks?” Lance tugged Keith’s shirt.

“Look who you’re talking to, kid,” Keith scoffed and ordered the movie tie-in drinks and popcorn.

The cashier guy in the popcorn stand looked at them and beamed. “Whole family a fan of Arachne boy?” 

“It’s Spider-Man!!” The three kids said in unison while giggling.

Keith turned his head towards his kids, then to Shiro and back to the cashier guy with a huge smile. “We’re very proud to have raised them spiderlings.”

When they sat on their seats, the kids immediately put on their 3D glasses even though trailers were just playing. No one was allowed to touch the popcorns until the movie started. When Peter Parker finally appeared on the screen, the children laughed so hard. Keith and Shiro had never seen the three of them enjoy that much at the very start of a movie. 

“He’s so funny!” Pidge laughed and squished her cheeks in delight.

“Someone’s got a crush,” Hunk teased, poking Pidge.

“I’ve got a crush on Peter!” Lance announced.

“And there’s nothing wrong with that, buddy,” Shiro smiled.

The theater was full of laughter and the number of times people gasped was ridiculous. Keith was enjoying it as much as Shiro and the kids did. He could see how focused the kids were—with minimal interruptions thank god—that they get mini heart attacks when something got thrown their way. 

“It’s Iron Man!!” Hunk pointed out loud and when he realized how loud he was, he looked around embarrassed as he covered his mouth. “I’m sorry.”

“Oh boy, Daddy Tony’s gonna scold him,” Shiro muttered as he ate his popcorn and Keith was so endeared.

There were parts that were just tearjerkers and one time Lance turned really quiet. Keith saw that the little boy was trying his best not to cry as he rubbed his eyes angrily. “No. No. No. Spider-Man. GET. UP. ”

Keith rubbed Lance’s back tenderly to comfort him. 

The whole theater exploded at the very last scene that the kids got up from their seats and kept on pointing at the screen. Keith looked at Shiro and they shared knowing looks. They stayed after for the end credits.

“That was awesome!!!” Lance jumped around. “BEST SPIDER-MAN EVER!!”

“I know!” Hunk agreed enthusiastically. “Remember that part when—”

“Okay but the funniest scene—” Pidge interrupted.

The kids continued talking to each other with so much energy that Shiro was able to pull Keith to his side. “So?”

“Oh god. Where do I start? It was everything I wanted and more,” Keith smiled so wide. “Tom Holland was just the perfect Peter Parker. And then—”

“CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN PLEASE?!!” The kids asked in chorus facing their daddies. “Pretty please?” They all battered their eyelashes just for added effect.

Keith turned at Shiro, copying the kids. “Can we watch it again, pretty please?”

Shiro just rolled their eyes fondly at his family. “I knew this would happen so I brought extra money just in case. But not after we take photos with the Spidey stand. It’s tradition!”

As the kids all ran towards the Spider-Man display outside the theaters, Keith grabbed Shiro’s hand and squeezed it. “Did you see how much they laughed and cried? I’ve never seen them this excited to the point they wanna rewatch right after watching it. They loved it as much as I did, Shiro.”

Shiro just smirked at Keith. “You are such a fanboy.”

“I was about to offer to pay for the tickets this time but never mind,” Keith let go of Shiro’s hand only to be pulled back again for a hug and a kiss on the cheek. 

His husband laughed, “I was just kidding!”

“Daddy Keith, can I get webshooters?!” Lance shouted from the standee.

“No,” Shiro answered at the same time Keith said “Yes.”

“AWESOME!!” Lance shouted with joy. 

"DON'T SHIP HARLEY AND JOKER!" you say?

First of all, I DO NOT FORCE YOU TO SHIP THIS. I AM NOT THROWING SHADE ON YOUR OWN SHIPS. I’LL RESPECT YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS IF YOU RESPECT MINE.

But here are examples of some hardcore Harley and Joker NON-shippers:

- omg i’m so done with these delusional ppl who ship these two together
- delete this
- she should be with poison ivy instead, i hate joker. he doesn’t deserve her.
- joker loves harley? but he keeps abusing her and trying to kill her? if that’s what love is then, fuck this shit i’m out
- let’s continue to romanticize and normalize this abusive af relationship. i’m totally here for it.
- don’t ship this!!! don’t ship her with her abuser!!! don’t put romantic lines to this toxic couple!!!

And here’s what I have to say:

1. some of the shippers already know that joker abuses harley, maybe even most of us already do. but why do we still ship them, i wonder? well, the answer to that my friend, is because we know joker loves harley too.

2. now, before you say, “OMG YOU’RE SO DELUSIONAL GET A LIFE FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU SHOULD NOT SUPPORT ABUSIVE AND TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS.” my child, i know what their relationship is like. i’ve read the comics (and some of us probs hasn’t and has only watched Suicide Squad so they keep romanticizing this toxic relationship), but I DO KNOW IN FACT WHAT THE JOKER DOES: he hurts harley physically and emotionally, he throws her away to dogs like she’s just one of them, he even tries to kill her at times and he doesn’t care about her feelings.

3. I DO NOT IN ANY WAY SUPPORT THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP IN REAL LIFE. If you are experiencing this with someone you truly love and can’t let go of, you need help. Please get help or at least talk to me or someone else about this. Now, I know it’s hard. Because you’re afraid of what people would think of you, you’re ashamed of telling someone else that you fell in love with an abusive and demented person like this, but you need to save yourself. If you can’t do it for yourself, at least do it for the person you love. It’s for the sake of helping them, too.

4. but then you ask me, “WHY DO YOU SHIP THIS IF YOU DON’T ACTUALLY SUPPORT THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP?”, let us not forget harley and joker are fictional characters. shipping two fictional characters doesn’t mean you’re shipping them in real life. that doesn’t make any fucking sense? and child, if you think the fact that someone wants two FICTIONAL characters together means that they WORSHIP TOXIC AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, you’re clearly not mature enough to understand this. maybe you’re not even old enough to read comics or watch movies like this.

fiction: imaginary, fantasy, false, unreal, idealistic

reality: the world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them.

Harley and Joker: fiction

Abusive & toxic relationships: real

Thing they have in common: they’re both bad

Thing they don’t have in common: fiction and reality.

Saying Suicide Squad made it okay for people to have toxic love is like saying this movie made it okay for people to kill their own families (ex: el diablo).

Stop being immature, it’s sad.

I hope I made that clear.

5. “JOKER DOESN’T LOVE HARLEY.”

This is the funniest because that’s a complete lie:

• the creators themselves said that The Joker has feelings for Harley but they’re not normal for him, so he feels scared and vulnerable, leading to him trying kill her.

proof: some part in the comics, joker sent harley to a rocket and explained to harley in a video about (exactly what the creators said). thus, he does have feelings for her but he just doesn’t want to have them.

• news flash, the joker’s insane. now, a crazy person does crazy things of-fucking-course. so instead of joker showing harley how much he loves her, he hurts her, just like he does to everyone else.

6. “Harley deserves so much better. Harley and Poison Ivy should be together.”

Okay, I don’t know a lot about PI and Harl but I do know a lot of people ship them and I can’t argue with that. I COMPLETELY RESPECT YOUR OPINIONS AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR HARLEY.

On the other haaaaand, are we Harley? No, we’re not. We can’t choose for her. She’s a fucking fictional character. The creators decide.

And as we’ve already seen, even when Harley has already been fucked by Deadshot, she still loved her Mistah J in the end even when he died. (I’m not gonna spoil more for those who haven’t read the comics yet.)

She loved him ‘til the very end. We can’t do anything about that. Even if Harley finds someone else who will treat her like the queen she really is, she’ll always have The Joker in her heart.

BECAUSE SHE’S FUCKING INSANE TOO.

7. No. Don’t force your ship on other else’s faces. No. Just no.

Do you see me going on Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn pages or Deadshot x Harley pages or Batman x Harley pages like:

MOTHERFUCKERS NO!!! HARLEY AND JOKER FOREVER!!! YOUR SHIP SUCKS!!! IT WILL NEVER SAIL!!!

Uhm, no. I DON’T do that. Why? Because it’s disrespectful. It’s immature. It’s sad. It’s just… NO.

You can’t force your opinions on other people. We have our own. We’re all different. This is the world we live in. Deal with it.

8. “DON’T SHIP THIS!”

Well, I do whatever the fuck I want. Bye.

In conclusion:

Think before you speak or type.

DO NOT force your ships on other people. If I did that to you, you’d get annoyed too, now, wouldn’t you? Maybe even more pissed than I actually am right now.

Shipping two fictional characters together doesn’t mean you ship everyone else in the real world who have the same type of relationship they have.

If you think the Suicide Squad movie made it okay for people to have unhealthy, abusive & toxic relationships to be fine and acceptable, you weren’t ready for this movie. You’re not mature enough. You do not understand what’s real from what’s not.

Hurting someone you love when you’re insane doesn’t make you love them any less. But it’s wrong. Seriously, you need to get help.

Don’t tell people to stop loving what they love. You can’t do that. If I told you to stop doing something you’re immensely passionate about, you’d say the exact same thing.

***

oh wait, i have something else to say…
there’s someone who told me to post about poison ivy and harley because they’re canon too as much as harley and joker are canon.

AND I JUST COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HER STUPIDITY BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A HARLEY&JOKER FAN BLOG?

It’s like telling someone who doesn’t necessarily hate horror movies, but is just not their thing, to watch horror movies.

Like ???

Please think before you say something.

ladytodd  asked:

Okay but Jedi docu series. Anakin hears the talk about lineage lines being family and decides that this can work to his advantage. They capture Dooku and, because he knows nothing would piss him off more he precedes to call him one of those silly nicknames people make up for their grandparents. "Now, be really careful with my grandpappy men" "Try not to cause to much trouble Pip Pop" Ahsoka thinks this is the funniest thing and takes part.

*dies* OMFG Anakin would totally call him Pee Paw or something just to piss him off. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE. 

He is so going to force Dooku to wear a tacky T-shirt that says something like “My Favorite People Call Me Grandpa” on it or something as he’s led into his cell, too. Dooku wishes he could rejoin the Force right damn now.  

Hoseok: Emergency Personnel Meeting

Genre: AU, fluff, business man Hobi (feat. Namjin)

Summary: A mandatory company meeting gets spicy when someone shows up late.

Word Count: 2.7k

Originally posted by syubbed

There are three words that every employee dreads. Three words that turn the stomach of every person no matter their position, pay-grade, or prestige. Three words that make you groan as soon as you open the email titled “Monthly Memo.”

Personnel Performance Review.

Beneath the big, bold, Copperplate fonted title is the expected mandatory public relations bullshit.

“Dear valued employee,

It has recently come to my attention that… etc etc… there has been a trend of decreasing sales, profit, employee satisfaction, and other important statistical figures… etc etc… so this Saturday, I will be hosting a mandatory workshop… etc-”

Wait. Saturday?

He wants you to come in on a Saturday? If you’d thought Kim Namjoon couldn’t be any more of an asshole than he already was, you were wrong.

The man couldn’t even use an autofill application to input individual names? No, he had to use a general “Dear employee.”

You huff, closing the email and opting to forget about it for the next few days. At least you’ll be getting overtime and hopefully they’ll buy those ridiculously good donuts that they served last time…


“A veggie plate?” you lament as you stare at the refreshment table.

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