but oh well this will do too

Listen ya’ll. Trigger has taken too long by now if they wanted to reveal Hannah and Barbara are related to one another. I highly doubt that they are blood-related. I know in Kill La Kill they took the whole series to reveal Ryuko and Satuski being sisters but Ryuko didn’t KNOW that they were related (im pretty sure), whereas in LWA Hannah and Barbara definitely know what they are to each other (even if we don’t).

But they don’t call each other “nee-chan” or “onee-chan” or “imouto”. I fully believe they are just very close, very catty best friends who have been together for as long as they can remember. Probably rich neighbors from childhood who both admire Diana and they bonded over that and a lot of other things to become inseparable.

I mean at this point, if they WERE related, it’d be a stupid move for Trigger to wait this long to reveal it, since they’ve dropped some hints that Hannah and Barbara are a lot closer than just ‘best friends’.

Either way, don’t try to freak me out about it. I won’t ever believe they are related. Let them be gay best friends. Let me have this.

A conversation with a customer.

Me: I like the green highlights in your hair.
Her: Thank you!
Me: You’re welcome! My favorite YouTuber has green hair.
Her: Jacksepticeye?
Me: YESSSSSS!
Her: I love his channel!
Me: I know, me too! I’m such a fangirl! Do you watch Markiplier too?
Her: Yep!
Me: Awesome! *Finishes her order* My biggest goal for this year is to meet them at PAX West!
Her: Oh that’s so cool! I hope to see a video of you shaking their hands.
Me: Me too dude! That would be so cool!
*She gets her food and finishes paying*
Her: Well have a great day!
Me: You too!

It’s so nice to meet community members at work. :)
@therealjacksepticeye @markiplier

anonymous asked:

could you do prompt 80 with Edmund please?

This is so cute! (One of my fav prompts tbh) Hope you enjoy! Xoxo

80. “See, look, I almost shot someone!” “Yeah, that was me.”

Originally posted by writingissatansworstnightmare

"Oh, not you too!” You groaned and stared up at Peter. 

“I’m just saying you should try,” he insisted. 

“No, you’re just trying to get your brother off your back!” You retorted and the high king laughed. 

“Be that as it may, he’s just worried about your well-being if you remain on the front lines of battle. I know it would ease his mind if he knew you were stationed somewhere safer,” Peter reasoned and you sighed. 

“I’m perfectly good with a sword and a shield, I do not need to be coddled.”
He sighed heavily. 

“Look, (Y/N), Ed loves you and it troubles him to have you in immediate danger. Losing you would devastate him. Please, I’m asking you to see it from his side.”
Your face softened slightly and you rubbed your hand on your temple. 

“Fine, I’ll do it. Just to get it over with.”

Peter grinned and ruffled your hair. 

“Great. Susan is downstairs,” he smiled and turned, his shoulders shaking with laughter as you called out after him: “How did you know I would agree?”

With a heavy sigh you treaded down the steps and smiled when you noticed Susan. 

“I figured you might be harder to convince than Peter imagined,” she laughed and handed you a bow and quiver. 

“Well, I guess Edmund has enlisted all his siblings in the whole affair. First Lucy, then Peter, now you." Susan chuckled. 

"Did you expect any less from my brother? He’s very hard headed.”
Nodding with a small smile, the two of you set off walking to a nearby hill which was used for archery practice. 

After she demonstrated how to notch the arrow, she held one out for you. 

“I’ll show you how to notch it straight from the quiver after you get the basics down. Alright, so you pull the string back to your cheek,” she gestured for you to try. 

When the string grew taught, you turned towards her and she jumped backwards. 

“Don’t aim it at me!” She shouted. 

“Oh, Aslan!” You whirled around and let go of the string, the arrow flying through the air and disappearing into the forest. A startled yelp sounded from within the shrubbery and you met Susan’s wide eyes.  

“Why did you do that?” She cried and you shook your head frantically. 

“I don’t know! You shouted at me and I didn’t know what to do!” You defended and the two of you hiked up your dresses to hurry in the direction of the arrow.  

“I figured you knew better than to point it at me!” Susan retorted and you groaned. 

“I wanted to make sure I was holding it right!" 

When you emerged into the clearing you noticed several young soldiers standing around and staring at the arrow which had embedded itself into a tree trunk. 

”(Y/N)?“ Whirling around, you came face to face with Edmund who’s face seemed rather pale. "Susan?" 

"I told you I shouldn’t try this!” You held up the bow before he slowly pieced together what had happened. 

“Su? Why-”

“Oh!” She threw up her hands. “You’re the one that wanted her to learn!“ 

"I just wanted you to teach her the basics, not have her bloody try to murder someone!” Edmund croaked. 

“I should have just stuck to swords, Ed, I’m no archer! See! I almost shot someone!" 

Your husband shook his head, an exasperated smile tugging at his lips.  

Yeah, that was me.“

You dropped the bow. 

"I almost shot you?” You exclaimed and glanced between him and the arrow. “I don’t know whether to cry or say good riddance.”

At this the men around you burst into laughter, Susan even joined in. 

“I’ll let you two finish this, (Y/N), no offense but I think archery isn’t your strong suit,” she smiled and waved goodbye to the two of them and the fellow soldiers who were still chuckling. 

“Even Susan’s given up on me!" 

Edmund smiled and pulled you into his arms, pressing a chaste kiss to your lips.

Bonus:
"Maybe Susan just wasn’t the right teacher,” Edmund offered as you both sank into your mattress. 

“What ever do you mean by that?” You Rose an eyebrow as you turned on your side, staring at him curiously. 

“Well… maybe you just need a more hands on approach-”

He was abruptly cut off as a pillow slammed into his face. 

“You’re lucky I love you, Edmund Pevensie.”

"I love you too, (Y/N) Pevensie…” he paused. “I didn’t hear a no though.”

You could practically hear his lopsided smile as you groaned and covered your smile with your arm.

Follow The Leader

A/N: This is inspired from Bad Reputation and 13 Reasons Why. That song should have been on the fucking soundtrack but oh well. Anyway, I hope you enjoy and I want to say a huge THANK YOU for 100 followers. I literally joined this fandom at the beginning of the month along with this account. PLEASE SEND IN REQUESTS.

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You stepped into the dirty hallway of your school that was filled with hundreds of other teens. Teens. What do they have in common? They just follow a leader. At least they did here.

And your school’s leader wasn’t that much of a great person. Unfortunately, you realized that too late.

3 weeks ago, there were rumors saying his party would be the best one of the year. And of course, everyone believed it.

But to be honest, you and everyone else knew that it would just be another lame ass high school party with drinks.

And after you had a few too many, you somehow ended up in the basement of his house. You weren’t alone, he was there too. Probably sitting a bit too close to you on that old black couch.

You didn’t think people knew your name until after that night. And as far as anyone was concerned, before you were just another high school student who showed up to the party.

But he had chosen you. He was touching you in places no one ever had, and you let him.

You fucking let him.

It was only 10 minutes. It took 10 minutes for you to be the joke of the school the next morning.

Your eyes were red and painfully swollen because you had spent 1st period crying in the stall of the second floor bathroom. In those 40 minutes you spent curled up against the toilet, you had noticed all of the other things written on those walls.

Things that no one should ever write, but still did it because no one would find out who said what.

You never thought your name would end up on that wall. Never.

But after he had sent that photo of you, you realized you wouldn’t just be on this wall. You would end up on every other girl’s bathroom wall in the school.

As you walked into your next class, you quickly mumbled “here” as the teacher had called your name.

Pairs of eyes stared deeply at you. Judging your every move and judging every word you said.

Throughout the whole class, you could see a specific pair of brown eyes on you. Unlike everyone else after 5 minutes, he wouldn’t stop staring.

And as much as you wanted to pay attention to the lecture, you couldn’t help but wonder why he was staring.

You snapped out of your thoughts when the teacher said your name.

“Y/N and Shawn, you two will work together on the assignment. Shawn there’s an open seat next to Y/N, please move over there with your stuff.” Your teacher spoke as she pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose.

Instantly, there were murmurs and playful “oooh’s” coming from Shawn’s friends. You knew they were laughing because he had ended up with you.

At this point, you were just done. You wanted to do the assignment and get it over with. So you decided to be the first to speak since he wouldn’t say anything and just kept his eyes on his worksheet.

“I’m Y/N” you said softly as you looked at him, waiting for his eyes to meet yours.

His teeth sunk into his bottom lip and he soon met your gaze.

“I know.”

  • Ranma: I'm here to stop the senseless raid of panties!
  • Happosai: 92.
  • Ranma: This has gone on for too long, and now you’re going to pay!
  • Happosai: 355.
  • Ranma: I am… I… what are you…?
  • Happosai: No. Go on. Continue. Don’t mind me.
  • Ranma: And… I'm the one who will stop you!
  • Happosai: Oh, wow. 419.
  • Ranma: That’s it! What the hell are you doing?
  • Happosai: Oh, sorry. It’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
  • Ranma: You… you insane bastard!
  • Happosai: 190.
  • Ranma: Yeah? Well, uh… I'm going to… fuck your face!
  • Happosai: Oh, oh, my! 12.

mopheadedlumberjack  asked:

I'm comin off anon for this one cause i made it up, alright, so this guy and this girl are hooking up right, and she's like "hey, if its not too weird, could you do this thing for me? i just find it really hot" and he's like "well, tell me what it is and all decide." So she says "could you jack off into my pubic hair?" And he immediately say "no." And she's like "wow, that was kind of abrupt, why not?" and he says "sorry, I don't beat around the bush."

you that kinda huehuehue laugh? definitely did it just now oh my gosh

3

Once Elliott was dressed and ready, he walked into the bathroom to get Kinleighs opinion on his outfit.

“Hey Kins, how does this loo…. Oh wow, you look gorgeous..” He said

“Thanks… You don’t think it’s too much, do you?… I don’t want them to think we’re trying too hard” Kinleigh said

“No way, Not at all. You look amazing!.. That dress is… Wow!”  Said Elliott

“Well, I must say, You’ve scrubbed up pretty damn well yourself, Handsome.” She smiled at Elliott “Shall we go then? We don’t want to be late..”

“…..As if Kinleigh Voss would ever be late!” said Elliott with a grin.

anonymous asked:

How many asks do you usually get per comic upload? Just wanna know my odds of getting noticed by senpai...

oh, uh well depending on the update- anywhere from 5- 60 asks.

There are a few cases where i got 200 asks after a few updates but that was because i didn’t update for a couple of days, or something dramatic happened. (due to the global game jam, or conventions, or serious crunch time moments) 

but other cases, i get a lot of repeat questions too, so it usually makes the ask could feel more like 2- 15 usable asks without repeation- unless repeation needs to be there

4

“What’s all this?” Nieve asked. The house was looking significantly more purple than when she left. 

“I just did a little redecorating is all.” Scotia says, continuing the romantic bassline on his bass. “I thought that carpet would be nicer for little baby feet, and I made a fence, so they’d keep out the garden. And I made this little crib for them.” he paused. “Do you… do you like it?” 

“I love it.” Nieve said, swiftly kissing his lips. “Thank you, it’s very thoughtful. I think someone else likes it too! What’s that, baby?” 

“Oh, you like my taste in interior design?” Scotia put his ear to Nieve’s stomach. “Well, thanks very much! I think we’re going to get along fine.” 

“You’re cute.” 

5

Leigh and Rowan’s friends are back at the house hanging out and enjoying the sunshine. Talon Bjergsen pulls Leigh aside and tells her he needs to ask her for some advice.

L: Talon, I’d be happy to help! But do you think you can sit down or turn around so I don’t have to talk to your butt? 

T: Oh, err.. yes! Sorry, I’m just so nervous! See, I really like Malachai… And, well, I think he likes me too. But I’m scared - what if I ask him out and he isn’t interested?

L: Talon - first off, I love everything about you two together! You guys would be so cute. Secondly, Malachai is a big sweetheart, and I’m pretty sure he’s got eyes for you too. You should just put yourself out there and see what he says!

T: Really? You think so? Okay! I’m going to do it - I’m going to ask Malachai out on a date! 

i was tagged by my girl @keeith !!! ugh i haven’t talk to u in forever girl ;(

things I’m currently in love with !! :

one song : don’t threaten me with a good time by panic! at the disco

two movies : deadpool & power rangers

three series : voltron, danny phantom, and young justice (free! too but oh well)

four people : ryan reynolds, mari takahashi, brendon urie, & leo valdez (iDK IF HE ISN’T REAL)

five foods : fried rice, ramen noodles, mango ice cream, goldfish, & oranges

six people : @berry-spinn @homestuck-oc-trash @chrismxcarrell @pipabething  @clizzyyyy & @sophiesaysnoo

One of the most annoying comments I get as a service dog trainer is “oh, isn’t it so hard to give them up?” or “oh, I could never do that, I’d get too attached”. Yes, yes it is hard. Yes, I do get attached. But there are so many other ways of looking at it. I’m not doing this because I get to bring a dog with me wherever I go. I’m doing this because it’s an important thing that needs to be done but also, is an enriching and invaluable experience for both the dog and the handler. It’s strange, I get these comments more often than “oh, what is he being trained for?” or more seemingly basic questions.

I am only a volunteer. I have been working with the same company for 7 years, and have trained 10 of their dogs in that time. Yes, it’s very fucking hard to say goodbye. But knowing that the dog will go on to give a person a fuller and better life? That’s worth it every time.

Killua needs more hugs!!

I started thinking that a place called Seasoning City would have lots of great places to get the best snacks after school ^^ ///

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.