but oh that last one kills me so much

Imagine you and Dean acting as a couple for a hunt and Sam becoming jealous.

“So what…you like him better or something?” Sam spat. What would be the difference if you acted to be a couple with him? How would that screw up the hunt?

“Sam, quit being ridiculous,” you laughed. “Of course not.” Now it was Dean’s turn to looked offended. “I like you both equally.”

“Then why are you so against me being your partner?”

“I’m not! This was Dean’s idea! Chew him out! Not me!” You knew that was a lie. Well, half of it was anyways. You didn’t want to act like you were with Sam because it would be nothing but torture to you. Acting out your dream and knowing it wouldn’t last but for one night would kill you. Besides, he would be too much of a distraction.

“Oh, trust me, he already has,” Dean scoffed. He opened his mouth as if he was about to add on to his sentence, but he closed it just as quick. “It’s really not that big of a deal, Y/n. We can tweak the plan if it’s bothering Sam that much.” The look of amusement on the eldest Winchester’s face only made red sneak onto your cheeks.

“Let’s just keep it the way it is.”

Sam’s jaw hit the floor. He had had enough. Almost knocking the chair over as he stood up, he pointed his finger in yours and Dean’s direction. “Fine! But you better not kiss!”

Horror Sentence Starters II

“Didn’t we just kill him last Halloween?”

“I’ve decided! Horror movies are so much better when you’re not living one!”

“Okay, I hate to break it to you, but you’ve kinda been dead for the last five years.”

“Oh, great! First, ghost, then werewolves, and now a masked man with a chainsaw! What’s next? Ghost werewolves wearing a mask and holding a chainsaw?!”

“Remember that guy I told you about, the one who said he’d make a voodoo doll to hurt me? I think -ow!- I think he wasn’t kidding.”

“I swear that pumpkin just bit me!”

“’It’s just a cute puppy,’ you said. ‘Not a werewolf.’ Well looks like I was in the right this time!”

“He’s still running?! Without his head?! I’m telling you, there’s something supernatural about him!”

“I keep telling you, abandoned hospitals are not good places to go. But here we are, and look, an angry ghost is trying to kill us.”

“The dream was so real, though. And that man standing outside the window looks a lot- oh my god that’s the murderer from my nightmare! He even has the axe!”

“Funny how long it took from you to realize your friend is not in control of his/her/their body.”

“You’re not acting like yourself, ___. Did it possess you?”

“I can’t control my body! You need to leave!”

“Leave, and I’ll rip this meat suit into pieces.”

“It bit me! That werewolf bit me! What do I do now?!”

“I’ve read Dracula, and I have to tell you, you’re so disappointing. I was expecting so much more of you.”

anonymous asked:

I wanted to end it last night. I wanted to so bad. I'm to weak to stay but not strong enough to leave.

CAN PEOPLE STOP FUCKING SAYING ITS WEAK TO STILL BE LIVING OH MY GOD ITS WEAK TO KILL YOURSELF. fucking living is so much harder than killing yourself. You kill yourself you’re basically a failure. You failed life. The one thing you have and you fail it.
I’m serious, stop sending me asks saying it’s weak to still be living. If you do I will delete it and not answer

got tagged by @leeva-z-kai so thank you for that !! ^o^ aka this is a Good Way to Procrastinate Writing, but oh well :p

1. COUNTRIES I’VE LIVED IN: mainly just in the middle east tbh

2. FAVE FANDOM: honestly??? haikyuu!!, bnha and the percy jackson fandom so much, i adore the hp fandom but the discourse kills me

3. LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK: arabic and english!! aka if i fail at one language i blame it on speaking the other (so : i don’t english i speak arabic or i dont arabic i speak english)

4. FAVOURITE FILM OF 2016: i don’t remember much films, but i really liked the revenant ??

5. LAST ARTICLE I READ: one of body language and what it means >.<

6. SHUFFLE YOUR MUSIC LIBRARY AND PUT THE FIRST THREE SONGS HERE:

  • Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran
  • YOI EP song :p
  • Of the Night - Bastille

7. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT ONLINE: ,,,, a zine,,,, i just,,, really,,, love zines asdfg

8. ANY PHOBIAS OR FEARS: *cracks knuckles* lEMME LIST THIS OUT: main ones are claustraphobia and etopobia, im hella uncomortable around heights, i get really light headed and dizzy + when your outdoors and there are just,,, thigns above your head,,, like please don’t fall and crush someone.

9. HOW WOULD YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU?: a gremlin that snarks and salts 24/7 and is even saltier when tired, short stack, a total los e r ??

10. HOW WOULD YOUR ENEMIES DESCRIBE YOU?: really fucking blunt and so done with them.

11. WHO WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR?: takashi shirogane. why would i take a bullet i don’t even go out of my room???

12. IF YOU HAD MONEY TO SPARE WHAT WOULD YOU BUY FIRST?: uM, UM, I DON’T KNOW, I”lLL JUST PANIC AND BUY THE FIRST THING I SEE THAT’S RELEVANT ADZFG

that was fun and my answers are v v dumb but oh well asdfg

tagging // @oisugasuga @merryfortune @orangeisthenewgalaxy @killuay @cosmogonalley @cassbz @mr-refressshing @akaashi-tooru

I’m finally watching last week’s Legends and oh my god this episode is a masterpiece.

- First, DINOSAURS.

- So much Sara and Jax. I love them both so much I’m screaming.

- Nate’s reaction to the snake. “Kick it, kill it, kill it!”

- “You’re like an attractive Dr. Dolittle.”

- Just everything about Ray and Gertrude. “One of her eggs made me like 70 omelettes. I regret nothing.” 😂

- Jax: Evil Ray, evil Stein.

Sara: Evil Mick. Well, I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.

- “Do not leave the urine perimeter!”

- Ray’s concern about Mari being born!!!

- Gideon!

- Rip is back!!

- And did I mention all the Sara and Jax because I’m still screaming!

So I’ve seen all routes of Fire Emblem Fates and there were many moments that really reached out to me, but there is one moment from Conquest’s Chapter 6 that will always haunt me.

THIS FUCKING SCENE HERE. THIS ONE MURDERED ME. WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THIS. I CAN HEAR HER FUCKING VOICE BREAK IN MY HEAD TOO FUCK. RIP ME

Second try at doing a headstand..

..and I killed it! Sort of, I still have the wall behind me for safety BUT I got up easily (I wasn’t prepared, lol) and stayed upright and still for a good while, also trying to put less weight on my head this time. I came down on my left foot with complete control compared to last time when I literally fell down and hit my toes and knees HARD on the floor.. Haha. It was so much better and easier this time, about one or two months later. I’ll be adding this to my practice. Oh, and splits.. I need to be able to do that. Just because I always wanted to but never could. :P

Oh boy, it’s been a looong time since you guys last heard from me, so here’s a short update:

I finished my project report last week and allowed myself a much needed break over the weekend. However, that only marks the beginning of my exams, of which I have one a week for the next three weeks (last one on June 18).

After that is over, my plans are as follows (in order of priority):
- catching up on lost sleep
- finishing chapter 11 of Treehouse
- getting supporter rewards done
- getting pending commissions done
- resuming regular work on Treehouse

Can’t wait to get back in the game again!

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this cosplay is going to kill me i swear
my progression through my Kazuichi Soda cosplay from Super Dangan Ronpa 2
I still have to trim this fucking wig oh my god
the last two pictures are there only because i fixed ONE FUCKING EYEBROW thus why i’m covering my left one in both pictures because it looks awkward to have a skinny brow and a thick brow 
the widow’s peak still needs work i hate this so much 
fuck my life