but obviously it won't be soon

Wedding
  • Jin : Guys, I'm going to my cousin's wedding and she said I can bring a plus one so-
  • Yoongi : *groan* I don't like weddings but yeah I'll come with.
  • Taehyung : Hyung, please, Jin hyung is obviously bringing me?!
  • Yoongi : Excuse-
  • Namjoon : No! I'll go, you guys are just gonna cause trouble!!
  • Hoseok : Yeah? But at lease we won't break everything as soon as we walk in!
  • Jin : Guys-
  • Namjoon : Hyung I promise I won't break anything...
  • Jimin : Jin hyung~ can Jiminie come? I'm your favourite right?
  • Taehyung : Since when?? Taetae is hyung's favourite right?
  • Jin : Guys listen-
  • Jungkook : Excuse me??? I'm the maknae here??? I AM Jin hyung's favourite kookie???
  • Hoseok : Ugh, why would Jin hyung bring you kids to a wedding? A responsible adult like me should go.
  • Jin : Guys please-
  • Yoongi : But I'm his roommate-
  • Jimin : Ohh nahhhh.
  • Jungkook : Just shut up hyung.
  • Yoongi : Yah! You brats-
  • Jin : *Shouts* GUYSSSS!!!!!!!!
  • Bangtan :
  • Jin : I was just going to tell y'all that I'm going with Jaehwan.
  • Jin : I already asked him yesterday.
  • Bangtan :
  • Bangtan : ((((;゜Д゜)))
  • *during that night*
  • Jaehwan : *recieves 6 death threat messages*
  • Jaehwun : Oh ffs, not this again Jesus Christ.
  • What she says: Haha bring back the szechuan sauce
  • What she means: Obviously we are supposed to be shaken, to some extent, by Beth and Jerry finally breaking up and Rick's hunger for power over his family unit. But as someone who feels overwhelmed by my own mediocrity at this point in my life, I'm seriously troubled by the idea that Jerry won't be as big a part of the show anymore. He probably won't even leave the show, but as I watch his downfall -- not the usual butt monkey, penis-losing shenanigans but his actual downfall -- I dread my own irrelevance and wonder if I too will soon be supplanted in the only roles left for me to play. Would I be happier in a simulation too? I'm hungry for apples.
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The only thing I have to do is be happy with myself - and I am! I want to be able to eat a burger without someone having their say about my figure. I’m not particularly dainty by nature and don’t plan to starve myself to change that. Girls should accept themselves the way they are. And others need to be more accepting of us too - we deserve more respect! I like myself the way I’m and would never starve in order to look the way others expect me to. There will always be people who criticize me, and I’m a very sensitive person, but I have learnt to care less about what people think. In the past year I’ve become far more confident and now I’m happier and more relaxed than I’ve ever been! 

anonymous asked:

I'm so tired why won't they speak up, or shut everyone else up. Like if you aren't going to talk about it but show it to other musicians who give interviews tell them, hey you know just don't mention this anytime soon? I haven't said anything, but he obviously doesn't do that let's them talk about it and he remains quiet.

I do think it’s interesting that his team is allegedly allowing multiple people to listen to the music but we have yet to have any of it leak. When are they going to let Julian listen and hit us with 6 second audio clips?

reptiblr i need some advice
  • a friend at school offered me a red tail boa that he no longer wants on account of the snake being aggressive.
  • I know this guy and frankly wouldn't trust him with an animal like this (he's an a s s), so obviously I would REALLY like to take the snake off of his hands.
  • That said, I've never owned a snake that big before (he said it's six feet, he's probably correct) and I'm having trouble finding good sources of info for them.
  • I haven't seen the snake yet, nor its setup. Assuming he won't part with the setup or the one he has is inadequete, what would I need to get to properly maintain this kind of snake? Would it be better to try and rehome it to someone with more experience?
  • I'll post pics as soon as he gives me them. Any boosts or advice here would REALLY be appreciated! Thanks!

anonymous asked:

Tbh both ships have delusional shippers and I hope they won't be larry 2.0 with their theories and shit. But tk shippers lately though, maybe because there aren't many tk moments, they've been extremely obnoxious. Calling every Jk moment fanservice but as soon as tk look at each other is real love? And the latest with the rings lol. Obviously the gift made Tae uncomfortable and that's why he removed it right after, like who the fuck buys them matching rings? They're real people, respect them.

I get your point, definitely there are shit people everywhere but as you say, maybe out of “frustration” because they haven’t had many moments, Taekook shippers are being incredibly obnoxious.

And same, I truly hope none of the ships becomes Larry 2.0 in which, it actually starts being a problem for them. As I said before, the shipping thing is a bonus, if they decided to cut it with the interactions we are all fucked. 

And about the rings, I’m so sad to say this but Jikook are usually wearing matching rings, the latest being two days ago. so maybe the Taekook shipper wanted to…have their moment…idk that sounds very sad.

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OTP MEME ➤ [1] moment they became your otp

“you’re strong.”

new-recipe  asked:

Kenma trying to explore his sexuality and thinking he might be gay. He tells Hinata(who says he's straight) gets this big idea to drag him to a gay strip club. Kenma feeling more awkward than enjoying himself doesn't seem interested in any of the strippers there. Until someone known as The Black Cat enters the stage. Kenma can't stop staring at them and without knowing, Hinata paid for a private lapdance for Kenma. Kenma is a mess and Black Cat won't stop calling him kitten.

Kenma drags behind very obviously as Hinata hops around and takes a seat off to the side.  

As they walk by, or when a new person goes on stage, Hinata constantly asks Kenma if he’s feeling anything, and Kenma finally sighs, saying that he just feels awkward that Shoyou’s attention is on him. 

After that Hinata tries to be quiet and just watches, and pretty soon he’s forgotten as he watches in awe at what these men can do. 

Then, as one called Black Cat (donned with cat ears, no less) takes the stage, Hinata is pulled back into reality when he hears Kenma give a little gasp from beside him. 

Hinata is sure that’s as good as he’s gonna get and excuses himself to “the bathroom,” and Kenma nods slowly, frozen. Walking away Hinata laughs at his excuse and thinks, like I would go to the fated bathroom in a place like this! That would be the worst of all encounters. 


A little while after Hinata comes back from the bathroom, Kenma hears from behind him, “Kenma?”

Turning, Kenma almost flinches as he looks up to see Black Cat with a lazy grin on his face, looking certain he could make Kenma’s day.  

When they get to the private room, Black Cat takes the fake ears off his head and plops them on Kenma’s head, then carefully tucks Kenma’s hair into the headband to uncover his blatantly red face and his wide eyes that now have an unobstructed view. 

Black Cat’s eyes have zeroed in on Kenma and he looks positively predatory. 

“I just know we’re going to have fun tonight, kitten,” he purrs. 


Kenma walks out of the room in a daze, trying viciously to clear his head, but all he can see is a swirl of black hair, gold eyes, and tan skin. He’s trying desperately to control what’s happening between his legs, which Black Cat had no problem pointing out, “There’s my kitten.”

When Kenma comes back to their chairs, Hinata’s eyes are huge, taking in everything. He’s outright staring at everything, not an ounce of shame. He appears to be silently saying, “wow…” under his breath. He notices Kenma’s arrival, and immediately makes intense eye contact. 

“Kenma, listen. I’m…I’m pretty sure I’m gay.”

Kenma blinks, “Alright…me too…”

Later, when they’re about to leave, Black Cat appears next to Kenma. “I’m gonna need these back, kitten,” he says, flicking the ears Kenma had forgotten were still on his head. 

“I’ll even trade you for them,” he continues, and hands Kenma a napkin as he slips the ears off of Kenma’s head and walks away (not without a wink and his lazy grin backwards).

Kenma lets his hair fall back into place as he looks down at the napkin. 


xxx-xxx-xxxx

Kuroo Tetsurou <3


I’m not sure what you were hoping to come from this ask, but this is what happened

anonymous asked:

holy shit i didn't know that ifeelsoleftbehind GET WELL SOON!! PLEASE RETURN SOON TOO

! {/soothe} I made a few small posts a while back concerning it and my subsequent absence in-game, but it’s quite obviously rather private, so I didn’t share the details and tried to keep it under the cut. I’m sure I’ll be fine! It’s a really rough transition and it’s shaken my routine and yanked away all of my crutches/coping mechanisms, which is of course no fun and is very uncomfortable. But here’s hoping that ultimately this will be for the better.

(I’ll be tagging things relating to this and other irl happenings with life updates, and my monologue/mun rambling tag is shhh quiet with ur monologues there buddy boyo - so if you don’t want to see these, you can blacklist the corresponding tags as you see fit.)

hownowwit1  asked:

You mentioned abuse of the em dash in your response to summer's question. Can I ask you to elaborate on that? I won't lie. I utilize the em dash when I feel it's appropriate, but I do see instances where writers use them in every frickin paragraph, disrupting sentences unnecessarily by inserting sentences within them. That's overuse, of course. But what's the perspective from an editor? What's too much? Obviously it varies from person to person, but in general?

The em dash, once people learn about it, soon becomes their favorite method of punctuation. Which is fine, provided it is used well, and not like it’s being aimed at the text like a machete, hacking it up into illegible choppy segments.

My general rule of thumb is that the em dash is fine to use in place of commas to make reading tone* easier—provided the information is interesting and vital—and not just inane rambling. Often times it is not the use of the em dash that is the problem, but the inclusion of unnecessary information to the text.

It can also be used instead of parenthesis (which can often seem rather formal in fiction writing), to add more info. The em dash is a bit more flashy than parenthesis however, which is accepted to be a bit more subtle. So if you want to draw emphasis to something, use them em dash, if subtlety is your aim, use parenthesis. Sort of like the difference between a shout and a whisper.

And of course it can also be used in place of a colon—to add emphasis to a final line.

Generally speaking, so long as you’re not using more than two per line, you’re fine. But again, it depends on how it is being used. I’ve seen it used twice in one line in the same way you would use a colon, in which case that shit needs to be a whole new sentence of its own.

So there’s no harm in using one or two every paragraph. It’s just learning when to use them, and when it’s okay to trust in the oxford comma.

Does that help? It’s late and I’m sort of running out of steam but I hope that helps clarify this for some people.

*the overuse of commas can be just as equally annoying, and can often create a sort of breathless quality to the narrative. The em dash in this instance allows the reader to draw mental breath, absorb some vital tidbit, then plunge on with the rest of the narrative.

anonymous asked:

I honestly suck at coming up with these...but how about a member trying to convince you to go public with your relationship? but you're scared his fans won't think you're good enough for him and soon he'll realize that too and overall just nervous for the backlash. I guess for Mark, Jackson, and Jr.

idk why but I find this is so cute, omg 

Mark would be really upset that you would even think that you weren’t good enough for him! He would reassure you completely that if anything, he wasn’t good enough for you and that if his fans didn’t accept you, then they weren’t even real fans to begin with. But if you were still uncomfortable with going public, he would obviously give you the time. He’d still want to publicize your relationship to let everyone know that he was deep in love but he would do so with your consent, of course. He would assure you that there’s nothing to worry about and that if something were to happen, he would protect you no matter what. He would never let his fans hurt you, ever.

Jackson would be kind of confused as to why you were hesitant because to him, there would be nothing to worry about. He’d say something like “But you know I love you, right?” in a husky voice and embrace you tightly yet reassuringly. If you told him that you were afraid that they’d think you weren’t good enough for him, he would probably get mad (not at you though, of course). Just the sole thought of his own fans causing you pain would really piss him off. He’d scowl and say that anyone that had a problem with you would have to get through him first, and we all know how sexy scary Jackson gets when he’s mad. After a lot of coaxing and amorous kissing, I’m pretty sure he’d have you convinced by the end of the day.

It would have to be a pretty serious relationship for Jinyoung to want it to be announced, but he would actually be the most worried out of these three. He would quickly realize your point and inwardly freak out, knowing that there are some crazy fans out there that would go haywire if they were to find out that he was in a serious relationship. He’d pace around the room, biting his nails nervously or something, and his worry would just add on to yours. After a while he would come to a realization and face you. He’d say something along the lines of, “______, there’s nothing to worry about. Whatever happens, I’ll be right here, okay? It’s not just you in the relationship, but me too.” He isn’t the best at convincing but seeing him worry so much over you would just make your heart flutter. Besides, you can’t say no to Jinyoung forever! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

Last Reply 1988 Thoughts

I don’t think I’ll get over Reply 1988′s ending until I get super drunk and have the biggest hangover the next day and reflect on how stupid I was being.

My heart is still broken and it’s so ridiculous because it’s a tv show you know. It’s not real. It’s supposed to allow us to escape real life for a second and accompany characters as they grow up into becoming adults, not make us sob into a glass of whiskey. But guess what? It was so good that we really got attached to them and started rooting for their happiness and feeling their sadness. The show eventually took over my actual real life, and I would turn down the occasion to go out with friends because I need to see what Bora is up to, or what Jung Bong’s interest this week is.

The show gave me Jung Hwan, to whom I related so much in an almost scary way. Tough on the outside but really just full of love for everybody around him. He loved this girl who made his life brighter ever since he was a kid. He loved her before knowing what love was. They’d always bicker and he always acted proud around her because that’s who he was. Expressing his feelings wasn’t his strong suit. He was more into big gestures rather than words. But words were what did it for her. And so we accompany Jung Hwan in his transition to adulthood, with his awkward first love, heartbreaks, moments of friendship, and love for his family. We love him and root for him. But he doesn’t even get any closure at all. What the hell?

And our lovely Deok Sun, who made us look forward to Fridays and Saturdays, who can’t dance for shit but makes your heart burst with love every weekend, when you didn’t even understand what she’s saying because you don’t speak Korean. But you still tune in, and read recaps and root for her. Deok Sun, who made you livewatch the show at odd hours, 6AM, 10AM, who cares? Deok Sun, with her lovely smile and big heart is on. Then they take this girl away from us. They turn her into a prop in a poorly written ‘romance’ they threw at the viewers at the very last minute without showing us how her feelings grew when we SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH HER. They don’t explain her motives, her dreams. Then you realize the show was never about her. They just tricked us into believing it was. Then they start saying it’s a “family drama”, and it’s like ??? WE KNOW THAT?? But does that mean you get to throw the girl you advertised as the main lead in the trash? I’ve never felt this cheated, not even with the How I Met Your Mother ending. Just. Why?

I’m not even gonna mention Dong Ryong, pfft what a waste of character. Taek, oh Taek. What do I even say here? We never got to see him grow into an adult. Idk. Of course, he did “all the right things, at the right time”, but since when does that even matter? The writers never once looked at Deok Sun as an actual person who can ‘choose’ the person she wants to be with. It was always assumed that Deok Sun would just ‘accept’ whoever confesses, and sadly that’s just what happened. And let’s not talk about ‘adult’ Taek (lmfao Kim Joo Hyuk was not playing Taek, and it was such a big mess that they didn’t even address it).

I’m still bitter as ever, and my ask is open as always for your convenience if you want to call me a child or something.

It’s just. You know, Jung Hwan got labeled as this guy whose pride got the best of him (I read this in many posts don’t @ me). That’s just rubbish. Sure, he didn’t confess when he had the chance but he was not being “a macho” dude. He was being a teenager who bickers with his female friend because he’s acutely aware of everything she does. What is wrong with you? Have you ever been in love with someone who knows you so well that if they were to reject you, your whole world would crumble? Jung Hwan was careful not prideful, and I understood him for a while until I no longer could. The guy never got over her, never got closure, never confessed, NADA. That’s just? WHAT ABOUT US, PEOPLE WHO CAN’T PUT THEIR FEELINGS INTO WORDS? WHAT ABOUT US WHO ARE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED? What’s the show’s message to us? lol. The writer basically said we were doomed to be alone and lonely for the rest of our lives. lol. ok thanks.

Anyways please don’t pay attention to me. I’m so?

This will be my last reply 1988 post. xoxo

I won’t be tuning in for the next one, because I hate, ABSOLUTELY HATE, the ‘We’ll write this as we go” thing. Why can’t you pre-produce? They’ve been preparing for the show for SO LONG. Why do they have to take a break in writing if it’s not to ‘tailor to viewers’ or to ‘adjust to leaked spoilers’. The writer also obviously turned viewers into a joke, completely disregarding our feelings. No thanks. I was your biggest fan *sigh*. Thank you for the laughs and the tears. You filled the void in my heart for a while but then inflicted a new one. I don’t think I’ll forgive you for that any time soon.

Waige on St. Patrick's Day
  • Paige: So, what is Mr. 197 planning for St. Patrick's Day?
  • Walter: *lifts an eyebrow* Nothing? You know how I feel about holidays.
  • Paige: Yeah, and?
  • Walter: And, what?
  • Paige: *laughs* I figured St. Patrick's Day would be different with you being Irish, and all. *sits on the corner of Walter's desk* I hear Sylvester and Megan are going out to dinner to celebrate. Toby and Happy - well, I'm not entirely sure what they're going to do, but Toby said he had plans...elsewhere. Cabe's taking Ralph to Griffith Observatory so it's just you and me.
  • Walter: *gulps and closes his computer, giving Paige his undivided attention* J-just us?
  • Paige: Yup. So... What will it be, Walter? An Irish feast? Something to do with Irish folklore? An Irish movie marathon? *stands up and folds her arms across her chest* Obviously, you don't have to pick right now, but... *smirks* if you don't choose soon, I'll just go about LA and spend my evening with the first taker.
  • Walter: Th-that won't be necessary. I'm sure I can think of s-something. *gulps again and rises to his feet*
  • Paige: *smiles, circles around his desk and gives Walter a quick kiss on the cheek* I knew you wouldn't let me down.
  • Walter: *freezes from Paige's sudden forwardness* Yep. Okay.
  • Paige: *playfully smacks Walter's cheek and then turns to walk away.
  • Walter: *gulps as he watches her make her way to the kitchen*
  • Toby: Duuuude. *walks up to Walter* Count your blessings, man.
  • Walter: *folds his arms in front of him* And why should I do that?
  • Toby: Because you're Irish - like, literally, Irish.
  • Walter: So?
  • Toby: *chuckles* You'll see what I mean tonight. Let's just say.... Something tells me you're going to receive a 'lot' more than just a kiss on the cheek if Paige has anything to say about it.
  • Walter: *blink* What makes you say that?
  • Toby: *shrugs* No reason. *starts to walk away*
  • Walter: Toby!? Toby! *grabs the shrink's arm* What do you mean by that?
  • Toby: Ever heard of the saying 'Kiss me. I'm Irish?'
  • Walter: Yes. What of it?
  • Toby: Come on, 197! Think about it! That saying is commonly used on St. Patty's Day - which is today. From experience, we all know our favorite liaison has a thing for holidays and takes them seriously.
  • Walter: I know that.
  • Toby: Dude. You're Irish. Connect the dots. It's St. Patty's Day, and you're practically a walking, talking kiss-o-mania advertisement for our dear translator. So... My advice to you: practice your pucker. *chuckles and leaves for his desk*
  • Walter: *gulps and then glances at Paige who smiles back* Oh, boy. I'm in trouble.

I genuinely wanna know why the over obsessive Krashlyn shippers are well… Obsessed with IG and what they like and what they tag each other in. That’s so pathetic to me. Like WHO GIVES A MOTHERFUCK.

Do you constantly refresh IG and wait all day for them to ‘like’ a certain picture or for them to tag each other in a post?
Are some of you paid to do that or something?
Is it fun to follow that kind of stuff 24/7?
I’m curious. 🌝

I CANNOT get enough of Tumblr. Again, I suggest falling in love and you tagging your own boos, maybe you’ll forget about how Ashlyn tagged Ali in a picture about Adele tickets being $800!!!

“Look. You see?!?! They’re perfectly fine! They’re so in love! They’re gonna have babies soon! And I bet they wanna go see Adele together, but they can’t because they probably spent too much money on Christmas presents for each other because they’re so hopelessly in love with each other and we know this because obviously we know everything about their lives and relationship!!!”

😂💁🏻💅🏻😴😏😎😉