but now to eat tacos!


Detroit Red Wings trade away entire team in exchange for a few draft picks and a taco.

“I’m so fucking done with this team,” GM Ken Holland said when asked about the trades. “No matter what, it’s never enough. So I just said fuck it. Trade the whole team. Just nuke it and start over. I’m just done. So done. Now, if you need me, I’ll be in my office eating my taco.”


I keep to an 80% to 20% rule. 80%, I maintain my healthy lifestyle, but 20% of the time I relax, have some dessert and eat tacos. I think it’s important to start now, as soon as possible, to begin committing yourself to a fit and healthy lifestyle. You only have one body, and one life, and you are fortunate to have that, it is important to love it and take care of it. Giving up is more heartbreaking to me than failing could ever be.


Michael: “Good evening Jacobina, I’m here to play with Wilf. Have you seen him?”

Jacobina: “No, he’s around somewhere. I’ve just been eating some tofu tacos. I’m a vegetenarian now.”

Michael: “Don’t you mean vegetarian?”

Jacobina: “Yes, that’s what I said. A vegetenarian.”

Michael: “Maybe don’t be something you can’t say.”

Stuck with Me - Part 2

Catch Up Here.

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A/N: Sooooo part 1 went over really well. Like WAY better than I ever thought it would, which is so amazing. And a little fucking scary honestly. I really hope you guys continue to like it. (Please let me know I’m a slut for tumblr notifications) Thank you so much for reading!!! You’re all just delicious little confidence boosting nuggets and I love you.


“Do you want me to find her?”

Sam looked across the diner’s table at Cas. Nobody had spoken about the whole soulmate debacle since that morning in the bunker. Two days. It had been two days, and even though they were on a case it was all Sam could think about. Not talking though, was the Winchester way so he kept his mouth shut.

“I don’t know Cas,” Sam answered quietly, glancing over at Dean. “I mean, we find her, then what?”

Neither one answered.

“Guys I’m serious. I’m at a loss here.”

“Look, all I know is we need to make some kind of decision. I can barely think about this damn case. We’re distracted, Sammy. Someone’s gonna get hurt if we keep this up.”

“Dean’s right. You’re both very distracted by the whole situation. I will do whatever I can to help, no matter what you choose to do, but you must choose something.”

“Ok. Ok, we find her. Just where she’s at. Don’t kidnap her or anything. Maybe if we know where she’s at it’ll help us know where to go from here?”

It shouldn’t be a question, but Sam had no clue what would help and what would make everything worse.

“Well, you heard the man Cas. Go look for Sam’s baby mama.”

After Cas left, Sam and Dean both agreed to put a lid on that situation in order to finish the case in relatively one piece. It was a salt and burn that shouldn’t be taking this long. They knew that they had to put everything about Y/N aside, at least until the case was done. They also knew they were both completely full of shit, and there was no way either was going to stop thinking about it.

At least they were on the same page.

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anonymous asked:

Take care of yourself, my dear. Make sure to stretch your arms once in a while.

Haha thanks :) my arm is much better now, I took a break and now I’m eating dinner~ it’s taco night anyways :)

60 Truths tag

 Hoe thank you for tagging me @minjinbiased

1: Nicknames: Hoe, bitch, men, wey, spacemonkey

2: Bias: Yoongi, Ren, Minhyun, Youngjae, Wonho and many more :D

3: Blood type: I have no idea

4: R/S: Single 

5: Birthday: 5th February

6: Zodiac Sign Aquarius

7: Pronouns: She/her

8: Hair Length: A little bit under my shoulders

9: Height 156 cm / 5′1

10: Crush:  Yoongi duh! 

11: What I like about myself:  I like my eyes 

12: Left or right handed: Right

13: List of 3 favourite colours: Navy blue, mint green and Pink

14: (right now) eating: Air tacos

15: (right now) drinking:  Nothing

16: I’m about to: Go eat probably 

17: Listening to: Lost- BTS

18: Kids? Now? Hell no

19: Get married:  Yes

20: Recent phone call:  A classmate called me but I didn’t answer

21: (Have you ever) dated someone twice: no

22: Been cheated on:  No

23: Kissed someone and regretted it: yes

24: Lost someone special Yes

25: Been depressed: No

26: Been drunk and thrown up: Yes, I didn’t even finish the drink I had not even half LOL

27: Had glasses or contacts: I have glasses but I take them off when I get home

28: Had sex on a first date: Never been on a date

29: Broken someone’s heart:  Idk probably

30: Turned someone down: Yes 

31: Cried when someone died: Of course

32: Fallen for a friend:  Currently happening ;)

33: (In the last year have you) made a new friend: Yes lots of them (I love them all )

34: Fallen out of love: Yup

35: Laughed until you cried: I always cry when I laugh

36: Met someone who changed you:  The hoe that tagged me got me back to reading and tea 

37: Found out who your true friends: Yup and I couldn’t be happier

38: Found out someone was talking about you: No

39: Lips or Eyes: Eyes

40: Hugs or Kisses:  Neither, I don’t really like people touching me

41: Shorter or taller:  Taller

42: Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaeous

43: Sensitive or loud:  Both

44: Hookup or relationship:  Relationship

45: First best friend:  Don’t want to talk about her

46: Surgery: No but probably with have one soon

47: Sports I joined: I  played volleyball, basket ball and soccer sucked at all of them

48: Do you believe in yourself: Never have

49: Miracles:  For some people they do happen

50: Love at first sight:  You mean attraction at first sight 

51: Heaven: Yes

52: Do you have any pets: Yes two dogs

53: Do you want to change your name:  Just change one letter and I’ll be fine

54: What did you do for your last birthday? Ate like a pig, cried

55: What time did you wake up today: 11 am

56: What were you doing last night at midnight: Tumblr

57: Something you can’t wait: Getting a new book

58: Last time you saw your mum: 5 minutes ago

59: What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:  Where I live

60: Whats getting on your nerves:  My classmates and my crush taking forever to ask me out -.-
I tag: @fangirl9596
 and anyone who wants to do this

ok but the Young Avengers are 100% the kind of little shits who sing Friday all the time

to the point where after Friday is the integrated AI or what-have-you Tony flat out refuses to attend Friday meetings in the tower because whenever he asks Friday to pull information up the ENTIRE YA TEAM starts going “..Friday, gotta get down of Friday, everybody’s looking forward to the weekend…Partying, partying, YEAH”

and once Friday starts to grow into a personality it gets WORSE

because Friday is flattered by this. It’s an in-joke and kind of makes Friday feel like part of the YA team and Tony is SO INSULTED because Hawkeye and that hacker and space-prince and magic boy have CORRUPTED HIS AI

and eventually the YA and Friday, will, mostly off-key or in synthetic voice, belt out Friday

(Friday’s favorite part is the part about cereal and the “Fun, fun, fun, fun” part)

anonymous asked:

I once ate 10 tacos in one seating. Since then I have tortured myself trying to break my record. But I often can't get past 3... Also, your art is beautiful.

Tacos are delicious, just don’t drink watered down beer and get drunk after eating said tacos and puke it up.

Shit now I want tacos but I had BBQ for dinner


“I keep to an 80% to 20% rule. 80%, I maintain my healthy lifestyle, but 20% of the time I relax, have some dessert and eat tacos. I think it’s important to start now, as soon as possible, to begin committing yourself to a fit and healthy lifestyle. You only have one body, and one life, and you are fortunate to have that, it is important to love it and take care of it. Giving up is more heartbreaking to me than failing could ever be.”

Warning: Yet another vorish rant below

Since my last post went so surprisingly well, I’m doing another. Today, I’m gonna talk about food. Sure, just eating someone is cool and all, but sometimes you just need a little more, you know? Vore that includes other food besides the prey is quite common, and there are so many potential scenarios that could be created! Here are some of my most favorite things about using food in vore:

- Food already in a stomach when prey arrives. Weather it be pizza sludge or hot herbal tea, more often than not a prey is going to find themselves sitting in whatever the prey ate last. This can drastically change the conditions of the situation. A stomach filled with liquids is like being in a goopy Jacuzzi, while being covered waist-down in partially digested lunch is a completely different experience. I love the initial shock and disgust the prey is confronted with. It just amplifies the fact that they were just eaten alive, and now will potentially share the same fate as taco Tuesday.

- The pred eating while prey is already inside. Imagine sitting in a warm dark stomach, finally just getting used to your surroundings, when a faint, wet rumble is heard from above. You look up, only to see the sphincter directly above you twitch and then open wide, dousing you with ice cold water or covering you in chewed-up mush and saliva. Obviously, the most common reaction to having the pred eat while they are inside would be annoyance. After all, they just ate an entire person, and they are still hungry? rude. Sometimes though, if the humid and sticky stomach is getting too hot, a nice shower of cold soda would be a delicious and refreshing treat for the both of them. Some people may even like the gradual filling of the stomach, their surroundings becoming tighter as more and more food enters. Either way, eating with someone inside will always provoke interesting interactions between prey and pred.  

- Teasing: One of my favorite food scenarios is when person A eats the last (insert food item here) that person B was really looking forward to eating. Person A then teases Person B, saying something along the lines of “Well I guess there’s only one way for you to get it now,” and person B either demands to be eaten, or begrudgingly accepts.  

- Preparation: I just love the idea of a tiny rolling around in icing or chocolate sauce, (something that the pred can’t resist) to give their giant friend a special treat. Added bonus: this also must warrant a nice and thorough licking  Another similar scenario is when the pred prepares a meal, and offers themselves up as an added ingredient. The best is when the prey lounges around in the pred’s tea or soup, and after they are finished, gets to be eaten by their friend for dessert, re-joining the meal once again.

- Accidental vore: One of the most popular ways to accidentally eat someone is to have them stuck in they pred’s food. Whether he was going to attempt to jump out and scare his friend as a prank, accidentally fell in and got stuck, or needed a place to hide, almost every instance of accidental vore involves food. This adds even more shock and embarrassment when the pred realizes what they have done; and that the prey has been marinating for an hour in his stomach with whatever he ate them with.  

- The word marinating. That is all.  

- Stuffing: Ok, I know this Isn’t *technically* vore, but this is my page and I put what I want in it.
Anyway, a big dream of mine is to be relaxing on top of a giant stomach as they are eating a meal, getting to feel and hear all of the sensations, from the enormous human-sized gulps traveling down the throat, to the passage of the food through the sphincter as it plops into the stomach, the hours of churning waves and gurgles of attempted digestion, and finally the engorged stomach emptying its partly-digested contents into the intestines to be squeezed along deeper into the body. yow.

Ok, that’s all for tonight, and If you liked these scenarios/ideas, feel free to leave a comment! Goodnight, and remember, midnight snacks are never frowned upon!