I don’t really hate many fictional characters or people that much but I have a deep hatred for this little asshole, Mira.
now you are probably thinking to yourself “petal why the fuck do you hate a kid so much” well first of all she has stupid ass hair but I’ll tell you the real reason.
If you ever played the 4th generation games you know at one point you have to go through Wayward Cave where you meet this little shit who got herself fucking lost and she decides to pair up with you during the game as you navigate the cave.
So that means all the battles you encounter are double battles. Okay this is where the real story begins. You see I actually like her at first she was cute and sweet. Until we came across a random pokemon encounter of Zubat halfway through the cave.
Now you are all thinking “Really zubat!! those are like the most annoying pokemon you can find in caves I’m sick of them.”
First of all shut ur mouth they evolve into my precious Crobat. Second of all these weren’t any ordinary zubat one of them was a shiny.
So me being the fan I am was all like “Fucking yeah my first shiny of the game i’m raise this into a precious crobat which is one of my favorite pokemon!”
THEN THIS LITTLE ASSHOLE FUCKING KO’S THE SHINY ZUBAT!!!!!!
LIKE SHE DIDN’T EVEN ASK ME IF I WANTED CATCH IT SHE JUST WENT IN STRAIGHT FOR THE KILL.
IF IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO DITCH HER IN THAT CAVE! I FUCKING WOULD OF!! I WOULD LEFT HER ASS TO BE LOST FOREVER IN THAT CAVE IN HEARTBEAT.
BUT NO THE GAME WOULDN’T LET ME. SHE HAD TO FOLLOW ME TAUNTING ME OF WHAT I COULD OF HAVE IF IT WASN’T FOR HER THROUGH THE REST OF THE FUCKING CAVE
REALLY I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL!
IT WAS A SHINY ZUBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!